Sunday, 2nd August, 2009 --- (PART 1)
- GERMANY/ENGLAND: CLAWING AT HIS FACE
*cough* Germany recaptures England after he escapes from the Italy bros. Can be as kinky as you want with bondage added. Or as serious as you want.
Bonus if England resorts to clawing at Germany's face.
- DENMARK/DENMARK: SPLIT IN TWO
Denmark/Denmark please?
One day his temper gets the better of him/he accidentally creeps out Norway with some "together forever" nonsense and once realizing what has happened he summons the help of Britannia Angel to rid him of his rage and "yandere" side.
The problem? Britannia Angel fails as usual and splits Denmark into two;
Happy go lucky Denmark and Yandere Denmark.
Rough sex with the yandere one topping is what I'm looking for, anon.
B: The two actually start slowly falling in love.
* CANADA/LATVIA: STORMY, RAINY NIGHT
CanadaxLatvia
Stormy, rainy night. Either Canada or Latvia is looking out a window, and the other walks in. Small amount of angst is alright, but not a huge amount please. Human names would be preferred, but completely up to anon's preference. Apart from that, the rest is completely up to anon.
....please? D:
- GERMANIA/ROME: FEM!ROME
Germania/Fem! Rome
Genswitch being the kink, give me some cracky-fluffy humour
- AMERICA/BELARUS, RUSSIA: THE CAUSE OF THE COLD WAR
America/Belarus
They have a quickie during a meeting break. Russia walks in on them and he is faced with the explicit scene of their genitals still 'connected'.
That's how the Cold War started.
- LITHUANIA/AMERICA: WITH A SIDE OF BDSM
Unrepentant smut! America asks Lithuania to top him. Starts out awkward but ends mutually satisfactorily. Bonus - BDSM-type stuff is always good, heavy or less so.
- THAILAND/BULGARIA: ANY KINK
Thailand/Bulgaria, any kink is fine.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: RUSSIA'S THE HERO!
So, I’m sure most people here would agree that Russia is often used as the rape truckconvenient villain in many a fill. Well, this anon would like to see Russia playing the role of hero for once!
So, because Russia/America is my OTP, I’d like to see a fill in which Russia must be America’s savior. I’m open to any situations, so long as Russia saves the day and his damsel in distress.
Bonus 1: This anon has a particular fondness for fantasy/magic plots when it comes to this sort of thing, with an evil magic user and a hero under a curse having to save their princess from their evil clutches. So, while I wouldn’t object to other plots being used, I’ll give you my first born if this type is done, especially if England is Russia’s opposition, or if you can blow me away and somehow make Canada the villain, just cuz that’s an ultra-rare sight.
Bonus 2: Russia comforting America over, well, anything really. I just wanna see him being awkwardly gentle and unsure of what he should do.
- CHINA/TAIWAN: AFTER THE WEDDING
China/Taiwan
Wedding. Consummating the marriage
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: BRITANNIA ANGEL'S COUNTERPART IS...
Since England can turn into Britannia Angel, who is his Devil counterpart? Enter JerseyDevil!America.
Annon wants something with a love affair war between the Light and the Darkness and two Nations, not fully aware of their mystical counterparts, are trapped in the middle.
Bonus if Britannia Angel first meets Jersey Devil during America's colonial days. Because everyone wants to see evil!little!America y/y?
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: FEM!AMERICA PREG-STORY~
Kind anons, please consider my request for a UK/Fem!US preg-story!! After reading so many mpreg and Fem!US kinks I somehow blend my love for the two in one.
Story is entire up to anon (whether it includes smut or not). This anon will praise anon if this request is taken!
Here's a picture drawn by me to (hopefully) inspire you!
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Thank you!
* CANADA, AMERICA: ENTER PROTECTIVE!CANADA
This anon has a huge soft spot for younger brothers being jealouslyadorably protective of their older sisters.
Sooo, protective!younger-brother/twin!Canada jealously attempting to keep his beloved, but tragically naïve and over-zealous older-sister!Fem!America from potential suitors/current boyfriends, all Canadian-style subtle. Or, much like when he’s pumped for hockey, if it so suits you.
Bonus: Brother-sister bonding time, because I don’t think I’ve ever read something in which only America is genderbent, and I think Canada would make an adorable brother to a Female America. Extra points if it involves her asking his opinion on clothing, and he tries to…gently tell her she’s showing too much skin XD
- ENGLAND, AMERICA: BOOB ENVY
Anything involving Igiko and Femerica (either as a couple or close friends), with Igiko having envy of Femerica’s larger breasts.
- FINLAND: MONTY PYTHON CROSSOVER
I dont know if this has ever been requested, but I want Finland to find the Monty Python song "Finland" (either version). How does he react to it? England should be there as well and bonus points for all the Nordics seeing it and their reactions. Good luck
- NORWAY, DENMARK: TENTACLE RAPE
Norway getting tentacle raped.
B: It happens when he's with someone and the other person is held down and forced to watch. Preferable Denmark
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/LITHUANIA: DUB-CON, BONDAGE AND DIRTY TALK
Russia/US dub-con, bondage, dirty talk, make it kinky. Bonus points if there is some double penetration (perhaps a less (or more) willing Liet)
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND, RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: AFTER A WAR
I’ve seen plenty of fills and fics in which nation-tans relationships end or are destroyed by wars or other foreign disagreements between their countries.
Well, now I want to see something where the nations continue to see each other despite this, disapproving bosses, public or ally!nations be damned. Multiple fills encouraged, because there are many options.~
Bonus: Either Poland and Lithuania in regard to the Polish-Lithuanian War, or Russia and America involving the Cold War, just because these are usually seen as the time where these couples completely hated each other, and I’d like to see a twist on them.
- VENEZIANO/ROMANO: HE PINES AND TOPS
Anon here has read quite a few fics where Lovino has been pining for his younger brother and more where he tops him. Let's reverse that shall we? My request is for Feliciano to be in love with his older brother and doesn't think Lovino loves him in the same way and how he deals with it. The story can be smutty, angsty, or funny, anon isn't picky. But if sexytimes ensue, Feliciano TOPS. Please.
Bonus: Spain helps Feliciano
Bonus 2: Lovino is clueless
- AMERICA/CANADA
....in which they go to a hockey game and Canada is aggressive and competitive, and America is extremely turned on by this.
Bonus points if America tackles Canada and nearly molests him in public.
Double bonus points if they go to a football-or-baseball game later on, and there is the same effect, only switched. |D
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO: ITALY NO MORE
Dark Future AU: After tensions rise between them and in their people, the Italy brothers are split apart when they get dissolved and reborn into two independent states: "Padania" (formerly Veneziano/North) and "Ausonia" (formerly Romano/South).
Now manipulated by their people to loathe each other, and devoid of their memories of who they really were in the past (only having been fed the negative), the two are at war with each other. What will it take for them to remember their lives before, and will it be too late?
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: WITH FEM!AMERICA
Anon has had this idea rolling around their head for a while and was extremely happy to see the six part was now open. Anon will love writer!anon forever if they do this.
Russia/Fem!America
The kink?
Fem!America tops the hell out of him.
- ANYONE, WORLD: UTTER BETRAYAL
Any countries. Bonus for the traitor himself being betrayed. Bonus bonus for supreme angst.
