Thursday, 6th August, 2009
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: SICK FIC
I would love a GermanyXItaly sickfick, especially if Italy is sick (though the reverse is cute too.)
Why are there none of these already?
- CANADA/AMERICA: FAILED!RAPE
I'm going to hell in a ~handbasket~ for this. Tra-la-la-la-laaaaa!
Yes, we've seen it a million times now Gangbang-of-America-blahblahblah oooh how original of me...
Heres the catch: Matthew is the one who decides to punish Alfred, after listening to all the complaining and anger about the recession (Meybe he uses inspiration from the good ole' war of 1812 to warm up).
-However, Canada goes about the deed in his usual polite and loving manner, from using lube, to apologizing for shoving America down on the bed too hard. As a result Alfred(That slut), is having a helluva good time. Maybe have Matthew knock a lamp over out of desperation to look more menacing (HahaHAH! No light will ever shine here again!).
Try to make something along these lines work-
Alfred: Ohh Canada...god your soo-UghhYES!
Matthew: N-no! Your supposed to be horrified I've betrayed your trust and aaaamm-Viiiooolating...nghh youuuuur body!
Alfred: Oh sorry...ummm...Mattie, YOU MEANIE! Ooooh and you're such a brute...DEAR GOD DO YOU HAVE A HUGE BRUTE!!!
Bonus Points: Canada's ashamed of himself after they finish and cries. America (Being a hero and all), comforts him and lets his Northern neighbor try to punish him again by means of paddling.
MOAR Bonus Points: America has trouble sitting the next day, and the nations who observe this assume the worst.
~Geez Matt, your too nice and too French to ever make someone uncomfortable during sex.~
- SPAIN/ROMANO: "HOW DO TWO VERY RELIGIOUS COUNTRIES DEAL WITH BEING GAY?"
Its fun, and by fun I mean funny, that Romano and Spain, which from what I can remember are two very roman catholic countries, one being where the Vatican is and the other being famous for Spanish inquistion are like the poster child for gay in this community, right up there with Italy and Germany.
So how do these two very religious countries deal with being gay?
Is there angst? a relgious punishment?
- SPAIN/ROMANO, ARGENTINA: MAMA!ROMANO
So, for Argentina, Spain is his father and SouthItaly is his mother. But Romano is not happy about it. Please Anon... PLEAAAASEEEE :D
- FRANCE/SPAIN: AGAINST A WALL
France/Spain, outside against a wall
pic that inspired request, for reference:
http://www.mrfs.net/trips/2003/Spain/Aragon/alley_junction.jpg
- JAPAN, WORLD: MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME
Japan starts to suffer from Munchausen Syndrome in order to gain attention because he feels his isolation as an island nation neither fully accepted by the West or his Asian neighbors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
The carer who pays attention can be any Asian nation of your choice.Multi-fills encouraged.
- ANYONE/PRUSSIA: MPREG
Prussia mpreg.
Mainly cause he'd be SOOOOO pissed off.
Pairing up to author, but the more unusual the pairing, the better!
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: BAKING
Ok, so you know how in Germany's Maru Kaite Chikyuu there's that line where he says that his secret hobby is making cakes? I'd like to see Germany indulging in some baking in the privacy of his own home when N. Italy comes prancing in unannounced.
Since Germany's love of baking is a closely guarded secret (idk, maybe he thinks it's too sissy for a macho guy like him), Italy would be all surprised and Germany would be all embarrassed. But of course, Italy doesn't see anything wrong with Germany liking to bake and he'd join right in and help him. Maybe they swap cake-making secrets from their respective countries.
I think it would be cute if they feed the cake to each other at the end, but end it how you want, anon. I just want some cute and fluffy domestic stuff with Italy being bubbly and flirtatious and Germany being his sweet but awkward self.
Whoa,ReCaptcha! "bedlam first"? Is Italy just returning from England's asylum when he walks in on Germany?
- CANADA, OTHER: OVER-PROTECTIVE UNCLE
we've seen some pretty outrageous 'chastity belts' canada could have (a certain polar bear, a nuke happy family, etc) but I reckon that there's a reason why despite knowing otherwise so many people think canada is a perpetual winter wonderland. so? same reason why people, who think clearly, do not invade russia. enter General Winters. i'm sorry, its just.... doesn't he remind anyone of their over protective uncles?
- AMERICA/ENGLAND AND KIDS
So England and America are hanging out when they spot a group of kids playing some sport and decide to join in, on opposite teams of course. Maybe England is all serious business at first (he wants to impress America) and the kids, who are too young to keep up with him, complain that he's a ball hog (I think America would be amused by that).
Once he tones it down a few notches, England realizes how adorable America is playing with the kids. He's so busy mooning over America that his team ends up kind of getting their asses handed to them. Maybe once the game is over, America teases England for drooling over him the whole time they were playing or something. I don't know. Make me d'awww, anon!
"Nixon's expiring"? What's with the present tense, captcha?
- ENGLAND: HIS REACTION
Let's be literary for a moment, shall we? :)
Thomas More was Lord Chancelor for King Henry VIII during the time the king wanted to divorce from Cathrine of Aragon, leading to England's separation from the Roman Catholic Church. The Act of Supremacy was written which declared Henry VIII supreme head of the Church of England; More refused to sign this document and was beheaded.
What I want to see is Arthur's reaction to all of this, particularly during More's trial, where he was perjured against. Maybe they could be acquantances or such, since Lord Chancelor is pretty much a Prime Minister-like position.
Bonus: More's final statement in the trial scene of A Man for all Seasons is included. A line or two is fine.
