26. April 24-25, 2009
FILLS
→ MY TETIS < YOUR PAPA 3/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 2-4/? [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ UNTITLED / ATTACK 2 FILLS [Russia/U.S.]
The temperature difference between Russia and U.S. creates steam when they make out.
→ THINGS I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER 3/3 [Russia, U.S.]
U.S. shows Russia the Disney rendition of Anastasia.
→ YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME 2/2 [Prussia, HRE]
The discovery and adoption of an amnesiac HRE.
→ CAMBIANDO 1/? [N. Italy/Germany]
For the traditional sexual positions reversal prompt.
→ SHORT AND BITTER... MUCH LIKE FINLAND [Sweden/Finland]
Realistic take; Finland bitter about his former status as an almost-Swedish colony.
→ GERMANY'S TERRIBLE HOLIDAYS [Germany/N. Italy]
Part of the Babelfished Engrish fic prompt.
→ UNTITLED 5/5 [Prussia/England]
General brawl sometime during the Seven Years' War.
→ DECISIONS, CHOICES AND RESULTS 3/? [U.S./Fem!Canada]
Teen Alfred accidentally knocks up Madeleine. They deal with the consequences.
→ WITH TIME COMES EXPERIENCE 4-5/? [U.S./England]
Realistic first time sex.
→ UNTITLED [Russia/U.S.]
Russia fucking U.S. with a loaded gun.
→ MAKE A SAN CHECK 1-2/? [World]
D&D night, Hetalia-style!
→ WALTES-ING WOLF 1-2/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. and Canada play a native game.
→ MISCOMMUNICATION 2/2 [Japan/Greece]
Japan hurts Greece's feelings and tries to make it up to him.
→ ART FILL [OCs]
Response to the U.S./England mpreg fic fill; several lovechildren of varying couples featured.
→ UNTITLED 1-2/? [Rome/Grecia]
Rome's courtship of Grecia and Aegyptus. (Mama Greece and Mama Egypt)
→ THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SUPERSIZE 7-8/? [U.S., England]
Poisonous burgers revert U.S. back to his child self; England copes.
→ A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL [Turkey/Poland]
Turkey rather likes his Lechistan.
→ FRICTION [Turkey/Greece]
Greece's first time.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 18/? [Poland/Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ JESUS WEPT [N. Italy/S. Italy, Vatican]
The micronation of Vatican City is the result of Italiacest.
→ SPRACHE 3/3 [Germany/England]
Germany dominates and talks dirty in German, to great effect.
→ LE CORPS DE LA FEMME 3/3 [France/Seychelles]
France teaches Seychelles the joys of multiple orgasms.
→ DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE 2/? [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES 1/? [Spain/S. Italy]
A reinterpretation of Spain's proposal to S. Italy.
→ WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 2/2 [U.S./England, France/Canada, Sweden/Finland, Spain/S. Italy, Germany/N. Italy, Greece/Turkey]
General competition in a hotel after a meeting to see who can have the loudest sex.
→ ALTERATION 1-2/? [U.S./Canada, England]
U.S. tortures Canada and England and then rapes Canada in front of England.
→ UNTITLED [U.S./England]
England's reaction to this video.
→ M O O N 4/5 [Russia/China]
Russia gets China drunk, and awkward sex ensues.
→ BLOWN INTO TINY PIECES [Russia, Finland]
The more drunk they get, the more friendly they become.
→ THE GHOST, NOT THE GUARDIAN 1/? [Russia/U.S.]
U.S. is now living in Russia's house.
→ PROLOGUE: NO HOME TO RETURN TO 3/3 [World]
Fire Emblem AU; the start of the journey.
→ UNTITLED 4/? [U.S./England]
U.S. stumbles across England's diary kept during the American Revolution.
REQUESTS
→ SUN/FLOWER
Japan/Taiwan
so lately I saw some japanxtaiwan mads on youtube like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4G7dwwBakI&feature=related or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sO_2m_fYI&feature=related and now I seem to have a soft spot for this pairing
so my request is something fluffy or angsty with japan/taiwan, I don't have a specific plot so I'll leave it up to anon
→ TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE ISLAND?
Northern England/Southern England. Arguing.
This anon isn't really looking for anything smutty as such. If you want to, anon, then go ahead- I'm just really interested to see how they'd interact. :D
→ ENGLAND'S AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY WAR DIARY
U.S./U.K.
