I don't want sympathy, I just want to call people wankers and take valium in the bath and eat crisps

Oct 03, 2011 19:41

This is going under a cut because it is a grumpy inarticulate mess primarily derived from being too fucking hot all day at work and forgetting to take decongestants.

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good, stupid, palmy palmy face, perversion, work, damn kids get off my lawn, body issues, rant, pain, hot, shut the fuck up, stupidity, bad, it's amazing i haven't died yet, tumblr-using fuckhead

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puzzled_anwen October 3 2011, 20:01:36 UTC
Re 1a, yeah, but you're in a fuckload of pain, so it doesn't really matter if it will go away or if someone else's won't, because fuckloaf of pain. Load. Re 1b, dude, I like that kind of pain, and can take quite a bit of it, but I cried like a little girl when Sarll squeezed a spot above my top lip. So.

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apiphile October 3 2011, 20:24:38 UTC
I like to think that a fuckloaf is very sexy bread, btw.

And yeah I figured that other dirty pervert weirdos like thee and me would understand, but there is that contingent who make those idiotic comments "you like pain hur hur you must like it when someone trips you over hur hur" and you always want to reply "you like it when people touch your wang you must like it when i punch you in the cock". morons.

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puzzled_anwen October 3 2011, 20:41:08 UTC
Yeah, well, those people can fuck off, they ain't getting my sexy bread.

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apiphile October 3 2011, 20:41:54 UTC
I wonder if it's possible to compromise on a snogbun.

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puzzled_anwen October 3 2011, 20:49:16 UTC
You can compromise on my snogbun any day..?

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apiphile October 3 2011, 20:50:17 UTC
SUCCESSFUL.

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