- TURKEY/HUNGARY: FREAKY COCK
Turkey has a THIRTEEN INCH COCK and he gives Hungary the DEEPEST AND HARDEST DICKING in her entire life. Doing it in leapfrog position and filling up Hungary with a POOL OF CUM, of course, plus a VERY LOUD SCREAMING ORGASM.
- OTHER/PRUSSIA: RIDING OLD MAN FRITZ
Prussia 'riding' Old Man Fritz in his armchair. Preferably while still in his coat & hat.
- ANYONE/FRANCE: FRANCE'S FIRST TIME
Well, since we all know and love that pervert France, self proclaimed lover of the world, I was wondering, who was his first time with? It's been knawing at me for days; he had to learn it from someone, so who was the one that brought out that sex crazed beast!
The choice is up to anon!author, and some steamy action would be nice :]
- SWITZERLAND/ROMANO: UST AND SMUT THAT INVOLVES A GUN
In canon, Vash seems to be more friendlier to Romano - offering him cheese, which I thought was cute.
so I was hoping for some maybe UST between the two, especially when Vash mistakes Romano for Feliciano when he crosses Switzerland to go into Germany (or Spain up to anon) and Vash threatens him with a gun only to find it is Romano and is friendlier....
B!: there is smut involving thw gun somehow~
hope someone out ther likes the idea of this pairing too! ;;
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: SITTING IN BUSBY'S CHAIR
After getting angry at Alfred for some unknown reason, Arthur decides to curse Alfred. Thinking his curse didn't work, Arthur invites Alfred over to sit on Busby's chair. However, the curse actually did work and Alfred comes over all depressed and needs some "comforting" while accidentally busting in on occult!Arthur.
Bonus: Alfred tops with Arthur sitting in Busby's chair
ExtraBonus: Busby's chair explodes out of the sheer awesome that is sitting on it.
- PRUSSIA/ROMANO/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA/ROMANO: THE COULD BE THREESOME
I honestly ADORE Prussia x North Italy, but would love to see Romano getting involved as Gilbert would maybe find him cute too?
Maybe Prussia has a secret kink for twincest (thinkling the Italies are twins) and wants a threesome...
If anon can include Gilbert's crush on Feliciano, I will love you forever *A* <3
- VIETNAM, AMERICA: LEAVE HER COUNTRY ALONE
Has anyone ever seen Full Metal Panic? I'm sure you have, it's an excellent war film set in Vietnam.
But I'm not talking about the crazy drill sergeant who abuses poor Leonard Lawrence (AKA Gomer Pyle) to death. I'm talking about the second half of the movie, where the rest of the soldiers are getting absolutely murdered by this sniper that's up on a roof, and when one particularly daring soldier goes up inside this house... they find that the sniper, is in fact, a little girl.
To me, this translates as:
America = Badass soldier
Vietnam = Little girl who just wants her country to be left alone
:)
- SEYCHELLES/VENEZIANO: TEACHING HIM
Teaching him how to touch a girl which leads to eventual sexing. Gentle, slow and fluffy (maybe giggly?) sex
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: GHOSTS
I want a haunting AU with America and England, preferably with America as the ghost. Human names are the only thing that would make sense to me in this setting and I want it to be creepy!
Please anons? Please, please?? I want angst, I want creepiness, I want tragedy! ...Though a happy closure ending would be appreciated too. >>
- DENMARK/UKRAINE: GENTLE AND CARING SEX
Maybe Denny catches her giving the eye during a world meeting but she turns away blushing when he does?
He shows up at her room in the hotel, with a bottle of win as an ice breaker, later to chat.
A glass or two later the two are getting on really one well. He finds her adorable, she finds him charming and sweet.
Gentle, caring sex then follows.
(And if you can somehow fit in Denmark being all "nonono, the lady's pleasure comes before my own" and eating her out like a pro I'll love you forever and always <3)
- WORLD: JOKE PARTIES
Anon has just finished a fill in which there is much angst, and wants something silly. To this end, I want something about a Nation interacting with a joke party in their down time.
Preferred parties would be Canada and the Rhinocerous Party of Canada, Denmark and the Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements, UK and any one of his many joke parties, or America and the Straight Talking American Government (STAG) Party, but if you want to write something else feel free. More info for all those can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_parties
Bonus: Said Nation boasts about how awesome their joke party is afterwards.
I know you can make me giggle anons.
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: MAPLE SYRUP
Americanon was eating pancakes the other day with a little novelty bottle of syrup from Cracker Barrel (shut up, I'm southern D:<) and I noticed that it said on the bottle that it was 55% maple syrup and 45% cane syrup. And I'm like, "Do we have any stronger stuff~?" and I started to look at a different package of syrup. And it's corn syrup. I look at another. It's corn syrup. Again and it's CORN SYRUP. Americans, our syrup is a LIE! DDD: (Go ahead, look at it. If it doesn't say something like "real maple syrup" on the front, it's probably corn syrup.)
tl;dr:
SO. I want to see Canada eating breakfast with America and he, somehow through magical Canadian powers (because I don't think there's that much of a difference between taste), is able to taste the blasphemy that is American "maple" syrup.
And insert crazy Canada, perhaps going as far as to drag America across the border to taste the real stuff and America getting hooked like WOAH.
The rest is up to anon. :) Though, I would love it if that maple syrup was used in other ways. Screw the pancakes; America can eat it off of Canada. >>
* SOUTH KOREA/PRUSSIA: THE ORIGINS OF AWESOME
Because Yong-soo says awesomeness originates from him.
And Gilbert will not let it slide.
Bonus 1: Korean Language kink.
Bonus 2: U-uniform kink.
Try not to make it cracky. Human or nation name is fine. Please, awesome anon!writers?
Oh gawd recaptcha: fragment Führer
- AMERICA/POLAND: BONDAGE
America/Poland, America wants to introduce Poland to bondage and - what he doesn't say him earlier - spanking.