America stumbles across the private diary England kept during the American Revolutionary War, and being America, he reads it anyway, and is deeply moved by the anguish and sadness expressed by England in his entries.
Bonus points if England catches him red-handed and starts yelling, FURIOUS, ..before he catches sight of America crying. And if it all ends up in needy!sexy tiems
→ HITLER AIN'T MY BUSINESS, BUT YOU SURE ARE
America/England
England is hurt by America's 'isolationism' in the 1920s and 1930s, and thinks America is no longer interested in him. England is especially disappointed with America's lack of support for him against Hitler. E.g. in a Gallup Poll in 1939, 83% Americans voted 'no' in response to whether America should help England (and France) in a war against Germany and Italy.
Alfred, despite his people's feelings, is actually still in love with England, and sets out to rectify his personal relationship with Arthur, trying to make it clear that he still deeply cares for Arthur although he can't do anything to break out of government's policy of isolationism. Angsty, but ends in understanding, make up sex please?
→ LIKE THE MUSICAL?
Ah, I hope this hasn't already been requested yet!
AU! Japan and Greece are cats. Not catboys. Not catgirls. Just cats. They come from different lands, but somehow meet! I want to see a day with Cat!Greece and Cat!Japan! You can use meow-speak as a foreign language...
BONUS: I wanna see some fish catching or something. Because Japan likes fish, and as far as I can remember, so does Greece (at least they did in the place I visited). Bonus!bonus if Japan says he won't eat the fish because it isn't from Tsukiji or they GET there fish from Tsukiji (although I'd prefer it set in Greece).
→ NOT MAD FOR MAPLE
America/Canada
can be au. can be canon. canada can be fem or male.
America falling desperately in love with Canada and not realizing it. Then flips out when he comes to the conclusion.
If Canada is a guy, op would love to see America flipping out about his door swinging that way and tries to convince himself that he's not gay by asking England to kiss him to see if he likes it.
smut is go or no go-- up to anon. just lots of romantic and dorky!al moments.
→ THE STRANGE HOBBIES OF A KING
Frederick I liked to collect large people and have them breed with each other to make more large people. He would go as far as bribing, even starting wars with other nations, just to get huge people. These giants would be at least 7ft, usually more.
Well, Russia isn't 7ft, but~
I want to see Prussia kidnapping Russia and some other large(tall) nations and forcing them to have sex.
→ DO YOU THINK THEY DIED?
Several countries go for a business dinner in a high end restaurant. Two countries that spend the entire meal just about ready to start throwing utensils at each other both go to the bathroom at the same time-- and don't come back.
Because work can't continue without both of them the other countries eventually send someone to find them-- that country doesn't come back either. So on and so forth.
The last country finds an orgy in the bathroom.
→ A VERY CLOSE SHAVE
A relative of mine told me that it's considered attempted murder in France and Italy to hit someone with a closed fist. (I'm terribly sorry if this is incorrect)
In America it is most definitely not. I want France or Italy (Or both) witnessing a fight in America and freaking the hell out.
→ SPARKLE THIS!
Eh, I know it's not a Hetalia!established country but...
RomaniaxAmerica! Because somebody needs to teach that asshole that vampires DO NOT sparkle!!!
(And come on, you KNOW you think Romania is a vampire too....)
All the Cullen-haters in the house say "Whoooah!"
→ THE EARLY BIRD LOSES THE WORM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Eriksson
I would like to see Norway trying to convince both America and Canada that he found them first, but they both had a hard time believing it or UK and France saying he is lying.
Do whatever you want, make me laugh.
→ THE LEGACY OF WILLIAM HUNG
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY?!
War of Awesomeness must commence!!! WHO'S AWESOMER?! PRUSSIA, CHUCK NORRIS, JACK BAUER, MR. T, OR (insert name here)!? I want to see a contest to prove who the most epic and awesome is! GO!
→ IYAAA~N AMERICA, PLEASE GO FASTER~~~~
US/UK in that order please.
Something pertaining to, "Iyaaa~n America, please go faster~~~~" - England. Funny or sexy tiems is your choice, or bonus if it's both.
-goes to fill out unfilled memes-
→ THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE
'Cause America wasn't the only one to wanna be a pirate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc
And because this video demands it XD Crack is almost preferred but if you can pull it off not being crack, it'd be awesome to see that!
