I'm a cheap slut.
Yea la,who would be so gatal wanna join some stupid OkCupid network which plays a role of some online dating service where you meet random people who are as gatal or lonely & desperate to seek new friends or potential boyfriend/girlfriend or sex partners etc.
I'm not exactly lonely desperate or horny & pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee do you expect to meet people who are genuine on this kinda corny network? Actually I created an account just for flirting purposes. But now I'm beginning to regret for posting my pic up because it is attracting the godamn wrong company.
Think 34 year old specy male who is semi balding & nicknamed himself Bookworm73. 0_o
34M, Singapore, Singapore "halo,we have much the same thinking towards love..
how are you doing, lately?
how did u manage to find this website? "
He is the one on the right by the way. T__________________________T
I DO NOT THINK WE WILL EVER SHARE THE SAME THINKING TOWARDS LOVE. NEVER. EVER.
I know you might think I said that due to his looks but seriously,how much do you know me? How the hell would you know we have the same thinking towards love??? I love men,so does it means he love men too? 0_o
Points to ponder wtf.
Another guy who is 23 whom we suspect that he has ADHD,don't have his picture though but he give me the creeps as he kept showering me with compliments regarding my smile, tried to ask me out for tea after just a few emails gosh what is wrong with people nowadays & extremely enthusiastic la whenever we chat. (another slutty act of mine : give out MSN contact when asked like people distributing flyers at a roadside. T_____________T )
Another guy is some 29 year old mat salleh from Australia but he is on friendly terms with me since we only discuss about Malaysian food & our Uni lives.
Then theres this 25 year old dude with his pic on the right who just dropped me a message...
25M, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia " hiee hiee..u look so familiar to me.. hmmm.. how r ya ? "
Alright,1st of all...............WHO THE HECK IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND WOULD SAY " HIEE HIEE " ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & gawd he is freaking 25 years old. Look I don't blame those underage kids who believes in being kawaii can be sent to heaven but HIM ??? Anyway I never understand the logic behind using the word "hiee hiee" to greet people instead of the normal "hi" or "hello".
WTF is "hiee hiee" ?? Damn annoying okayyyy niiaseng.
& bloody hell, the "you look so familiar to me" phrase is damn old school la. Better luck next time wtf.
So far the most normal stranger of them all would be this 22 year old guy.
"You seem like a genuine and honest person.
Would like to get to know you more as a friend."
How simple & easy is that rite !!! & I feel so much comfortable. It is possible to have sane people on OkCupid & my intention is solely just looking around for new friends,although I stated there that I'm looking for long term relationship. That serves the purpose of scaring potential random strangers who are searching for a fling.
And then...........................on a fine afternoon after my Moral class,2 guys approached me & asked for my number. 0_o Damn sudden wey,they came exactly a minute after May Leen left me for lunch.
"Hi,you are from Moral class rite? Can you give us your number? Our friend wants to know you but he is very very shy."
"Erm,who is your friend? Why is he so shy? You can ask him to come here & talk to me,I won't bite." (damn come to think of it,they could have misintepret that sentence as a giving the green light indication to be best friends with me foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
"Well,our friend is very very shy you see." The other guy said. (crap,you read me like a book. how did you know I have no idea what is the true meaning of the word SHY till you both have to repeat it TWICE?)
"Erm,just ask him to come over." (because I don't freaking wanna give you my number you crazy mofo)
Okay so the guy did came over & we had a brief 3 minutes chat. Hmm,his 1st impression was screwed as i don't dig shy ball-less guys who don't even have the guts to ask for a girl's number. I find it effing rude la to have your friend to ask for people's number,not sincere as well. Shit la,I saying all these as if I'm a damn good catch. But seriously,I've set the standards of a potential boyfriend so bloody high I think I'll end up being single till I'm 40. I want a boyfriend who is.....
1) Super duper caring
2) Considerate
3) Humorous
4) At least 180cm tall because I wanna wear my pretty pretty heels when we go out
5) Lean,yummy, hugable body rarw..............
6) A guy with substance a.k.a Intelligent/smart/knowledgable as I really crave for some intellectual conversations instead of just "baby i love youuuuuu" all the time
7) Respects & cares for his & my family
8) Loves me to death wtf. Okay more like loves & accepts me for who I am. This is the most important bit as the previous few failed to do so. It sounds easy yet it could be challenging when the relationship progress further day by day.