The rest is entirely up to anons, but I'd like it to end with good porn ♥
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: EROTIC ASPHYXIATION
Pairing: America x England
Kink: Erotic Asphyxiation
- CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: THE 'HE DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE HE FLIRTS/IS NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE' CLICHE
So...I don't even know why I even BOTHER with the anon-ness because I am far too transparent, but here goes.
There are lots of fics out there with Canada being all angsty over the fact that France flirts with everyone, and Canada doesn't know what France would ever see in him, etc. etc.
THEREFORE, I would like to see FRANCE being all angsty thinking Canada loves someone else like America/England/Cuba, and thinking any semblance of affection or flirting Canada shows is just him being kind. Because, in general, Canada's a pretty nice guy to everyone.
This angst results in France distancing himself from Canada, and then Canada's like "What happened, France?! Why are you ignoring me like everyone else D:?"
Cue confession and subsequent sexy times.
It's cliched, yes, I know, but obvious!anon could use some fluff.
Bonus 1: If you can add in the other cliche of a rose bouquet
Bonus 2: The aforementioned sexy times occur in England's house
- SWEDEN, MEXICO: FOOTBALL/SOCCER
Sweden. Mexico.
A friendly football/soccer match.
- POLAND/HUNGARY: IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
This anon would love to read some sweet and delicate sex scene with those two.
I want it so hard becouse Hungary is similiar to Lithuania in some points and they are really historically correct together!
- HUNGARY, WORLD: WHO IS THE MANLIEST OF THE NATIONS?
Inspired by the lulzy/cracky writers of the "Canada has maple syrup for blood/2009 American Invasion of Canada" fills. As a happy reader of the series, I'll speak for the writer-anons there that it is not a cannibal story, though there is blood kink. I really hope they don't mind this.
One of the highlights of that series though is definitely Tony the alien, from his epic pink "Kiss the Carbon-based Provider of Sustenance Who's Bothering to Feed Your Sorry Pathetic Ass, Bitch" apron with knives in the pockets as he flips pancakes to encouraging America to invade Canada in order to film "twincest with American-Cowboy-on-Canadian-Mountie, bondage, and blood kinks" porn.
The author-anon of the newest story in the series reveals Hungary as a devoted member and admirer of Tony's porn site: "Close Encounters and Biological Relations of the Intimate Kind."
The situation:
Tony puts a contest on his website. Members must submit who they think is the "manliest" out of all the nations. Whoever gives the best answer will have their wish come true - Tony will arrange for that "manry of manry" to have sex with America for that winner, according to the winner's personal tastes.
Hungary jumps on this, determined to win.
Author-anons! Who will prove to Hungary that he (or she?) is the manliest of nations?! How will they do it? Make it lulzy and hot!
Bonus 1: International relations go down the tube because of this.
Bonus 2: Shirt ripping and stripping.
BONUS 3: In the end, Hungary herself wins.
- FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: SHE'S A COCKTEASE
Anon here was working out at the gym when this idea wormed its way into her head. Anon would love to see the nations at a bar after a world conference, just drinking, and goofing off. France, instead of bad touching the nations, as par usual, is watching his dear Seychelles be a total cocktease. He gets mad/turned on, and ends up taking her to his hotel room for some sexytiems.
Bonus: If Seychelles is doing this to purposefully piss France off
please anons? ;A;
- AMERICA/VENEZIANO: DOGGY TRAITS
Ahh after a recent influx of fanart from pixiv and a certain fill, I just had to ask
Dog!America/Puppytalia
I just mean the whole dog ears and tail thing, not actual dogs
It seems people like to draw both with dog ears and tails due to their hyperactivity and personalities (and it's canon for Italy)
So both Italy and America discovering that they both have those doggy traits (how is up to anon) and they bond over that and end up becoming mates.
Ahh I don't know how else to explain it, it'd just be real adorable to seem them play around together.
A-and because it'd be cute if America got all snippy and defensive over what's his, like dogs do.
- ENGLAND, AMERICA, CANADA: GENDERCONFUSED!CANADA
England and Colonial!America dressing Canada as a girl because England always wanted a daughter and America wants a sister.
Bonus for Genderconfused!Canada
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: PREMATURE EJACULATION
Gauken Hetalia au- When England first arrives at the school, France puts a collar on his neck. I'd like France using England for sex and taking his virginity in the most humiliating way possible. I'd like England to have a crush on his older classmate and be desperate to please him, but really shy and fumbling and confused about what to do. And France should tease England until he comes in his pants, and then make fun of him.
- ROMANO, SPAIN, VENEZIANO: ROMANO DISAPPEARS
My request is not simple: Romano dissapears, only to be found a month later , showing signs of sexual, physical and psycological abuse. This anon wants a really violent, bloody fic, with Conquistador!Spain and Mafia!Feliciano finding out who did it and...taking care of them.
Bonus: Romano can't talk, because his throat is so raw from screaming it continuously bleeds and they had to put a machine to drain the blood, so he didn't drown in it.
Bonus²:The culprit is Ludwig.
Bonus-that-has-my-soul-and-firstborn-as-bonuses-to-it: Romano's mind was so traumatized that the first time he saw his brother and Spain after he was found, he couldn't recognize them.
I'M CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOUSE IN HELL~SUGGESTIONS?
- AMERICA, CANADA, JAPAN: THAT DANCE
aliens are attacking and somehow japan has convinced america that the only way to save earth is for america and canada to do /that/ dance. canada is not amused and locks himself up on one of the islands in nunavut. bonus if canada convinces america that he should go make a wish to a dragon instead.