Pretty please?
- WORLD: TAKING BACK THEIR REALM
for some reason demons have invaded the human realm. modern weapons do not work on them, not unless they have been charged with magic of some sort (or blessed) so the older sorts are brought back (swords, axes, etc).
I would love to see some fights between the nations and the demons. Especially Gilbert, I can just see him wailing on the demons with some sword he takes out of storage...and Arthur with having to use Excalibur. Huh...actually it would be very interesting to see what nations would use what.
- ANYONE, CANADA/AMERICA: THE MERITS OF TWINCEST
In which nations of anon’s choosing decide that, really, Canada and America should be sleeping together, because twincest is hot and, as the resident twin-nations, they should feel obligated to fulfill such duties for the enjoyment of their peers. So, attempts to get the twins together and in each other’s pants ensue. Success is optional, but very appreciated.
Bonus: On the off-hand chance sexytiems does occur…I support the geographical canon that is Seme!Canada and Uke!America.
* AMERICA: THE STATES' OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES
States-tans opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other. (former colonizers)
Meaning the states were found like countries were found.
It can be about anything, as light or dark as anon wants.
Multiple fills would be encouraged.
Optional Bonus: some of the states have a deep love for their current father, take that as you will.
Bonus: if on the topic of appearance, make state-tan's looks based on population. Meaning states like California, New York, Florida and etc. would be mixed.
- RUSSIA, UKRAINE, BELARUS, FRANCE, SPAIN, PRUSSIA, AMERICA, CANADA, CUBA, ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA, HONG KONG: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT CROSSOVER
So... Anon wants crossover whit "The Blair Witch Project" movie.
"Three young nations who hike into the Black Hills of Burkittsville, Maryland to film a documentary about a local legend known as the Blair Witch, and subsequently go missing."
Anon would like any of the following trios:
1) Russia, Ukraine, Belarus
2) France, Spain, Prussia
3) America, Canada, Cuba
4) England, Australia, Honk Kong
Either use one or use all and make them compete...
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: NO ONE TOUCHES WHAT IS RUSSIA'S
Especially America.
This anon would love a fill in which Possessive!Russia, in true jealous, mentally unstable fashion, locks America away somewhere where only he can reach him (to keep him safe from all the other nations out there, who only want to hurt him, steal him, take Russia’s America away…). America is unpleased, but unable to escape. Whether he is “rescued,” eventually grows subdued from so long of being imprisoned or something else is entirely up to writernon.
Bonus 1: Possessive!Sex involving heavy reverence of America’s body, and constant repetition of the phrase “You’re mine” or things of a similar vein. Orgasm denial until America verbally agrees.
Bonus 2: Russia is not violent to America, though he may show violence to others he feel are trying to take America away from him. Remember: he’s doing this to keep his precious America safe.
Bonus 3: Frightfully doting Russia giving America baths, feeding him, petting his hair till he falls asleep…all with that creepy smile…
- ENGLAND/VENEZIANO: ANGEL INTERACTION
I feel rightfully allowed to ask for Britannia Angel/Angel Italy interaction.
Be it smutty (topping england, if you please), just crack, buddy bonding, angel powers/angel transformation showing off to each other, trying to beat the other in helping other nations (and failing at it, or being non successful, etc), just anything, as long as it's their interaction.
thank you!
- GERMANIA/MAMA!GREECE OR GERMANIA/MAMA!EGYPT
Like hell he's gonna let Rome have all the fun ;)
* WORLD: PAINTBALL CHALLENGE
america decides that the nations need to do some bonding so he makes them all (using blackmail mostly) play paintball. i want some unexpected, but really shouldn't be, results (finland taking out almost half of the others, canada making some very impressive snipes, the italies doing outrageous feats of fast shooting, etc). how about it people? do you think these games will lead to better international relations?
- ENGLAND/AMERICA OR CANADA/AMERICA OR JAPAN/AMERICA: MASTERBATING
I want some solo smut!
Arthur, or Kiku, or Matt (emphasizing on the 'OR's) masturbating hard core to thoughts of Alfred.
Edging, and in depth fantasy with trash talk for the bonus.
Anything additional to enhance kink is perfectly welcomed. ;D I'm not picky.
<3
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: CELLOPHANE
Inspired from the scene in Fried Green Tomatoes; Sweden comes home to find Finland wrapped in cellophane, waiting for him.
- WORLD: A WHODUNIT MURDER MYSTERY
Exactly as the title implies. Characters of anon’s choice come together (for an inheritance reading in an old mansion, maybe?~) and someone ends up dead. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone, and someone must crack the clues. <3
Bonus: If you include the North American twins in the cast, you get AWESOME points, because I can never have me enough of those two being brotherly (even if one of them ends up dead, and the other’s looking for the killer, I just…like the twins, and love their bond~)
ALT: If you want this with a twist, I’d also love to see the events take place on a train, because that sounds exciting.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: CUFFS
Germany goes to rescue Italy from [insert captor here] and is incredibly turned on by the sight of him prostrate in cuffs.
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY: SHOTA!GERMANY
For reasons author anon will certainly know, Germany turns shota (or teenage-- just obviously younger than Italy), and Italy becomes seme.
Bonus: if written as long-fic at some point, shota Germany tops.
- AMERICA, VENEZIANO: BFFS
I like the idea of these two being omgBFFs.
I would love to see these two annoying the hell out of their easily annoyed 'significant' others as a duo. (Preferring England for US, and Germany for Ita)
But comfort, silliness, crack, or hanging out is awesome too.
Just nothing beyond the realm of friendship, though. :)
* ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: ENGLAND SCREWS UP
In many a US/UK/US, America is portrayed as the oblivious idiot who says something stupid and messes up big time, who must then apologize/grovel/make things up with the always-right, knows-best England.
For once, I would like to see England say something particularly stupid, mess things up between he and America, and have to correct his mistake. After all, England insults America just as much as America does him (if not more), and I can easily see England going overboard and just taking America’s amiable/oblivious nature for granted and unintentionally really hurting him.
Bonus: Protective!Canada and Mexico telling England off North American Fortress style X3
- GREECE/LIECHTENSTEIN, ANYONE!OLD/LIECHTENSTEIN: EXTREME LOLITA
Liechtenstein being fucked by anybody. How about Greece? He's pretty old.
- AMERICA, CANADA, ENGLAND/FRANCE/ENGLAND, WORLD: HE SCREWS UP. AGAIN.
I would like a fill of Englands magic going a bit awry and zapping at least Three other countries and himself to alternate dimensions where they meet up with other versions of themselves. Think a bit like sliders. Perferred group would be America, canada and France but I don't really care. Pairings are optional though if you manage to slip in fem!uk and Fem!France making out with the group watching I will love you long time.
((first time requesting. Hope I did this right!))
- FRANCE/GERMANY: TORTURE
Once upon a time I made a request that was never filled. Perhaps now is the time to ask again?
I can't find the quote anymore, but at the time I was reading a book in which someone said that as a child growing up in France, he remembered a German plane being shot down and the screams of the pilot being tortured.
Bonus - Gunplay
Bonus Bonus - Schizo France (From what I've learned, France was of two minds about joining the Nazis, and it split the country up. The group in the above request was part of the group that stayed behind rather than fleeing to England, and hindered the Germans wherever possible, by the way.)
