27. April 26-27, 2009
FILLS
→ YOU KNOW YOU'RE HIGH WHEN... 2/2 / PAINFUL ADDICTION 3/? [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy on drugs.
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 5-8/? [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ FUCK UP MY MEETING 2/2 [U.S./England]
Part of the U.S. calling England for phone sex in a meeting prompt.
→ TO CATCH A COUNTRY 9/9 [Latvia]
Latvia works as a police pedophile hunter.
→ IT'S NOT 'LA TOMATINA' TODAY! 5/5 [Spain, Hungary, Belgium, S. Italy]
Good times with a jealous S. Italy in the background.
→ BISTE NICHT GANZ DICHT? 3/3 [Germany/U.S.]
Part of the Germany dominating and speaking German prompt.
→ GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES 2-5/? [Spain/S. Italy]
A reinterpretation of Spain's proposal to S. Italy.
→ IN AN AFTERNOON OF THURSDAY [Germany/N. Italy]
Part of the Babelfished Engrish fic prompt.
→ CHILD'S PLAY 3/3 [Sealand/Colonial U.S., England]
England accidentally turns U.S. back into a kid; Sealand finds a surprise crush.
→ COMMUNICATION IS KEY 7/7 [Spain/S. Italy]
In order to help S. Italy relax and enjoy himself, Spain employs an unusual aid: handcuffs.
→ PREOCCUPIED 5/5 / HORMONES SUCK 1/? [Prussia/Hungary]
The trials and tribulations of youth and hormones.
→ I KNOW ONE, TEACH ME TWO 2/? [Russia/U.S.]
A kidnapping brings Russia far more than he ever imagined.
→ UNTITLED [N. Italy/Germany]
Germany is drunk and bottoming it up.
→ MUSES 3/3 [England/Japan]
"Japan needs ideas for his R18 doujinshi."
→ ITALY'S THOUGHTS ON PINNOCHIO [U.S., Germany, N. Italy]
Part of the U.S. shows other nations his Disney versions of their events prompt: N. Italy and Pinnochio.
→ DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE 3/? [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ MY TETIS < YOUR PAPA 4/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ OF MUTUAL ACCORD 5/5 [U.S./England]
Early Meiji era; England is reluctantly seduced by U.S. just by where Japan is sleeping.
→ CHESS PIECE 2/2 [Germany/Prussia]
The victorious Allies force Germany and Prussia to have sex on display.
→ UNTITLED 3/? [England/U.S.]
England tries to use time travel to rectify the mess he believes he has made of the U.S. today.
→ I MISS YOU TOO MUCH 2/2 [Sweden/Finland]
A drunk Finland won't stop calling Sweden for phonesex at the wrong moment.
→ AFTER TRAFALGAR 1/? [France/England]
Alternate history where England is defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar; France celebrates his victory, French-style.
→ SPIDER ATTACK / THE ATTACK OF SIR TAPSALOT 4/4 [World]
A spider gets into the boardroom during a world meeting; pandemonium results.
→ COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS [Romania/U.S.]
Romania shows U.S. what a real vampire is.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 16/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ NOT FAMILY 2/2 [Denmark/Norway/Iceland]
Not a family sort of unit. Not a family-safe sort of unit, either.
→ ANIMATION / ART [Poland/Canada]
Responses to Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ COMIC FILL [U.S./Canada]
U.S. falls desperately in love with Canada without realizing it; cue freaking out when said realization comes about.
→ PSEUDO-FILL [World]
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
→ THE FLIGHT OF THE RICE ROCKET 5-6/? [G8 + 2]
A lot of countries crammed into a tiny car, and N. Italy at the front wheel. Oh god.
→ OH GOD 3-4/? [Spain/S. Italy, S. Italy/OC]
S. Italy, about to lose his virginity to a girl, realizes his feelings for Spain.
→ UNTITLED 9/9 [England/U.S.]
U.S. stumbles across England's diary kept during the American Revolution.
