[Kai is in the kitchen, sitting at the table and poking a bit forlornly at a piece of cake in front of him. The cake isn't even half eaten, and he doesn't look like he's about to finish it off any time soon.]

So, uh.

Could someone explain how I'm here and not at home? Because seriously, this isn't funny. I didn't see any of those stupid portals around...

...

Sora? Riku? You there?