For the love of Betty White...
So, this is a quick update until I have time to torture you folks with my crappy musings. (And believe me, there will be plenty of time this summer).
Anyway, school's out. Thank holy fuck for that. Well, I guess I can stop cussing so much now that the stress ulcer is healing a bit. Here are some plans for the summer:
1.)Keep working at Boscov's (not actually a desirable plan, but just a necessary one, i suppose)
2.)Teach my friend Vanessa how to swim. Vanessa, I know you read this..so be prepared.
3.)Read as many books as I can get my hands on before I have to have my mind poisoned by school again in the fall.
4.)Get a tan...this is a plan, but not a probability.
5.)Start an ABBA tribute group with my niece and two of my nephews. I have to present this idea to them, but I think they may be up for it. They're weird kids. Oh man, that's probably the thing I'm most excited about. What a loser.
6.)Write a nice letter to Betty White, letting her know that she is my elderly woman idol. For real, this sounds like a joke, but come on. I could only hope to look half as good as she does at her age. She is one saucy broad.
7.)Get kissed. That's actually not so much of a summer plan as it is a "before 2005" plan. But I thought I'd add it for s's and g's.
8.)Um, I've run out. I guess just to enjoy the summer. This is going to be my first summer in two years without taking a class.
Okay, well that's it for now. Sayonara.
Anyway, school's out. Thank holy fuck for that. Well, I guess I can stop cussing so much now that the stress ulcer is healing a bit. Here are some plans for the summer:
1.)Keep working at Boscov's (not actually a desirable plan, but just a necessary one, i suppose)
2.)Teach my friend Vanessa how to swim. Vanessa, I know you read this..so be prepared.
3.)Read as many books as I can get my hands on before I have to have my mind poisoned by school again in the fall.
4.)Get a tan...this is a plan, but not a probability.
5.)Start an ABBA tribute group with my niece and two of my nephews. I have to present this idea to them, but I think they may be up for it. They're weird kids. Oh man, that's probably the thing I'm most excited about. What a loser.
6.)Write a nice letter to Betty White, letting her know that she is my elderly woman idol. For real, this sounds like a joke, but come on. I could only hope to look half as good as she does at her age. She is one saucy broad.
7.)Get kissed. That's actually not so much of a summer plan as it is a "before 2005" plan. But I thought I'd add it for s's and g's.
8.)Um, I've run out. I guess just to enjoy the summer. This is going to be my first summer in two years without taking a class.
Okay, well that's it for now. Sayonara.