→ "THE MIGHTY THOR", INDEED
After seeing that fic of Russia and America watching "Anastasia," I got to thinking - what would Sweden think of America's "The Mighty Thor" comics? Make it cute and comedic please. ;)
→ MORE MOLSON ANTICS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6u-Ug_y98&feature=related
Why must this call out to me for a fic ;__; America/Canada anyone? Needless to say, Canada has to top the crap outta him.
B: Other nations are there to watch Canada explode on America, and are just like 'We knew this was going to happen eventually etc.' and just stand there
→ PHILADELPHIA
America and the Philadelphia experiment. It serves as a prompt, too.
/tips hat and leaves
→ SIMPLE PLEASURES
France7Lithuania,cooking as seduction
→ OLD KINGDOM
So - this might be coming out of left field, but...
Has anyone read the Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix? It's a fantastic series, set in a side-read universe that's chilling because of how *easily* it could be real - the series consists of three Books: Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorsen.
I'd like to see a Hetalia fic set there - maybe a personification of the Old Kingdom, maybe England reminiscencing on the period when his country *was* the Kingdom, and his realtionship with the Bloodlines and whatnot
Yes, I know this is extremely obscure. I still want to see it.
→ ULTRA-ALTAIC BROMANCE
How about a crack pairing? I propose Finland/Turkey. Both countries are in a unique position between the East and the West (though Finland's East and Turkey's East aren't exactly the same thing), which should give them something to start a conversation about. Turkey has had many battles against Hungary in his past, so he should be quite interested in seeing what her little "cousin" is like.
→ TAB VIRGIN
Picture this: One day, someone actually responds positively to France's solicitations and decides, hey, let's have sex, instead of trying to get him to go somewhere else.
And France, in spite of knowing about all the arts of love and being able to apply most of them, had never, ever put it in. Ever. Because everyone's been trying to avoid sleeping with the pervert.
So, as they're trying to get it on, France gets more and more nervous as they get closer to the main event. And can't get it up.
Cue an extremely loud and humiliating scolding from his partner.
Bonus 1: in the course of the argument, it's revealed that France is a technical virgin.
Bonus 2: they get it on eventually anyway. Then, premature ejaculation.
Bonus 3: His partner gets bored, flips him over and fucks him like a bitch.
→ PAN-FRIED NO MORE
Since nobody followed through requesting it, I will.
Prussia grows a backbone, throws Hungary down and demands that she plays with herself in front of him.
B: Hungary majorly gets off on Dominant!Prussia
→ LOOKING BACK ON SILLA
Wikipedia def: "Silla (57 BC - 935 AD) (IPA: [ɕilla]) was one of the Three Kingdoms of Korea, and the longest sustaining dynasty in Asian history."
I so desperately want someone to write something on how Silla became Korea.
Please? :]
→ NEED I REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH ASS WE KICKED AT PASSCHENDAELE?
England/Canada or Canada/England, WWII. England has been keeping Canada off the front lines because he still thinks of Canada as a budding colony who can't afford the losses. Canada tries to prove his strength.
Whatever this entails is entirely up to you. A heated argument, rough sex, crazy sadomasochism, anything. As long as it has Canada showing that he has a backbone for once and England being surprised he had it in him.
Country names preferred to human names, except perhaps in dialogue. Mention of other characters/pairings is fine, and historical reference is very welcome.
→ UNNATURAL VISITORS
We all know Arthur makes imaginary fairy friends really easily, but let's have him meet a rather nasty creature this time. He, being an idiot, assumes that they'll get on so he approaches it and...molesting, smut, name-calling, tentacle rape, general nastiness, whatever suits you anon! Doesn't have to be a fairy.
→ NOT THE GAS-JERKING AGAIN
Russia/Lithuania
Concerned about national energy security, Toris has appealed to Ivan:
http://www.latimes.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-eu-lithuania-energy,0,1070979.story
Bonus: Ivan truly offended by such suspicions, and responds to them in very childish manner.
→ BUILT LIKE A TRUCK DOWN THERE, TOO
Denmark+Russia/Sweden - Threesome
BECAUSE I LOVE MANRY
AND RUSSIA AND DENMARK HAVE TEAMED UP A COUPLE OF TIMES TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SU-SAN
make it hot, anon ♥
Bonus: Denmark getting OWNED.
