Tuesday, 11th August, 2009
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, SPAIN/ROMANO: VIDEO DIARY AND DEATH
So, dear anons, I'm kind of in need of a depressing fic that'll make me baaawwwl.
Here's the deal: Country A & Country B have a really sweet, fluffy established relationship, and everything is going well except for the fact that Country A is dying (for whatever reason anon desires) and deliberately hides it from everyone, especially Country B. Knowing that he has a limited amount of time left, Country A tries to do as much as possible with Country B, and secretly keeps a video diary of sorts to give to Country B. So in the end, Country A dies (baaawwww ;___;) and Country B finds & watches the video. Sobbing & post-death angst ensues.
Make it US/UK or Spain/S. Italy, please.
* WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: YOUR SHOUJO ANIME/MANGA FILL
I don't know if this has been requested before, so sorry if it has (this may have been done with ReCaptcha). Anon was lurking through another meme and got this idea from them.
Using the Auto Shoujo Anime/Manga Title Maker, write a fill based off of the title you get. Anything (genre, pairing, etc.) is fine and you can shift through until you find one you like.
http://www.sharedwing.net/toy/index.html
If you have trouble finding one, here are some I came across that may be entertaining:
Everyone Loves Strawberry Gods
My Family in the Sky
Ultimate Gentleman
Recipe for Long-Lost Romance
Fashionable Apocalypse
Please Save My Christmas Tomorrow
Elite Heartbroken Gentleman
Number One Tomorrow
You can probably guess what Nations I was thinking about for some of these. Have fun!
* FRANCE/CANADA/FRANCE: FAVOURITE TOY
So, you know this strip (http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/25491.html) where France gave America a big dildo for his birthday? What if America gave it to Canada's next birthday instead (because that's what you do with gifts you don't like yourself), and Canada is initially a bit pissed off, but then curiosity got the better of him and he decides to try it out...
Only, Canada is really clumsy with that thing and epic!fail results, until France somehow walked in on him and shows him exactly how to use it.
- PRUSSIA/SPAIN/PRUSSIA, AUSTRIA: TEACHING HIM HOW TO PLAY THE OCARINA
you know, prussia and spain are probably some of hetalia's more romantically obtuse characters. but, being that, a romantic relationship between the two of them could be heartwarmingly sweet without them even noticing it.
so, i think it would be cute if spain brought prussia a ocarina from his new conquests in south america and tried to teach him how to play it. i don't think prussia would deny spain when spain's all sunny and friendly (who could?) so he goes along with it. bonus if austria over hears and gets the wrong idea...(cliche, i know, but also a classic).
* FRANCE, CANADA, AMERICA, ENGLAND: SAIYUKI CROSSOVER
Uhm...I just read the fighting tournament omake for Saiyuki and couldn't help but think...well...England's surly and twisted enough to be Sanzo, America's basically Goku (oh god is he Gokue), France and Gojyo standing in a room would automatically mean there are no more virgins in existence, and Canada is Hakkai (and not even a nicer version...it's that beautiful passive aggressive snark). so uh...what if this dysfunctional nation family took on those Saiyuki roles? or something like that. I'd prefer gen and humour if possible. (bonus if Poland shows up as Kanzeon)
- RUSSIA, PRUSSIA: DRESSING UP AND SCARING THE KIDDIES
Russia in his panda costume and Prussia in a chicken costume scaring the hell out of preschool kids. CRACK!!
- WORLD: WICKED CROSSOVER
Has anyone seen or read the book 'Wicked'?
i would love to see the hetalia characters replacing the wicked characters and maybe playing out a small part!
- ENGLAND/OTHER: ENGLAND/POCAHONTAS
England reminiscing about their lovey-dovey days together (can I have some porn, please?)
- OTHER, CANADA: JEALOUS KUMAJIROU
Canada gets asked to take care of/foster a puppy from one of the nations (anon's choice as to who that nation is) for a few weeks. Kumajirou thinks that he's getting replace since Canada paid more attention to the puppy and takes it everywhere with him. Because Kumajirou felt like he's getting ignore, he tries to get Canada's attention by whatever means, and even thought of moving to another nation's house, and tries to accidentally kick out the puppy but fails.
In the end, the nation that asked Canada to foster the puppy came to take it back, and Kumajirou felt silly for all the things he did to gain Canada's attention.
Bonus: If Kumajirou remembers and calls Canada by his name. (what Kumajirou does to gain Canada's attention is anon's choice)
Double Bonus: If the puppy is Coton de Tulear, and Canada wants one of his own after fostering one.
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA/GERMANY: FLUFFY, SWEET AND HEART-WRENCHING
I have been dying for something like this for a bit, so if the magical writer anons can fill my request, I'd be willing to pay in souls.
I'd like something with Germany and Prussia, and them being reunited after the German Reunification. No smut, please, but having it implied isn't bad. I want it fluffy and sweet and heart-wrenching, and if you throw the Berlin Wall in there somewhere, well, extra churros to yah.
Bonus: At some point, one of them cries.
- ENGLAND/GERMANY, ENGLAND/ANYONE, WORLD: EYEBROWS
England/anyone. Germany is an awesomehot choice, btw even if it's ttly ooc n' stuff
BUT IT MUST INCLUDE THE SENTENCE
"UNF Oh My GOD YOUR EYEBROWS."
... p-plus points if someone attempts eyebrowfucking
AND ENGLAND GETS OFF ON IT
- TURKEY/GREECE: REMEMBERING PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES DURING THEIR FIRST CONSENSUAL ONE
Their first consensual time together. Both having flashbacks to previous experiences with each other, presumably not so consensual. More angst than sweetness, please, with Greece bottoming. ILU anon <3
- CANADA, GERMANY: HE SQUEAKED
erhm...canada storms into a meeting in a very foul mood and germany falls out of his chair squeaking. (he gets back up and denies it of course). i'll leave the reasons up to anon, but i just couldn't get that image out of my head.
* OTHER, ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA: WHAT IS 'WUV'?
Out of boredom, I was watching some old episodes of Futurama. And luckily enough, "Love and Rocket" comes on, which has one of my favorite scenes in it. It's between two aliens: Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, and his wife, Ndnd. They are talking about Sweethearts/Conversation hearts (the small heart-shaped candies with things like 'U R 2 Cute', etc.):
Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Ndnd: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Ndnd: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Lrrr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
Link: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/
I want a funny fic of an overprotective Tony the alien sabotaging Country A's romantic efforts towards America. Earth Nation vs. Alien, going head to head! And America is completely oblivious to Tony's schemes and the romantic intent behind Country A's actions.
Whether Country A is wooing America or if they are in an established relationship is up to the filler.
BONUS 1: Country A is either England or Russia. Because Himaruya's strips show Tony especially disliking those two.
BONUS 2: Tony eventually relents. It doesn't mean he has to like the situation however.
BONUS 3: America previously had tried to explain love and sex to Tony (maybe in the '50s), but failed. Epically failed. What Tony understood from this and his further research into the matter (see '60s, '70s) did not help. At all.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: AMERICA'S REACTION TO POCAHONTAS
I finally got the nerve to request this. I've seen fills for Russia's reaction to Don Bluth's Anastasia and France's reaction to the Disney verison of THBON, but I want to see America's reaction to the raping-*cough* I mean alternate protrayl of his own history that is the Disney verison of Pocahantas. Horrified reaction that is.
