Wednesday, 12th August, 2009
- AMERICA/CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: SMUT AND THEY'RE YANDERE
Yandere!America+Yandere!Canada/Nation to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmMKMn9jL3o
smut between US and canada is NOT optional. Victim!Nation can come too.
- AMERICA, WORLD: SCENERY PORN
America brings one nation on a road trip across America to demonstrate that there's more to him than the environment-hating, geography-fail, humburger-eating, clueless numbskull that he apparently is.
Compulsory: Scenery porn. Orgasm-inducing descriptions of locations, the landscape, etc. Actual porn optional (see below).
Bonus 1: said nation has a very low opinion of America's geographical knowledge, but is completely unable to name any of the places that America brings him/her to, or more than 10 states without the help of a map.
Bonus 2: said nation gets seduced by the scenery and the two of them end up screwing outdoors with at least one animal watching.
- CANADA: A HIGHLY DYSFUCTIONAL FAMILY
Hem, Hello. I'm not sure if this have been requested before but, I'd like to see some Canadian family fluff.
It have been running around my head since I saw this; http://community.livejournal.com/hetanada/2020.html
For some reason, I portray them as a family. A highly disfunctional family, but a family. We all know they are proud to be Canadians (except, maybe for Quebec, but let's not mind him that much, yes?).
Somehow I do believe that at least Canada's own provinces & territories would notice him, right? So, here is the thing. Let me see how the 13 kids cheer Canada up after a though UN meeting. Doesn't matter if is all of them or one by one. (all of them preferred) But keep in mind that Quebec and Ontario are not in good terms.
I do know that technically they are not Canada's children since British Columbia, New Brunswick & Nova Scotia were different colonies (And he bought Northern Territories), but let's Skip history a bit, 'Kay?
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY/JAPAN: GENDERBENDER AND THREESOME
This was based on a comment I saw once
Italy and Japan are pretty feminine compared to Germany, correct? And I remember only seeing Italy and Japan in the hot springs together, no Germany.
Lets just say Germany is curious about his allies, and why they purposely bathe together without him. And he does some recon, or maybe he simply walks in on them in, w/e you choose.
Wanna know why?
Because Italy and Japan are both girls, and they're purposely cross dressing. Or at least Italy is forced to, since I think fem! Kiku probably looks boyish anyways, where as fem!Italy might have to bind her breasts and wear layers to hide curves.
Why is up to you, but I'd love to see flustered Germany and a pair of nervous girls trying to explain themselves, how Germany acts afterwards, and maybe some Germany/Italy if you can squeeze it in.
Bonus: The Allies (except maybe China) are also taken aback
Bonus 2: Prussia makes a cameo somewhere
Sorry if that was confusing
- VENEZIANO/AMERICA, CHINA, FRANCE: GUILTY WORLD
Yet another request based on the financial gang bang comic http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/9482.html?thread=11830026#t11830026
Overtime some of the countries who took part in it begin to feel guilty and worry about America, who's become a shut in who won't even celebrate his own birthday or holidays. They attempt to coax America to being his old self, but he fears they're just going to punish him again.
Which countries feel guilty is up to you, but I would like China France and North Italy to at least be there. It can lead to sex/fluff or whatever you want with whoever, but please no canada/us or uk/us.
I hope this request is okay, i can give more info or ask questions?
There is more to this request. Please click the link to see it.
- AMERICA: GOOD LUCK
America gives someone the 'Hawaiian Good Luck Sign' (see link).
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-seizing-of-the-pueblo
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: LEATHER CHAPS
England goes to visit America, and is coerced into watching a rodeo where, surprise, surprise, Alfred is the star. After watching him ride and meeting up with the sweaty, bruised up cowboy, Arthur discovers he has a bit of a fetish for chaps.
Whether America is on a horse or a bull is up to you.
Bonus: America keeps slipping into a Southern accent.
Extra huge bonus: England tops.
:D
* WORLD: THEY HAVE ANIMAL FORMS
Well this anon has been watching a bit of Juuni Kokki (Twelve Kingdoms) again, and has a new theory stuck in her head.
What if the Nations are like the kirins, they're able to change into their animal forms at will (or forced into that form when weakened) and they're the ones who pick their rulers (or bosses in Hetalia-verse)? They don't have to be unicorns/single horned deer like in Juuni Kokki, but it'll be cool if they were their national animals.
Sooooo fic which the nations' identities are blown and persecuted, possibly to the point of people hunting them down to gain power, revenge, or have a new trophy to their collection.
Pairings are welcome, although anon would like to see some love for the Asian nations because there isn't enough for them on this meme ;A;
- ENGLAND IS AWESOME
England being awesome. Not being tsuntsun, or the crying uke. Just plain awesome seme. It's up to you on whether this is crack or serious as long as Arthur gets to be terrifying and other nations have their various 'OH SHI--' moments.
Bonus if Arthur is NOT drunk.
- GERMANY, NETHERLANDS: DEFYING GERMANY
History channel FTW.
So, The Netherlands wasn't too THRILLED over Germany coming in, but after a while, they were fine, apparently. Until Germany started harrassing the Jews...
Anon would like to see the Netherlands defying Germany like he did during the Worker's Strike and not backing down!
Let's get some kick-ass Netherlands action in here!
Bonus: The Dutch Resistance make some cameos >D
- PRUSSIA, GERMANY: HE HAS ONLINE FANBOYS
correct me if i'm wrong (be gentle though) but i think japan's modernization of their military during the turn of the last century was based on prussia's. and its practically fanon that america's kickass during the american revolution was in part thanks to prussia.
so, i want to see prussia trying to hide from his fanboys.
only...well, it seems that a fair number of people think that he is now mooching at germany's house playing video games all day right? so i think he's taking over the world military wise in online games and that he has fanboys. nation fanboys. bonus if germany does the jealous younger brother thing.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: LOVE LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL
America, in an attempt to stop England being tsundere, steals one of his spell books and brews up a love potion that is supposed to bring out the feelings that the drinker has been hiding.
The problem? America fucks up the seating plan and replaces Norway's complimentary water bottle with the potion instead of England's.
Norway then spends the rest of the meeting staring dreamily and Denmark and doodling him/writing his name all over his notes.
During the break he goes absolutely crazy for Denmark and clings to him like a lovesick schoolgirl. In other words; Norway turns into the cutesiest little things on the planet.
B: Norway sitting on Denny's knee in the cafeteria and fork-feeding him his lunch for him.
Whether or not the potion wears off and how Norway then reacts is all up to the author anon! Just gimme some fucking cavities!