→ TO HEAVEN AND BACK
This anon wants to see some good old fashioned USxUK sexing...with a twist! UK is in such utter ecstacy that in the middle of his orgasm, he INVOLUNTARILY CHANGES INTO BRITTANIA ANGEL! Which of course leads to FTW?awkwardness, and a few more goes at the naughty... And pleaaase, MAKE IT SEXY!DIRTY!DELICIOUS! Alfred has to take his angel to heaven and back, after all...
reCaptcha agrees! : Sheer Hevn
→ EASIER DONE THAN SAID
Prussia/young!Germany, sexual education
Gilbert never really cared to tell his almost-son the facts of life and when Ludwig finally begins to ask questions at the age of 15, he proves again that he is much better wirh practice than with theory...
Kinks: first time sex, wicked tenderness, clueless!virgin!Ludwig
B: Ludwig calling Gilbo 'Vater'/'Daddy'/something like that
→ GLUTTON FOR "PUNISHMENT"
Russia/America
America gets almost-raped by Russia and saved at the last minute WATCHMEN STYLE and then comes back for more later. Bonus points for America riding Russia and Russia just being.... Russia.
→ THE RUSSIAN SCHOOLGIRL'S GUIDE TO COURTSHIP
Germany/Russia
Russia having a crush on Germany and doing silly schoolgirl things such as preparing and giving chocolate,blushing and babbling while he's speaking to Germany,being jealous of Italy's and stuff.
→ I BLAME ENGLAND'S LACK OF SEX LIFE FOR EVERYTHING
So, a friend of mine showed me this article that's on cracked.com, about how you shouldn't blame everything on America, because England did it first.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17310_i-blame-england-everything-defense-america.html
HOWEVER, I do believe the best quote from the article was: "I'd probably be eating your crumpets today if y'all hadn't been such uppity swinging dicks about taxing us within an inch of our lives. And for what? So you could fight another war with France? Why don't you and France get it over with and just fuck?"
England/France. Angry sex. GO.
→ JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER....
The Ballad of Arthur and Kiku
From fandomsecrets: http://i39.tinypic.com/2dbneqs.jpg
That should be pretty self-explanatory. ♥ Please and thank you!
→ CIDER SEASON!
Anyone/America
I know it's almost summer but this is something I've wanted to see for a while. (I'm gonna say sorry ahead of time if this is somewhere on here and I missed it)
America takes another country to see an autumn in New England. Can be anyone or lead to anything.
→ AWESOME MEANS WATCHING YOUR BALLS
Prussia/America - Awesome, Manly Sex.
Bonus -
"I'm straight."
"Me too."
"So...We're both straight."
"Yup."
"Awesome."
→ DEATH GODS OF THE WORLD
Bleach Crossover
ahahaha sorry if someone already requested this, but i couldn't find a fill anywhere...
America as Ichigo
England as Ishida (same voice actor!!!)
Hungary as Orihime
Gilbert as Kon? (lol)
Austria as Aizen
Russia as Gin
Lithuania as Kira
Kiku as Rukia
→ HIT IT LIKE IT'S 1812
Russia/Austria
Because Russian pianists are *CRAZY AWESOME*.
Austria walks in on Russia playing the piano in the crazy, angry, energetic way Russians do and gets massively turned on.
I don't care what happens after that, but the music should NOT be interupted for sex. They can have sex after the piece is over, or Austria can jerk off (or come in his pants) while Russia is still playing, but Russia should not stop playing in the middle for sexytiems.
B: Despite totally lusting after him, Austria mentally complains about Russia's horrid posture.
→ KUMAJIROU JUST DOESN'T CUT IT
*yawn* Since this anon is sleepy and should be going to bed (3:05 AM, go me!), she thinks she wants a snuggly story too... So please, can I have a USxUK snuggle story (with a snuggly UK), and if an anon wants to do one, a FrancexCanada? I'm mainly after USxUK, but I know someone will probably find something for FxC to do...Hell, I'm fine with multiple fills, so after a while, any pairing will do. Just give me snuggly ukes (and the occasional seme, I guess). Go wild anons! Fluff-i-tize me...*snooze*
→ THE AWESOME DIARY OF KINKY KNOWLEDGE
Kinky!Prussia/Germany
Prussia has his own diary in which he writes about all his kinky sexperiments and about the purchase of new toys- which he loves to try out on his brother.