- WORLD, AMERICA: BASKETBALL PORN
http://i32.tinypic.com/dylnxl.jpg
I want the other nations reactions to this picture of HOT AMERICAN BEEF.
Basketball porn FTW?
Bonus: If you incorporate oblivious!america being felt up or perved on and England comes to protect his virtue but then when he gets america alone...
BAD TOUCH BEAR!
- SPAIN/AMERICA: MPREG
Okay, so Puerto Rico is currently a US commonwealth, with the option of becoming independent, remaining as they are, or becoming a full-fledged state. OP requests an AU future fill where Puerto Rico votes to become a state… meaning Al is pregnant again!
Really, Puerto Rico is independent enough/established enough to have its own -tan already, but for the purposes of this fill, let’s just assume it doesn’t. (Hopefully this won’t offend any Puerto Ricans out there; it’s just for a kink meme fill!)
OP kinda prefers Spain as the father, since Puerto Rico was a Spanish colony way back when (maybe Al showing off his new Spanish fluency makes Antonio incredibly horny?), but if anons have a better idea, go ahead and suggest it! Al’s last baby (Hawaii) was way back in the 1950s, so OP would love to see how he deals with having another one after so long, and in modern times at that. Would also love to see the reactions of the other world nations!
- AMERICA, CANADA: FATAL FRAME 2 CROSSOVER
Anon wants to see a Fatal Frame 2/hetalia crossover with US and Canada as the twins, who takes the role of Mio and Mayu is up to the filler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czbIFtje3o (to anyone who does not know the game)
I'm just curious if someone would actually fill this :D
- CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD, AMERICA: TALK ABOUT ANTICLIMACTIC
So Canada finally gets a date/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/partner. Whatever you want to call it. The world collectively holds their breath and builds fallout shelters. However, rather then throwing a fit, locking Canada up in an attic, and trying to kill someone... America does a sunny "Oh, cool, that's great, you're happy, right?, oh hey, {persona}, you two have fun" routine. Surprisingly nice and mature.
However however, Canada was sort of hoping for the explosion!protectiveness 'GET AWAY FROM HIM :E' crazy and was almost even looking forward to it.
I dunno, just been a picture in my head. Anon likes almost any Canada (or America, for that matter, or the two together) pairing out there, so go as you will.
$674,200,267 sparked, wtf
- NETHERLANDS/CANADA: SMUT
This pairing needs to get more love. I'd like to see some good ol', smut, no plot required, unless one strikes you. Other than a male Netherlands, everything else is up to anons.
Though, Netherlands topping would be awful nice….
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE'S A DOG
Anon wants a crack fic where either Alfred or Arthur is turned into a puppy and the other has to take care of him! I'm thinking Artie would be a terrier or some sort, and Alfred would be a golden retriver... Up to you! Anon is easily satisfied!
BONUS: if Arthur is a Yorkshire terrier!!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: RAIN AND SMUT
I practically keep Arthur's song Pub and GO! on repeat since I got it but something hit me.
At the start he says (in short form)'it's always rainy
but I don't use an umbrella but I'm a British Gentleman',right?
USUK or UKUS in the rain!No umbrella's or jackets. just lots of skin and lots of smut, of course!Write,anons,write!
I love when UK tops,btw |D
* ROMANO, VENEZIANO: OVERPROTECTIVE!LITTLE!ROMANO
Yo! I love the Italian brothers! And after reading that fill with the overprotective!Lovino. Can I get some more?
'Cept, it's when they were kids. Just after their Grandpa left. And the Italies are basically still learning to walk on their own.
I want me some brother-bonding! Cross that line, and that's fine by me too!
Make it fluffy, I'll get toothaches. And/or diabetes. Your pick!
* SPAIN/ROMANO, WORLD: THE TSUDERE - THE SPECIES
This anon would like to see a documentary-style narrative about a tsundere character covering but not limited to childhood, mating, packs, hunting, etc.
Anon would love you forever if the tsundere character in question is Romano and Spain/Romano is involved somehow.
Bonus: The tsundere character punches the narrator (America, Prussia or someone else who likes to make fun of people) in the end.
- AMERICA, HAWAII: PREMATURE BIRTH
So, um, an earlier request for Puerto Rico had a comment that got me thinking...
Alaska was born Jan. 3, 1959. Hawaii was born Aug. 21, 1959. So, not allowing for magically quick gestation, that means Hawaii was a premie! The combination of the two has led to this sort of complicated request:
America becomes pregnant with Hawaii shortly after giving birth to Alaska. (What? He probably wasn't getting any for a good 9 months!) The father can be Japan if author anon wishes - OP doesn't mind! Anyways, so America is pregnant with Hawaii but the expected birth day is still at least a couple of months away, so he decides to attend the latest world meeting anyways. However, at the meeting, he suddenly goes into labor!
OP would like it if he passes the first few labor pains off as something he ate, or the baby kicking. Then his water breaks all of a sudden, and he panics. (Like, he gets up to give a speech, starts, and ends up freezing at the podium going 'oh shiiiiiit'. Or something.) America and the father should be panicking because the baby's not due yet, while the other nations should be divided between those who are panicking, and those trying to take charge and control the situation. One of the nations should definitly take over as doctor - maybe Estonia or another one known for doctors or being really smart? OP would like Canada to be trying to calm down his brother.
..somehow, despite all the chaos, the birth goes well.
Bonus: Reference to Oregon also having been premature, and one of the reasons America is panicking, since Oregon's birth was really difficult.
- CANADA/AMERICA, ENGLAND: WITH THE FOLLOWING QUOTE
The story can have any premise but it must contain the following quote.
Uk:You two are together? You're Gay?
America:Hey I blame Mattie for that one, and the weed... and come to think of it that unicorn was pretty hot too.