* AUSTRIA/ANYONE/AUSTRIA: MUSICAL BLOWJOBS
Austria hums Mozart when he's horny...and when he gives blowjobs.
No France, Russia, or North Italy, otherwise pairing up to author.
* AMERICA: CLINTON SCANDAL
Something about Alfred during/after the whole Clinton scandal, Monigate thing. Horribly Embarassed!America? Nations teasing him? Nations hitting on him?! England yelling at him? ROLL WITH IT ANONS!
- WORLD: HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO CROSSOVER
This late-to-the-game!anon has recently started watching Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, and, rather than become obsessed with the series and its characters, she has instead managed to mix together her love for the plot...with her obsession with Hetalia.
So, Higurashi-esque plot with Hetalia characters, please. This does not mean I want characters to represent those of the anime, though, nor is it a request for a carbon-copy plot. Basically just the scenario of an unknowing nation-tan of anon's choice moving into a town and making friends with a group of people who are adorable, psycho killers. <3
My prefered killers:
Canada + hockey stick
America + brute strength/gun (or something else fitting)
North Italy + hand scythe
Poland + ???
I don't care if others are included, or some killers are changed...but I really want the twins to be killers in this, maybe even working together...or killing for each other's sakes? X3
Pairings optional Though Canada/America sounds more and more appropriate for this~
- MAMA!GREECE/MAMA!EGYPT: STEAMY SEX
Alright, so anon knows that these two are pretty much just OCs. But does she ever ship it.
Can we get some hot femslash smut, with Mama Greece and Mama Egypt? Scenario is entirely up to anon, as long as it ends in steamy sex.
If you want to throw in some Rome and/or Germania somewhere around the end of the sex (possibly joining in?) anon would love you, but you don't have to. She'll love you anyway.
Ohh - just a note. Anon would prefer if you didn't actually call them "Mama Greece" and "Mama Egypt" in the fill, but what you do call them is up to you --
- AMERICA, CANADA: HERO TWINS
I would like to have some precolonial America/Canada fluff please :D I would like it to be based off the Native stories of hero twins. Thank you
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TEASING, BEGGING, BONDAGE, SEX TOYS
I'M GOING TO BE PUNCHED FOR THIS.
but.
US/UK; that order. Dominant & Submissive. (lol someone kick me)
Anon can make it as violent as it's supposed to be, or not as violent if you don't think you can do it. Just. make it hot, OTL. ;A;'''
I just want some totally dominant!America and totally submissive!England because I'm a horrible, horrible fag like that. :DD And America teasing England and playing around with him.
1: Teasing eventually = Begging from England.
2: Bondage. Make it as heavy as you want. Or light, Anon's pick.
3: Sex toys. unf.
... -hides under a rock-
Though, if you make it serious and like, real ds violence or whatever, I'd like some (but optional) of America apologizing and maybe some after fluff.
for the lol: They were just roleplaying.
- DENMARK/VENEZIANO: HE SPOTS THE HAIRCURL
Yeah, you read that right.
Denmark one day decides to drop in on his baby brother Germany to harass see how he is and bumps into Italy while he's there.
After chatting for a while he finally spots his haircurl and Denmark gets all "...Hey! Hey! Norway has one of these things too, I wonder if it's the same! *yank*"
It goes from there. Whether they have sex or not is up to anon but bonus points if Germany walks in on them doing something and they both ask him to join in.
- NORWAY: HE LOSES HIS AHOGE
So...you know how Norway's ahoge just kinda...hovers near his head, but isn't attached or anything?
Well...~
One day, Norway wakes up to find his ahoge missing, and comes to the conclusion that it was stolen.
Norway's quest to be reunited with his haircurl, please XD Frantic searches, questioning suspects, whatever floats writernon's boat, so long as I get my lolz.
Bonus: This sorta thing often ends with an "Oh damn, it fell underneath my bed!" or something equally anticlimatic. If it really /was/ stolen by someone...I'll give you my soul.
- CANADA/AUSTRALIA/AMERICA: AHOGES
The North American Twins accidentally find out that both of Australia's ahoges are erogenous zones.
Bonus if while he's being "touched", Australia tries to get back at them by grabbing Canada's curl and America's Nantucket at the same time.
- GERMANY/ROMANO: ACCIDENTAL INVITATION
South Italy finally forces himself to send Spain an invitation to dinner, but Germany is accidentally invited instead. Crack insures. It can end in smut if the writer wants, but it is not required.
- AMERICA/POLAND/LITHUANIA: CONFRONTATION AFTER A WORLD MEETING
Yes, you read that right. I want to see Poland having a thing for America's fire-fighter like build (I don't know why that man is worried about being fat >>) and confronting him about after a world meeting.
It turns out America likes him too and basically one thing leads to another which leads to America screwing him on the meeting table.
Bonus 1: Poland is in drag the whole time.
Bonus 2: Lithuania walks in, but ends up joining them.
- RUSSIA/FRANCE/RUSSIA, BELARUS/EVERYONE: THEY SWITCH PERSONALITIES
This anon is in the mood for some France/Russia but with a twist.
France and Belarus somehow end up switching personalities for a day.
As in they're still the same people with the same memories but France all yandere and obsessively in love with Russia and only Russia, while Belarus proceeds to flirt with everything and everyone else. The other nations don't suspect a thing so at first, Russia takes France's strange behavior as another sexual advance while the other nations are just confused as fuck with Belarus' behavior.
And it isn't until Russia is in bed with France that he realizes what's going on...
Bonus if Belarus is more successful at flirting/seducing other nations just for the fact that she can flash her nice body them.
More bonus for France saying "Let's get MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED, etc." in French and Belarus trying to sweet-talk other nations in Russian/Belarussian.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POSING AS A MAID
America/England - America finds he can turn himself into a girl or the Britannia Angel does it for him, and messes with England by posing as his maid.
Crack!idea is crack!
Take it as you will, anon!
recaptcha: nonaccident!smashes are nonaccident. what.
- JAPAN/GREECE, JAPAN/ENGLAND: HYPNOTISM
So, I vaguely remember learning a while back that the hypnotism kink is rather popular in Japan, to the point of individual words for how the kink is applied....therefore.
Japan/Greece + England. After the 'private session' with Greece, Japan can't resist the other male and hypnotises him into becoming his sex-on-tap. However, he finds himself dissatisfied with a purely sexual relationship and sets his sights on England, having the fellow island nation fall for him. This leads to some confusion for America when Arthur keeps cancelling their dates to see Kiku.
...Overly specific actually..........
- WORLD: THE OLYMPIC GAMES
I would love to see a crack!fic,with the nations having something as big as Olympics or just playing team-building games.
No preference on the playing countries or on the games.Just try to make as funny as you can,anon!
- AUSTRIA IN A WHEELCHAIR
Austria in a wheelchair, inspired by some notes translated in this thread: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/2760637.html#cutid1 (Sorry if this has already been requested. I looked back through previous parts and did not see it.) :)
- RUSSIA, AMERICA, CHINA, ENGLAND, FRANCE: AS MAIDS
Based on this picture: http://i28.tinypic.com/2rpdume.png
In an AU where the Axis Powers win WW2, they force the Allied Powers to become their maids but end up being more trouble than they're worth. (i.e. France sexually harassing the other maids while on duty, or redesigning the Axis' houses and making it way too flashy, America being too lazy to work, everyone being too intimidated by Russia to order him around, etc.)