Bonus points for the constant use of the word AWESOME and Italy, Japan or Hungary finding said diary and reading it.
→ SOMETHING EPIC THIS WAY COMES
Hetalia/Warhammer 40K.
Nuff said.
→ MILITARY + MAFIA: TOTAL ANNIHILATION
Somebody has hurt Germany. Badly.
Militarycombat!badass!Prussia and mafia!badass!Veneziano team up for horrible, bloodthirsty, murderous REVENGE.
Bonus points if both pray God for forgiveness (Italians are Catholics, Prussia used to be the Teutonic Knight) before they initiate the grinding-Germany-hurters-into-a-fine-bloody-mist.
→ TRADE IN YOUR WIVES, LONG LIVE THE BURGERS
We had America and Canada changing glasses and personalities, so let's see America and Sweden do the same.
→ THE GREAT DIVORCE
Human AU! WWI as a vicious, nasty, no-holds-barred custody battle between bitter!exes!France and Germany over their kids, Alsace and Lorraine. Guess who gets hurt most by the fight? Realistically horrific divorce proceedings. (Fem.France, plz.) (Other allies/axis powers can be lawyers perhaps? But I really want the focus on France and Germany.)
→ OL' QUEEN MUM'S GOT HOW MANY YEARS LEFT?
I just saw an episode of Simposons, in which Homer approched the English queen with the words(freely quoted, mind you!): "I know we Americans are your rude children who never calls back, and we're not as nice as our brother Canada - who, by the way, has never had a girlfriend - but we're good."
US/UK Alfred and Matthew is having a conversation about Arthur, which he overhears. He enjoys listening to his boys praising him (and doing the opposite, too), but then Alfred insults the English queen. Arthur gets furious, and Alfred has to make it up to him somehow.
→ THE AWESOME SEPARATION OF PAN AND PIANO
Prussia has a plan to break up Hungary and Austria.
Unfortunately for him, that plan is really, really stupid.
Sex isn't necessary, but I wouldn't say no to Hungary taunting Prussia by having sex with Austria right in front of him or something like that.
→ THAT'S CAP'N KIRKLAND TO YOU, WENCH
So, after stumbling on this and other similar websites:
Anon would like to see Arthur reverting back to his pirate mentality; ie, talking like a pirate, scaring the hell out of Spain and calling himself 'Captain Kirkland' (and having the hat to prove it), missing the seas and making dirty deals under the table. Bonus points for the Scandinavians being completely into it, as it reminds them of their Viking days, France getting called a wench (multiple times) and booty~ Pairings go as anon decides, although opportunistic!England would be awesome.
→ IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A BURGER IN BED?
The request is UK/femme!US/male!US.
Do with it as you will, anon. o7
→ HAVE YOU TRIED STAYING HOME AND COOKING FOR THE GERMAN TRENCHES?
US/UK; America is very protective of England, going way out of his way to keep him safe and make his life easier.
Bonus if it's during one of the world wars- "Haven't you suffered enough?"
→ ONE THOUSAND CRANES AND ONE SINGLE WISH
I want Japan/Sadako- something cute, terribly heartwarming, and heart breaking.
For those that don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadako_Sasaki
If you've ever read, 'Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes' then you should know this incredibly sad, tear jerking story.
...I just thought it'd be cute. u.u
→ OILED JOINTS AND PURRING MOTORS
Crazy dreams lead to ideas for the kink meme
Robot!AU. World has been taken over by robots, so therefore, the nations are now robots. Bonus points if any ahoges are on/off switches.
→ QUIT TOUCHING CALIFORNIA!
The countries that allow same-sex marriage try to convince America to reconsider Prop 8, with sexy results.
→ BEWARE OF PANDA
Russia/Prussia.
Prussia unexpectedly receives another large stuffed panda in the mail. Little does he know it's not actually a stuffed toy, but a suit with someone inside...
→ THE DEVIL'S IN THE DELTOIDS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
America and the Jersey Devil. Because while his daddy's mythological creatures are more well known, America has quite the collection of strange creatures of his own. This is one.
→ CANADA IN CARIBBEAN DIPLOMACY
America/Canada/Cuba
America and Cuba have to try to set aside their differences and start talking to each other again. Canada comes along to mediate. (Smut or gen is up to anon).
