fic: Bad romance (Ch. 1)
Title: Bad romance
Paring: Jaeho, Junchun
Length: chaptered (1/?)
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: Pg13-Nc17
Summery: Jaejoong asked a complete stranger to be his husband..what can go wrong? Alot.
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“Wow man. Your life sucks.”
Announced Junsu. Jaejoong just glared at the duck butt.
“You don’t think I realized that by now!?”
“Woah, woah dude take a chill pill.”
Junsu said in broken engrish. Jaejoong bit back the urge to
smack his idiot of a cousin, right in the middle of his head.
“Yeah, make sure you learn the language first before speaking,
but then you wouldn’t be able to speak Korean either.
But it would be better if you were mute. ” He fired back.
“….”
“Su, you do know that that you have only 5 seconds to come up with a comeback.”
“Well…yea…you’re…a…a…” Junsu kept mumbling.
“One”
“umm….”
“Two”
Jaejoong loved seeing the frustrated look on his cousin’s face.”
“Three”
“Ahh…….crap……”
“Four”
“Fi-“
“You’re a doodoo stanky butt.”
Shouted Junsu quickly.
“Well are butts supposed to smell fresh? So I take that as a compliment.”
Laughing at Junsu’s shocked face. “But anyways I have to go,
mother is trying to set me up.” Jaejoong said quickly, reluctantly getting up
“I love you!”
Sang-song Junsu.
“…”
“Say you love me too!”
“…………..”
“YAH! YOU AGGRONT BUTTY HOLE!” yelled Junsu, catching almost everybody’s attention in the café.
“Why do you always refer me to a butt when yours is like the size of god knows what Naptune.”
“Just say you love me hyungieee.”
“Okay okay I love you” Sang song Jaejoong. “Physic.” He quickly added.
But before he can hear Junsu’s “AS* Hole.” He already excited the
café, and was heading down to the train station
~*~
“OH NARNIA OH NARNIA OH NARNIA! I’m late I’m late!”
Yunho quickly scrambled to get out of bed, getting dress,
and shoving two toasts in his mouth before heading out the door.
This was Yunho’s first time in Korea, he was born here but token to Japan for studies.
Now he is back to start university.
Walking around the giant city of Seoul, his eyes filled with wonder.
‘So different from Japan….oh my holy jabbers.’
He ‘cursed’ in his mind; he didn’t know where the train station was. Pulling out his
handy-dandy directions that he wrote down earlier, he quickly tried to follow the confusing red lines on the paper.
‘Okay, so you turn left…wait….right. Then take a ummm……that….okay….pass the pink elephant…..
Then turn the corner of donkey as-……(O___O) …WAIT...WHAT!?’
He squinted at his paper, trying to figure out the jumble of red words.
‘Great…I can’t even read my own handwriting’
He sighed.
Focusing all his attention on the little paper, he accidentally (it's called fate) bumped into someone.
He looked up at the stranger quickly saying “sorry sorry.”
(sorry sorry sorry..XD!)
“It’s fine. It’s fine.” Said the stranger. “You look lost, need any help?”
He asked kindly.
Yunho looked at him like his life depended on.
“Umm…yeah can you make out my handwriting?”
He mumbled and kindly handed the paper over to the stranger.
The stranger was silent for a moment, and then he busted out laughing, clenching his sides.
"What is this? The directions to my little pony land or something!”
The kind stranger had to hold the wall for support, between his fits of laughter.
Yunho puffed out his cheeks. Seeing the cute sad look on the other’s face, the stranger quickly apologized.
“Well where are you heading?”
“Seoul’s Station.”
“ME TOO! Let me take you!” The man said and grabbed Yunho’s hand.
Both of them heading toward the train stating,
but the stranger was dragging poor Yunho down the crowded streets of Seoul.
“Anyways, I’m Jaejoong.”
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TBC
So Hey! Yeah i know the spacing is a little weird. I decided to try something new (:
and this chapter was delayed because i got shot!
and i think my nervous system is like jacked up or something! because i got it in
my left arm, but my RIGHT arm and left LEG hurts >.<
hahaha I'm such a wimp.
Anyways, i pictured Yunho liked this when he was pouting when jaejae made fun of him. (:
enjoy ^^
OH AND THANK YOU ALL WHO SUGGESTED ME TITLES!!! :D!!
[Chapter 2]
a/n: i like leaving a/n: for you guys xD!