Make it funny, anons!
- CANADA/UKRAINE: WHAT ABOUT KIEV?
Umm... predictable anon is very predictable?
Canada/Ukraine fluff, please. Set in Ukraine. Sex is welcome but not needed. Otherwise, go crazy~!
- ROMANO/SPAIN, ENGLAND/AMERICA, ANYONE/ANYONE: HOSPITAL SEX
This Anon wants Hospital sex!
A nurse having to wait on on a controlling, unruly patient, ultimately leading to sex. It can take place in the hospital bed, a supply closet, a Doctor's office, or whatever else you can come up with.
Any pairing goes, but Romano/Spain or England/America is whole-heartedly prefered.
* ENGLAND/AMERICA: MPREG
Mpreg!America. England as the father of course. Up to you on the time period, just want to see some love between the two. Doesn't matter which trimester you start in, and if you want to include the crazed sex-drivenness during pregnancy, hell, go on ahead.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: PRINCESS AND THE TURTLE
Princess Lovi is minding his own business when he encounters a turtle by the shore. The turtle tells him that he was once Prince Antonio, the missing noble from the neighboring kingdom. A spell was placed on him by an envious, evil sorcerer, turning him into a turtle, the only remedy for which is being True Love's Kiss, something he has been swimming the oceans searching for. Upon first sight, he knows that Princess Lovi is the one he has been waiting for!
However, Princess Lovi does not want.
Please make it happen anon. I've had such a shitty day, and this fill would really cheer up this OP anon ;;
- POLAND/AUSTRIA: CHOPIN
Soon after the death of Frederic Francois Chopin, Austria and Poland end up running into each other. It looks Austria's taking it a lot worse then Poland had expected, and even Poland can't pretend that he doesn't care. Somehow, they find a connection to each other through loss.
This can lead anywhere the anon wishes! Thank you very much!
* FRANCE, SPAIN, PRUSSIA: MUSKETEER/S
Annon wants something with Musketeer!France.
Bonus if the Bad Friends Trio end up as the Three Musketeers and lead around a clueless mortal d'Artagnan.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: HIPHOP VS CHAV(?)
So. Anon wants to see America going for drinks with England and actually getting drunk (instead of just England getting drunk and complaining) and they both end up in an argument.
But the thing is, when America gets drunk his ebonics!side comes out. Cue England not knowing wtf he's saying and brings out his own (chav?) slang.
And I would love writer!anon forever if America starts bringing out "Yo mama!" jokes. (Do they have those in Britain? ><)
Go go go! :)
- HUNGARY: BESTIALITY
While Germany goes on a vacation (or something), Hungary somehow ends up house/dog sitting for him. Horny and alone except for the dogs, Hungary decides to experiment a little. Graphic bestiality with one or more of the dogs. Would prefer a semi-large dog, like a Rottweiler or a German Shepherd.
Bonus points for her loving it and going back for more.
Double bonus points if she gets the idea/horny from watching two of the (male?) dogs hump/mate with one another.
* TAIWAN, JAPAN, CHINA, WORLD: UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY
Don't ask me, why I came up with that... honestly I just wish reading some crack, just lighting things up you know.
I have an idea.
What about Taiwan was having a party with her friends last night, (Nope China was not invited for the party) and Taiwan ends up having sex with someone! Yes she has to be drunk during sex and not remember anything, until OPS she got pregnant! And who is the father? And how would the rest of *Asian family* and other nation-tans react?
-Bonus! Japan MUST NOT be the father, but being accused first about it lol. >D
- NORWAY: TRICKS PEOPLE ON PURPOSE
Since some fans themselves had to ask Hidekaz about his gender I want fic where Norway purposely tricks people into thinking that he was female.
Norway dressing up very convincingly in drag and seducing men at bars because they think that he's a woman.
Make it cracky, make it sexy, throw in some other nations as the ones he's seducing, I don't care! I'm just asking for Norway being an extremely delicious trap.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: SPORTS KINK
US/UK Sports Kink.
Two men getting hot and sweaty on the court, and before long taking hot and sweaty to a whole new level.
Bonus points if it's an obscure, unheard of sport.
- FRANCE/SPAIN/PRUSSIA/AMERICA: TEACHING ALFRED
France, Spain, and Prussia all helped out America during his revolution. I would be awesome if America was still a virgin -much to the Trios surprise- and as such, they believe it is their responsibility to "teach" Alfred~
Whether or not they each try their hand at getting America into their beds or they decide to seduce America together is up to the anon.
It can be funny or angsty or anything~ Just please, have to see this done :3
- PRUSSIA/SWITZERLAND: SNARK GUNSHOT KISS
A certain multichapter fanfic has got me interested in Prussia and Switzerland as a pairing, but there doesn't seem to be much fic for them out there.
So I'd like to see anything with Prussia/Switzerland, preferably fluffy and/or smutty in that Slap Slap Kiss (or more accurately, Snark Gunshot Kiss) way.
- GERMANY/HUNGARY: MISTAKEN IDENTITY
Somehow Hungary mistakes Germany for Prussia...not like Germany objects.
- SOUTH KOREA/VIETNAM: COMFORT
Vietnam and Korea (who actually did participate a good deal in the Vietnam War) discuss their similar situations. Which somehow leads into Korea comforting her. Serious+Gentle!Korea with Sad+NeedComfort!Vietnam. Ummm, it'd be great if there was comfort sex? 8>;
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA, AUSTRIA VS THE WASPS' NEST
Since this just happened:
Germany & Prussia: Wasps built a nest on the side of their house, getting Gilbert stung. Insert Ludwig and Gilbert epic removal of said nest.
Keep it cracky! : D
Bonus: Austria gets it down!
* BELARUS/RUSSIA, AUSTRIA/HUNGARY, FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: PEGGING
Belarus/Russia or Austria/Hungary. Kink: Pegging
I wouldn't turn my nose up at France/Seychelles either ;D
Bonus: Use of other sex toys beyond the obvious would be awesome.
- CANADA/LITHUANIA/CANADA: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
Anon has consulted with several other anons over what would be the most fluffiest, sugar-coated pairing in Hetalia that's crack. And, the decided victor is:
Canada x Lithuania
Or vice-versa...
Anon prefers fluffy fluff fluff since that is what the pairing is aiming for.
(Ps: Anon doesn't mind if it ends up smutty since this IS a kink meme.)
DO IT!
(Pss: I'll headdesk badly for my non-observative mind if someone requested this already.)
* ROMANO, VENEZIANO: PROTECTIVE, OLDER BROTHER
Well I just saw a brother/sister fic for Canada and Fem! America
Now I wanna see a protective and jealous older brother. And since I love the Italies:
Fem! Feliciano please, dating someone or just hanging out often with people that her bro doesn't like, and Lovino over-protective over his baby sister and still being tsun-tsun about it
Any pairings/characters are fine.
I don't know why I'm in such a genswitch mood.
Today is continued HERE. One day I'll change the tags to suit.