I imagine America wouldn't really know that Canada and Cuba are kind of BFFs, and so I assume he'd be kind of jealous of their dynamic (since he and Canada were at odds for several years recently). I have one little scene in my head where Cuba gives Canada a cigar the moment he gets off the plane, then fully forgets to offer America one for like 10 awkward seconds.
Awkward apologies, passive-aggressiveness, and Canada trying to play both sides of the field equally is appreciated. <3
→ CHATS OVER CHAPERONES
Arthur and Canada have been chit-chatting through the internet, eventually agreed to date. However, none of them expected it to be the other.
As good people do when meeting someone from the internet from the first time, they've agreed each of them bring one with them when meeting. Canada brings Alfred, Arthur Francis. Now, how to get through this awkward date?
→ A PIRATE FOR YOUR POUNDING
US/UK
Inspired by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte
Pirate!America versus England in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.
→ LEAST IT'S NOT GLAM ROCK
Anything as long as it involves punk Arthur.
Stupid gig antics, hanging around the streets of Camden, getting arrested, annoying tourists... I just really love his fanon punk self.
→ BROTHERS IN DEFEAT, BROTHERS IN SURRENDER
prussia and germany being forced to fuck each other by the victorious allies
b: allies join in at the end
→ FINED ACROSS THE POND AND BACK
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/British_Couple_Fined_for_Loud_Sex
I think the link tells a lot of the request.
I want America/England, smut with screaming, etc. You can put whatever sort of kinks they're doing that you want...
As long as it's mentioned or included that they get fined for their activities by other nations.
→ LIKE MOTHER COUNTRY, LIKE COLONY
Colonial!America/UK
Teenage Colonial America manages to top England after a short making out session that leads to a dominance struggle. And it PISSES OFF England to no end, especially since he enjoyed it. Should have an angsty and conflicted ending.
→ IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A WALKING FLAG
Requester!Anon is admittedly, a big huge geek. Which inevitable led to the following request:
America / Captain America
I don't care who tops who or how or why, just make it happen, for the love of all that is crack!
→ ROME, ROMULUS AND REMUS
Men have mammary tissue that can be stimulated to produce milk.
Germania, Rome (yes, in that order) and his hairy "Holy crap, it's a Persian rug!"-chest.
→ AND IN PRUSSIA'S SHRUBBERY...
Molossia/Sealand and UK/US
http://www.molossia.org/countryeng.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Molossia
Sealand and Molossia form an alliance in the ongoing war against Prussia. England and America think their kids are too young to be forming alliances, and are put through their paces trying to stop them. Yes, I'm asking for silly kid love and general micronation mayhem. XD
→ IMAGINARY FRIENDS ACROSS THE CHANNEL
FrancexEngland with a twist!
Anyone who has seen a ballet or looked it up certain ones like Giselle or La Sylphide have noticed that quite a few mystical creatures appear in a country that refuses to believe in their existence.
England goes looking for France late one night and finds him dancing with a wili or a sylphide. Naturally shocked at first by the fact France can see them, he barges in and starts to demand answers (and an apology for all the times France called him crazy for seeing them).
As the two argue, the creature that France was dancing with looks between the two and asks if England is France's mate. And it all goes crazy from there.
No name preferences, multiple fills and art welcome.
(ReCaptcha: watchmen out, apparently, ReCaptcha is a fan of the movie.)
→ PUP FOR PRUSSIA
Prussia's been morose about something or another and Germany is getting sick of it. So he gives him a puppy to make him cheer the hell up (and learn to be more responsible while he's at it).
Just cute brotherly fluff. Germancest is love too, but no sex in this one.
→ SHORTS AND PYRAMID METAPHORS
EnglandxPrussia in the middle of the Egyptian desert, based of this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-Cold_in_Alex
Bonus if Prussia's awesome shorts are mentioned somehow.
→ ROOM WITH A VIEW
Germany and Austria getting it on in some random room, with a window.
Prussia being a vouyer. Switzerland catching him being a vouyer(passing by, I don't know).
You choose how it goes from there, please.
Prussia's point of view would be appreciated.
→ BROTHERLY PROXIMITY
erm.. new anon here so umm i'd like someone to do a fill about Sealand and England stuck in an enclosed place.
