Saturday, 23rd May, 2009

May 24, 2009 02:15

- WE DON'T HAVE TO EAT KD - BUT WE DO ANYWAY
Canada serves France KD. With ketchup, or any other creative combination Kraft tries to promote (hot dogs, peas) Appalled France decides he has to correct Canada's culinary palette.

Bonus for references to England's bad taste spreading like a disease, or that even England's cooking isn't this bad.

- I THINK THIS IS A TORCHWOOD CROSSOVER
Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. The 21st century is when everything changes. And Hetalia is ready.

all my love,
Anon.

Bonus points if Arthur owns a TARDIS.

- RUSSIA + IRON MAIDEN
This Iron Maiden Fan!Anon ask for something with the /awesome/ song "Mother Russia" from the No Prayer for the Dying album.

Lyrics:

Mother Russia how are you sleeping
Middle winter cold winds blow
From the trees the snowflakes drifting
Swirling round like ghosts in the snow

Mother Russia poetry majestic
Tells the time of a great empire
Turning round the old man ponders
Reminiscing an age gone by

Mother Russia
Dance of the czars
Hold up your heads
Be proud of what you are
Now it has come
Freedom at last
Turning the tides of history
And your past

Mother Russia
Dance of the stars
Hold up your heads
Remember who you are
Can you release
The anger the grief
Can you be happy
Now your people are free

- LOTUS FEET
I would like to see China binding Russia's feet in the traditional Chinese style. Seeing as Russia is fully grown and not a little kid, it would probably be a rather traumatic experience, so he's rewarded with sexytimes when it's done, because China gets off on his mutilated feet. China tops, please.

Some additional information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footbinding

Captcha: of womanish. heh... hehe...

- THE GAME MASTER
The Hetalia cast has a video game tournament. Bonus points if Japan pwns everyone at some point in the story.

- WOULD THEIR EMPIRES SURVIVE THE UNION?
Prussia tries to join the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Hungary is intially intrigued at the yaoi that could result. Prussia is not. Austria gets territorial.

- PASSED AROUND
Ah, a historical requester here! I've been reading a book on Southern Italy lately, and I've realized that Romano has been passed down through a lot of hands. Including Germanics.

Romano being taken care of in different periods of his life by, in order: Mama Greece, Rome, Germania (The Longobards techinally, but they were named all one nation so..), France, Germany, France, Spain, and Austria. Yes, some countries are named twice but that's how the order went in my book. After Austria he had his own home again \o/

- CATHERINE THE GREAT HAS HER WAY WITH IVAN
Catherine the Great/Russia

Catherine the Great, aside from bringing Russia to become a strong power, was known to have many lovers (and to be a cougar...I know) so anon here would like to see her have an affair with Ivan. For kicks really, being a big history fan.

Bonus: Ivan gets jealous of one of Catherine the Great's other lovers.

- DRUNK RUSSIAN SOLDIER + TANK = WIN
Click the link to see the video.

Moscow - An apparently drunk Russian tank driver rammed his 25-ton fighting machine into a remote village cottage while on a vodka run, footage aired on Friday on state television showed.

The soldier was filmed driving the tank, armed with an anti-aircraft gun, through a tiny street in Oktyabrskaya, in the Ural mountains' Sverdlovsk region.

He clambered unsteadily into his vehicle with two freshly purchased bottles, then rammed a fence and a house while attempting to leave.

"He was drunk," a villager said on Channel One television.

An assistant at the local shop said the soldier had purchased two bottles of vodka.

Army spokesperson Konstantin Lazutkin promised the military would pay for repairs.

Just DO IT! XD

- HE HAS HIS WAY WITH FRANCE
Could someone please do UK + Vibrator + Sexual Deprivation raping France.

- CORRUPTION?
dsklfjdkls Anon has always wanted to write this herself, but didn't have the guts, so! ♥

England is busy with his work on London, so France picks up a visit to young!America, and virtually corrupts his mind (Not by real smut, but sort of like a way too detailed sex ed. lesson.) for the sole purpose of pissing England off.

