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[aphroditechicky]

I said yesterday that I was going to get wasted last night. Damn straight I did, thanks to the stress of work/school/etc. First off, Erin and I headed to the Gatherings to meet with Greg since Tiff was bartending. We started early, around 7ish. Later, Jeff came, and things got rowdy. It was karaoke night, so you can imagine, haha. Greg and Ryan (who owns the place) did a drunken duo. Jeff even sang, he was great ;) Then the Polaroid came out and so I have a few pictures for keepsakes. Normally, I start not remembering things, but I remember most of last night. I remember making tons of drunken phone calls (dammit, got to stop that nasty habit!). It didn't help things when Tiff and Ryan kept buying me free drinks. The worst was probably when I called Dan in Ocean City, squealing about how I missed him. Then calling him again, he answers and I say, "I want to jump you" and hung up. At least he didn't have a problem with that ;) During this whole time I was trying to convince Jeff to make out with me (only God knows why). Poor Jeff is probably terrified of me now, and I am slightly, or more so, embarrassed, haha. After that, Jeff and I went to the Fox, where we met up with Eric, Michael, Kira, and Jenn. I basically sat down and told them I was wasted. Jeff had to practically carry me in my apartment. I don't remember much at this point, but Jayla said I was hilarious. I broke a chair, rolled off the couch, crawled to my room, brushed my teeth and got toothpaste all over my face, and had to be dressed and put to bed by Jayla. How pathetic is that? The best part was, I woke up in the morning with no hangover. Felt like a new woman!

So, that was probably my version of me being a bad drunk. This was only the short version of this story, it gets worse ;) Hey, if any of you needs some tips on how to make a drunken ass of yourself, you know where to find me!