Bonus: If England's there, for obivous reasons.
- WORLD, RUSSIA/CANADA, AMERICA: WORLD WAR Z CROSSOVER
All of the Nations in the universe of World War Z, fighting the zombie plague. With most of them losing or being drastically altered.
Bonus points for:
1- The changes that the Nations undergo as a result of the war, such as Russia going back to being a religious theocracy, China switching to democracy with a vastly decreased population, the capital of the US being moved to Hawaii, etc, being shown or implied. At least a little.
2- One of the Nations being infected. AKA- Zombie nation. It could be any of them, but preferably one of the ones hit hardest by the plague, such as Iceland or Japan. But take your pick, anything really works.
3- Hero!Canada. Since a good chunk of Canada is cold and not good for zombies, Canada would probably be taking in refugees and fighting. And saving America's ass, since he didn't do so well.
4- If you wanna show America getting his butt handed to him by the zombies, that'd be cool too. D: I do like America, but sometimes it's fun to see the hero fail and then angst about it.
5- Any and all pairings go, at least to a minimum degree. :D But anon is partial to Russia/Canada, hint hint.
D: I'm sorry if I inadvertently spoiled this book for anybody, but....you should go read it. It's awesome.
- DENMARK, SWEDEN: HE DIES FOR HIM
during world war three denmark dies to protect sweden. considering their history i would think that this would be darkly emotional. i want to see that angst. even better if neither gets to say good bye.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: FACE RAPE/SKULL FUCK
Germany x Italy. Mouth/face fuck, whatever it is called
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: ALFRED THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
oh god. uh. I'm not crazy i swear. but, I think Alfred would make an awesome vampire slayer. which would make Arthur his watcher and Matthew his weapons (of the boom variety) supplier?
- RUSSIA, DENMARK/UKRAINE: DENMARK'LL SORT IT OUT
So out here in the real world Denmark and Ukraine are pretty good friends, right? Well anon wants to see that carried over to hetaliaverse and tweaked slightly.
Denmark and Ukraine are good friends and have a very sweet brother/sister like relationship and have had very small, chaste kisses every now and then but nothing more.
But one day... Denmark pops by Ukraine's house for a chat and catches her crying her little heart out. Distressed, all he can do is hold the shaking and crying Ukraine in his arms who's repeating something like "He's my brother, how could he?" or something along those lines.
Denmark manages to coax out what's upset her and lo' and behold Russia has once again done something to seriously affect Ukraine's people's way of life. He's never seen anyone so upset before.
As sweet as their friendship is he's been developing some romantic interests in sensitive, little Ukraine for a while now and the sight of her screaming in tears in his arms causes him to flip. Ukraine's never seen his face look so angry and he leaves without a word to "talk" to Russia.
He tracks Russia down to being in a meeting with some of the other nations, barges right in there and beats the fuck out of Russia in front of everyone for what he's done to Ukraine. In other words; Denmark goes viking on Russia's ass.
He then goes back to Ukraine, who has managed to calm down since they last saw each other, and tells her that he's sorted everything out.
How it all goes down and ends is up to anon but make me want to cry.
- ROMANO/VIETNAM, VENEZIANO/TAIWAN: BASED ON THE GIVEN PICTURE
http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2009-08-10-186947.jpeg
I WILL HAVE IMMEDIATE CYBER SEX WITH THE AUTHOR!ANON WHO WRITES A GREAT SUMT FIC BASED ON THIS PICTURE!!! rawr...?
- GERMANY: TENTACLES
germany. tentacles. prefer he enjoys it.
- AMERICA AND HIS CIVIL WAR
D: There don't seem to be any Civil War-era America!fic out there...I don't know how to pull it off, but be it either Alfred fighting his states or the new Nation of the Confederacy, it'd be really neat to see the Civil War, Hetalia style.
* RUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: IN A RUSSIAN FAIRYTALE
Russia, the Hero, goes out into the world to get rich and get hitched in classical Russian fairy tale fashion.
The princess could be whomever the anonfiller desires! Crack-pairings are welcome!
Just don't forget the magic, the snow(General Winter?!) and a bit of creepy Russia.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: SWITCHING PLACES IS TROUBLESOME WHEN YOU'RE 'IN A RELATIONSHIP'
For lulz, America and Canada decide to switch places and clothes for a day and try being each other. Russia sees right through 'Canada', and seeing a perfect opportunity, approaches 'Canada' as though they're secret lovers. Russia's acting is so convincing that 'Canada' plays along, not wanting to blow the real Canada's cover or ruin 'his' relationship with Russia.
BONUS: Something similar happens to 'America', but with an entirely unexpected nation.
DOUBLE PLUS GOOD: It's alluded at the end that 'Canada' knew all along that it was a sham but went along with it anyway.
reCAPTCHA: alfred however -- not making it up, anon swears!!!
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA, PRUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: HE'S JEALOUS AND ANGRY
(Not sure if this has been requested before...)
Prussia's fawning over a new obsession, like an Actor or Nation, constantly jumping on them, annoying them, pinning for their attention. And at first, Ludwig is thankful... then he starts getting bored. Then jealous. Then just plain angry at Gilbert. For his bothering actually keeps him a bit sane.
Bonus: If it's a Nation, someone quiet like Thailand, Sweden or Norway.
Bonus 2: Germany knocks him out at one point to drag him home.
Would like it to be cracky! Smut not needed, but, can't help it, go for it.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: HIS DARK MATERIALS CROSSOVER
Touching each others' daemons. The daemons can be authors choice. Can be as smutty as the author would like C:
- WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: ONE-SIDED PLEASURING
"Relax. (We/I)'ll take care of you."
Mutually consensual one-sided pleasuring of a character that doesn't usually relinquish control easily, almost past the point of comfort. No restraints or humiliation please, just feeling really good.
Bonus: Two or more people doing the teasing.
No UK or Austria on the receiving end please.
- CANADA/RUSSIA: MPREG
canada/russia (that's right! Canada is on top for once)
i don't know why, but i want to see russia as the mommy for once
- SPAIN, OTHER, WORLD: TEACHING THEM HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL/SOCCER
Hi anons! This writer!anon is taking a break from filling because she's in pain and temporarily crippled. I would be enternally grateful to anyone who could write me some fluff. ;_;
I'd love to see daddy/bigbrother!Spain teach little colony/colonies of author!anon's choice how to play football.
Besides, there's not enough football/soccer on this meme for how many of the countries play it.
Please?
- AMERICA/CANADA, FRANCE, ENGLAND: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA CROSSOVER
I just recently re-watched Phantom of the Opera and had strange crossover thoughts about it. So I come to you with them, Hetalia_Kink~
The Nations (randomly) decide to put on a play/musical, and choose 'Phantom of the Opera'. Canada is chosen to play Christine. (I know that is a wtf? idea). The director finds people for all the roles, except the Phantom. So s/he askes the others to try and find someone who would fit and/or can sing.