- ROMANO/VENEZIANO/ROMANO, PRUSSIA/GERMANY/PRUSSIA, AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: BROTHERS ORGY
America/Canada, Prussia/Germany, S.Italy/N. Italy
Let's see a Brothers Orgy~! (Who tops and who bottoms is up to the writer)
- ENGLAND/FRANCE, WORLD: AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
Right, so, remember how Fogg was British and Passepartout was French? WELL. I want to see Arthur deciding to do this, and Francis going with him. The details about the bet, prize, etc, are up to anon. Include as many cameos as you possibly can (I remember they went to Japan and America. I’m not sure about China… but you can change the route, of course) =D
Bonus 1. The tour becomes a diplomatic nightmare, because the others will be offended if the duo doesn’t visit them.
Bonus 2. The British (and French) Colonies and Domains show up. Erm. Please, don’t make it angsty. I know Imperialism wasn’t exactly made of awesome, but I don’t want to see this here. Just- make me smile. ^^
Bonus 3: If you find a way to make Francis get kidnapped while they’re in/with America and Arthur be awesome and save him - I’ll love you forever! (hey, it was in the book!)
* PRUSSIA: INSPIRING AWE
if you look at a dictionary, it will tell you that some synonyms of awe are fear and reverence. gilbert has been calling himself awesome since long before the word meant something good (not great, because the meaning of great isn't a very nice one either). i wanna see him inspire awe. him, not his country feats - just gilbert. maybe it's his swordsmenship, maybe his physics prowess, his tactical genius, whatever. just gilbert being awesome in the original sense.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, FRANCE/CANADA, FINLAND/SWEDEN, LITHUANIA/POLAND: MY FAIR LADY CROSSOVER
So, anon's sister was watching 'My Fair Lady' this afternoon.
This made anon want Hetalia!My Fair Lady fic badly XD One nation teaching another nation to speak properly, showing them off, and falling in love. Whatever else happens is up to anon.
Pairings that come to mind for this are UK/US, France/Canada (only teaching proper French!), Finland/Sweden, and Liet/Poland.
Captcha: Lithuanian rustler. ....Liet can has rodeo?
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA: THEY SWITCH PLACES
Nation!Switch. Instead of Gilbert being trapped behind the wall, Germany gives himself over to Russia and is East Germany. Going through constant psychologial/emotional torture from Russia and wondering if his brother is okay. While Gilbert is doing the opposite, being encouraged and well-treated.
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY/JAPAN: ROLE-PLAYING AS SCHOOLGIRLS
femaleItaly/Germany/femaleJapan threesome
I was reading a book on naughty German words and in it it said that Germans like the idea of discipline play in boarding schools. So I want the them as adults role-playing as schoolgirls with professor Germany. The sexier the better is a given.
Bonus if you include eyeglasses wearing Germany.
- PRUSSIA/HUNGARY, AUSTRIA: HARDCORE SMUT
I would love to request a smut, like Hungary were making love with Prussia in such a passion way she never had been able doing it with Austria. >_> No, let's bring the party that would last for a looooong time for Hungary's sake!
Bonus 1: Bondage, spanking, oral, anal, role play; well anything as long as both Hungary and Prussia enjoy this horny moments! ;)
Yes I admit I've read Prussia/Hungary hentai doujin so I blame this for that. xD;
Bonus 2: Austria watch them, but ends up walking away and tries comfort himself with violin. *Yep Hungary left him*
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, SEALAND: THEY'RE NIGHT GUARDS WITH PLENTY OF UST
England and America are night guards for (insert company/museum here). Theft/vandalism has been a problem during their shift lately, so everyone is on full alert in an attempt to catch the culprit. One night while America and England are working, they realize that the culprit is in the building with them. Hijinks ensue(with plentiful UST, of course) as they try to catch the criminal.
Bonuses:
1) At one point, the criminal traps them somewhere and they end up spilling their guts and confessing to each other
2) The whole thing was set up by their superior in order to get the two of them together
3) Their superior is Sealand ;)
* AMERICA/ANYONE, WORLD, OTHER: HOW I MET YOUR FATHER
America is putting one of his littlest states (your choice) to bed, and the state asks about his/her rarely-seen father. America launches into the story of "how I met your father", spinning it as very fairy tale-esque and romantic. The catch is that in flashbacks we see that the events leading to the state's conception were very sad/skanky/tragic/cracky, as anon prefers.
- AUSTRALIA, WORLD: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE WERE ATTACKED FIRST?
Okay bare with me anons and horrible request is horrible
If World War III happens (which it will eventually) everyone is saying it'll be a nuclear war, which is understandable considering. A Nuclear War will, if enough damage has been done, pretty much kill off the planet. Australia would be, technically, one of the last countries to be affected because were so far down south. Do I still have you anons?
So I was thinking, what happens if it was all backwards.
What would happen if Australia was the very first country that was attacked, rather than Europe or America. If that were to happen, Australia would be the first country to go, as it were, the chances of nuclear gas spreading to other parts of the world is actually smaller than it would've been if the attack happened first in the northern hemisphere.
Have I spurred those plot bunnies yet?
So, anons, I want to see the beginning of World War III. Who starts it, I don't care, it could be an underground movement, a new nation, anyone. But yes I began my sentence with "but" Australia has to be the one that is attacked first. I'm not asking for Australia-centric anons, I'm asking for the world's reaction, and how it will be delt with, or how it ends. Being Australian I can say that we tend to, I guess you can say, panic or become insecure when relations go wrong with another country (just look at the amount of times we've had to repair our relationship with Indonesia). Honestly who ever expects Australia to be the first country attacked?
So we've established that Australia is the first attacked, what about the rest of the world? America and England will retaliate thats a given, and the rest of Europe and the world? Entirely up to you anons. I'm leaving this open intentionally.
If anons want pairings, only very very vague hints of it please. I want to see more "family" connections and reactions to this whole thing (the "UK France Family" what people tend to forget is that Australia is part of that family too - we were almost colonised by the French)
Bonus 1: I really shouldn't have to say it but I will, Australia is attacked first.
Bonus 2: If you decide to write the end, I don't want Australia miraculously popping up and saying "oh hai" - if anons want him alive then make it a very long and slow healing process (or just destroy the world for all I care)
Bonus 3: Australian's are fighting with everyone else, only the Australian's fighting were in Australia when it happened so their sick kill me now anons
I'm drawing a blank with the bonuses so I'll leave it there.
All the Aussies out there, don't hate me! I'm Aussie too ;_;
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: ENGLAND'S A JERK
I don't know why, but I really want to see America cry. So, my request is England and America are having their usual arguments, but England goes a little too far and hurts America's feelings, thinking it's the same as always.
America then starts crying and England goes "Oh shi-".
So, England (in various silly and serious ways) tries to make up to America (who's avoiding England/has become a shut in/refuses to speak to anyone/etc.). Would prefer a happy ending, but not necessary.
- WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: AVENUE Q CROSSOVER
anon's not a big musical fan but i just love Avenue Q!
how about any pairing(s) plus any other nation-tans to this song? You know you love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPqOx-Smqrc&feature=related
crack would fit best but smut's fine too..
reCaptcha says MICHAEL kimmel. So, Jimmy Kimmel's been lying about his name..?