Notes
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I would love a GermanyXItaly sickfick, especially if Italy is sick (though the reverse is cute too.)
Why are there none of these already?
- CANADA/AMERICA: FAILED!RAPE
I'm going to hell in a ~handbasket~ for this. Tra-la-la-la-laaaaa!
Yes, we've seen it a million times now Gangbang-of-America-blahblahblah oooh how original of me...
Heres the catch: Matthew is the one who decides to punish Alfred, after listening to all the complaining and anger about the recession (Meybe he uses inspiration from the good ole' war of 1812 to warm up).
-However, Canada goes about the deed in his usual polite and loving manner, from using lube, to apologizing for shoving America down on the bed too hard. As a result Alfred(That slut), is having a helluva good time. Maybe have Matthew knock a lamp over out of desperation to look more menacing (HahaHAH! No light will ever shine here again!).
Try to make something along these lines work-
Alfred: Ohh Canada...god your soo-UghhYES!
Matthew: N-no! Your supposed to be horrified I've betrayed your trust and aaaamm-Viiiooolating...nghh youuuuur body!
Alfred: Oh sorry...ummm...Mattie, YOU MEANIE! Ooooh and you're such a brute...DEAR GOD DO YOU HAVE A HUGE BRUTE!!!
Bonus Points: Canada's ashamed of himself after they finish and cries. America (Being a hero and all), comforts him and lets his Northern neighbor try to punish him again by means of paddling.
MOAR Bonus Points: America has trouble sitting the next day, and the nations who observe this assume the worst.
~Geez Matt, your too nice and too French to ever make someone uncomfortable during sex.~
- SPAIN/ROMANO: "HOW DO TWO VERY RELIGIOUS COUNTRIES DEAL WITH BEING GAY?"
Its fun, and by fun I mean funny, that Romano and Spain, which from what I can remember are two very roman catholic countries, one being where the Vatican is and the other being famous for Spanish inquistion are like the poster child for gay in this community, right up there with Italy and Germany.
So how do these two very religious countries deal with being gay?
Is there angst? a relgious punishment?
- SPAIN/ROMANO, ARGENTINA: MAMA!ROMANO
So, for Argentina, Spain is his father and SouthItaly is his mother. But Romano is not happy about it. Please Anon... PLEAAAASEEEE :D
- FRANCE/SPAIN: AGAINST A WALL
France/Spain, outside against a wall
pic that inspired request, for reference:
http://www.mrfs.net/trips/2003/Spain/Aragon/alley_junction.jpg
- JAPAN, WORLD: MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME
Japan starts to suffer from Munchausen Syndrome in order to gain attention because he feels his isolation as an island nation neither fully accepted by the West or his Asian neighbors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
The carer who pays attention can be any Asian nation of your choice.Multi-fills encouraged.
- ANYONE/PRUSSIA: MPREG
Prussia mpreg.
Mainly cause he'd be SOOOOO pissed off.
Pairing up to author, but the more unusual the pairing, the better!
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: BAKING
Ok, so you know how in Germany's Maru Kaite Chikyuu there's that line where he says that his secret hobby is making cakes? I'd like to see Germany indulging in some baking in the privacy of his own home when N. Italy comes prancing in unannounced.
Since Germany's love of baking is a closely guarded secret (idk, maybe he thinks it's too sissy for a macho guy like him), Italy would be all surprised and Germany would be all embarrassed. But of course, Italy doesn't see anything wrong with Germany liking to bake and he'd join right in and help him. Maybe they swap cake-making secrets from their respective countries.
I think it would be cute if they feed the cake to each other at the end, but end it how you want, anon. I just want some cute and fluffy domestic stuff with Italy being bubbly and flirtatious and Germany being his sweet but awkward self.
Whoa,ReCaptcha! "bedlam first"? Is Italy just returning from England's asylum when he walks in on Germany?
- CANADA, OTHER: OVER-PROTECTIVE UNCLE
we've seen some pretty outrageous 'chastity belts' canada could have (a certain polar bear, a nuke happy family, etc) but I reckon that there's a reason why despite knowing otherwise so many people think canada is a perpetual winter wonderland. so? same reason why people, who think clearly, do not invade russia. enter General Winters. i'm sorry, its just.... doesn't he remind anyone of their over protective uncles?
- AMERICA/ENGLAND AND KIDS
So England and America are hanging out when they spot a group of kids playing some sport and decide to join in, on opposite teams of course. Maybe England is all serious business at first (he wants to impress America) and the kids, who are too young to keep up with him, complain that he's a ball hog (I think America would be amused by that).
Once he tones it down a few notches, England realizes how adorable America is playing with the kids. He's so busy mooning over America that his team ends up kind of getting their asses handed to them. Maybe once the game is over, America teases England for drooling over him the whole time they were playing or something. I don't know. Make me d'awww, anon!
"Nixon's expiring"? What's with the present tense, captcha?
- ENGLAND: HIS REACTION
Let's be literary for a moment, shall we? :)
Thomas More was Lord Chancelor for King Henry VIII during the time the king wanted to divorce from Cathrine of Aragon, leading to England's separation from the Roman Catholic Church. The Act of Supremacy was written which declared Henry VIII supreme head of the Church of England; More refused to sign this document and was beheaded.
What I want to see is Arthur's reaction to all of this, particularly during More's trial, where he was perjured against. Maybe they could be acquantances or such, since Lord Chancelor is pretty much a Prime Minister-like position.
Bonus: More's final statement in the trial scene of A Man for all Seasons is included. A line or two is fine.
- TURKEY/HUNGARY: FREAKY COCK
Turkey has a THIRTEEN INCH COCK and he gives Hungary the DEEPEST AND HARDEST DICKING in her entire life. Doing it in leapfrog position and filling up Hungary with a POOL OF CUM, of course, plus a VERY LOUD SCREAMING ORGASM.