*cough* Germany recaptures England after he escapes from the Italy bros. Can be as kinky as you want with bondage added. Or as serious as you want.
Bonus if England resorts to clawing at Germany's face.
- DENMARK/DENMARK: SPLIT IN TWO
Denmark/Denmark please?
One day his temper gets the better of him/he accidentally creeps out Norway with some "together forever" nonsense and once realizing what has happened he summons the help of Britannia Angel to rid him of his rage and "yandere" side.
The problem? Britannia Angel fails as usual and splits Denmark into two;
Happy go lucky Denmark and Yandere Denmark.
Rough sex with the yandere one topping is what I'm looking for, anon.
B: The two actually start slowly falling in love.
* CANADA/LATVIA: STORMY, RAINY NIGHT
CanadaxLatvia
Stormy, rainy night. Either Canada or Latvia is looking out a window, and the other walks in. Small amount of angst is alright, but not a huge amount please. Human names would be preferred, but completely up to anon's preference. Apart from that, the rest is completely up to anon.
....please? D:
- GERMANIA/ROME: FEM!ROME
Germania/Fem! Rome
Genswitch being the kink, give me some cracky-fluffy humour
- AMERICA/BELARUS, RUSSIA: THE CAUSE OF THE COLD WAR
America/Belarus
They have a quickie during a meeting break. Russia walks in on them and he is faced with the explicit scene of their genitals still 'connected'.
That's how the Cold War started.
- LITHUANIA/AMERICA: WITH A SIDE OF BDSM
Unrepentant smut! America asks Lithuania to top him. Starts out awkward but ends mutually satisfactorily. Bonus - BDSM-type stuff is always good, heavy or less so.
- THAILAND/BULGARIA: ANY KINK
Thailand/Bulgaria, any kink is fine.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: RUSSIA'S THE HERO!
So, I’m sure most people here would agree that Russia is often used as the rape truckconvenient villain in many a fill. Well, this anon would like to see Russia playing the role of hero for once!
So, because Russia/America is my OTP, I’d like to see a fill in which Russia must be America’s savior. I’m open to any situations, so long as Russia saves the day and his damsel in distress.
Bonus 1: This anon has a particular fondness for fantasy/magic plots when it comes to this sort of thing, with an evil magic user and a hero under a curse having to save their princess from their evil clutches. So, while I wouldn’t object to other plots being used, I’ll give you my first born if this type is done, especially if England is Russia’s opposition, or if you can blow me away and somehow make Canada the villain, just cuz that’s an ultra-rare sight.
Bonus 2: Russia comforting America over, well, anything really. I just wanna see him being awkwardly gentle and unsure of what he should do.
- CHINA/TAIWAN: AFTER THE WEDDING
China/Taiwan
Wedding. Consummating the marriage
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: BRITANNIA ANGEL'S COUNTERPART IS...
Since England can turn into Britannia Angel, who is his Devil counterpart? Enter JerseyDevil!America.
Annon wants something with a love affair war between the Light and the Darkness and two Nations, not fully aware of their mystical counterparts, are trapped in the middle.
Bonus if Britannia Angel first meets Jersey Devil during America's colonial days. Because everyone wants to see evil!little!America y/y?
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: FEM!AMERICA PREG-STORY~
Kind anons, please consider my request for a UK/Fem!US preg-story!! After reading so many mpreg and Fem!US kinks I somehow blend my love for the two in one.
Story is entire up to anon (whether it includes smut or not). This anon will praise anon if this request is taken!
Here's a picture drawn by me to (hopefully) inspire you!
Image is here
Thank you!
* CANADA, AMERICA: ENTER PROTECTIVE!CANADA
This anon has a huge soft spot for younger brothers being jealouslyadorably protective of their older sisters.
Sooo, protective!younger-brother/twin!Canada jealously attempting to keep his beloved, but tragically naïve and over-zealous older-sister!Fem!America from potential suitors/current boyfriends, all Canadian-style subtle. Or, much like when he’s pumped for hockey, if it so suits you.
Bonus: Brother-sister bonding time, because I don’t think I’ve ever read something in which only America is genderbent, and I think Canada would make an adorable brother to a Female America. Extra points if it involves her asking his opinion on clothing, and he tries to…gently tell her she’s showing too much skin XD
- ENGLAND, AMERICA: BOOB ENVY
Anything involving Igiko and Femerica (either as a couple or close friends), with Igiko having envy of Femerica’s larger breasts.
- FINLAND: MONTY PYTHON CROSSOVER
I dont know if this has ever been requested, but I want Finland to find the Monty Python song "Finland" (either version). How does he react to it? England should be there as well and bonus points for all the Nordics seeing it and their reactions. Good luck
- NORWAY, DENMARK: TENTACLE RAPE
Norway getting tentacle raped.
B: It happens when he's with someone and the other person is held down and forced to watch. Preferable Denmark
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/LITHUANIA: DUB-CON, BONDAGE AND DIRTY TALK
Russia/US dub-con, bondage, dirty talk, make it kinky. Bonus points if there is some double penetration (perhaps a less (or more) willing Liet)
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND, RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: AFTER A WAR
I’ve seen plenty of fills and fics in which nation-tans relationships end or are destroyed by wars or other foreign disagreements between their countries.
Well, now I want to see something where the nations continue to see each other despite this, disapproving bosses, public or ally!nations be damned. Multiple fills encouraged, because there are many options.~
Bonus: Either Poland and Lithuania in regard to the Polish-Lithuanian War, or Russia and America involving the Cold War, just because these are usually seen as the time where these couples completely hated each other, and I’d like to see a twist on them.
- VENEZIANO/ROMANO: HE PINES AND TOPS
Anon here has read quite a few fics where Lovino has been pining for his younger brother and more where he tops him. Let's reverse that shall we? My request is for Feliciano to be in love with his older brother and doesn't think Lovino loves him in the same way and how he deals with it. The story can be smutty, angsty, or funny, anon isn't picky. But if sexytimes ensue, Feliciano TOPS. Please.
Bonus: Spain helps Feliciano
Bonus 2: Lovino is clueless
- AMERICA/CANADA
....in which they go to a hockey game and Canada is aggressive and competitive, and America is extremely turned on by this.
Bonus points if America tackles Canada and nearly molests him in public.
Double bonus points if they go to a football-or-baseball game later on, and there is the same effect, only switched. |D
- ROMANO, VENEZIANO: ITALY NO MORE
Dark Future AU: After tensions rise between them and in their people, the Italy brothers are split apart when they get dissolved and reborn into two independent states: "Padania" (formerly Veneziano/North) and "Ausonia" (formerly Romano/South).
Now manipulated by their people to loathe each other, and devoid of their memories of who they really were in the past (only having been fed the negative), the two are at war with each other. What will it take for them to remember their lives before, and will it be too late?
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: WITH FEM!AMERICA
Anon has had this idea rolling around their head for a while and was extremely happy to see the six part was now open. Anon will love writer!anon forever if they do this.
Russia/Fem!America
The kink?
Fem!America tops the hell out of him.
- ANYONE, WORLD: UTTER BETRAYAL
Any countries. Bonus for the traitor himself being betrayed. Bonus bonus for supreme angst.
Pretty please?