- WORLD, RUSSIA: PICK UP LINES
Okay Anons...
I'm sure their must be some of you out there that like, or used to like Naruto, da?
Which means at least one of you has had to have seen the Akutsuki Pick Up Lines comic, da?
(If not...http://mskydragons.deviantart.com/art/Complete-Akatsuki-PickUp-Lines-60185478 or http://vonnie-seiyuki-chan.deviantart.com/art/akatsuki-pick-up-lines-58591765)
Well Anon would like to see a hetalia version...
Any charecters acceptable.
Art fill, preffered, written fine too.
Bonus: If, Russia's pick up line has something to do with 'Becoming one with Mother Russia'
- OTHER, AMERICA: PROTECTIVE AMERICA
Last ReCAPTCHA said...'Virginia Covets'...
That Inspired Anon...
Little Virginia coveting a Nation...
Daddy Alfred finds out...
Over protectiveness ensues.
Can either be, Spazzy cute and hysterical, or Angry, violent and scary.
- PRUSSIA/ANYONE: AWESOME SAUCE
"TASTE ME AWESOME SAUCE!" >:D
Can be cracky or smutty, either is fine. Just as long as Prussia says this to someone (:
Make me LOL, anons. I have faith in you :D
- WORLD: IF YOU MET THEM IN THE STREET...
*shifty eyes*
Sorry. OP fails.
Anyhow, I'm curious, Anons.
My random mind has just suggested something to me, and I decided to suggest it to y'all, as well.
How do you think you would react to meeting your country and/or the other countries of Axis Powers Hetalia...if you didn't know it was them? That is, if you ran into them at school, work, on the street, at a party, whatever, but just thought they were some guy (or girl) you'd never seen before. Would you like them? Dislike them? Flirt? Fight?
Multiple fills are encouraged and greatly appreciated, since it'll be different for everyone.
Thanks in advance!
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA: MILKING
Germany/Prussia - Prostate Milking.
With Gilbert being milked.
- CANADA, WORLD: INVADER ZIM CROSSOVER
INVADER ZIM X HETALIA CROSSOVER. NOT FUSION. CROSSOVER.
Zim and Dib, during another fight, somehow crash into the UN building, inside the meeting room the nations were, and, by someone's slip, find out they're nations.
CHAOS ENSUES.
Bonus 1: Canada channeling Nny(JTHM)
Bonus 2: Zim blows someone up.
Bonus 3: An irken empire-tan appears to do damage-control
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, GERMANY/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA: MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING CROSSOVER
Much ado About Nothing Hetalia Style
Alfred's role is obvious of course ... as the heroine HERO
and of course it wouldnt be Shakespeare without CLAUDIO!Arthur
cause anon has a weakness for loveatfirstsight!UsUk
All other characters are up to Writer!Anon
Bonus: Give me a Benedict!Ludwig and a Beatrice!Feliciano (come on cant you just see the impending lulz) and I will give you art fills to go along with your story!
Bonus 2: Don Jon the Bastard!Prussia cause you just know hes the type to get so bored that hed want to go fuck up some true love
- WORLD: PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT OR OPEN HOUSE AT THE LOCAL SCHOOL
-HRE/Germany in preschool and Gilbo attending as his guardian on parent's night/open house and embarassing the hell out of poor Ludwig.
-Bickering ensues between him and America, Canada and Australia's parents (England and also France for Canada).
-Austria then complaining on how crappy Spain's teaching is, threatening him to move Chibitalia and Romano to another school.
-China (with his 4 kids) trying to get all of them to stfu.
Bonus for Russia being the scary principal xD
- FRANCE/AMERICA/FRANCE: DISNEYLAND
How did America convince France to take Disneyland Paris?
France/America, America/France optional
- NORWAY, DENMARK, ICELAND: WHO'S ICELAND'S MOTHER?
Ok, so not so long ago I heard from a friend that scientists checked out the DNA of Iceland's first formal colonists and they found out something really interesting: The men were Scandinavian and the women were Celtic.
So, I want Chibi!Iceland asking Norway about who was his mommy and for Norway to continuously be interrupted when he tries to explain.
Bonus) Denmark is the one who is always interrupting Norway.
* AMERICA, WORLD, OTHER: TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY
Inspired by so many of the adorable 'America and his states' fics this meme has produced....America is forced to take one of his younger states to a World Meeting.
Chaos ensues.
Said state goes through papers, bothers all the other nations, won't leave it's other father alone, won't leave Alfred alone, and ultimately runs off and hides somewhere after getting yelled at by a frustrated nation. Who then feels horrifically guilty.
A huge hunt for the missing states then occurs, with all the nations involved. It should all be very hilarious and very fluffy and sweet.
And America takes the state out for ice cream in the end.
State can be any of the anon's choice, but should preferably be one of the younger ones, ruling out the 13 colonies. Sorry colonies...): you guys are old.
Irritated!Yelling!Nation can also be of anon's choice, though OP thinks that Germany or England would probably fit best.
The state's other parent is also of the author's choice, but it should make sense...like, Alaska is America/Russia, Hawaii is either America/Japan or America/Kingdom of Hawaii, etc.
- PRUSSIA/BRANDENBURG: MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND TURNED INTO THE MOON!
oh gilbert, why must you have such lousy luck? okay, given how ambiguous the nature of the nations are in hetalia, i think it isn't completely impossible that brandenburg became moon spirit after prussia took over. so, i want to see gilbert toasting the full moon and ludwig asking about it. gilbert proceeds to tell his little brother about leaving roderich's place and shacking up with brandenburg and later how brandenburg...ascended?
- PRUSSIA, GERMANY, CHINA, SOUTH KOREA, JAPAN: DDR SHOWDOWN
We all know Gilbert loves his video games, rite? So, when Ludwig takes Gilbert to the mega-mall to go shopping, Gilbert whines $20 out of him to hit the arcades. Where he does his basic fighting kids to play Mario Kart and demanding the Fuzzy Chick plushie. When he comes across the hit of the arcade.
Dance Dance Revolution.
Unfortunately, no one can play unless they beat the 3 Masters of the Game. Japan, Korea, and China. Gilbert takes the challenge and is shamed and taunted out. Vowing to get back at them, that he WILL become the DDR master! Insert typical Rocky music and at one point, Aqua's Cartoon Heroes.
Ludwig has to comment this is the stupidest thing Gilbert's gotten angry over in years.
- CANADA/ICELAND/CANADA, AMERICA, SWEDEN, DENMARK, WORLD: THE BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR III?
cracky. america finds out that canada/vinland and iceland have been 'together' since the tenth century and freaks out. does the whole 'blow up since i really didn't need to hear that about my baby brother' thing except his aim is off (or he has no idea where iceland is) and hits norway instead. cue sweden and denmark calling up their military. the european countries nearby get antsy and they get their war machines up and running...for some reason some decides to bring in their union/alliance...which triggers others to do the same.
- WORLD: LOOK AT THE SKIES...