Canada was wondering the house(the Unversal House where all the countries are staying for now) one day, and hears singing. Very good singing. So, he follows it and finds that America is the one singing, while in the shower. Canada promptly drags a naked-except-for-a-towel wearing, soaking wet, half blind(no glasses) America down to the director and annouces that he(America) should be the Phantom. Everyone stares, and America is really confused (as he had never intially auditioned, surprisingly).
The director makes America sing, and America is given the role. The director later thinks that the play is going to be a complete disaster, because America either doesn't show up for rehersal, is extremely tired and keeps falling alseep, or keeps forgeting his lines.
When the date of the show comes arives, everyone is sweating bullets because noone can find America. They start the play without him, and when his part comes up, wait for the boos. They never come. America has been there the entire time, and is absolutely perfect the whole play. The other Nations are dumbfounded.
Long Request Short:
The Nations are playing out 'Phantom of the Opera', with America as the Phantom and Canada as Christine. They all think it'll be a total disaster but it turns out completely perfect.
Musts:
-America and Canada's roles are pretty much it.
Bonuses:
-The whole play is writen out. Lyrics are otional, though.
-France is Carlotta, England is Madame Giry.
I really hope someone will write this out~
If you do, you win everything forever~~
- WORLD: MASCULINITY NOW HAS A COMMITTEE
Inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dejo0ykEfQ
Basically...those man law commercials? where they sit around talking about manly codes regarding beer? (Watch above video).
Anon wants to see...a commitee of Male Nations, getting together, to have meetings in which they create and set ridiculous ideas of masculinity that are reflected as todays stereo types of what masculinity is, historicle ideas of masculinity and how it opressed women, and some that are just silly and lawl-some.
Anon would like to see...
Japan, Greece, America, Canada, Spain. N and S Italy, Germany, England, France, Prussia, China, Korea, Austria, the Baltic Brothers, Russia, Switzerland, Sweden, and Finland, Poland.
Anyone else is up to the lovely person that fills this.
Bonus: If the female countrys get mad and end up showing them, their more manly than they are.
Bonus: If a subject Alfred brings up at every meeting is something akin to this...
America: Okay. Next item of discussion. This is a comittee of MEN on the subject of MASCULINITY, correct?
Everyone: Yes...
America: Then, why the FUCK is Poland here?!
Poland: Cause I like, totally bring the Fab Factor~!
America: But your like, totally secretly a woman~!
Bonus: If their eventually a contest for a Mascot between, Tony, Ameriwhale, Kumajiru, Pierre, Gilbird, Pochi, and Shanadi-chan.
- AMERICA, CANADA: CAN BE MPREG
Anon! has been reading up a little on the Civil war and discovered that women had donned men's clothing and posed as soldiers to fight the good fight. (Go UNION! Woo!)
Of course my first reaction was YAY at crossdressing, but then my YAY shot through the ceiling when I found out how a majority of these women were caught. After "drunk-tent-sex" or something of the sort, a few became pregnant and were caught once they'd given birth.
Soooo I got two wicked ideas from this:
America and/or Canada (Many Canadian men and women had enlisted in the Union) help a soldier, whom is first assumed to be injured, give birth.
OR!
The mpreg fans can have their fun and have Alfred give birth to the state of Nevada, seriously freaking a young soldier out.
Soldier: A-are you okay?
America: Yeeeaaaa...just...stomach ache...please leave...
Soldier: But your screaming by yourself in a tent. I thi-
America: GAHHH!! GO AWAY!!
- TURKEY/HUNGARY: BOLLYWOOD/BELLY DANCING
Anon has suddenly developed a soft spot for this particular pairing, so~! I'd love to see some Turkey/Hungary. It can be fluff, smut, a drabble, whatever. I just want to see them together. > w <
The kink? Bollywood/Belly dancing. ~
Make it work, anon! <3
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: TECHNOVIKING SWEDEN
I want something involving Sweden and the famed Technoviking (I don't care that the man is German, he has viking in his title D:<). I think Sweden has an inner technoviking that only comes out when he's on the dance floor.
So I'd like to see, for some reason, him and Finland at a dance club and cue astonished Finland when his husband starts dancing and becomes twice, nay, three times as manly as usual. Sweden is able to control the crowd with simple points, he's such the center of attention, and is practically sweating testosterone.
So of course Finland is more turned on than he's ever been. And when they get back home, Sweden is still in techniviking mood, so they naturally have the most manly sex Finland has ever received in his life.
tl;dr: Sweden is super manly when he dances, so after a night of partying, Finland is really turned on and they have manly!sex when they get back home.
GO. <3
For those who don't know who techoviking is, he's a hunk of dancing testosterone who marched in Germany's fuckparade. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4 (Would YOU mess with that?)
- FRANCE/PRUSSIA/SPAIN: WEED-FUELED THREESOME
France/Prussia/Spain: Weed-fueled threesome.
Bonus points if Spain and France doubleteam Prussia/ top the heck out of him.
We know these three know how to have a good time~. Please, Anons?
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY, AMERICA/ENGLAND, SPAIN/ROMANO, FRANCE/CANADA, HUNGARY/AUSTRIA: PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
So, Nation A and Nation B have been dating for a while. Nation B is reluctant to public displays of affection (and maybe to not-public ones, too), but Nation A goes with it, because well, they know him/her.
But! On one fateful day, as Nation A does something (slipping an arm around their waist in public, whatever) Nation B does not react the usual way, and is instead quite calm about it, at least on their standards.
That's when Nation A freaks the fuck out and starts to...
What, anon? Follow his/her dear partner trying to see if something is wrong with him/her? Goes talk to a friend (either of his or his/her partner's)? Whatever the hell you want.
Preferred pairings (Nation A/Nation B, though I have absolutely no topping preferences if sexytimes somehow happen) are N. Italy/Germany, US/UK, Spain/S. Italy, France/Canada (somehow I can kind of see Canada being too shy for PDA or something), Hungary/Austria but really, the lulz could be done with other pairings, too.
I would love to see a *facepalm* moment if Nation B finds out, too.
reCaptcha: bohemian chasing. H-huh?
- AMERICA, CANADA: BEING TWINS
Alfred and Matthew, being twins. You know - steorotypical stuff, like finishing each other's sentences, that kind of thing.
- CHINA, ENGLAND/AMERICA, FRANCE/ENGLAND, FRANCE/CANADA: GENDERBENDER AND MUCH CHAOS BECAUSE OF IT
China, in an immense fit of frustration, throws water from the Spring of Drowned Girl into a World Meeting. Several Nations - but not all - suffer immediate gender changes. Cue chaos.
Bonus: If one Nation is England.
Bonus Bonus: France's reaction.
And LOVE Bonus: If Canada finally, FINALLY, gets recognized.
(This anon ships UK/USA, France/UK, and/or France/Canada
- RUSSIA/LATVIA: GENDERBENDER AND ABUSE
I don't know if this has been requested before, but... oh, well. Anon would like to see fem!Russia abusing fem!Latvia.