Okay Happy Deepavali babai.
I'm not exactly lonely desperate or horny & pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee do you expect to meet people who are genuine on this kinda corny network? Actually I created an account just for flirting purposes. But now I'm beginning to regret for posting my pic up because it is attracting the godamn wrong company.
Think 34 year old specy male who is semi balding & nicknamed himself Bookworm73. 0_o
34M, Singapore, Singapore "halo,we have much the same thinking towards love..
how are you doing, lately?
how did u manage to find this website? "
He is the one on the right by the way. T__________________________T
I DO NOT THINK WE WILL EVER SHARE THE SAME THINKING TOWARDS LOVE. NEVER. EVER.
I know you might think I said that due to his looks but seriously,how much do you know me? How the hell would you know we have the same thinking towards love??? I love men,so does it means he love men too? 0_o
Points to ponder wtf.
Another guy who is 23 whom we suspect that he has ADHD,don't have his picture though but he give me the creeps as he kept showering me with compliments regarding my smile, tried to ask me out for tea after just a few emails gosh what is wrong with people nowadays & extremely enthusiastic la whenever we chat. (another slutty act of mine : give out MSN contact when asked like people distributing flyers at a roadside. T_____________T )
Another guy is some 29 year old mat salleh from Australia but he is on friendly terms with me since we only discuss about Malaysian food & our Uni lives.
Then theres this 25 year old dude with his pic on the right who just dropped me a message...
25M, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia " hiee hiee..u look so familiar to me.. hmmm.. how r ya ? "
Alright,1st of all...............WHO THE HECK IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND WOULD SAY " HIEE HIEE " ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & gawd he is freaking 25 years old. Look I don't blame those underage kids who believes in being kawaii can be sent to heaven but HIM ??? Anyway I never understand the logic behind using the word "hiee hiee" to greet people instead of the normal "hi" or "hello".
WTF is "hiee hiee" ?? Damn annoying okayyyy niiaseng.
& bloody hell, the "you look so familiar to me" phrase is damn old school la. Better luck next time wtf.
So far the most normal stranger of them all would be this 22 year old guy.
"You seem like a genuine and honest person.
Would like to get to know you more as a friend."
How simple & easy is that rite !!! & I feel so much comfortable. It is possible to have sane people on OkCupid & my intention is solely just looking around for new friends,although I stated there that I'm looking for long term relationship. That serves the purpose of scaring potential random strangers who are searching for a fling.
And then...........................on a fine afternoon after my Moral class,2 guys approached me & asked for my number. 0_o Damn sudden wey,they came exactly a minute after May Leen left me for lunch.
"Hi,you are from Moral class rite? Can you give us your number? Our friend wants to know you but he is very very shy."
"Erm,who is your friend? Why is he so shy? You can ask him to come here & talk to me,I won't bite." (damn come to think of it,they could have misintepret that sentence as a giving the green light indication to be best friends with me foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
"Well,our friend is very very shy you see." The other guy said. (crap,you read me like a book. how did you know I have no idea what is the true meaning of the word SHY till you both have to repeat it TWICE?)
"Erm,just ask him to come over." (because I don't freaking wanna give you my number you crazy mofo)
Okay so the guy did came over & we had a brief 3 minutes chat. Hmm,his 1st impression was screwed as i don't dig shy ball-less guys who don't even have the guts to ask for a girl's number. I find it effing rude la to have your friend to ask for people's number,not sincere as well. Shit la,I saying all these as if I'm a damn good catch. But seriously,I've set the standards of a potential boyfriend so bloody high I think I'll end up being single till I'm 40. I want a boyfriend who is.....
1) Super duper caring
2) Considerate
3) Humorous
4) At least 180cm tall because I wanna wear my pretty pretty heels when we go out
5) Lean,yummy, hugable body rarw..............
6) A guy with substance a.k.a Intelligent/smart/knowledgable as I really crave for some intellectual conversations instead of just "baby i love youuuuuu" all the time
7) Respects & cares for his & my family
8) Loves me to death wtf. Okay more like loves & accepts me for who I am. This is the most important bit as the previous few failed to do so. It sounds easy yet it could be challenging when the relationship progress further day by day.
Okay Happy Deepavali babai.