Nations watching a meteor shower.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: LAME AND CHEESY
US/UK.
America using really lame and cheesy pick up lines on England.
- CANADA/AMERICA: GENDERBENDER
Anon has a friend, who has NEVER in her life, heard of or seen Axis Powers Hetalia, but once described America and Canada's relationship as so.
"America may be on the bottom, but only because she yanked Canada on top of her and yelled FUCK ME BITCH! AND DO IT HARD DAMMIT!"
Potential writer out there, where ever you are, you know what you must do...
- AMERICA/MEXICO/AMERICA, ANYONE/ANYONE, WORLD: THEIR FIRST TIMES
A bunch of nations- OC's are fine, too- crowded together, talking about their first times (if they are drunk for this, it might make more sense, but however you want to work it). Let there be 'lulz', as they say.
Go with it however you want: it could be pure humor or pretty fucking sexy, I imagine. I had ideas, like... a nation's first being someone opposed by the person they're currently dating, someone being heartbroken that they weren't someone's first, someone not knowing that it was their partners first time ('holy shit! but I was drunk and an asshole! gjkhdsfklshLJH I would have been more gentle...'), someone's first being someone totally and completely off the wall, one of the nations being horrified by all the 'well, when I was conquered...' and asking for consensual first times, plz, hre/germany memory issues coming to play ('yeah, I remembering doing it, but not with *who*') and a prussia and austria freakout (as he would have been being passed around between them (and occasionally france) during those awkward years when he was neither hre/german empire, the conversation eventually turning in to 'when was your first threesome', la de da...
None of that has to be used, of course- just random thoughts that came through my mind. Go where you want, anon. Multiple fills would be love, any pairings (be they here and now or in the past) are encouraged, no matter how popular or unknown they are. :D
(You get a bonus cookie if US and Mexico's first time was with each other, though, back when they were both holding different names but were still loyal obedient colonies who just were still seen as children by their 'fathers'. Because it amuses me, and I bet England would freak and blame Spain.)
- AMERICA/CANADA: FOLLOW YOU HOME
having heard nickelback's 'follow you home' i can't help but think it's the perfect stalker song for alfred. so, how about an au where he stalks matthew (i'd like it very much if his family were the nordics)? (any genderbending of matthew is welcome)
- OTHER, RUSSIA, WORLD: EMOTIONALLY ABUSED BY GENERAL WINTER
OP feels guilty for wanting this...but she loves abused Russia.
I just want to see Russia being emotionally abused by General Winter. Time period doesn't matter.
But I'd love to see General Winter basically stating to Russia that in one way or another, he's the cause of all the world's problems. Whether it takes place during WWII, or present day, it doesn't matter.
But I want to see emotionally abused Russia breaking down and crying.
B. Baltics+Fellow Slavs comfort Russia, Latvia included. And for once, Russia doesn't do anything to scare them, and treats them all like truly valued family.
- TURKEY/GREECE, JAPAN/GREECE, FRANCE/GREECE, EGYPT/GREECE: THEY'RE ALL GOING AFTER GREECE
I always see Turkey and Greece after Japan, but switch a roo time!
Turkey and Japan are going after Greece. Whether its by them doing it passive-aggressively or while Greece is sleeping or whatever. But they want his ultimate friendship and trust and smex bc he's rated best
The winner? Anons choice Japan please? :D
BONUS: France gets in it somehow because he's France and has a tingling sense for these things
BONUS2: Egypt unknowingly, or he does know, win by taking Greece away for some event dealing with cats
- WORLD, RUSSIA: LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA CROSSOVER
So, has anyone here heard of Leningrad Cowboys Go America?
If not, here's a little information on it~!
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leningrad_Cowboys_Go_America)
After reading about this...gahh....
So my mission, anons, is for a fill involving the cast of Hetalia as the cast of Leningrad Cowboys Go America!
Russia must be in there, plzkthx.
- WORLD, ROME, GERMANIA, MAMA!GREECE, MAMA!EGYPT: JERRY SPRINGER
The nations and their families are put on the Jerry Springer show to sort out their issues of angst and anger and love, have fights, let out confessions [hearts are broken and couples are made], etc!
Human names are used please. Take it as you will but make me LAUGH :D
BONUS: All nations are somehow dragged into it through various connections.
BONUS2: Rome, Germania, MamaGreece, and MamaEgypt return
GO ANONS GO
- WORLD: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
zomg earth is being attacked by aliens! What do we do? What do we do?
"The World needs a hero"
Work with it anons
Bonus: America is NOT the hero
I don't know, I don't know, I came home and this popped in my head D:
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: YOUNG!AMERICA
Brit!Angel can turn someone younger. Anon likes young!US with UK.
So! With US's consent, Brit!Angel does his magic and gets his sweet-faced US back. US keeps his memories, however, and uses them to his advantage: coupling acting innocent and sweet with what he knows today about what gets UK going. The whole thing is adorable, if slightly creepy. However, after UK takes him, US turns the tables and goes full seductive. Like, crawling all over UK and dirty talking him in to somewhat using the act as they go rough and kinky.
Basically, they use Brit!Angel MAGICK!! to act out some fantasies they've both had since before the revolution. What. It's totally not a crazy request. >.>
- AMERICA/VENEZIANO/AMERICA: THE REAL VENICE
America/Italy
Venice (Los Angeles, California) against Venezia(Veneto, Italy).
America boasting about his version of Venice without ever having seen the original one, and having Italy come over to see it.
Italy retaliates by inviting America in his real Venice and showing how it's supposed to be (and feel).
Bonus: italy romancing america up in the true italian way, and America completely falls for it.
(if you add smut, I'd like Italy to top from the bottom, or ride america)
sorry, this pairing somehow got to me...
- PRUSSIA/CANADA: I LOVE YOU (BUT WITH STUTTERING INVOLVED)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebAKoRcYFTA&feature=related
Nation A confesses to Nation B kind of like the video. IDK. Go with whatever, Anon!
Bonus: Nation A is PRUSSIA and Nation B is CANADA.
... P-please don't let this be US/UK/US. There's so much fills for that pair already.
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO, JAPAN: REVENGE
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia to go mafia to protect Germany.
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia and knight!prussia to take revenge for germany.
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia and inquisitor!spain to take revenge for Romano.
I want to see mafia!romano doing his best to protect italy, this time. XD i know i'm not original, but i think i've been missing this. Besides, mafia!romano is sexy as hell.
so, revenge for hurting italy (and not crack!hurt, but the painful kind of it)
Bonus: i don't care if it's just brothers or italicest or add whatever pairing you want (like, sparo and gerita) as long as romano goes EVIL on the ass of those who hurt his bro.
Bonus2: if you want to add someone else, i'd like to see yakuza!japan.
- SWITZERLAND/LIECHTENSTEIN: FLUFFY AND GENTLE
Switzerland/Liechtenstein, fluffy and gentle, Liechtenstein losing her virginity.