(if you feel like including the other Baltics, make them all girls, please. IDK, i just really want to see this :D~)
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA, WORLD: GERMANY FAILS AT BEING OVERPROTECTIVE
one night gilbert goes drinking and playing poker with the nordics. the next morning ludwig is woken up with a sword pointing at him by a chibi dressed in white clothing with a black cross on the front.
what i want to see is ludwig do the 'i'm the big bad overprotective brother' thing. and also try to be authoritative...except chibi gilbert's more inclined to listen to the italies (especially romano...)
bonus if chibi gilbert meets vash and fanboys him.
- SWEDEN/FINLAND, ENGLAND/FRANCE, AMERICA, CANADA: AMERICA'S KIDNAPPED
Totally inspired by this fill: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=15653666#t15653666~
I'd like to see an AU with Matthew and Alfred being the twin sons of Berwald and Tino. But, because I cannot keep things simple, ala Battle for America, Arthur -for whatever reason- kidnaps Alfred at a young age and raises him as his own with or without Francis is okay with me. I'd prefer Matthew stay with Tino and Berwald, but if writernon desperately wants him to be taken as well, that's fine.
Years later, Alfred is discovered...and as per law, he is returned to Berwald and Tino, while Arthur is arrested. How things are handled from there is up to writernon, but I'd like to see a lot of emotional struggling. I mean, as far as Alfred had up till recently known, Arthur was his only real parent, and Berwald and Tino would practically be strangers, which I'm sure would hurt them terribly...which would make him feel guilty, and probably angry at himself for feeling bad...and then there's Matthew, who practically seems forgotten while everyone's fussing over the return of this brother he can't even remember...
Bonus 1: Uncles Iceland, Denmark and Norway =D
Bonus 2: Much like in aforementioned fill, Tino and Berwald had named Alfred something different originally
- AMERICA/AUSTRALIA/CANADA: THREESOME
Anon doesn't think this has been requested at least not from what I could find
Anon wants America, Australia and Canada. Bare in mind anons that Australia is actually the youngest of the three (Aboriginals have been living in Australia for at least 40000+ years but the Australian (nation) history is only about 200 years old).
How it gets to this point is up to anons but to throw an idea out there; Australia walks in on UK/France (or someone else) and curiosity gets the better of him so he goes to his brothers (or is it half brothers..?)
All this anon asks is that Australia is bottom (I don't care how the sex goes anon whether its double penetration or something else)
bonuses
- Australia bottoms (or bottoms from the top)
- Australia admitting his a virgin (whether thats during, before or after is completely up to anons)
- Canada channeling France
- America initiates the whole thing
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: HER DIAMONDS
This Anon is obsessed with Her Diamonds by Rob Thomas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlM631RsoQ ). POV is up to Writer/Artist!Anon.
Bonus points if you include a back story.
Extra bonus points if there's comfort sex after wards. ♥
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: NOT FAIR
America/England
Based on Lily Allen's song 'Not Fair' -->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qa28ZrHPcc It doesn't have to be a song fic, just based around America being bad in bed and England suffering through with it, or trying to improve America's stamina (?) As long as it's along those lines, I'll be happy. :D
- JAPAN/TAIWAN, CHINA: HE'S A STALKER (BASICALLY)
Japan obsessively taking paparazzi photos of her when he thinks she's not looking. In reality, she knows exactly what is going on and it's her guilty pleasure. Bonus if China catches Japan red handed.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: THE FAIRIES
England takes advantage of the fact that America can NOT see his supernatural friends, and sends them to torture America - by badtouching and molesting him until he's frantic, but he has no idea who's doing it.
Bonus 1: America ends up able to see the fairies by the end
Bonus 2: It all ends in sex between the US and the UK
Bonus 3 we're all going to hell: the fairies are still involved in the sex.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/AMERICA: SHOTA/MOE/TSUNDERE
Request:
America wants to get down and dirty with a nation but is having a hard time. This is where writer!anon picks weather America should be shota, moe, or tsundere. Make him squirm a bit, he wants to do it BAD, but his shota/moe/tsudere-ness will not allow it, which the nation he's with finds it oh so tempting.
This anon would like either Russia/America or Russia/France (Want it a threesome? Knock yourself out) SMUT IS A MUST PLZ
Bonus1: America's loud and moans/groans a lot.
Bonus2: Begging
- WORLD: CODE GEASS CROSSOVER
Some of the canon Hetalia countries just happen to trip into a demensinal rip, and catch sight of the CG-verse Personified Countries. Brainbreaking takes place.
Because the thought of the personification of the CG!Holy Britannian Empire is pretty terrifying in it's own right, really.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: SEXUAL TEASING
Anon wants to see Norway tying up Denmark and sexually teasing him until he's ready to cry.
* Striptease
* Groping
* TOYS
* Playing with himself in front of Denmark
* Anything else crazily depraved that you can think of
B: Denmark gets that overcome by his animal urges that he breaks his restraints with pure brute strength and gives Norway the roughest fucking of his life.
- DENMARK/ENGLAND, PORTUGAL/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND, CANADA/ENGLAND: THEY GO YANDERE FOR HIM
Why does it seem like all the yanderes are after America? O: Let's give England some trauma, Y/Y?
I'd like a certain nation to be completely, hopelessly and irrevocably in love with England but too proud/conservative/whatever to say anything. That and it seems like England has eyes for someone else. But something triggers the nation's inner!yandere (like, say, another nation hitting on England), and something just snaps inside of them. They kidnap England and lock him away, firmly believing that Arthur shouldn't need anyone else if he has them.
Whether Arthur falls for his captor (stockholm syndrome?) or there's a rescue or whatever is completely up to the authornon. My preferences for the yandere are either Denmark (they WERE married for 150 years), Portugal (They have the longest lasting alliance ever), Canada or America. ( Only tossing America in there because USUK is my otp. O: )
BONUS POINTS:
-England has absolutely NO idea that this nation feels that way about him, and
-If there is sex (which is like, totally welcome,) the yandere is gentle (from how he initiates it, to how he prepares Arthur) to a point that it's almost painful because Arthur does not know if he wants. And yes I do like UKe
- PRUSSIA DISCOVERS DEVIANTART
Gilbert discovers DevianArt.
And is not happy with the lack of him on there.
Insert Gilbert starting flame wars and trolling, just generally being an ass and spending the whole day in stupid dramallama fights.
On Austria's account.
- NORWAY, ENGLAND, AMERICA AND ALL THINGS SUPERNATURAL/MAGICAL
America doesn't believe in magic. He doesn't believe in ghosts, fairies, trolls, unicorns or Britannia Angel's spells.
Now let's have Norway decides to visit England's one day to see how his magic is coming along (Norway tried to teach him magic when he occupied England after discovering England's affinity to magic but England was sadly a bad student.)
This same day America also decides it's time for an impromptu visit. England and America start bickering over whether magic exists or not and England attempts to shoot a spell at America, it misses and heads for Norway- who very quickly and silently summons up a shield like the one in the picture and bounces it away as if it's nothing.
Just when America is completely in shock at this Norway's Nisse floats in to hang around with him and then a baby troll also appears in full view of everyone.
When asked how come Norway's are visible his reply is "It's a simple spell to make them visible. England never quite got that stage..."
Everything else that happens before, inbetween and after is up to anon~ Just gimme some Norway, England and America crack <3
(Mostly inspired by this picture: http://i25.tinypic.com/2hgb5tx.jpg)
Notes
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So, dear anons, I'm kind of in need of a depressing fic that'll make me baaawwwl.
