GUYS HELP ME OUT HERE

[apiphile]

I HAVE THE PARANOIDS ABOUT THIS BOOK.

PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT A) THE PLOT AND B) THE CHARACTERS OR C) ADDRESS QUESTIONS TO THE CHARACTERS SO I CAN GET A GRIP ON THEIR VOICES.\

You don't have to give a shit about the answers, just ASK THINGS. (PS please no "what lolcat meme are you" or owt, 'tis a fantasy novel and there is no intertubes).

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[chess]

Some questions for the characters, off the top of my head:

Someone bumps into you at a social occasion and asks what you do for a living to make small talk. How do you reply and does the conversation get going or die in a ditch? What kind of social occasion are you likely to be at, anyway?

You are in a dark forest, well off the beaten track. The night is closing in and you are sure that you can hear wolves. How much of a problem is this to you and how well do you survive the night? How might you be likely to get into this kind of predicament, anyway?

Did you have any kind of formal education? Were there any people in your life who stood out as excellent teachers who shaped you into the person you are now, or possibly awful teachers who did likewise? Tell me about them.

[apiphile]

Blargh character voices blargh work

[chess]

Work you asked for :p

[apiphile]

No I mean I'm at work hence comprative brevity of answer.

[chess]

Aha! Internet lack of context strikes again, sorry...