GODDAMNIT I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT EAT WHY AM I STILL HUNGRY

[apiphile]

WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PUTTING FOOD INTO YOU, BODY, THIS IS ANNOYING AND BORING CAN YOU NOT JUST RUN ON STARLIGHT AND RAINBOWS IF YOU DIDN'T NEED FEEDING ALL THE TIME I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GET UP SO MUCH AND THEN YOU WOULDN'T KEEP GETTING HUNGRY YOU INEFFICIENT SHITEDEGGER.

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[why_me_why_not]

Did you finish the same book twice or finish two books?

I LIKE YOU!

[apiphile]

Two books! One of them was really short.

[swear_jar]

I have this feeling that Josh Homme probably gives singularly fucking amazing hugs, so maybe him?

SERIOUSLY I BET HE DOES.

Also your eyes are pretty and I dooon't caaaaare what you call me for saying that.

[apiphile]

I want to stoner puppypile with him and like, Dan Whitesides. Ray Toro. Huggy men.

FUCK YOU THEY'RE BORING.

[stratospherique]

DEREK I HATE THAT YOU MAKE ME WANT COWBOY PORN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[apiphile]

EZRA YOU NASTY TRASHY WHORE GET ON THE FUCKING HORSE

[coniferous_you]

Just going to mention that I was supposed to be paired with a suitable double for Josh Homme in an upcoming wedding that I don't want to be involved with (don't see the point of spending money on it; don't like being in photographs, etc.) but then youngest sister and J.H. had a falling out and now he's out of the wedding and uninvited even. Oh, Little Sister.

[apiphile]

Aww, damn. Mail him to me?

[coniferous_you]

I could try! He's kind of big, so I imagine shipping would be a nightmare.