- WORLD: TAKING BACK THEIR REALM
for some reason demons have invaded the human realm. modern weapons do not work on them, not unless they have been charged with magic of some sort (or blessed) so the older sorts are brought back (swords, axes, etc).
I would love to see some fights between the nations and the demons. Especially Gilbert, I can just see him wailing on the demons with some sword he takes out of storage...and Arthur with having to use Excalibur. Huh...actually it would be very interesting to see what nations would use what.
- ANYONE, CANADA/AMERICA: THE MERITS OF TWINCEST
In which nations of anon’s choosing decide that, really, Canada and America should be sleeping together, because twincest is hot and, as the resident twin-nations, they should feel obligated to fulfill such duties for the enjoyment of their peers. So, attempts to get the twins together and in each other’s pants ensue. Success is optional, but very appreciated.
Bonus: On the off-hand chance sexytiems does occur…I support the geographical canon that is Seme!Canada and Uke!America.
* AMERICA: THE STATES' OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES
States-tans opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other. (former colonizers)
Meaning the states were found like countries were found.
It can be about anything, as light or dark as anon wants.
Multiple fills would be encouraged.
Optional Bonus: some of the states have a deep love for their current father, take that as you will.
Bonus: if on the topic of appearance, make state-tan's looks based on population. Meaning states like California, New York, Florida and etc. would be mixed.
- RUSSIA, UKRAINE, BELARUS, FRANCE, SPAIN, PRUSSIA, AMERICA, CANADA, CUBA, ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA, HONG KONG: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT CROSSOVER
So... Anon wants crossover whit "The Blair Witch Project" movie.
"Three young nations who hike into the Black Hills of Burkittsville, Maryland to film a documentary about a local legend known as the Blair Witch, and subsequently go missing."
Anon would like any of the following trios:
1) Russia, Ukraine, Belarus
2) France, Spain, Prussia
3) America, Canada, Cuba
4) England, Australia, Honk Kong
Either use one or use all and make them compete...
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: NO ONE TOUCHES WHAT IS RUSSIA'S
Especially America.
This anon would love a fill in which Possessive!Russia, in true jealous, mentally unstable fashion, locks America away somewhere where only he can reach him (to keep him safe from all the other nations out there, who only want to hurt him, steal him, take Russia’s America away…). America is unpleased, but unable to escape. Whether he is “rescued,” eventually grows subdued from so long of being imprisoned or something else is entirely up to writernon.
Bonus 1: Possessive!Sex involving heavy reverence of America’s body, and constant repetition of the phrase “You’re mine” or things of a similar vein. Orgasm denial until America verbally agrees.
Bonus 2: Russia is not violent to America, though he may show violence to others he feel are trying to take America away from him. Remember: he’s doing this to keep his precious America safe.
Bonus 3: Frightfully doting Russia giving America baths, feeding him, petting his hair till he falls asleep…all with that creepy smile…
- ENGLAND/VENEZIANO: ANGEL INTERACTION
I feel rightfully allowed to ask for Britannia Angel/Angel Italy interaction.
Be it smutty (topping england, if you please), just crack, buddy bonding, angel powers/angel transformation showing off to each other, trying to beat the other in helping other nations (and failing at it, or being non successful, etc), just anything, as long as it's their interaction.
thank you!
- GERMANIA/MAMA!GREECE OR GERMANIA/MAMA!EGYPT
Like hell he's gonna let Rome have all the fun ;)
* WORLD: PAINTBALL CHALLENGE
america decides that the nations need to do some bonding so he makes them all (using blackmail mostly) play paintball. i want some unexpected, but really shouldn't be, results (finland taking out almost half of the others, canada making some very impressive snipes, the italies doing outrageous feats of fast shooting, etc). how about it people? do you think these games will lead to better international relations?
- ENGLAND/AMERICA OR CANADA/AMERICA OR JAPAN/AMERICA: MASTERBATING
I want some solo smut!
Arthur, or Kiku, or Matt (emphasizing on the 'OR's) masturbating hard core to thoughts of Alfred.
Edging, and in depth fantasy with trash talk for the bonus.
Anything additional to enhance kink is perfectly welcomed. ;D I'm not picky.
<3
- SWEDEN/FINLAND: CELLOPHANE
Inspired from the scene in Fried Green Tomatoes; Sweden comes home to find Finland wrapped in cellophane, waiting for him.
- WORLD: A WHODUNIT MURDER MYSTERY
Exactly as the title implies. Characters of anon’s choice come together (for an inheritance reading in an old mansion, maybe?~) and someone ends up dead. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone, and someone must crack the clues. <3
Bonus: If you include the North American twins in the cast, you get AWESOME points, because I can never have me enough of those two being brotherly (even if one of them ends up dead, and the other’s looking for the killer, I just…like the twins, and love their bond~)
ALT: If you want this with a twist, I’d also love to see the events take place on a train, because that sounds exciting.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: CUFFS
Germany goes to rescue Italy from [insert captor here] and is incredibly turned on by the sight of him prostrate in cuffs.
- VENEZIANO/GERMANY: SHOTA!GERMANY
For reasons author anon will certainly know, Germany turns shota (or teenage-- just obviously younger than Italy), and Italy becomes seme.
Bonus: if written as long-fic at some point, shota Germany tops.
- AMERICA, VENEZIANO: BFFS
I like the idea of these two being omgBFFs.
I would love to see these two annoying the hell out of their easily annoyed 'significant' others as a duo. (Preferring England for US, and Germany for Ita)
But comfort, silliness, crack, or hanging out is awesome too.
Just nothing beyond the realm of friendship, though. :)
* ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: ENGLAND SCREWS UP
In many a US/UK/US, America is portrayed as the oblivious idiot who says something stupid and messes up big time, who must then apologize/grovel/make things up with the always-right, knows-best England.
For once, I would like to see England say something particularly stupid, mess things up between he and America, and have to correct his mistake. After all, England insults America just as much as America does him (if not more), and I can easily see England going overboard and just taking America’s amiable/oblivious nature for granted and unintentionally really hurting him.
Bonus: Protective!Canada and Mexico telling England off North American Fortress style X3
- GREECE/LIECHTENSTEIN, ANYONE!OLD/LIECHTENSTEIN: EXTREME LOLITA
Liechtenstein being fucked by anybody. How about Greece? He's pretty old.
- AMERICA, CANADA, ENGLAND/FRANCE/ENGLAND, WORLD: HE SCREWS UP. AGAIN.
I would like a fill of Englands magic going a bit awry and zapping at least Three other countries and himself to alternate dimensions where they meet up with other versions of themselves. Think a bit like sliders. Perferred group would be America, canada and France but I don't really care. Pairings are optional though if you manage to slip in fem!uk and Fem!France making out with the group watching I will love you long time.
((first time requesting. Hope I did this right!))
- FRANCE/GERMANY: TORTURE
Once upon a time I made a request that was never filled. Perhaps now is the time to ask again?
I can't find the quote anymore, but at the time I was reading a book in which someone said that as a child growing up in France, he remembered a German plane being shot down and the screams of the pilot being tortured.
Bonus - Gunplay
Bonus Bonus - Schizo France (From what I've learned, France was of two minds about joining the Nazis, and it split the country up. The group in the above request was part of the group that stayed behind rather than fleeing to England, and hindered the Germans wherever possible, by the way.)