- OTHER/PRUSSIA: RIDING OLD MAN FRITZ
Prussia 'riding' Old Man Fritz in his armchair. Preferably while still in his coat & hat.
- ANYONE/FRANCE: FRANCE'S FIRST TIME
Well, since we all know and love that pervert France, self proclaimed lover of the world, I was wondering, who was his first time with? It's been knawing at me for days; he had to learn it from someone, so who was the one that brought out that sex crazed beast!
The choice is up to anon!author, and some steamy action would be nice :]
- SWITZERLAND/ROMANO: UST AND SMUT THAT INVOLVES A GUN
In canon, Vash seems to be more friendlier to Romano - offering him cheese, which I thought was cute.
so I was hoping for some maybe UST between the two, especially when Vash mistakes Romano for Feliciano when he crosses Switzerland to go into Germany (or Spain up to anon) and Vash threatens him with a gun only to find it is Romano and is friendlier....
B!: there is smut involving thw gun somehow~
hope someone out ther likes the idea of this pairing too! ;;
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: SITTING IN BUSBY'S CHAIR
After getting angry at Alfred for some unknown reason, Arthur decides to curse Alfred. Thinking his curse didn't work, Arthur invites Alfred over to sit on Busby's chair. However, the curse actually did work and Alfred comes over all depressed and needs some "comforting" while accidentally busting in on occult!Arthur.
Bonus: Alfred tops with Arthur sitting in Busby's chair
ExtraBonus: Busby's chair explodes out of the sheer awesome that is sitting on it.
- PRUSSIA/ROMANO/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA/VENEZIANO, PRUSSIA/ROMANO: THE COULD BE THREESOME
I honestly ADORE Prussia x North Italy, but would love to see Romano getting involved as Gilbert would maybe find him cute too?
Maybe Prussia has a secret kink for twincest (thinkling the Italies are twins) and wants a threesome...
If anon can include Gilbert's crush on Feliciano, I will love you forever *A* <3
- VIETNAM, AMERICA: LEAVE HER COUNTRY ALONE
Has anyone ever seen Full Metal Panic? I'm sure you have, it's an excellent war film set in Vietnam.
But I'm not talking about the crazy drill sergeant who abuses poor Leonard Lawrence (AKA Gomer Pyle) to death. I'm talking about the second half of the movie, where the rest of the soldiers are getting absolutely murdered by this sniper that's up on a roof, and when one particularly daring soldier goes up inside this house... they find that the sniper, is in fact, a little girl.
To me, this translates as:
America = Badass soldier
Vietnam = Little girl who just wants her country to be left alone
:)
- SEYCHELLES/VENEZIANO: TEACHING HIM
Teaching him how to touch a girl which leads to eventual sexing. Gentle, slow and fluffy (maybe giggly?) sex
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: GHOSTS
I want a haunting AU with America and England, preferably with America as the ghost. Human names are the only thing that would make sense to me in this setting and I want it to be creepy!
Please anons? Please, please?? I want angst, I want creepiness, I want tragedy! ...Though a happy closure ending would be appreciated too. >>
- DENMARK/UKRAINE: GENTLE AND CARING SEX
Maybe Denny catches her giving the eye during a world meeting but she turns away blushing when he does?
He shows up at her room in the hotel, with a bottle of win as an ice breaker, later to chat.
A glass or two later the two are getting on really one well. He finds her adorable, she finds him charming and sweet.
Gentle, caring sex then follows.
(And if you can somehow fit in Denmark being all "nonono, the lady's pleasure comes before my own" and eating her out like a pro I'll love you forever and always <3)
- WORLD: JOKE PARTIES
Anon has just finished a fill in which there is much angst, and wants something silly. To this end, I want something about a Nation interacting with a joke party in their down time.
Preferred parties would be Canada and the Rhinocerous Party of Canada, Denmark and the Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements, UK and any one of his many joke parties, or America and the Straight Talking American Government (STAG) Party, but if you want to write something else feel free. More info for all those can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_parties
Bonus: Said Nation boasts about how awesome their joke party is afterwards.
I know you can make me giggle anons.
- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: MAPLE SYRUP
Americanon was eating pancakes the other day with a little novelty bottle of syrup from Cracker Barrel (shut up, I'm southern D:<) and I noticed that it said on the bottle that it was 55% maple syrup and 45% cane syrup. And I'm like, "Do we have any stronger stuff~?" and I started to look at a different package of syrup. And it's corn syrup. I look at another. It's corn syrup. Again and it's CORN SYRUP. Americans, our syrup is a LIE! DDD: (Go ahead, look at it. If it doesn't say something like "real maple syrup" on the front, it's probably corn syrup.)
tl;dr:
SO. I want to see Canada eating breakfast with America and he, somehow through magical Canadian powers (because I don't think there's that much of a difference between taste), is able to taste the blasphemy that is American "maple" syrup.
And insert crazy Canada, perhaps going as far as to drag America across the border to taste the real stuff and America getting hooked like WOAH.
The rest is up to anon. :) Though, I would love it if that maple syrup was used in other ways. Screw the pancakes; America can eat it off of Canada. >>
* SOUTH KOREA/PRUSSIA: THE ORIGINS OF AWESOME
Because Yong-soo says awesomeness originates from him.
And Gilbert will not let it slide.
Bonus 1: Korean Language kink.
Bonus 2: U-uniform kink.
Try not to make it cracky. Human or nation name is fine. Please, awesome anon!writers?
Oh gawd recaptcha: fragment Führer
- AMERICA/POLAND: BONDAGE
America/Poland, America wants to introduce Poland to bondage and - what he doesn't say him earlier - spanking.
