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[apiphile]

today i went to get fitted with contacts

the optician gave up trying to put them in and wrote “strong blink reflex” on a form and sent me to be taught how to put them in myself

i spent 40 minutes poking myself in the eye and finally got one in then spent ten minutes trying to get it out while the person teaching me hopelessly repeated “you’re doing

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[wolfy_writing]

Ugh, having to poke yourself in the eye, the worst!

Clever packetsu arrangement!

[apiphile]

Amount of practice so far: none.

[wolfy_writing]

That doesn't surprise me. If it was me doing "Deliberately poke yourself in the eye" practice, I'd be slow, too.

[apiphile]

That and all my time seems to have been filled up with other shit like "go and tell off the therapist".

[wolfy_writing]

Yeah, you've been rather neck-deep in medical stuff.