Notes
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Yandere!America+Yandere!Canada/Nation to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmMKMn9jL3o
smut between US and canada is NOT optional. Victim!Nation can come too.
- AMERICA, WORLD: SCENERY PORN
America brings one nation on a road trip across America to demonstrate that there's more to him than the environment-hating, geography-fail, humburger-eating, clueless numbskull that he apparently is.
Compulsory: Scenery porn. Orgasm-inducing descriptions of locations, the landscape, etc. Actual porn optional (see below).
Bonus 1: said nation has a very low opinion of America's geographical knowledge, but is completely unable to name any of the places that America brings him/her to, or more than 10 states without the help of a map.
Bonus 2: said nation gets seduced by the scenery and the two of them end up screwing outdoors with at least one animal watching.
- CANADA: A HIGHLY DYSFUCTIONAL FAMILY
Hem, Hello. I'm not sure if this have been requested before but, I'd like to see some Canadian family fluff.
It have been running around my head since I saw this; http://community.livejournal.com/hetanada/2020.html
For some reason, I portray them as a family. A highly disfunctional family, but a family. We all know they are proud to be Canadians (except, maybe for Quebec, but let's not mind him that much, yes?).
Somehow I do believe that at least Canada's own provinces & territories would notice him, right? So, here is the thing. Let me see how the 13 kids cheer Canada up after a though UN meeting. Doesn't matter if is all of them or one by one. (all of them preferred) But keep in mind that Quebec and Ontario are not in good terms.
I do know that technically they are not Canada's children since British Columbia, New Brunswick & Nova Scotia were different colonies (And he bought Northern Territories), but let's Skip history a bit, 'Kay?
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY/JAPAN: GENDERBENDER AND THREESOME
This was based on a comment I saw once
Italy and Japan are pretty feminine compared to Germany, correct? And I remember only seeing Italy and Japan in the hot springs together, no Germany.
Lets just say Germany is curious about his allies, and why they purposely bathe together without him. And he does some recon, or maybe he simply walks in on them in, w/e you choose.
Wanna know why?
Because Italy and Japan are both girls, and they're purposely cross dressing. Or at least Italy is forced to, since I think fem! Kiku probably looks boyish anyways, where as fem!Italy might have to bind her breasts and wear layers to hide curves.
Why is up to you, but I'd love to see flustered Germany and a pair of nervous girls trying to explain themselves, how Germany acts afterwards, and maybe some Germany/Italy if you can squeeze it in.
Bonus: The Allies (except maybe China) are also taken aback
Bonus 2: Prussia makes a cameo somewhere
Sorry if that was confusing
- VENEZIANO/AMERICA, CHINA, FRANCE: GUILTY WORLD
Yet another request based on the financial gang bang comic http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/9482.html?thread=11830026#t11830026
Overtime some of the countries who took part in it begin to feel guilty and worry about America, who's become a shut in who won't even celebrate his own birthday or holidays. They attempt to coax America to being his old self, but he fears they're just going to punish him again.
Which countries feel guilty is up to you, but I would like China France and North Italy to at least be there. It can lead to sex/fluff or whatever you want with whoever, but please no canada/us or uk/us.
I hope this request is okay, i can give more info or ask questions?
There is more to this request. Please click the link to see it.
- AMERICA: GOOD LUCK
America gives someone the 'Hawaiian Good Luck Sign' (see link).
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-seizing-of-the-pueblo
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: LEATHER CHAPS
England goes to visit America, and is coerced into watching a rodeo where, surprise, surprise, Alfred is the star. After watching him ride and meeting up with the sweaty, bruised up cowboy, Arthur discovers he has a bit of a fetish for chaps.
Whether America is on a horse or a bull is up to you.
Bonus: America keeps slipping into a Southern accent.
Extra huge bonus: England tops.
:D
* WORLD: THEY HAVE ANIMAL FORMS
Well this anon has been watching a bit of Juuni Kokki (Twelve Kingdoms) again, and has a new theory stuck in her head.
What if the Nations are like the kirins, they're able to change into their animal forms at will (or forced into that form when weakened) and they're the ones who pick their rulers (or bosses in Hetalia-verse)? They don't have to be unicorns/single horned deer like in Juuni Kokki, but it'll be cool if they were their national animals.
Sooooo fic which the nations' identities are blown and persecuted, possibly to the point of people hunting them down to gain power, revenge, or have a new trophy to their collection.
Pairings are welcome, although anon would like to see some love for the Asian nations because there isn't enough for them on this meme ;A;
- ENGLAND IS AWESOME
England being awesome. Not being tsuntsun, or the crying uke. Just plain awesome seme. It's up to you on whether this is crack or serious as long as Arthur gets to be terrifying and other nations have their various 'OH SHI--' moments.
Bonus if Arthur is NOT drunk.
- GERMANY, NETHERLANDS: DEFYING GERMANY
History channel FTW.
So, The Netherlands wasn't too THRILLED over Germany coming in, but after a while, they were fine, apparently. Until Germany started harrassing the Jews...
Anon would like to see the Netherlands defying Germany like he did during the Worker's Strike and not backing down!
Let's get some kick-ass Netherlands action in here!
Bonus: The Dutch Resistance make some cameos >D
- PRUSSIA, GERMANY: HE HAS ONLINE FANBOYS
correct me if i'm wrong (be gentle though) but i think japan's modernization of their military during the turn of the last century was based on prussia's. and its practically fanon that america's kickass during the american revolution was in part thanks to prussia.
so, i want to see prussia trying to hide from his fanboys.
only...well, it seems that a fair number of people think that he is now mooching at germany's house playing video games all day right? so i think he's taking over the world military wise in online games and that he has fanboys. nation fanboys. bonus if germany does the jealous younger brother thing.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: LOVE LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL
America, in an attempt to stop England being tsundere, steals one of his spell books and brews up a love potion that is supposed to bring out the feelings that the drinker has been hiding.
The problem? America fucks up the seating plan and replaces Norway's complimentary water bottle with the potion instead of England's.
Norway then spends the rest of the meeting staring dreamily and Denmark and doodling him/writing his name all over his notes.
During the break he goes absolutely crazy for Denmark and clings to him like a lovesick schoolgirl. In other words; Norway turns into the cutesiest little things on the planet.
B: Norway sitting on Denny's knee in the cafeteria and fork-feeding him his lunch for him.
Whether or not the potion wears off and how Norway then reacts is all up to the author anon! Just gimme some fucking cavities!
- ROMANO/VENEZIANO/ROMANO, PRUSSIA/GERMANY/PRUSSIA, AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: BROTHERS ORGY
America/Canada, Prussia/Germany, S.Italy/N. Italy
Let's see a Brothers Orgy~! (Who tops and who bottoms is up to the writer)
- ENGLAND/FRANCE, WORLD: AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
Right, so, remember how Fogg was British and Passepartout was French? WELL. I want to see Arthur deciding to do this, and Francis going with him. The details about the bet, prize, etc, are up to anon. Include as many cameos as you possibly can (I remember they went to Japan and America. I’m not sure about China… but you can change the route, of course) =D
Bonus 1. The tour becomes a diplomatic nightmare, because the others will be offended if the duo doesn’t visit them.