Here's the deal: Country A & Country B have a really sweet, fluffy established relationship, and everything is going well except for the fact that Country A is dying (for whatever reason anon desires) and deliberately hides it from everyone, especially Country B. Knowing that he has a limited amount of time left, Country A tries to do as much as possible with Country B, and secretly keeps a video diary of sorts to give to Country B. So in the end, Country A dies (baaawwww ;___;) and Country B finds & watches the video. Sobbing & post-death angst ensues.
Make it US/UK or Spain/S. Italy, please.
* WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: YOUR SHOUJO ANIME/MANGA FILL
I don't know if this has been requested before, so sorry if it has (this may have been done with ReCaptcha). Anon was lurking through another meme and got this idea from them.
Using the Auto Shoujo Anime/Manga Title Maker, write a fill based off of the title you get. Anything (genre, pairing, etc.) is fine and you can shift through until you find one you like.
http://www.sharedwing.net/toy/index.html
If you have trouble finding one, here are some I came across that may be entertaining:
Everyone Loves Strawberry Gods
My Family in the Sky
Ultimate Gentleman
Recipe for Long-Lost Romance
Fashionable Apocalypse
Please Save My Christmas Tomorrow
Elite Heartbroken Gentleman
Number One Tomorrow
You can probably guess what Nations I was thinking about for some of these. Have fun!
* FRANCE/CANADA/FRANCE: FAVOURITE TOY
So, you know this strip (http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/25491.html) where France gave America a big dildo for his birthday? What if America gave it to Canada's next birthday instead (because that's what you do with gifts you don't like yourself), and Canada is initially a bit pissed off, but then curiosity got the better of him and he decides to try it out...
Only, Canada is really clumsy with that thing and epic!fail results, until France somehow walked in on him and shows him exactly how to use it.
- PRUSSIA/SPAIN/PRUSSIA, AUSTRIA: TEACHING HIM HOW TO PLAY THE OCARINA
you know, prussia and spain are probably some of hetalia's more romantically obtuse characters. but, being that, a romantic relationship between the two of them could be heartwarmingly sweet without them even noticing it.
so, i think it would be cute if spain brought prussia a ocarina from his new conquests in south america and tried to teach him how to play it. i don't think prussia would deny spain when spain's all sunny and friendly (who could?) so he goes along with it. bonus if austria over hears and gets the wrong idea...(cliche, i know, but also a classic).
* FRANCE, CANADA, AMERICA, ENGLAND: SAIYUKI CROSSOVER
Uhm...I just read the fighting tournament omake for Saiyuki and couldn't help but think...well...England's surly and twisted enough to be Sanzo, America's basically Goku (oh god is he Gokue), France and Gojyo standing in a room would automatically mean there are no more virgins in existence, and Canada is Hakkai (and not even a nicer version...it's that beautiful passive aggressive snark). so uh...what if this dysfunctional nation family took on those Saiyuki roles? or something like that. I'd prefer gen and humour if possible. (bonus if Poland shows up as Kanzeon)
- RUSSIA, PRUSSIA: DRESSING UP AND SCARING THE KIDDIES
Russia in his panda costume and Prussia in a chicken costume scaring the hell out of preschool kids. CRACK!!
- WORLD: WICKED CROSSOVER
Has anyone seen or read the book 'Wicked'?
i would love to see the hetalia characters replacing the wicked characters and maybe playing out a small part!
- ENGLAND/OTHER: ENGLAND/POCAHONTAS
England reminiscing about their lovey-dovey days together (can I have some porn, please?)
- OTHER, CANADA: JEALOUS KUMAJIROU
Canada gets asked to take care of/foster a puppy from one of the nations (anon's choice as to who that nation is) for a few weeks. Kumajirou thinks that he's getting replace since Canada paid more attention to the puppy and takes it everywhere with him. Because Kumajirou felt like he's getting ignore, he tries to get Canada's attention by whatever means, and even thought of moving to another nation's house, and tries to accidentally kick out the puppy but fails.
In the end, the nation that asked Canada to foster the puppy came to take it back, and Kumajirou felt silly for all the things he did to gain Canada's attention.
Bonus: If Kumajirou remembers and calls Canada by his name. (what Kumajirou does to gain Canada's attention is anon's choice)
Double Bonus: If the puppy is Coton de Tulear, and Canada wants one of his own after fostering one.
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA/GERMANY: FLUFFY, SWEET AND HEART-WRENCHING
I have been dying for something like this for a bit, so if the magical writer anons can fill my request, I'd be willing to pay in souls.
I'd like something with Germany and Prussia, and them being reunited after the German Reunification. No smut, please, but having it implied isn't bad. I want it fluffy and sweet and heart-wrenching, and if you throw the Berlin Wall in there somewhere, well, extra churros to yah.
Bonus: At some point, one of them cries.
- ENGLAND/GERMANY, ENGLAND/ANYONE, WORLD: EYEBROWS
England/anyone. Germany is an awesomehot choice, btw even if it's ttly ooc n' stuff
BUT IT MUST INCLUDE THE SENTENCE
"UNF Oh My GOD YOUR EYEBROWS."
... p-plus points if someone attempts eyebrowfucking
AND ENGLAND GETS OFF ON IT
- TURKEY/GREECE: REMEMBERING PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES DURING THEIR FIRST CONSENSUAL ONE
Their first consensual time together. Both having flashbacks to previous experiences with each other, presumably not so consensual. More angst than sweetness, please, with Greece bottoming. ILU anon <3
- CANADA, GERMANY: HE SQUEAKED
erhm...canada storms into a meeting in a very foul mood and germany falls out of his chair squeaking. (he gets back up and denies it of course). i'll leave the reasons up to anon, but i just couldn't get that image out of my head.
* OTHER, ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA: WHAT IS 'WUV'?
Out of boredom, I was watching some old episodes of Futurama. And luckily enough, "Love and Rocket" comes on, which has one of my favorite scenes in it. It's between two aliens: Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, and his wife, Ndnd. They are talking about Sweethearts/Conversation hearts (the small heart-shaped candies with things like 'U R 2 Cute', etc.):
Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Ndnd: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Ndnd: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Lrrr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
Link: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/
I want a funny fic of an overprotective Tony the alien sabotaging Country A's romantic efforts towards America. Earth Nation vs. Alien, going head to head! And America is completely oblivious to Tony's schemes and the romantic intent behind Country A's actions.
Whether Country A is wooing America or if they are in an established relationship is up to the filler.
BONUS 1: Country A is either England or Russia. Because Himaruya's strips show Tony especially disliking those two.
BONUS 2: Tony eventually relents. It doesn't mean he has to like the situation however.
BONUS 3: America previously had tried to explain love and sex to Tony (maybe in the '50s), but failed. Epically failed. What Tony understood from this and his further research into the matter (see '60s, '70s) did not help. At all.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: AMERICA'S REACTION TO POCAHONTAS
I finally got the nerve to request this. I've seen fills for Russia's reaction to Don Bluth's Anastasia and France's reaction to the Disney verison of THBON, but I want to see America's reaction to the raping-*cough* I mean alternate protrayl of his own history that is the Disney verison of Pocahantas. Horrified reaction that is.
