You make me puke pretty colors. You should die. Someday I will become a millionaire and you'll still be a bum. You = Not Beef Stew. If I saw you now I'd really not orgasm. I would build a containment center just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my anus. If I could sing you any song it would be FOD by Green Day. We could drink Rat poison except not me under the stars. My love for you is like that of Unicorns - nonexistent.
You make me devour children at an astonishing rate. You should swim to Australia. Someday I will be a piece of fuzz and laugh at you because I am inanimate. You = almost as cool as silly putty. If I saw you now I'd tear off my kneecaps.I would build a spaceship just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my eyeball. If I could sing you any song it would be It's Raining Men . We could drink urine under the stars. My love for you is like that of a wet chamelion, always changing and wet lol.
Love, Your secret friend, Rachel...crap...wasn't supposed to give that away!
Haha...I'm kind of disgusted by the first response. I never knew you were like that Rachel...I mean, my "secret friend"! Devouring children...seems like an interesting pastime. Maybe you'll devour the children I will someday steal from you.
You make me squee. You should rock the sox off everyone. Someday I will make you a sugar pie... not you into one, make one for you. You = +3 teh roxzorz. If I saw you now I'd giggle. I would build a magical pegasus robot just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my hip. If I could sing you any song it would be something by Coheed and Cambria. We could drink hot chocolate under the stars. My love for you is like that of black roses, blood and cheese.
had to it seems fun!bandaidlady1December 20 2005, 13:59:23 UTC
Dear Mandi,
You make me smile. You should run with the birds and sherp like them too. Someday I will give you a pot of lucky sharms(almost like gold). You = a rainy sunny day. If I saw you now I'd laugh. I would build a hole just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my forehead. If I could sing you any song it would be I will walk 10 00 miles. We could drink O.J. under the stars. My love for you is like that of lions in a feild.
Love, Jacky
P.S.hope you liked it, & I will be posting this on mine for people to fill in...
You make me yell so loud my cat is now deaf . You should eliminate any opposition . Someday I will fly, and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, and set things on fire with my mind. You = what Mike Tyson's daughter would act like, with all the biting. If I saw you now I'd wonder how the heck you got into my room, then challenge you to Mortal Kombat and laugh like a pirate. I would build a kitty with no legs just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe, left foot. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. We could drink the blood of the guilty, because innocents have a vinegary taste, under the stars. My love for you is like that of a book: I don't read you, just stare you down until I get the information I want.
Love, Derek Johnston
P.S. I wasn't kidding about the Mortal Kombat part. Choose your grounds.
Well I think I'm going to have to stick with my previous grounds...them being...DANG! I forget who it was! I will remember though! Mark my words, Derek, I WILL REMEMBER!!!
P.S. Seriously consider that kitty with no legs thing...sounds cuuuute =^^=
And I shall be waiting Mandi. In the shadows. 'Cause that makes me sound a lot cooler and ninja-like. And the kitty with no legs? Well, looks like you'll just have to wait 'till Christmas. That is, of course, if I can catch Frisky and hold him down long enough...
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You make me puke pretty colors. You should die. Someday I will become a millionaire and you'll still be a bum. You = Not Beef Stew. If I saw you now I'd really not orgasm. I would build a containment center just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my anus. If I could sing you any song it would be FOD by Green Day. We could drink Rat poison except not me under the stars. My love for you is like that of Unicorns - nonexistent.
Love,
Anthony Huisman
P.S. Can I borrow five bucks?
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By the way, I'm pretty sure Unicorns do exist.
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You make me devour children at an astonishing rate. You should swim to Australia. Someday I will be a piece of fuzz and laugh at you because I am inanimate. You = almost as cool as silly putty. If I saw you now I'd tear off my kneecaps.I would build a spaceship just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my eyeball. If I could sing you any song it would be It's Raining Men . We could drink urine under the stars. My love for you is like that of a wet chamelion, always changing and wet lol.
Love,
Your secret friend, Rachel...crap...wasn't supposed to give that away!
P.S. I want to eat chinese right now.
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You make me squee. You should rock the sox off everyone. Someday I will make you a sugar pie... not you into one, make one for you. You = +3 teh roxzorz. If I saw you now I'd giggle. I would build a magical pegasus robot just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my hip. If I could sing you any song it would be something by Coheed and Cambria. We could drink hot chocolate under the stars. My love for you is like that of black roses, blood and cheese.
Love,
Ashley/Neko
P.S. We should be friends! Lol.
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You make me smile. You should run with the birds and sherp like them too. Someday I will give you a pot of lucky sharms(almost like gold). You = a rainy sunny day. If I saw you now I'd laugh. I would build a hole just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my forehead. If I could sing you any song it would be I will walk 10 00 miles. We could drink O.J. under the stars. My love for you is like that of lions in a feild.
Love,
Jacky
P.S.hope you liked it,
& I will be posting this on mine for people to fill in...
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Man. Now I want some lucky charms...
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You make me yell so loud my cat is now deaf . You should eliminate any opposition . Someday I will fly, and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, and set things on fire with my mind. You = what Mike Tyson's daughter would act like, with all the biting. If I saw you now I'd wonder how the heck you got into my room, then challenge you to Mortal Kombat and laugh like a pirate. I would build a kitty with no legs just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pinky toe, left foot. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. We could drink the blood of the guilty, because innocents have a vinegary taste, under the stars. My love for you is like that of a book: I don't read you, just stare you down until I get the information I want.
Love,
Derek Johnston
P.S. I wasn't kidding about the Mortal Kombat part. Choose your grounds.
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P.S. Seriously consider that kitty with no legs thing...sounds cuuuute =^^=
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And I think we should just go with Colin Ferell as Alexander, he's gay...but he's male, and it works.
Waiting in the shadows also makes you sound like a creepy, perverted stalker. Just so you know.
Ciao!
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