Bonus 2. The British (and French) Colonies and Domains show up. Erm. Please, don’t make it angsty. I know Imperialism wasn’t exactly made of awesome, but I don’t want to see this here. Just- make me smile. ^^
Bonus 3: If you find a way to make Francis get kidnapped while they’re in/with America and Arthur be awesome and save him - I’ll love you forever! (hey, it was in the book!)
* PRUSSIA: INSPIRING AWE
if you look at a dictionary, it will tell you that some synonyms of awe are fear and reverence. gilbert has been calling himself awesome since long before the word meant something good (not great, because the meaning of great isn't a very nice one either). i wanna see him inspire awe. him, not his country feats - just gilbert. maybe it's his swordsmenship, maybe his physics prowess, his tactical genius, whatever. just gilbert being awesome in the original sense.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, FRANCE/CANADA, FINLAND/SWEDEN, LITHUANIA/POLAND: MY FAIR LADY CROSSOVER
So, anon's sister was watching 'My Fair Lady' this afternoon.
This made anon want Hetalia!My Fair Lady fic badly XD One nation teaching another nation to speak properly, showing them off, and falling in love. Whatever else happens is up to anon.
Pairings that come to mind for this are UK/US, France/Canada (only teaching proper French!), Finland/Sweden, and Liet/Poland.
Captcha: Lithuanian rustler. ....Liet can has rodeo?
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA: THEY SWITCH PLACES
Nation!Switch. Instead of Gilbert being trapped behind the wall, Germany gives himself over to Russia and is East Germany. Going through constant psychologial/emotional torture from Russia and wondering if his brother is okay. While Gilbert is doing the opposite, being encouraged and well-treated.
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY/JAPAN: ROLE-PLAYING AS SCHOOLGIRLS
femaleItaly/Germany/femaleJapan threesome
I was reading a book on naughty German words and in it it said that Germans like the idea of discipline play in boarding schools. So I want the them as adults role-playing as schoolgirls with professor Germany. The sexier the better is a given.
Bonus if you include eyeglasses wearing Germany.
- PRUSSIA/HUNGARY, AUSTRIA: HARDCORE SMUT
I would love to request a smut, like Hungary were making love with Prussia in such a passion way she never had been able doing it with Austria. >_> No, let's bring the party that would last for a looooong time for Hungary's sake!
Bonus 1: Bondage, spanking, oral, anal, role play; well anything as long as both Hungary and Prussia enjoy this horny moments! ;)
Yes I admit I've read Prussia/Hungary hentai doujin so I blame this for that. xD;
Bonus 2: Austria watch them, but ends up walking away and tries comfort himself with violin. *Yep Hungary left him*
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, SEALAND: THEY'RE NIGHT GUARDS WITH PLENTY OF UST
England and America are night guards for (insert company/museum here). Theft/vandalism has been a problem during their shift lately, so everyone is on full alert in an attempt to catch the culprit. One night while America and England are working, they realize that the culprit is in the building with them. Hijinks ensue(with plentiful UST, of course) as they try to catch the criminal.
Bonuses:
1) At one point, the criminal traps them somewhere and they end up spilling their guts and confessing to each other
2) The whole thing was set up by their superior in order to get the two of them together
3) Their superior is Sealand ;)
* AMERICA/ANYONE, WORLD, OTHER: HOW I MET YOUR FATHER
America is putting one of his littlest states (your choice) to bed, and the state asks about his/her rarely-seen father. America launches into the story of "how I met your father", spinning it as very fairy tale-esque and romantic. The catch is that in flashbacks we see that the events leading to the state's conception were very sad/skanky/tragic/cracky, as anon prefers.
- AUSTRALIA, WORLD: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE WERE ATTACKED FIRST?
Okay bare with me anons and horrible request is horrible
If World War III happens (which it will eventually) everyone is saying it'll be a nuclear war, which is understandable considering. A Nuclear War will, if enough damage has been done, pretty much kill off the planet. Australia would be, technically, one of the last countries to be affected because were so far down south. Do I still have you anons?
So I was thinking, what happens if it was all backwards.
What would happen if Australia was the very first country that was attacked, rather than Europe or America. If that were to happen, Australia would be the first country to go, as it were, the chances of nuclear gas spreading to other parts of the world is actually smaller than it would've been if the attack happened first in the northern hemisphere.
Have I spurred those plot bunnies yet?
So, anons, I want to see the beginning of World War III. Who starts it, I don't care, it could be an underground movement, a new nation, anyone. But yes I began my sentence with "but" Australia has to be the one that is attacked first. I'm not asking for Australia-centric anons, I'm asking for the world's reaction, and how it will be delt with, or how it ends. Being Australian I can say that we tend to, I guess you can say, panic or become insecure when relations go wrong with another country (just look at the amount of times we've had to repair our relationship with Indonesia). Honestly who ever expects Australia to be the first country attacked?
So we've established that Australia is the first attacked, what about the rest of the world? America and England will retaliate thats a given, and the rest of Europe and the world? Entirely up to you anons. I'm leaving this open intentionally.
If anons want pairings, only very very vague hints of it please. I want to see more "family" connections and reactions to this whole thing (the "UK France Family" what people tend to forget is that Australia is part of that family too - we were almost colonised by the French)
Bonus 1: I really shouldn't have to say it but I will, Australia is attacked first.
Bonus 2: If you decide to write the end, I don't want Australia miraculously popping up and saying "oh hai" - if anons want him alive then make it a very long and slow healing process (or just destroy the world for all I care)
Bonus 3: Australian's are fighting with everyone else, only the Australian's fighting were in Australia when it happened so their sick kill me now anons
I'm drawing a blank with the bonuses so I'll leave it there.
All the Aussies out there, don't hate me! I'm Aussie too ;_;
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: ENGLAND'S A JERK
I don't know why, but I really want to see America cry. So, my request is England and America are having their usual arguments, but England goes a little too far and hurts America's feelings, thinking it's the same as always.
America then starts crying and England goes "Oh shi-".
So, England (in various silly and serious ways) tries to make up to America (who's avoiding England/has become a shut in/refuses to speak to anyone/etc.). Would prefer a happy ending, but not necessary.
- WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: AVENUE Q CROSSOVER
anon's not a big musical fan but i just love Avenue Q!
how about any pairing(s) plus any other nation-tans to this song? You know you love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPqOx-Smqrc&feature=related
crack would fit best but smut's fine too..
reCaptcha says MICHAEL kimmel. So, Jimmy Kimmel's been lying about his name..?
- WORLD, RUSSIA: PICK UP LINES
Okay Anons...