England comes back, and America starts asking him these weird, sex-related questions that France tells America that England "apparently" did. ex.: "... Iggy, did you really have sex with France? And Spain?" Doesn't have to be included though. Just an example. ♥

Bonus- America has no idea these are things you really shouldn't flat-out ask without a reason, because France tells him "it's fine" /cough.

Bonus 2- Corrupted!America winds up being little-little Chibi-Merica or pre-teen!America. ♥♥

OP will love whoever fills this forever! ♥

- RUSSIA/FEM!COLONY!CANADA
Ok so, either

This becomes pretty much the only fill with Lolicon *pedopedopedopedo* (you can do anything with that just not rape/angsty or penetration though)

OR (since the 1st one might be too pedo-tastic! *face-palm* ok...I'm going to hell)

Russia sneaks into Canada's house (while doting!Papa France/Mommy!England is out)and they start playing games (ex.house,dolls,Stela Ella Ola ect.)

- STATES REQUEST
So the kink meme fill here got me wondering as to why there is such a lack of fic with the states-tan.

At this point, anon will settle for anything with the states, really. Any pairing is fine, but bonus points and anon's first born for either:

a) UK/PA, since in the previous request, UK refers to PA as a miniature version of US

b) MA/PA, idk just want

recaptcha: "benefit $4200" take that as you will lol

- INFLATABLES
Russia showing another country everything you can do with blow-up/inflatable models.
(By which I mean these: http://englishrussia.com/?p=2025 - inflatable tanks, trucks, nuclear silos, & what have you!)
Other country is someone obviously interested in these (because he's too poor? doesn't have a military of his own?), & third party overhears and misunderstands, very badly!

I'm thinking of combinations like Russia showing them off/trying to sell them to Sealand (with England overhearing), or to Prussia (Ludwig overhearing), or even Japan, since the latter's only allowed self-defense forces.

(Huge crack! bonus if authoranon re-imagines the Cuban Missile Crisis with these inflatable missiles-laden trucks instead of real ones.)

- BEST MATES FOREVER
England and France have fought for centuries but I'm sure we all know that really, deep deep down, they actually like/tolerate each other and are technically the other's best friend. I'd love to see a fic where England (or France, but I think England would be the best one) realizes that France is his best friend, and tries to deny it before coming to terms with the fact. He can tell France or not, I don't care. I just want to see him realizing that France is really important to him, despite the centuries of fighting.

I couldn't find a similar request but if there is, please feel free to link me to it.

- IN WHICH AUSTRIA'S CALLED A PANSY
Austria and Switzerland

On the matters of Switzerland's 'Violence' or maybe, 'Lack of musical appreciation.'

Extra points if at some point Switzerland calls him a pansy.

* CANON PAIRINGS I THINK
Nations' love letters to others nations.
Because they're too cowards to confess their love!

- DOWN UNDER AND PREGGERS
Anon would like to see New South Wales and Victoria duking it out (they both wanted to host Australia's capital), having angry sex that ends with NSW getting pregnant because of it, hence, the birth of the Australian Capital Territory.

Bonus: Australia being a proud Pop and bawling shamelessly when he first sees ACT and holds him/her.
Super Bonus: Victoria and NSW are both male. With Victoria getting picked on because he's got a girl's name

- NERD ALERT
The Asian nations disguising a conversation about sex as a conversation about math ("Solve for x, then plug it into the equation to get the solution"). Because Asian people are are generally better at math than at English (and are nerds like that).
Bonus: A non-Asian country hears the conversation and doesn't get it at all.

- FAILING TOGETHER
Prussia/America

Doing it wrong, please~
Like, teeth clicking together painfully, arms and legs
jutting out all over, elbows to ribs, and accidental headbutts.

Bonus points if a headbutt results in a nosebleed that pauses the
action.
Extra bonus for lots of swearing.
Extra Extra bonus if they manage to get it right in the end.