Bonus: If England's there, for obivous reasons.
- WORLD, RUSSIA/CANADA, AMERICA: WORLD WAR Z CROSSOVER
All of the Nations in the universe of World War Z, fighting the zombie plague. With most of them losing or being drastically altered.
Bonus points for:
1- The changes that the Nations undergo as a result of the war, such as Russia going back to being a religious theocracy, China switching to democracy with a vastly decreased population, the capital of the US being moved to Hawaii, etc, being shown or implied. At least a little.
2- One of the Nations being infected. AKA- Zombie nation. It could be any of them, but preferably one of the ones hit hardest by the plague, such as Iceland or Japan. But take your pick, anything really works.
3- Hero!Canada. Since a good chunk of Canada is cold and not good for zombies, Canada would probably be taking in refugees and fighting. And saving America's ass, since he didn't do so well.
4- If you wanna show America getting his butt handed to him by the zombies, that'd be cool too. D: I do like America, but sometimes it's fun to see the hero fail and then angst about it.
5- Any and all pairings go, at least to a minimum degree. :D But anon is partial to Russia/Canada, hint hint.
D: I'm sorry if I inadvertently spoiled this book for anybody, but....you should go read it. It's awesome.
- DENMARK, SWEDEN: HE DIES FOR HIM
during world war three denmark dies to protect sweden. considering their history i would think that this would be darkly emotional. i want to see that angst. even better if neither gets to say good bye.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: FACE RAPE/SKULL FUCK
Germany x Italy. Mouth/face fuck, whatever it is called
- AMERICA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: ALFRED THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
oh god. uh. I'm not crazy i swear. but, I think Alfred would make an awesome vampire slayer. which would make Arthur his watcher and Matthew his weapons (of the boom variety) supplier?
- RUSSIA, DENMARK/UKRAINE: DENMARK'LL SORT IT OUT
So out here in the real world Denmark and Ukraine are pretty good friends, right? Well anon wants to see that carried over to hetaliaverse and tweaked slightly.
Denmark and Ukraine are good friends and have a very sweet brother/sister like relationship and have had very small, chaste kisses every now and then but nothing more.
But one day... Denmark pops by Ukraine's house for a chat and catches her crying her little heart out. Distressed, all he can do is hold the shaking and crying Ukraine in his arms who's repeating something like "He's my brother, how could he?" or something along those lines.
Denmark manages to coax out what's upset her and lo' and behold Russia has once again done something to seriously affect Ukraine's people's way of life. He's never seen anyone so upset before.
As sweet as their friendship is he's been developing some romantic interests in sensitive, little Ukraine for a while now and the sight of her screaming in tears in his arms causes him to flip. Ukraine's never seen his face look so angry and he leaves without a word to "talk" to Russia.
He tracks Russia down to being in a meeting with some of the other nations, barges right in there and beats the fuck out of Russia in front of everyone for what he's done to Ukraine. In other words; Denmark goes viking on Russia's ass.
He then goes back to Ukraine, who has managed to calm down since they last saw each other, and tells her that he's sorted everything out.
How it all goes down and ends is up to anon but make me want to cry.
- ROMANO/VIETNAM, VENEZIANO/TAIWAN: BASED ON THE GIVEN PICTURE
http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2009-08-10-186947.jpeg
I WILL HAVE IMMEDIATE CYBER SEX WITH THE AUTHOR!ANON WHO WRITES A GREAT SUMT FIC BASED ON THIS PICTURE!!! rawr...?
- GERMANY: TENTACLES
germany. tentacles. prefer he enjoys it.
- AMERICA AND HIS CIVIL WAR
D: There don't seem to be any Civil War-era America!fic out there...I don't know how to pull it off, but be it either Alfred fighting his states or the new Nation of the Confederacy, it'd be really neat to see the Civil War, Hetalia style.
* RUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: IN A RUSSIAN FAIRYTALE
Russia, the Hero, goes out into the world to get rich and get hitched in classical Russian fairy tale fashion.
The princess could be whomever the anonfiller desires! Crack-pairings are welcome!
Just don't forget the magic, the snow(General Winter?!) and a bit of creepy Russia.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: SWITCHING PLACES IS TROUBLESOME WHEN YOU'RE 'IN A RELATIONSHIP'
For lulz, America and Canada decide to switch places and clothes for a day and try being each other. Russia sees right through 'Canada', and seeing a perfect opportunity, approaches 'Canada' as though they're secret lovers. Russia's acting is so convincing that 'Canada' plays along, not wanting to blow the real Canada's cover or ruin 'his' relationship with Russia.
BONUS: Something similar happens to 'America', but with an entirely unexpected nation.
DOUBLE PLUS GOOD: It's alluded at the end that 'Canada' knew all along that it was a sham but went along with it anyway.
reCAPTCHA: alfred however -- not making it up, anon swears!!!
- GERMANY/PRUSSIA, PRUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: HE'S JEALOUS AND ANGRY
(Not sure if this has been requested before...)
Prussia's fawning over a new obsession, like an Actor or Nation, constantly jumping on them, annoying them, pinning for their attention. And at first, Ludwig is thankful... then he starts getting bored. Then jealous. Then just plain angry at Gilbert. For his bothering actually keeps him a bit sane.
Bonus: If it's a Nation, someone quiet like Thailand, Sweden or Norway.
Bonus 2: Germany knocks him out at one point to drag him home.
Would like it to be cracky! Smut not needed, but, can't help it, go for it.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: HIS DARK MATERIALS CROSSOVER
Touching each others' daemons. The daemons can be authors choice. Can be as smutty as the author would like C:
- WORLD, ANYONE/ANYONE: ONE-SIDED PLEASURING
"Relax. (We/I)'ll take care of you."
Mutually consensual one-sided pleasuring of a character that doesn't usually relinquish control easily, almost past the point of comfort. No restraints or humiliation please, just feeling really good.
Bonus: Two or more people doing the teasing.
No UK or Austria on the receiving end please.
- CANADA/RUSSIA: MPREG
canada/russia (that's right! Canada is on top for once)
i don't know why, but i want to see russia as the mommy for once
- SPAIN, OTHER, WORLD: TEACHING THEM HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL/SOCCER
Hi anons! This writer!anon is taking a break from filling because she's in pain and temporarily crippled. I would be enternally grateful to anyone who could write me some fluff. ;_;
I'd love to see daddy/bigbrother!Spain teach little colony/colonies of author!anon's choice how to play football.
Besides, there's not enough football/soccer on this meme for how many of the countries play it.
Please?
- AMERICA/CANADA, FRANCE, ENGLAND: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA CROSSOVER
I just recently re-watched Phantom of the Opera and had strange crossover thoughts about it. So I come to you with them, Hetalia_Kink~
The Nations (randomly) decide to put on a play/musical, and choose 'Phantom of the Opera'. Canada is chosen to play Christine. (I know that is a wtf? idea). The director finds people for all the roles, except the Phantom. So s/he askes the others to try and find someone who would fit and/or can sing.