* AUSTRIA/ANYONE/AUSTRIA: MUSICAL BLOWJOBS
Austria hums Mozart when he's horny...and when he gives blowjobs.
No France, Russia, or North Italy, otherwise pairing up to author.
* AMERICA: CLINTON SCANDAL
Something about Alfred during/after the whole Clinton scandal, Monigate thing. Horribly Embarassed!America? Nations teasing him? Nations hitting on him?! England yelling at him? ROLL WITH IT ANONS!
- WORLD: HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO CROSSOVER
This late-to-the-game!anon has recently started watching Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, and, rather than become obsessed with the series and its characters, she has instead managed to mix together her love for the plot...with her obsession with Hetalia.
So, Higurashi-esque plot with Hetalia characters, please. This does not mean I want characters to represent those of the anime, though, nor is it a request for a carbon-copy plot. Basically just the scenario of an unknowing nation-tan of anon's choice moving into a town and making friends with a group of people who are adorable, psycho killers. <3
My prefered killers:
Canada + hockey stick
America + brute strength/gun (or something else fitting)
North Italy + hand scythe
Poland + ???
I don't care if others are included, or some killers are changed...but I really want the twins to be killers in this, maybe even working together...or killing for each other's sakes? X3
Pairings optional Though Canada/America sounds more and more appropriate for this~
- MAMA!GREECE/MAMA!EGYPT: STEAMY SEX
Alright, so anon knows that these two are pretty much just OCs. But does she ever ship it.
Can we get some hot femslash smut, with Mama Greece and Mama Egypt? Scenario is entirely up to anon, as long as it ends in steamy sex.
If you want to throw in some Rome and/or Germania somewhere around the end of the sex (possibly joining in?) anon would love you, but you don't have to. She'll love you anyway.
Ohh - just a note. Anon would prefer if you didn't actually call them "Mama Greece" and "Mama Egypt" in the fill, but what you do call them is up to you --
- AMERICA, CANADA: HERO TWINS
I would like to have some precolonial America/Canada fluff please :D I would like it to be based off the Native stories of hero twins. Thank you
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TEASING, BEGGING, BONDAGE, SEX TOYS
I'M GOING TO BE PUNCHED FOR THIS.
but.
US/UK; that order. Dominant & Submissive. (lol someone kick me)
Anon can make it as violent as it's supposed to be, or not as violent if you don't think you can do it. Just. make it hot, OTL. ;A;'''
I just want some totally dominant!America and totally submissive!England because I'm a horrible, horrible fag like that. :DD And America teasing England and playing around with him.
1: Teasing eventually = Begging from England.
2: Bondage. Make it as heavy as you want. Or light, Anon's pick.
3: Sex toys. unf.
... -hides under a rock-
Though, if you make it serious and like, real ds violence or whatever, I'd like some (but optional) of America apologizing and maybe some after fluff.
for the lol: They were just roleplaying.
- DENMARK/VENEZIANO: HE SPOTS THE HAIRCURL
Yeah, you read that right.
Denmark one day decides to drop in on his baby brother Germany to harass see how he is and bumps into Italy while he's there.
After chatting for a while he finally spots his haircurl and Denmark gets all "...Hey! Hey! Norway has one of these things too, I wonder if it's the same! *yank*"
It goes from there. Whether they have sex or not is up to anon but bonus points if Germany walks in on them doing something and they both ask him to join in.
- NORWAY: HE LOSES HIS AHOGE
So...you know how Norway's ahoge just kinda...hovers near his head, but isn't attached or anything?
Well...~
One day, Norway wakes up to find his ahoge missing, and comes to the conclusion that it was stolen.
Norway's quest to be reunited with his haircurl, please XD Frantic searches, questioning suspects, whatever floats writernon's boat, so long as I get my lolz.
Bonus: This sorta thing often ends with an "Oh damn, it fell underneath my bed!" or something equally anticlimatic. If it really /was/ stolen by someone...I'll give you my soul.
- CANADA/AUSTRALIA/AMERICA: AHOGES
The North American Twins accidentally find out that both of Australia's ahoges are erogenous zones.
Bonus if while he's being "touched", Australia tries to get back at them by grabbing Canada's curl and America's Nantucket at the same time.
- GERMANY/ROMANO: ACCIDENTAL INVITATION
South Italy finally forces himself to send Spain an invitation to dinner, but Germany is accidentally invited instead. Crack insures. It can end in smut if the writer wants, but it is not required.
- AMERICA/POLAND/LITHUANIA: CONFRONTATION AFTER A WORLD MEETING
Yes, you read that right. I want to see Poland having a thing for America's fire-fighter like build (I don't know why that man is worried about being fat >>) and confronting him about after a world meeting.
It turns out America likes him too and basically one thing leads to another which leads to America screwing him on the meeting table.
Bonus 1: Poland is in drag the whole time.
Bonus 2: Lithuania walks in, but ends up joining them.
- RUSSIA/FRANCE/RUSSIA, BELARUS/EVERYONE: THEY SWITCH PERSONALITIES
This anon is in the mood for some France/Russia but with a twist.
France and Belarus somehow end up switching personalities for a day.
As in they're still the same people with the same memories but France all yandere and obsessively in love with Russia and only Russia, while Belarus proceeds to flirt with everything and everyone else. The other nations don't suspect a thing so at first, Russia takes France's strange behavior as another sexual advance while the other nations are just confused as fuck with Belarus' behavior.
And it isn't until Russia is in bed with France that he realizes what's going on...
Bonus if Belarus is more successful at flirting/seducing other nations just for the fact that she can flash her nice body them.
More bonus for France saying "Let's get MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED, etc." in French and Belarus trying to sweet-talk other nations in Russian/Belarussian.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POSING AS A MAID
America/England - America finds he can turn himself into a girl or the Britannia Angel does it for him, and messes with England by posing as his maid.
Crack!idea is crack!
Take it as you will, anon!
recaptcha: nonaccident!smashes are nonaccident. what.
- JAPAN/GREECE, JAPAN/ENGLAND: HYPNOTISM
So, I vaguely remember learning a while back that the hypnotism kink is rather popular in Japan, to the point of individual words for how the kink is applied....therefore.
Japan/Greece + England. After the 'private session' with Greece, Japan can't resist the other male and hypnotises him into becoming his sex-on-tap. However, he finds himself dissatisfied with a purely sexual relationship and sets his sights on England, having the fellow island nation fall for him. This leads to some confusion for America when Arthur keeps cancelling their dates to see Kiku.
...Overly specific actually..........
- WORLD: THE OLYMPIC GAMES
I would love to see a crack!fic,with the nations having something as big as Olympics or just playing team-building games.
No preference on the playing countries or on the games.Just try to make as funny as you can,anon!
- AUSTRIA IN A WHEELCHAIR
Austria in a wheelchair, inspired by some notes translated in this thread: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/2760637.html#cutid1 (Sorry if this has already been requested. I looked back through previous parts and did not see it.) :)
- RUSSIA, AMERICA, CHINA, ENGLAND, FRANCE: AS MAIDS
Based on this picture: http://i28.tinypic.com/2rpdume.png
In an AU where the Axis Powers win WW2, they force the Allied Powers to become their maids but end up being more trouble than they're worth. (i.e. France sexually harassing the other maids while on duty, or redesigning the Axis' houses and making it way too flashy, America being too lazy to work, everyone being too intimidated by Russia to order him around, etc.)
