You make me yell so loud my cat is now deaf . You should eliminate any opposition . Someday I will fly, and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, and set things on fire with my mind. You = what Mike Tyson's daughter would act like, with all the biting. If I saw you now I'd wonder how the heck you got into my room, then challenge you to Mortal Kombat and laugh like a pirate. I would build a kitty with no legs just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe, left foot. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. We could drink the blood of the guilty, because innocents have a vinegary taste, under the stars. My love for you is like that of a book: I don't read you, just stare you down until I get the information I want.
Love, Derek Johnston
P.S. I wasn't kidding about the Mortal Kombat part. Choose your grounds.
Well I think I'm going to have to stick with my previous grounds...them being...DANG! I forget who it was! I will remember though! Mark my words, Derek, I WILL REMEMBER!!!
P.S. Seriously consider that kitty with no legs thing...sounds cuuuute =^^=
And I shall be waiting Mandi. In the shadows. 'Cause that makes me sound a lot cooler and ninja-like. And the kitty with no legs? Well, looks like you'll just have to wait 'till Christmas. That is, of course, if I can catch Frisky and hold him down long enough...
You make me yell so loud my cat is now deaf . You should eliminate any opposition . Someday I will fly, and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, and set things on fire with my mind. You = what Mike Tyson's daughter would act like, with all the biting. If I saw you now I'd wonder how the heck you got into my room, then challenge you to Mortal Kombat and laugh like a pirate. I would build a kitty with no legs just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe, left foot. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. We could drink the blood of the guilty, because innocents have a vinegary taste, under the stars. My love for you is like that of a book: I don't read you, just stare you down until I get the information I want.
Love,
Derek Johnston
P.S. I wasn't kidding about the Mortal Kombat part. Choose your grounds.
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P.S. Seriously consider that kitty with no legs thing...sounds cuuuute =^^=
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And I think we should just go with Colin Ferell as Alexander, he's gay...but he's male, and it works.
Waiting in the shadows also makes you sound like a creepy, perverted stalker. Just so you know.
Ciao!
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