The rest is entirely up to anons, but I'd like it to end with good porn ♥
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: EROTIC ASPHYXIATION
Pairing: America x England
Kink: Erotic Asphyxiation
- CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: THE 'HE DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE HE FLIRTS/IS NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE' CLICHE
So...I don't even know why I even BOTHER with the anon-ness because I am far too transparent, but here goes.
There are lots of fics out there with Canada being all angsty over the fact that France flirts with everyone, and Canada doesn't know what France would ever see in him, etc. etc.
THEREFORE, I would like to see FRANCE being all angsty thinking Canada loves someone else like America/England/Cuba, and thinking any semblance of affection or flirting Canada shows is just him being kind. Because, in general, Canada's a pretty nice guy to everyone.
This angst results in France distancing himself from Canada, and then Canada's like "What happened, France?! Why are you ignoring me like everyone else D:?"
Cue confession and subsequent sexy times.
It's cliched, yes, I know, but obvious!anon could use some fluff.
Bonus 1: If you can add in the other cliche of a rose bouquet
Bonus 2: The aforementioned sexy times occur in England's house
- SWEDEN, MEXICO: FOOTBALL/SOCCER
Sweden. Mexico.
A friendly football/soccer match.
- POLAND/HUNGARY: IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
This anon would love to read some sweet and delicate sex scene with those two.
I want it so hard becouse Hungary is similiar to Lithuania in some points and they are really historically correct together!
- HUNGARY, WORLD: WHO IS THE MANLIEST OF THE NATIONS?
Inspired by the lulzy/cracky writers of the "Canada has maple syrup for blood/2009 American Invasion of Canada" fills. As a happy reader of the series, I'll speak for the writer-anons there that it is not a cannibal story, though there is blood kink. I really hope they don't mind this.
One of the highlights of that series though is definitely Tony the alien, from his epic pink "Kiss the Carbon-based Provider of Sustenance Who's Bothering to Feed Your Sorry Pathetic Ass, Bitch" apron with knives in the pockets as he flips pancakes to encouraging America to invade Canada in order to film "twincest with American-Cowboy-on-Canadian-Mountie, bondage, and blood kinks" porn.
The author-anon of the newest story in the series reveals Hungary as a devoted member and admirer of Tony's porn site: "Close Encounters and Biological Relations of the Intimate Kind."
The situation:
Tony puts a contest on his website. Members must submit who they think is the "manliest" out of all the nations. Whoever gives the best answer will have their wish come true - Tony will arrange for that "manry of manry" to have sex with America for that winner, according to the winner's personal tastes.
Hungary jumps on this, determined to win.
Author-anons! Who will prove to Hungary that he (or she?) is the manliest of nations?! How will they do it? Make it lulzy and hot!
Bonus 1: International relations go down the tube because of this.
Bonus 2: Shirt ripping and stripping.
BONUS 3: In the end, Hungary herself wins.
- FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: SHE'S A COCKTEASE
Anon here was working out at the gym when this idea wormed its way into her head. Anon would love to see the nations at a bar after a world conference, just drinking, and goofing off. France, instead of bad touching the nations, as par usual, is watching his dear Seychelles be a total cocktease. He gets mad/turned on, and ends up taking her to his hotel room for some sexytiems.
Bonus: If Seychelles is doing this to purposefully piss France off
please anons? ;A;
- AMERICA/VENEZIANO: DOGGY TRAITS
Ahh after a recent influx of fanart from pixiv and a certain fill, I just had to ask
Dog!America/Puppytalia
I just mean the whole dog ears and tail thing, not actual dogs
It seems people like to draw both with dog ears and tails due to their hyperactivity and personalities (and it's canon for Italy)
So both Italy and America discovering that they both have those doggy traits (how is up to anon) and they bond over that and end up becoming mates.
Ahh I don't know how else to explain it, it'd just be real adorable to seem them play around together.
A-and because it'd be cute if America got all snippy and defensive over what's his, like dogs do.
- ENGLAND, AMERICA, CANADA: GENDERCONFUSED!CANADA
England and Colonial!America dressing Canada as a girl because England always wanted a daughter and America wants a sister.
Bonus for Genderconfused!Canada
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: PREMATURE EJACULATION
Gauken Hetalia au- When England first arrives at the school, France puts a collar on his neck. I'd like France using England for sex and taking his virginity in the most humiliating way possible. I'd like England to have a crush on his older classmate and be desperate to please him, but really shy and fumbling and confused about what to do. And France should tease England until he comes in his pants, and then make fun of him.
- ROMANO, SPAIN, VENEZIANO: ROMANO DISAPPEARS
My request is not simple: Romano dissapears, only to be found a month later , showing signs of sexual, physical and psycological abuse. This anon wants a really violent, bloody fic, with Conquistador!Spain and Mafia!Feliciano finding out who did it and...taking care of them.
Bonus: Romano can't talk, because his throat is so raw from screaming it continuously bleeds and they had to put a machine to drain the blood, so he didn't drown in it.
Bonus²:The culprit is Ludwig.
Bonus-that-has-my-soul-and-firstborn-as-bonuses-to-it: Romano's mind was so traumatized that the first time he saw his brother and Spain after he was found, he couldn't recognize them.
I'M CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOUSE IN HELL~SUGGESTIONS?
- AMERICA, CANADA, JAPAN: THAT DANCE
aliens are attacking and somehow japan has convinced america that the only way to save earth is for america and canada to do /that/ dance. canada is not amused and locks himself up on one of the islands in nunavut. bonus if canada convinces america that he should go make a wish to a dragon instead.