Paring: Jaeho, Junchun
Length: chaptered (1/?)
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: Pg13-Nc17
Summery: Jaejoong asked a complete stranger to be his husband..what can go wrong? Alot.
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“Wow man. Your life sucks.”
Announced Junsu. Jaejoong just glared at the duck butt.
“You don’t think I realized that by now!?”
“Woah, woah dude take a chill pill.”
Junsu said in broken engrish. Jaejoong bit back the urge to
smack his idiot of a cousin, right in the middle of his head.
“Yeah, make sure you learn the language first before speaking,
but then you wouldn’t be able to speak Korean either.
But it would be better if you were mute. ” He fired back.
“….”
“Su, you do know that that you have only 5 seconds to come up with a comeback.”
“Well…yea…you’re…a…a…” Junsu kept mumbling.
“One”
“umm….”
“Two”
Jaejoong loved seeing the frustrated look on his cousin’s face.”
“Three”
“Ahh…….crap……”
“Four”
“Fi-“
“You’re a doodoo stanky butt.”
Shouted Junsu quickly.
“Well are butts supposed to smell fresh? So I take that as a compliment.”
Laughing at Junsu’s shocked face. “But anyways I have to go,
mother is trying to set me up.” Jaejoong said quickly, reluctantly getting up
“I love you!”
Sang-song Junsu.
“…”
“Say you love me too!”
“…………..”
“YAH! YOU AGGRONT BUTTY HOLE!” yelled Junsu, catching almost everybody’s attention in the café.
“Why do you always refer me to a butt when yours is like the size of god knows what Naptune.”
“Just say you love me hyungieee.”
“Okay okay I love you” Sang song Jaejoong. “Physic.” He quickly added.
But before he can hear Junsu’s “AS* Hole.” He already excited the
café, and was heading down to the train station
~*~
“OH NARNIA OH NARNIA OH NARNIA! I’m late I’m late!”
Yunho quickly scrambled to get out of bed, getting dress,
and shoving two toasts in his mouth before heading out the door.
This was Yunho’s first time in Korea, he was born here but token to Japan for studies.
Now he is back to start university.
Walking around the giant city of Seoul, his eyes filled with wonder.
‘So different from Japan….oh my holy jabbers.’
He ‘cursed’ in his mind; he didn’t know where the train station was. Pulling out his
handy-dandy directions that he wrote down earlier, he quickly tried to follow the confusing red lines on the paper.
‘Okay, so you turn left…wait….right. Then take a ummm……that….okay….pass the pink elephant…..
Then turn the corner of donkey as-……(O___O) …WAIT...WHAT!?’
He squinted at his paper, trying to figure out the jumble of red words.
‘Great…I can’t even read my own handwriting’
He sighed.
Focusing all his attention on the little paper, he accidentally (it's called fate) bumped into someone.
He looked up at the stranger quickly saying “sorry sorry.”
(sorry sorry sorry..XD!)
“It’s fine. It’s fine.” Said the stranger. “You look lost, need any help?”
He asked kindly.
Yunho looked at him like his life depended on.
“Umm…yeah can you make out my handwriting?”
He mumbled and kindly handed the paper over to the stranger.
The stranger was silent for a moment, and then he busted out laughing, clenching his sides.
"What is this? The directions to my little pony land or something!”
The kind stranger had to hold the wall for support, between his fits of laughter.
Yunho puffed out his cheeks. Seeing the cute sad look on the other’s face, the stranger quickly apologized.
“Well where are you heading?”
“Seoul’s Station.”
“ME TOO! Let me take you!” The man said and grabbed Yunho’s hand.
Both of them heading toward the train stating,
but the stranger was dragging poor Yunho down the crowded streets of Seoul.
“Anyways, I’m Jaejoong.”
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TBC
So Hey! Yeah i know the spacing is a little weird. I decided to try something new (:
and this chapter was delayed because i got shot!
and i think my nervous system is like jacked up or something! because i got it in
my left arm, but my RIGHT arm and left LEG hurts >.<
hahaha I'm such a wimp.
Anyways, i pictured Yunho liked this when he was pouting when jaejae made fun of him. (:
enjoy ^^
OH AND THANK YOU ALL WHO SUGGESTED ME TITLES!!! :D!!
[Chapter 2]
a/n: i like leaving a/n: for you guys xD!