Make it funny, anons!
- CANADA/UKRAINE: WHAT ABOUT KIEV?
Umm... predictable anon is very predictable?
Canada/Ukraine fluff, please. Set in Ukraine. Sex is welcome but not needed. Otherwise, go crazy~!
- ROMANO/SPAIN, ENGLAND/AMERICA, ANYONE/ANYONE: HOSPITAL SEX
This Anon wants Hospital sex!
A nurse having to wait on on a controlling, unruly patient, ultimately leading to sex. It can take place in the hospital bed, a supply closet, a Doctor's office, or whatever else you can come up with.
Any pairing goes, but Romano/Spain or England/America is whole-heartedly prefered.
* ENGLAND/AMERICA: MPREG
Mpreg!America. England as the father of course. Up to you on the time period, just want to see some love between the two. Doesn't matter which trimester you start in, and if you want to include the crazed sex-drivenness during pregnancy, hell, go on ahead.
* SPAIN/ROMANO: PRINCESS AND THE TURTLE
Princess Lovi is minding his own business when he encounters a turtle by the shore. The turtle tells him that he was once Prince Antonio, the missing noble from the neighboring kingdom. A spell was placed on him by an envious, evil sorcerer, turning him into a turtle, the only remedy for which is being True Love's Kiss, something he has been swimming the oceans searching for. Upon first sight, he knows that Princess Lovi is the one he has been waiting for!
However, Princess Lovi does not want.
Please make it happen anon. I've had such a shitty day, and this fill would really cheer up this OP anon ;;
- POLAND/AUSTRIA: CHOPIN
Soon after the death of Frederic Francois Chopin, Austria and Poland end up running into each other. It looks Austria's taking it a lot worse then Poland had expected, and even Poland can't pretend that he doesn't care. Somehow, they find a connection to each other through loss.
This can lead anywhere the anon wishes! Thank you very much!
* FRANCE, SPAIN, PRUSSIA: MUSKETEER/S
Annon wants something with Musketeer!France.
Bonus if the Bad Friends Trio end up as the Three Musketeers and lead around a clueless mortal d'Artagnan.
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: HIPHOP VS CHAV(?)
So. Anon wants to see America going for drinks with England and actually getting drunk (instead of just England getting drunk and complaining) and they both end up in an argument.
But the thing is, when America gets drunk his ebonics!side comes out. Cue England not knowing wtf he's saying and brings out his own (chav?) slang.
And I would love writer!anon forever if America starts bringing out "Yo mama!" jokes. (Do they have those in Britain? ><)
Go go go! :)
- HUNGARY: BESTIALITY
While Germany goes on a vacation (or something), Hungary somehow ends up house/dog sitting for him. Horny and alone except for the dogs, Hungary decides to experiment a little. Graphic bestiality with one or more of the dogs. Would prefer a semi-large dog, like a Rottweiler or a German Shepherd.
Bonus points for her loving it and going back for more.
Double bonus points if she gets the idea/horny from watching two of the (male?) dogs hump/mate with one another.
* TAIWAN, JAPAN, CHINA, WORLD: UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY
Don't ask me, why I came up with that... honestly I just wish reading some crack, just lighting things up you know.
I have an idea.
What about Taiwan was having a party with her friends last night, (Nope China was not invited for the party) and Taiwan ends up having sex with someone! Yes she has to be drunk during sex and not remember anything, until OPS she got pregnant! And who is the father? And how would the rest of *Asian family* and other nation-tans react?
-Bonus! Japan MUST NOT be the father, but being accused first about it lol. >D
- NORWAY: TRICKS PEOPLE ON PURPOSE
Since some fans themselves had to ask Hidekaz about his gender I want fic where Norway purposely tricks people into thinking that he was female.
Norway dressing up very convincingly in drag and seducing men at bars because they think that he's a woman.
Make it cracky, make it sexy, throw in some other nations as the ones he's seducing, I don't care! I'm just asking for Norway being an extremely delicious trap.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: SPORTS KINK
US/UK Sports Kink.
Two men getting hot and sweaty on the court, and before long taking hot and sweaty to a whole new level.
Bonus points if it's an obscure, unheard of sport.
- FRANCE/SPAIN/PRUSSIA/AMERICA: TEACHING ALFRED
France, Spain, and Prussia all helped out America during his revolution. I would be awesome if America was still a virgin -much to the Trios surprise- and as such, they believe it is their responsibility to "teach" Alfred~
Whether or not they each try their hand at getting America into their beds or they decide to seduce America together is up to the anon.
It can be funny or angsty or anything~ Just please, have to see this done :3
- PRUSSIA/SWITZERLAND: SNARK GUNSHOT KISS
A certain multichapter fanfic has got me interested in Prussia and Switzerland as a pairing, but there doesn't seem to be much fic for them out there.
So I'd like to see anything with Prussia/Switzerland, preferably fluffy and/or smutty in that Slap Slap Kiss (or more accurately, Snark Gunshot Kiss) way.
- GERMANY/HUNGARY: MISTAKEN IDENTITY
Somehow Hungary mistakes Germany for Prussia...not like Germany objects.
- SOUTH KOREA/VIETNAM: COMFORT
Vietnam and Korea (who actually did participate a good deal in the Vietnam War) discuss their similar situations. Which somehow leads into Korea comforting her. Serious+Gentle!Korea with Sad+NeedComfort!Vietnam. Ummm, it'd be great if there was comfort sex? 8>;
- GERMANY, PRUSSIA, AUSTRIA VS THE WASPS' NEST
Since this just happened:
Germany & Prussia: Wasps built a nest on the side of their house, getting Gilbert stung. Insert Ludwig and Gilbert epic removal of said nest.
Keep it cracky! : D
Bonus: Austria gets it down!
* BELARUS/RUSSIA, AUSTRIA/HUNGARY, FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: PEGGING
Belarus/Russia or Austria/Hungary. Kink: Pegging
I wouldn't turn my nose up at France/Seychelles either ;D
Bonus: Use of other sex toys beyond the obvious would be awesome.
- CANADA/LITHUANIA/CANADA: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
Anon has consulted with several other anons over what would be the most fluffiest, sugar-coated pairing in Hetalia that's crack. And, the decided victor is:
Canada x Lithuania
Or vice-versa...
Anon prefers fluffy fluff fluff since that is what the pairing is aiming for.
(Ps: Anon doesn't mind if it ends up smutty since this IS a kink meme.)
DO IT!
(Pss: I'll headdesk badly for my non-observative mind if someone requested this already.)
* ROMANO, VENEZIANO: PROTECTIVE, OLDER BROTHER
Well I just saw a brother/sister fic for Canada and Fem! America
Now I wanna see a protective and jealous older brother. And since I love the Italies:
Fem! Feliciano please, dating someone or just hanging out often with people that her bro doesn't like, and Lovino over-protective over his baby sister and still being tsun-tsun about it
Any pairings/characters are fine.
I don't know why I'm in such a genswitch mood.
Today is continued HERE. One day I'll change the tags to suit.