Canada was wondering the house(the Unversal House where all the countries are staying for now) one day, and hears singing. Very good singing. So, he follows it and finds that America is the one singing, while in the shower. Canada promptly drags a naked-except-for-a-towel wearing, soaking wet, half blind(no glasses) America down to the director and annouces that he(America) should be the Phantom. Everyone stares, and America is really confused (as he had never intially auditioned, surprisingly).
The director makes America sing, and America is given the role. The director later thinks that the play is going to be a complete disaster, because America either doesn't show up for rehersal, is extremely tired and keeps falling alseep, or keeps forgeting his lines.
When the date of the show comes arives, everyone is sweating bullets because noone can find America. They start the play without him, and when his part comes up, wait for the boos. They never come. America has been there the entire time, and is absolutely perfect the whole play. The other Nations are dumbfounded.
Long Request Short:
The Nations are playing out 'Phantom of the Opera', with America as the Phantom and Canada as Christine. They all think it'll be a total disaster but it turns out completely perfect.
Musts:
-America and Canada's roles are pretty much it.
Bonuses:
-The whole play is writen out. Lyrics are otional, though.
-France is Carlotta, England is Madame Giry.
I really hope someone will write this out~
If you do, you win everything forever~~
- WORLD: MASCULINITY NOW HAS A COMMITTEE
Inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dejo0ykEfQ
Basically...those man law commercials? where they sit around talking about manly codes regarding beer? (Watch above video).
Anon wants to see...a commitee of Male Nations, getting together, to have meetings in which they create and set ridiculous ideas of masculinity that are reflected as todays stereo types of what masculinity is, historicle ideas of masculinity and how it opressed women, and some that are just silly and lawl-some.
Anon would like to see...
Japan, Greece, America, Canada, Spain. N and S Italy, Germany, England, France, Prussia, China, Korea, Austria, the Baltic Brothers, Russia, Switzerland, Sweden, and Finland, Poland.
Anyone else is up to the lovely person that fills this.
Bonus: If the female countrys get mad and end up showing them, their more manly than they are.
Bonus: If a subject Alfred brings up at every meeting is something akin to this...
America: Okay. Next item of discussion. This is a comittee of MEN on the subject of MASCULINITY, correct?
Everyone: Yes...
America: Then, why the FUCK is Poland here?!
Poland: Cause I like, totally bring the Fab Factor~!
America: But your like, totally secretly a woman~!
Bonus: If their eventually a contest for a Mascot between, Tony, Ameriwhale, Kumajiru, Pierre, Gilbird, Pochi, and Shanadi-chan.
- AMERICA, CANADA: CAN BE MPREG
Anon! has been reading up a little on the Civil war and discovered that women had donned men's clothing and posed as soldiers to fight the good fight. (Go UNION! Woo!)
Of course my first reaction was YAY at crossdressing, but then my YAY shot through the ceiling when I found out how a majority of these women were caught. After "drunk-tent-sex" or something of the sort, a few became pregnant and were caught once they'd given birth.
Soooo I got two wicked ideas from this:
America and/or Canada (Many Canadian men and women had enlisted in the Union) help a soldier, whom is first assumed to be injured, give birth.
OR!
The mpreg fans can have their fun and have Alfred give birth to the state of Nevada, seriously freaking a young soldier out.
Soldier: A-are you okay?
America: Yeeeaaaa...just...stomach ache...please leave...
Soldier: But your screaming by yourself in a tent. I thi-
America: GAHHH!! GO AWAY!!
- TURKEY/HUNGARY: BOLLYWOOD/BELLY DANCING
Anon has suddenly developed a soft spot for this particular pairing, so~! I'd love to see some Turkey/Hungary. It can be fluff, smut, a drabble, whatever. I just want to see them together. > w <
The kink? Bollywood/Belly dancing. ~
Make it work, anon! <3
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: TECHNOVIKING SWEDEN
I want something involving Sweden and the famed Technoviking (I don't care that the man is German, he has viking in his title D:<). I think Sweden has an inner technoviking that only comes out when he's on the dance floor.
So I'd like to see, for some reason, him and Finland at a dance club and cue astonished Finland when his husband starts dancing and becomes twice, nay, three times as manly as usual. Sweden is able to control the crowd with simple points, he's such the center of attention, and is practically sweating testosterone.
So of course Finland is more turned on than he's ever been. And when they get back home, Sweden is still in techniviking mood, so they naturally have the most manly sex Finland has ever received in his life.
tl;dr: Sweden is super manly when he dances, so after a night of partying, Finland is really turned on and they have manly!sex when they get back home.
GO. <3
For those who don't know who techoviking is, he's a hunk of dancing testosterone who marched in Germany's fuckparade. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4 (Would YOU mess with that?)
- FRANCE/PRUSSIA/SPAIN: WEED-FUELED THREESOME
France/Prussia/Spain: Weed-fueled threesome.
Bonus points if Spain and France doubleteam Prussia/ top the heck out of him.
We know these three know how to have a good time~. Please, Anons?
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY, AMERICA/ENGLAND, SPAIN/ROMANO, FRANCE/CANADA, HUNGARY/AUSTRIA: PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
So, Nation A and Nation B have been dating for a while. Nation B is reluctant to public displays of affection (and maybe to not-public ones, too), but Nation A goes with it, because well, they know him/her.
But! On one fateful day, as Nation A does something (slipping an arm around their waist in public, whatever) Nation B does not react the usual way, and is instead quite calm about it, at least on their standards.
That's when Nation A freaks the fuck out and starts to...
What, anon? Follow his/her dear partner trying to see if something is wrong with him/her? Goes talk to a friend (either of his or his/her partner's)? Whatever the hell you want.
Preferred pairings (Nation A/Nation B, though I have absolutely no topping preferences if sexytimes somehow happen) are N. Italy/Germany, US/UK, Spain/S. Italy, France/Canada (somehow I can kind of see Canada being too shy for PDA or something), Hungary/Austria but really, the lulz could be done with other pairings, too.
I would love to see a *facepalm* moment if Nation B finds out, too.
reCaptcha: bohemian chasing. H-huh?
- AMERICA, CANADA: BEING TWINS
Alfred and Matthew, being twins. You know - steorotypical stuff, like finishing each other's sentences, that kind of thing.
- CHINA, ENGLAND/AMERICA, FRANCE/ENGLAND, FRANCE/CANADA: GENDERBENDER AND MUCH CHAOS BECAUSE OF IT
China, in an immense fit of frustration, throws water from the Spring of Drowned Girl into a World Meeting. Several Nations - but not all - suffer immediate gender changes. Cue chaos.
Bonus: If one Nation is England.
Bonus Bonus: France's reaction.
And LOVE Bonus: If Canada finally, FINALLY, gets recognized.
(This anon ships UK/USA, France/UK, and/or France/Canada
- RUSSIA/LATVIA: GENDERBENDER AND ABUSE
I don't know if this has been requested before, but... oh, well. Anon would like to see fem!Russia abusing fem!Latvia.