- WORLD, AMERICA: BASKETBALL PORN
http://i32.tinypic.com/dylnxl.jpg
I want the other nations reactions to this picture of HOT AMERICAN BEEF.
Basketball porn FTW?
Bonus: If you incorporate oblivious!america being felt up or perved on and England comes to protect his virtue but then when he gets america alone...
BAD TOUCH BEAR!
- SPAIN/AMERICA: MPREG
Okay, so Puerto Rico is currently a US commonwealth, with the option of becoming independent, remaining as they are, or becoming a full-fledged state. OP requests an AU future fill where Puerto Rico votes to become a state… meaning Al is pregnant again!
Really, Puerto Rico is independent enough/established enough to have its own -tan already, but for the purposes of this fill, let’s just assume it doesn’t. (Hopefully this won’t offend any Puerto Ricans out there; it’s just for a kink meme fill!)
OP kinda prefers Spain as the father, since Puerto Rico was a Spanish colony way back when (maybe Al showing off his new Spanish fluency makes Antonio incredibly horny?), but if anons have a better idea, go ahead and suggest it! Al’s last baby (Hawaii) was way back in the 1950s, so OP would love to see how he deals with having another one after so long, and in modern times at that. Would also love to see the reactions of the other world nations!
- AMERICA, CANADA: FATAL FRAME 2 CROSSOVER
Anon wants to see a Fatal Frame 2/hetalia crossover with US and Canada as the twins, who takes the role of Mio and Mayu is up to the filler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czbIFtje3o (to anyone who does not know the game)
I'm just curious if someone would actually fill this :D
- CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD, AMERICA: TALK ABOUT ANTICLIMACTIC
So Canada finally gets a date/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/partner. Whatever you want to call it. The world collectively holds their breath and builds fallout shelters. However, rather then throwing a fit, locking Canada up in an attic, and trying to kill someone... America does a sunny "Oh, cool, that's great, you're happy, right?, oh hey, {persona}, you two have fun" routine. Surprisingly nice and mature.
However however, Canada was sort of hoping for the explosion!protectiveness 'GET AWAY FROM HIM :E' crazy and was almost even looking forward to it.
I dunno, just been a picture in my head. Anon likes almost any Canada (or America, for that matter, or the two together) pairing out there, so go as you will.
$674,200,267 sparked, wtf
- NETHERLANDS/CANADA: SMUT
This pairing needs to get more love. I'd like to see some good ol', smut, no plot required, unless one strikes you. Other than a male Netherlands, everything else is up to anons.
Though, Netherlands topping would be awful nice….
- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE'S A DOG
Anon wants a crack fic where either Alfred or Arthur is turned into a puppy and the other has to take care of him! I'm thinking Artie would be a terrier or some sort, and Alfred would be a golden retriver... Up to you! Anon is easily satisfied!
BONUS: if Arthur is a Yorkshire terrier!!
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: RAIN AND SMUT
I practically keep Arthur's song Pub and GO! on repeat since I got it but something hit me.
At the start he says (in short form)'it's always rainy
but I don't use an umbrella but I'm a British Gentleman',right?
USUK or UKUS in the rain!No umbrella's or jackets. just lots of skin and lots of smut, of course!Write,anons,write!
I love when UK tops,btw |D
* ROMANO, VENEZIANO: OVERPROTECTIVE!LITTLE!ROMANO
Yo! I love the Italian brothers! And after reading that fill with the overprotective!Lovino. Can I get some more?
'Cept, it's when they were kids. Just after their Grandpa left. And the Italies are basically still learning to walk on their own.
I want me some brother-bonding! Cross that line, and that's fine by me too!
Make it fluffy, I'll get toothaches. And/or diabetes. Your pick!
* SPAIN/ROMANO, WORLD: THE TSUDERE - THE SPECIES
This anon would like to see a documentary-style narrative about a tsundere character covering but not limited to childhood, mating, packs, hunting, etc.
Anon would love you forever if the tsundere character in question is Romano and Spain/Romano is involved somehow.
Bonus: The tsundere character punches the narrator (America, Prussia or someone else who likes to make fun of people) in the end.
- AMERICA, HAWAII: PREMATURE BIRTH
So, um, an earlier request for Puerto Rico had a comment that got me thinking...
Alaska was born Jan. 3, 1959. Hawaii was born Aug. 21, 1959. So, not allowing for magically quick gestation, that means Hawaii was a premie! The combination of the two has led to this sort of complicated request:
America becomes pregnant with Hawaii shortly after giving birth to Alaska. (What? He probably wasn't getting any for a good 9 months!) The father can be Japan if author anon wishes - OP doesn't mind! Anyways, so America is pregnant with Hawaii but the expected birth day is still at least a couple of months away, so he decides to attend the latest world meeting anyways. However, at the meeting, he suddenly goes into labor!
OP would like it if he passes the first few labor pains off as something he ate, or the baby kicking. Then his water breaks all of a sudden, and he panics. (Like, he gets up to give a speech, starts, and ends up freezing at the podium going 'oh shiiiiiit'. Or something.) America and the father should be panicking because the baby's not due yet, while the other nations should be divided between those who are panicking, and those trying to take charge and control the situation. One of the nations should definitly take over as doctor - maybe Estonia or another one known for doctors or being really smart? OP would like Canada to be trying to calm down his brother.
..somehow, despite all the chaos, the birth goes well.
Bonus: Reference to Oregon also having been premature, and one of the reasons America is panicking, since Oregon's birth was really difficult.
- CANADA/AMERICA, ENGLAND: WITH THE FOLLOWING QUOTE
The story can have any premise but it must contain the following quote.
Uk:You two are together? You're Gay?
America:Hey I blame Mattie for that one, and the weed... and come to think of it that unicorn was pretty hot too.
Notes
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