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[apiphile]

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[shiruartist]

8. Except you are very attractive. I find you very attractive

14. If I weren't tied up with a bunch of neuroses and trying not to fuck things up on a grand scale and also better at people, then I would be staring at you and trying to convey via psychic message that I like you and would like in your pants at some point. or. something more obvious/verbal, since I included "better at people".
SO HERE'S TO HOPING I DIDN'T MASSIVELY EMBARRASS EITHER OF US. I AM GOING TO GO HIDE UNDER A SHEET NOW BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I DID THIS WE WOUND UP USING HAND PUPPETS TO TRY AND BETTER COMMUNICATE. or. well. (S)HE did.

[shiruartist]

....and I orginally confessed how much I liked hir via a meme, too.

[wolfy_writing]

8. I have only seen pictures, but I agree with the attractiveness thing.

[apiphile]

HAND PUPPETS.

[origamicage]

my options are either "masturbation" or "serial murder".

WHY NOT BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

[apiphile]

Aimee that is unhygienic.

[origamicage]

I'm trying to think of ways it wouldn't be. Poison? Yeah, poison a group of people I guess?

YOU ARE MAKING ME THINK OF WAYS TO MURDER PEOPLE IN A LADYLIKE MANNER

[apiphile]

Quite right.

[puzzled_anwen]

Oh hey, am I allowed to shout at you that you are far from ugly? Because it is true. But I do not wish to be rude.

[apiphile]

You are allowed, but I have a mirror and everything so it won't do a lot of good.

[puzzled_anwen]

Yeah, but your brain is misinterpreting the information (where information = your face and interpretation = whether it is ugly or good looking). Er, that probably sounded better in my head, unfortunately my brain is fucked tonight.

[apiphile]

Ah but the majority of the populace agree with me.