I'm sure their must be some of you out there that like, or used to like Naruto, da?
Which means at least one of you has had to have seen the Akutsuki Pick Up Lines comic, da?
(If not...http://mskydragons.deviantart.com/art/Complete-Akatsuki-PickUp-Lines-60185478 or http://vonnie-seiyuki-chan.deviantart.com/art/akatsuki-pick-up-lines-58591765)
Well Anon would like to see a hetalia version...
Any charecters acceptable.
Art fill, preffered, written fine too.
Bonus: If, Russia's pick up line has something to do with 'Becoming one with Mother Russia'
- OTHER, AMERICA: PROTECTIVE AMERICA
Last ReCAPTCHA said...'Virginia Covets'...
That Inspired Anon...
Little Virginia coveting a Nation...
Daddy Alfred finds out...
Over protectiveness ensues.
Can either be, Spazzy cute and hysterical, or Angry, violent and scary.
- PRUSSIA/ANYONE: AWESOME SAUCE
"TASTE ME AWESOME SAUCE!" >:D
Can be cracky or smutty, either is fine. Just as long as Prussia says this to someone (:
Make me LOL, anons. I have faith in you :D
- WORLD: IF YOU MET THEM IN THE STREET...
*shifty eyes*
Sorry. OP fails.
Anyhow, I'm curious, Anons.
My random mind has just suggested something to me, and I decided to suggest it to y'all, as well.
How do you think you would react to meeting your country and/or the other countries of Axis Powers Hetalia...if you didn't know it was them? That is, if you ran into them at school, work, on the street, at a party, whatever, but just thought they were some guy (or girl) you'd never seen before. Would you like them? Dislike them? Flirt? Fight?
Multiple fills are encouraged and greatly appreciated, since it'll be different for everyone.
Thanks in advance!
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA: MILKING
Germany/Prussia - Prostate Milking.
With Gilbert being milked.
- CANADA, WORLD: INVADER ZIM CROSSOVER
INVADER ZIM X HETALIA CROSSOVER. NOT FUSION. CROSSOVER.
Zim and Dib, during another fight, somehow crash into the UN building, inside the meeting room the nations were, and, by someone's slip, find out they're nations.
CHAOS ENSUES.
Bonus 1: Canada channeling Nny(JTHM)
Bonus 2: Zim blows someone up.
Bonus 3: An irken empire-tan appears to do damage-control
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, GERMANY/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA: MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING CROSSOVER
Much ado About Nothing Hetalia Style
Alfred's role is obvious of course ... as the heroine HERO
and of course it wouldnt be Shakespeare without CLAUDIO!Arthur
cause anon has a weakness for loveatfirstsight!UsUk
All other characters are up to Writer!Anon
Bonus: Give me a Benedict!Ludwig and a Beatrice!Feliciano (come on cant you just see the impending lulz) and I will give you art fills to go along with your story!
Bonus 2: Don Jon the Bastard!Prussia cause you just know hes the type to get so bored that hed want to go fuck up some true love
- WORLD: PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT OR OPEN HOUSE AT THE LOCAL SCHOOL
-HRE/Germany in preschool and Gilbo attending as his guardian on parent's night/open house and embarassing the hell out of poor Ludwig.
-Bickering ensues between him and America, Canada and Australia's parents (England and also France for Canada).
-Austria then complaining on how crappy Spain's teaching is, threatening him to move Chibitalia and Romano to another school.
-China (with his 4 kids) trying to get all of them to stfu.
Bonus for Russia being the scary principal xD
- FRANCE/AMERICA/FRANCE: DISNEYLAND
How did America convince France to take Disneyland Paris?
France/America, America/France optional
- NORWAY, DENMARK, ICELAND: WHO'S ICELAND'S MOTHER?
Ok, so not so long ago I heard from a friend that scientists checked out the DNA of Iceland's first formal colonists and they found out something really interesting: The men were Scandinavian and the women were Celtic.
So, I want Chibi!Iceland asking Norway about who was his mommy and for Norway to continuously be interrupted when he tries to explain.
Bonus) Denmark is the one who is always interrupting Norway.
* AMERICA, WORLD, OTHER: TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY
Inspired by so many of the adorable 'America and his states' fics this meme has produced....America is forced to take one of his younger states to a World Meeting.
Chaos ensues.
Said state goes through papers, bothers all the other nations, won't leave it's other father alone, won't leave Alfred alone, and ultimately runs off and hides somewhere after getting yelled at by a frustrated nation. Who then feels horrifically guilty.
A huge hunt for the missing states then occurs, with all the nations involved. It should all be very hilarious and very fluffy and sweet.
And America takes the state out for ice cream in the end.
State can be any of the anon's choice, but should preferably be one of the younger ones, ruling out the 13 colonies. Sorry colonies...): you guys are old.
Irritated!Yelling!Nation can also be of anon's choice, though OP thinks that Germany or England would probably fit best.
The state's other parent is also of the author's choice, but it should make sense...like, Alaska is America/Russia, Hawaii is either America/Japan or America/Kingdom of Hawaii, etc.
- PRUSSIA/BRANDENBURG: MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND TURNED INTO THE MOON!
oh gilbert, why must you have such lousy luck? okay, given how ambiguous the nature of the nations are in hetalia, i think it isn't completely impossible that brandenburg became moon spirit after prussia took over. so, i want to see gilbert toasting the full moon and ludwig asking about it. gilbert proceeds to tell his little brother about leaving roderich's place and shacking up with brandenburg and later how brandenburg...ascended?
- PRUSSIA, GERMANY, CHINA, SOUTH KOREA, JAPAN: DDR SHOWDOWN
We all know Gilbert loves his video games, rite? So, when Ludwig takes Gilbert to the mega-mall to go shopping, Gilbert whines $20 out of him to hit the arcades. Where he does his basic fighting kids to play Mario Kart and demanding the Fuzzy Chick plushie. When he comes across the hit of the arcade.
Dance Dance Revolution.
Unfortunately, no one can play unless they beat the 3 Masters of the Game. Japan, Korea, and China. Gilbert takes the challenge and is shamed and taunted out. Vowing to get back at them, that he WILL become the DDR master! Insert typical Rocky music and at one point, Aqua's Cartoon Heroes.
Ludwig has to comment this is the stupidest thing Gilbert's gotten angry over in years.
- CANADA/ICELAND/CANADA, AMERICA, SWEDEN, DENMARK, WORLD: THE BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR III?
cracky. america finds out that canada/vinland and iceland have been 'together' since the tenth century and freaks out. does the whole 'blow up since i really didn't need to hear that about my baby brother' thing except his aim is off (or he has no idea where iceland is) and hits norway instead. cue sweden and denmark calling up their military. the european countries nearby get antsy and they get their war machines up and running...for some reason some decides to bring in their union/alliance...which triggers others to do the same.
- WORLD: LOOK AT THE SKIES...
Nations watching a meteor shower.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: LAME AND CHEESY
US/UK.