(if you feel like including the other Baltics, make them all girls, please. IDK, i just really want to see this :D~)
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA, WORLD: GERMANY FAILS AT BEING OVERPROTECTIVE
one night gilbert goes drinking and playing poker with the nordics. the next morning ludwig is woken up with a sword pointing at him by a chibi dressed in white clothing with a black cross on the front.
what i want to see is ludwig do the 'i'm the big bad overprotective brother' thing. and also try to be authoritative...except chibi gilbert's more inclined to listen to the italies (especially romano...)
bonus if chibi gilbert meets vash and fanboys him.
- SWEDEN/FINLAND, ENGLAND/FRANCE, AMERICA, CANADA: AMERICA'S KIDNAPPED
Totally inspired by this fill: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=15653666#t15653666~
I'd like to see an AU with Matthew and Alfred being the twin sons of Berwald and Tino. But, because I cannot keep things simple, ala Battle for America, Arthur -for whatever reason- kidnaps Alfred at a young age and raises him as his own with or without Francis is okay with me. I'd prefer Matthew stay with Tino and Berwald, but if writernon desperately wants him to be taken as well, that's fine.
Years later, Alfred is discovered...and as per law, he is returned to Berwald and Tino, while Arthur is arrested. How things are handled from there is up to writernon, but I'd like to see a lot of emotional struggling. I mean, as far as Alfred had up till recently known, Arthur was his only real parent, and Berwald and Tino would practically be strangers, which I'm sure would hurt them terribly...which would make him feel guilty, and probably angry at himself for feeling bad...and then there's Matthew, who practically seems forgotten while everyone's fussing over the return of this brother he can't even remember...
Bonus 1: Uncles Iceland, Denmark and Norway =D
Bonus 2: Much like in aforementioned fill, Tino and Berwald had named Alfred something different originally
- AMERICA/AUSTRALIA/CANADA: THREESOME
Anon doesn't think this has been requested at least not from what I could find
Anon wants America, Australia and Canada. Bare in mind anons that Australia is actually the youngest of the three (Aboriginals have been living in Australia for at least 40000+ years but the Australian (nation) history is only about 200 years old).
How it gets to this point is up to anons but to throw an idea out there; Australia walks in on UK/France (or someone else) and curiosity gets the better of him so he goes to his brothers (or is it half brothers..?)
All this anon asks is that Australia is bottom (I don't care how the sex goes anon whether its double penetration or something else)
bonuses
- Australia bottoms (or bottoms from the top)
- Australia admitting his a virgin (whether thats during, before or after is completely up to anons)
- Canada channeling France
- America initiates the whole thing
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: HER DIAMONDS
This Anon is obsessed with Her Diamonds by Rob Thomas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlM631RsoQ ). POV is up to Writer/Artist!Anon.
Bonus points if you include a back story.
Extra bonus points if there's comfort sex after wards. ♥
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: NOT FAIR
America/England
Based on Lily Allen's song 'Not Fair' -->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qa28ZrHPcc It doesn't have to be a song fic, just based around America being bad in bed and England suffering through with it, or trying to improve America's stamina (?) As long as it's along those lines, I'll be happy. :D
- JAPAN/TAIWAN, CHINA: HE'S A STALKER (BASICALLY)
Japan obsessively taking paparazzi photos of her when he thinks she's not looking. In reality, she knows exactly what is going on and it's her guilty pleasure. Bonus if China catches Japan red handed.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: THE FAIRIES
England takes advantage of the fact that America can NOT see his supernatural friends, and sends them to torture America - by badtouching and molesting him until he's frantic, but he has no idea who's doing it.
Bonus 1: America ends up able to see the fairies by the end
Bonus 2: It all ends in sex between the US and the UK
Bonus 3 we're all going to hell: the fairies are still involved in the sex.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/AMERICA: SHOTA/MOE/TSUNDERE
Request:
America wants to get down and dirty with a nation but is having a hard time. This is where writer!anon picks weather America should be shota, moe, or tsundere. Make him squirm a bit, he wants to do it BAD, but his shota/moe/tsudere-ness will not allow it, which the nation he's with finds it oh so tempting.
This anon would like either Russia/America or Russia/France (Want it a threesome? Knock yourself out) SMUT IS A MUST PLZ
Bonus1: America's loud and moans/groans a lot.
Bonus2: Begging
- WORLD: CODE GEASS CROSSOVER
Some of the canon Hetalia countries just happen to trip into a demensinal rip, and catch sight of the CG-verse Personified Countries. Brainbreaking takes place.
Because the thought of the personification of the CG!Holy Britannian Empire is pretty terrifying in it's own right, really.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: SEXUAL TEASING
Anon wants to see Norway tying up Denmark and sexually teasing him until he's ready to cry.
* Striptease
* Groping
* TOYS
* Playing with himself in front of Denmark
* Anything else crazily depraved that you can think of
B: Denmark gets that overcome by his animal urges that he breaks his restraints with pure brute strength and gives Norway the roughest fucking of his life.
- DENMARK/ENGLAND, PORTUGAL/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND, CANADA/ENGLAND: THEY GO YANDERE FOR HIM
Why does it seem like all the yanderes are after America? O: Let's give England some trauma, Y/Y?
I'd like a certain nation to be completely, hopelessly and irrevocably in love with England but too proud/conservative/whatever to say anything. That and it seems like England has eyes for someone else. But something triggers the nation's inner!yandere (like, say, another nation hitting on England), and something just snaps inside of them. They kidnap England and lock him away, firmly believing that Arthur shouldn't need anyone else if he has them.
Whether Arthur falls for his captor (stockholm syndrome?) or there's a rescue or whatever is completely up to the authornon. My preferences for the yandere are either Denmark (they WERE married for 150 years), Portugal (They have the longest lasting alliance ever), Canada or America. ( Only tossing America in there because USUK is my otp. O: )
BONUS POINTS:
-England has absolutely NO idea that this nation feels that way about him, and
-If there is sex (which is like, totally welcome,) the yandere is gentle (from how he initiates it, to how he prepares Arthur) to a point that it's almost painful because Arthur does not know if he wants. And yes I do like UKe
- PRUSSIA DISCOVERS DEVIANTART
Gilbert discovers DevianArt.
And is not happy with the lack of him on there.
Insert Gilbert starting flame wars and trolling, just generally being an ass and spending the whole day in stupid dramallama fights.
On Austria's account.
- NORWAY, ENGLAND, AMERICA AND ALL THINGS SUPERNATURAL/MAGICAL
America doesn't believe in magic. He doesn't believe in ghosts, fairies, trolls, unicorns or Britannia Angel's spells.
Now let's have Norway decides to visit England's one day to see how his magic is coming along (Norway tried to teach him magic when he occupied England after discovering England's affinity to magic but England was sadly a bad student.)
This same day America also decides it's time for an impromptu visit. England and America start bickering over whether magic exists or not and England attempts to shoot a spell at America, it misses and heads for Norway- who very quickly and silently summons up a shield like the one in the picture and bounces it away as if it's nothing.
Just when America is completely in shock at this Norway's Nisse floats in to hang around with him and then a baby troll also appears in full view of everyone.
When asked how come Norway's are visible his reply is "It's a simple spell to make them visible. England never quite got that stage..."
Everything else that happens before, inbetween and after is up to anon~ Just gimme some Norway, England and America crack <3
(Mostly inspired by this picture: http://i25.tinypic.com/2hgb5tx.jpg)
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