002 ♈ ARADIA ===> SEEK ADVENTURE TO EMULATE YOUR HERO

[apocalypticals]

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hello humans of the land of for and tuna

Comments

[lonelyglub]

so embarrassin...
did you really havve to go and just tell the wworld that my moirail treats me like im twwo swweeps old
i mean no one had to knoww i wwas grounded
you could havve just said
hey eri
wwanna come and explore this shitty place wwith me

and i wwould havve been all
yeah lets go explore this shithole because i havve nothin better to do than wwatch the paint fall off the wwall

[apocalypticals]

its not that embarrassing
especially if you deserved it
and anyway i was trying to be polite
if i didnt ask first you mightve been grounded for longer
and that would be more embarrassing dont you think

[lonelyglub]

i suppose you do make a good point
but you could havve just said
hey fef can eri tag along
wwoulda been less embarrassin

and hey i did not deservve to be grounded
i wwas defendin our culture
DEFENDIN IT
and this is the lousy thanks i get
fine if evveryone wwants to join rumple fuckass butt boil towwn and become humans fine wwith me
i wwill just sit here
and not do a thing to stop it

[apocalypticals]

i will take note
for the next time you get grounded
and i have to take you somewhere

learning about humans does not mean you become one
they can be pretty nice ok
and learning about them is fun
and it gives me something to do
while i figure out how this place
fits in with the plan

and yes
i think you did deserve it

[lonelyglub]

wwell ill be glubbed if you think i deservve it
because i totally did not deservve it
it wwas one sided and unfair and biased
next time i really wwill cull the guy wwho turns a nose against our culture
dont care wwho it is but ill do it
groundin me ovver a little fight glub
wwhatll you do wwhen i kill the guy huh
you most certainly cant ground or kill me then because it goes against evverythin you guys are doin right noww

[apocalypticals]

if youll notice
i was not the one who grounded you in the first place
so obviously in that situation it would not be
up to me either
i was simply trying to register
my belief that you were reckless
and thats not a good idea
you might skew things too far
or maybe youre supposed to do that
see this is the problem with not knowing
how this will end up

[lonelyglub]

yeah and none of you glubbers wwould take MY side
wwhat wwere goin to toss out our caste system and beliefs
but not the fact that fef is vvery wwell our empress?
if that wwhy none of you wwill stand for me

[apocalypticals]

to be honest i have never had
much interest in caste
especially with so few of us left
it seems a bit silly
but if it makes you feel better to follow them
go right ahead

though for the record
i listen to feferi because shes nice
and not for any more complex reason

[lonelyglub]

if fef asked you to jump off a cliff nicely
wwould you jump off a cliff

[apocalypticals]

probably not
but that is a rather unreasonable request
so i dont think shed make it in any case

[lonelyglub]

wwhat is wwith you trolls
i givve you a scenario that i wwant you to assume wwould happen
evven though it nevver wwill
and you all laugh it off

one a these days wwhat i say wwill happen
and i wwont be some joke or some failure that you all laugh at
youll see

[apocalypticals]

i dont think youre a failure eridan
or a joke
because im not laughing

[lonelyglub]

sure youre just sayin that
because im right here

[apocalypticals]

i am not very interested
in lying to people
to spare their feelings

[lonelyglub]

oh yeah?
provve it

[apocalypticals]

well i already told you
if you were a joke id at least have giggled
if not laughed completely

and i guess if i thought you were a failure
i wouldnt really talk to you
because it wouldnt be worth it