- SHE'S NOT CRAZY
OK, so I know Belarus mostly gets played for laughs as the stalker of the stalker, but I'd love a fill that really took her feelings, obsession and all, seriously. Even compassionately.

Russia never listens to her anymore, so she writes him a letter, explaining exactly what she feels and *why*. Whether you write Russia's reaction or not is up to anon, but if you do, I'd like him to reciprocate at least a little/not outright reject her.

Bonus that earns my filthy soul: Include the phrase "Master and Beloved."

- JEW SANDWICH PLEASE
Israel has a bad day.

So Egypt and Turkey team up to convince him that not all his Muslim neighbors hate him.

Threesome sexytiems ensue.

(If you want to go the crack route, paranoid!Israel can misinterpret their advances at first, but I really want this threesome eventually.)

- ENGLAND/FRANCE
Fuck, I'm going to hell requesting this but:

We all know those fanarts where little England has those long, rabbit/lope ears, right? So how did he lose them?

Answer: Like in the Loveless (a manga by Yun Kouga) world, his ears disappeared when he became an 'adult' (has had sex! XD).

So, this going-to-hell anon! wants to see France taking those ears.

- HETALIA/THE SANDMAN
A nation meets one of the Endless from Neil Gaiman's The Sandman. You KNOW you want to see Delirium and Russia hanging out. Or Destruction reacting to Prussia. Or Desire having fun with England a really repressed nation. Let your imagination run wild!

- CELEBRATING THEIR FRIENDSHIP
Greece/Russia: 'In view of the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, the two sides decided to declare 2013 the year of Greece in Russia and vice versa'.

So I want to see them dating, Russia touring Greece around Moscow or the opposite, something lighthearted/sweet/whatever. I mean, those two have always had excellent friendly relations. And please keep Russia in character, anon. Not a psychopath like in half the fics here. :( ♥?

- THE AMERICAN STATES DURING THE REVOLUTION
I would love to see something with the some of the original 13 States (or the colonies as they were at the time) getting involved with the Revolution. After all, they were the ones who decided they wanted to join together, right? To leave England for America?

Bonus for something involving New York, considering that the Battle of Saratoga is considered to be the major turning point in the war.

(I've almost always seen New York written as a male, but in my head NY is female. Regardless, I would love to see him/her as a mix of all the peoples that lived there then - the Iroquois, the Italians, the Germans, the Irish, and the African-Americans mainly).

- AMERICAN-SPANISH
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/05/14/money.census.diversity/

"The nation is becoming even more diverse: More than one third of its population belongs to a minority group, and Hispanics are the fastest-growing segment."

Something reflecting America's new diversity please! Spain asking him how his Spanish is coming along? Or Al blurting out stuff in Spanish at some point, and the other nations being like "..TF?!"

- ENGLAND LETS GO OF AMERICA
Ok, I'm a hardcore US/UK/US shipper but I need this like burning:

England letting go of his romantic feeling for America. Voluntarily. Peacefully. Without violence or coercion or because of a third party. He realizes or thinks America would never return his feelings, angsts about it, but eventually decides it's time he moved on and looked forward. He'd always care about him, of course, but not in a romantic sense.

If you want to hook England with another character that's fine. ♥

Notes
+ The time period this is based on is Sydney/Australia time.
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile. Now with Russian and Latvian betaing.

c: france, c: israel, s: genderbender, p: austria/switzerland, p: russia/belarus, p: prussia/america, p: china/russia, c: world, p: austria/hungary, c: egypt, c: sealand, s: crossover, c: other, p: england/france, c: belarus, c: hungary, c: china, p: switzerland/austria, c: switzerland, c: australia, c: canada, p: england/america, c: prussia, s: mpreg, p: other, c: greece, c: russia, c: turkey, p: turkey/israel/egypt, c: england, p: greece/russia, c: japan, c: america, p: russia/canada, p: prussia/hungary/austria, c: romano, c: austria

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