America using really lame and cheesy pick up lines on England.
- CANADA/AMERICA: GENDERBENDER
Anon has a friend, who has NEVER in her life, heard of or seen Axis Powers Hetalia, but once described America and Canada's relationship as so.
"America may be on the bottom, but only because she yanked Canada on top of her and yelled FUCK ME BITCH! AND DO IT HARD DAMMIT!"
Potential writer out there, where ever you are, you know what you must do...
- AMERICA/MEXICO/AMERICA, ANYONE/ANYONE, WORLD: THEIR FIRST TIMES
A bunch of nations- OC's are fine, too- crowded together, talking about their first times (if they are drunk for this, it might make more sense, but however you want to work it). Let there be 'lulz', as they say.
Go with it however you want: it could be pure humor or pretty fucking sexy, I imagine. I had ideas, like... a nation's first being someone opposed by the person they're currently dating, someone being heartbroken that they weren't someone's first, someone not knowing that it was their partners first time ('holy shit! but I was drunk and an asshole! gjkhdsfklshLJH I would have been more gentle...'), someone's first being someone totally and completely off the wall, one of the nations being horrified by all the 'well, when I was conquered...' and asking for consensual first times, plz, hre/germany memory issues coming to play ('yeah, I remembering doing it, but not with *who*') and a prussia and austria freakout (as he would have been being passed around between them (and occasionally france) during those awkward years when he was neither hre/german empire, the conversation eventually turning in to 'when was your first threesome', la de da...
None of that has to be used, of course- just random thoughts that came through my mind. Go where you want, anon. Multiple fills would be love, any pairings (be they here and now or in the past) are encouraged, no matter how popular or unknown they are. :D
(You get a bonus cookie if US and Mexico's first time was with each other, though, back when they were both holding different names but were still loyal obedient colonies who just were still seen as children by their 'fathers'. Because it amuses me, and I bet England would freak and blame Spain.)
- AMERICA/CANADA: FOLLOW YOU HOME
having heard nickelback's 'follow you home' i can't help but think it's the perfect stalker song for alfred. so, how about an au where he stalks matthew (i'd like it very much if his family were the nordics)? (any genderbending of matthew is welcome)
- OTHER, RUSSIA, WORLD: EMOTIONALLY ABUSED BY GENERAL WINTER
OP feels guilty for wanting this...but she loves abused Russia.
I just want to see Russia being emotionally abused by General Winter. Time period doesn't matter.
But I'd love to see General Winter basically stating to Russia that in one way or another, he's the cause of all the world's problems. Whether it takes place during WWII, or present day, it doesn't matter.
But I want to see emotionally abused Russia breaking down and crying.
B. Baltics+Fellow Slavs comfort Russia, Latvia included. And for once, Russia doesn't do anything to scare them, and treats them all like truly valued family.
- TURKEY/GREECE, JAPAN/GREECE, FRANCE/GREECE, EGYPT/GREECE: THEY'RE ALL GOING AFTER GREECE
I always see Turkey and Greece after Japan, but switch a roo time!
Turkey and Japan are going after Greece. Whether its by them doing it passive-aggressively or while Greece is sleeping or whatever. But they want his ultimate friendship and trust and smex bc he's rated best
The winner? Anons choice Japan please? :D
BONUS: France gets in it somehow because he's France and has a tingling sense for these things
BONUS2: Egypt unknowingly, or he does know, win by taking Greece away for some event dealing with cats
- WORLD, RUSSIA: LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA CROSSOVER
So, has anyone here heard of Leningrad Cowboys Go America?
If not, here's a little information on it~!
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leningrad_Cowboys_Go_America)
After reading about this...gahh....
So my mission, anons, is for a fill involving the cast of Hetalia as the cast of Leningrad Cowboys Go America!
Russia must be in there, plzkthx.
- WORLD, ROME, GERMANIA, MAMA!GREECE, MAMA!EGYPT: JERRY SPRINGER
The nations and their families are put on the Jerry Springer show to sort out their issues of angst and anger and love, have fights, let out confessions [hearts are broken and couples are made], etc!
Human names are used please. Take it as you will but make me LAUGH :D
BONUS: All nations are somehow dragged into it through various connections.
BONUS2: Rome, Germania, MamaGreece, and MamaEgypt return
GO ANONS GO
- WORLD: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
zomg earth is being attacked by aliens! What do we do? What do we do?
"The World needs a hero"
Work with it anons
Bonus: America is NOT the hero
I don't know, I don't know, I came home and this popped in my head D:
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: YOUNG!AMERICA
Brit!Angel can turn someone younger. Anon likes young!US with UK.
So! With US's consent, Brit!Angel does his magic and gets his sweet-faced US back. US keeps his memories, however, and uses them to his advantage: coupling acting innocent and sweet with what he knows today about what gets UK going. The whole thing is adorable, if slightly creepy. However, after UK takes him, US turns the tables and goes full seductive. Like, crawling all over UK and dirty talking him in to somewhat using the act as they go rough and kinky.
Basically, they use Brit!Angel MAGICK!! to act out some fantasies they've both had since before the revolution. What. It's totally not a crazy request. >.>
- AMERICA/VENEZIANO/AMERICA: THE REAL VENICE
America/Italy
Venice (Los Angeles, California) against Venezia(Veneto, Italy).
America boasting about his version of Venice without ever having seen the original one, and having Italy come over to see it.
Italy retaliates by inviting America in his real Venice and showing how it's supposed to be (and feel).
Bonus: italy romancing america up in the true italian way, and America completely falls for it.
(if you add smut, I'd like Italy to top from the bottom, or ride america)
sorry, this pairing somehow got to me...
- PRUSSIA/CANADA: I LOVE YOU (BUT WITH STUTTERING INVOLVED)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebAKoRcYFTA&feature=related
Nation A confesses to Nation B kind of like the video. IDK. Go with whatever, Anon!
Bonus: Nation A is PRUSSIA and Nation B is CANADA.
... P-please don't let this be US/UK/US. There's so much fills for that pair already.
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO, JAPAN: REVENGE
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia to go mafia to protect Germany.
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia and knight!prussia to take revenge for germany.
I've seen people asking for mafia!italia and inquisitor!spain to take revenge for Romano.
I want to see mafia!romano doing his best to protect italy, this time. XD i know i'm not original, but i think i've been missing this. Besides, mafia!romano is sexy as hell.
so, revenge for hurting italy (and not crack!hurt, but the painful kind of it)
Bonus: i don't care if it's just brothers or italicest or add whatever pairing you want (like, sparo and gerita) as long as romano goes EVIL on the ass of those who hurt his bro.
Bonus2: if you want to add someone else, i'd like to see yakuza!japan.
- SWITZERLAND/LIECHTENSTEIN: FLUFFY AND GENTLE
Switzerland/Liechtenstein, fluffy and gentle, Liechtenstein losing her virginity.
Notes
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