FILL OFFERS
→ Communist-era GDR!Prussia/Hungary interaction with Russia in the background but not physically present
→ COMIC: Vampire!Canada secretly transmitting the infection to U.K., America and France
→ Prussia and N. Italy team up to avenge Germany getting hurt
→ Belarus-Russia-Ukraine triangle, Russia seeking out Ukraine against his boss's wishes
→ Prussia/Austria, Austria falling in love with Prussia for once
→ U.S. shows other nations his Disney versions of their history; France
→ Prussia and the literal yaoi plot bunny infestation
→ The American Revolution's hypocrisy, based on Octavian Nothing or as a crossover
→ France/England, based on the article "I Blame England For Everything (A Defense Of America)": Why don't you and France get it over with and just fuck?
→ Sealand/Latvia, comfort when Latvia is afraid aboard a ferris wheel
→ Anyone/France, brutal rape and general lack of sympathy leading to a breakdown with a witness
→ Poland continually making advances on Lithuania until the final rejection
→ ART: The nations debate who has the scariest animals
→ France/England, the divorced couple in the Parent Trap with U.S. and Canada as the resourceful twins
→ Spain/S. Italy, S. Italy is finally fed up with Spain's obliviousness and leaves, leading to a rude wake-up call for the latter
→ Post-Cold War Russia/U.K., U.K. putting himself out in America's place
→ A world meeting on Opposite Day leads to all kinds of unexpected consequences
→ U.S. and the Jersey Devil; America has its own strange folklore
→ Norway/Denmark, for the reversal of traditional sexual positions
→ America/Captain America, anything goes
→ Prussia/France, sex in the kitchen
→ Germany/Prussia, celebrating official German Beer Day with lots of drinking and drunk sex
Offers for language beta'ing: German, French
(PLEASE NOTE)
• From now on, aphkink_aid will only cover the fills and fill offers on hetalia_kink. There are just too many requests to keep up with, sorry guys.
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
• Another two-day digest, unfortunately. Posting should start getting back to normal with the cutting of request listing.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.
→ YOU KNOW YOU'RE HIGH WHEN... 2/2 / PAINFUL ADDICTION 3/? [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy on drugs.
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 5-8/? [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ FUCK UP MY MEETING 2/2 [U.S./England]
Part of the U.S. calling England for phone sex in a meeting prompt.
→ TO CATCH A COUNTRY 9/9 [Latvia]
Latvia works as a police pedophile hunter.
→ IT'S NOT 'LA TOMATINA' TODAY! 5/5 [Spain, Hungary, Belgium, S. Italy]
Good times with a jealous S. Italy in the background.
→ BISTE NICHT GANZ DICHT? 3/3 [Germany/U.S.]
Part of the Germany dominating and speaking German prompt.
→ GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES 2-5/? [Spain/S. Italy]
A reinterpretation of Spain's proposal to S. Italy.
→ IN AN AFTERNOON OF THURSDAY [Germany/N. Italy]
Part of the Babelfished Engrish fic prompt.
→ CHILD'S PLAY 3/3 [Sealand/Colonial U.S., England]
England accidentally turns U.S. back into a kid; Sealand finds a surprise crush.
→ COMMUNICATION IS KEY 7/7 [Spain/S. Italy]
In order to help S. Italy relax and enjoy himself, Spain employs an unusual aid: handcuffs.
→ PREOCCUPIED 5/5 / HORMONES SUCK 1/? [Prussia/Hungary]
The trials and tribulations of youth and hormones.
→ I KNOW ONE, TEACH ME TWO 2/? [Russia/U.S.]
A kidnapping brings Russia far more than he ever imagined.
→ UNTITLED [N. Italy/Germany]
Germany is drunk and bottoming it up.
→ MUSES 3/3 [England/Japan]
"Japan needs ideas for his R18 doujinshi."
→ ITALY'S THOUGHTS ON PINNOCHIO [U.S., Germany, N. Italy]
Part of the U.S. shows other nations his Disney versions of their events prompt: N. Italy and Pinnochio.
→ DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE 3/? [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ MY TETIS < YOUR PAPA 4/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ OF MUTUAL ACCORD 5/5 [U.S./England]
Early Meiji era; England is reluctantly seduced by U.S. just by where Japan is sleeping.
→ CHESS PIECE 2/2 [Germany/Prussia]
The victorious Allies force Germany and Prussia to have sex on display.
→ UNTITLED 3/? [England/U.S.]
England tries to use time travel to rectify the mess he believes he has made of the U.S. today.
→ I MISS YOU TOO MUCH 2/2 [Sweden/Finland]
A drunk Finland won't stop calling Sweden for phonesex at the wrong moment.
→ AFTER TRAFALGAR 1/? [France/England]
Alternate history where England is defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar; France celebrates his victory, French-style.
→ SPIDER ATTACK / THE ATTACK OF SIR TAPSALOT 4/4 [World]
A spider gets into the boardroom during a world meeting; pandemonium results.
→ COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS [Romania/U.S.]
Romania shows U.S. what a real vampire is.
→ WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 16/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.
→ NOT FAMILY 2/2 [Denmark/Norway/Iceland]
Not a family sort of unit. Not a family-safe sort of unit, either.
→ ANIMATION / ART [Poland/Canada]
Responses to Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.
→ COMIC FILL [U.S./Canada]
U.S. falls desperately in love with Canada without realizing it; cue freaking out when said realization comes about.
→ PSEUDO-FILL [World]
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
→ THE FLIGHT OF THE RICE ROCKET 5-6/? [G8 + 2]
A lot of countries crammed into a tiny car, and N. Italy at the front wheel. Oh god.
→ OH GOD 3-4/? [Spain/S. Italy, S. Italy/OC]
S. Italy, about to lose his virginity to a girl, realizes his feelings for Spain.
→ UNTITLED 9/9 [England/U.S.]
U.S. stumbles across England's diary kept during the American Revolution.
FILL OFFERS
→ Communist-era GDR!Prussia/Hungary interaction with Russia in the background but not physically present
→ COMIC: Vampire!Canada secretly transmitting the infection to U.K., America and France
→ Prussia and N. Italy team up to avenge Germany getting hurt
→ Belarus-Russia-Ukraine triangle, Russia seeking out Ukraine against his boss's wishes
→ Prussia/Austria, Austria falling in love with Prussia for once
→ U.S. shows other nations his Disney versions of their history; France
→ Prussia and the literal yaoi plot bunny infestation
→ The American Revolution's hypocrisy, based on Octavian Nothing or as a crossover
→ France/England, based on the article "I Blame England For Everything (A Defense Of America)": Why don't you and France get it over with and just fuck?
→ Sealand/Latvia, comfort when Latvia is afraid aboard a ferris wheel
→ Anyone/France, brutal rape and general lack of sympathy leading to a breakdown with a witness
→ Poland continually making advances on Lithuania until the final rejection
→ ART: The nations debate who has the scariest animals
→ France/England, the divorced couple in the Parent Trap with U.S. and Canada as the resourceful twins
→ Spain/S. Italy, S. Italy is finally fed up with Spain's obliviousness and leaves, leading to a rude wake-up call for the latter
→ Post-Cold War Russia/U.K., U.K. putting himself out in America's place
→ A world meeting on Opposite Day leads to all kinds of unexpected consequences
→ U.S. and the Jersey Devil; America has its own strange folklore
→ Norway/Denmark, for the reversal of traditional sexual positions
→ America/Captain America, anything goes
→ Prussia/France, sex in the kitchen
→ Germany/Prussia, celebrating official German Beer Day with lots of drinking and drunk sex
Offers for language beta'ing: German, French
(PLEASE NOTE)
• From now on, aphkink_aid will only cover the fills and fill offers on hetalia_kink. There are just too many requests to keep up with, sorry guys.
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
• Another two-day digest, unfortunately. Posting should start getting back to normal with the cutting of request listing.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.