Bonus Point: Sealand at some point murmured 'nii-san'
→ SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED VAMPIRISM
U.K. + America + France/vampire!Canada. This anon just watched some snippets of a vampire flick where vampirism is treated like a sexually transmitted infection.
So, I'd like to see England, France and America as a group of vampire hunters who think that nothing bad can come out of gangbanging what they think is a weak, pitiful, moe vampire!Canada, not realizing (until the morning after) that having sex with a vampire turns you into one. (Perhaps someone lifts the blinds in their bedrooms and the sunlight really gets to them? Or they find themselves suddenly very "thirsty")
Bonus if Canada knows all about this little 'side-effect' but decides not to tell them as a way of getting revenge on "those horny bastards".
And then some four-way vampire sexings afterward?
→ A LOVE ADVICE (TRAIN) CRASH
I've read this kink-meme fic before about Romano's love advice column and I would love to see a US or UK version of it.
((also, USxUK please?))
→ IN THE FRENCH ELEMENT ON BOTH COUNTS
Prussia/France
Sex in the kitchen.
FILL OFFERS
→ England/France, England comforting France after a death during the Reign of Terror
→ Turkey/India, from ancient empires to new democracies; secular with religious awkwardness
→ Japan/Greece, AU as cats
→ Hetalia Hookerverse, house-mama!China and callboy!Spain
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy having a wet dream about Germany while they share a bed
→ SEQUEL: to And This Is The End fill for Doomsday/end of the world prompt
→ U.S./Canada, U.S. falling for Canada without realizing it and then freaking out when he does
→ U.S./England, U.S. fighting the supernatural for England
→ America and the Philadelphia Experiment
→ Old Kingdom AU; personification of the Old Kingdom, England reminiscing, etc.
→ U.S./England, America being extremely protective of England during one of the world wars
→ Italy's involvement with the Korean War and their sympathy with Korea's difficult reunification
→ Molossia/Sealand, Molossia and Sealand form an alliance in Molossia's ongoing war against Prussia
→ Silla as the origin of the current Korea
→ ART: U.K. reverting back to his pirate days and calling France a wench
→ Prussia trying to break up Hungary and Austria and failing spectacularly
→ Germany gives Prussia a puppy to cheer him up
→ England and Canada meet through the Internet and end up bringing U.S. and France as chaperones
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy on drugs
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
• Offer for German language beta'ing.
• Many apologies for missing a day! As a result, this compilation covers two days.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.
→ MY TETIS < YOUR PAPA 3/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.
→ THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 2-4/? [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.
→ UNTITLED / ATTACK 2 FILLS [Russia/U.S.]
The temperature difference between Russia and U.S. creates steam when they make out.
→ THINGS I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER 3/3 [Russia, U.S.]
U.S. shows Russia the Disney rendition of Anastasia.
→ YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME 2/2 [Prussia, HRE]
The discovery and adoption of an amnesiac HRE.
→ CAMBIANDO 1/? [N. Italy/Germany]
For the traditional sexual positions reversal prompt.
→ SHORT AND BITTER... MUCH LIKE FINLAND [Sweden/Finland]
Realistic take; Finland bitter about his former status as an almost-Swedish colony.
→ GERMANY'S TERRIBLE HOLIDAYS [Germany/N. Italy]
Part of the Babelfished Engrish fic prompt.
→ UNTITLED 5/5 [Prussia/England]
General brawl sometime during the Seven Years' War.
→ DECISIONS, CHOICES AND RESULTS 3/? [U.S./Fem!Canada]
Teen Alfred accidentally knocks up Madeleine. They deal with the consequences.
→ WITH TIME COMES EXPERIENCE 4-5/? [U.S./England]
Realistic first time sex.
→ UNTITLED [Russia/U.S.]
Russia fucking U.S. with a loaded gun.
→ MAKE A SAN CHECK 1-2/? [World]
D&D night, Hetalia-style!
→ WALTES-ING WOLF 1-2/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. and Canada play a native game.
→ MISCOMMUNICATION 2/2 [Japan/Greece]
Japan hurts Greece's feelings and tries to make it up to him.
→ ART FILL [OCs]
Response to the U.S./England mpreg fic fill; several lovechildren of varying couples featured.
→ UNTITLED 1-2/? [Rome/Grecia]
Rome's courtship of Grecia and Aegyptus. (Mama Greece and Mama Egypt)
→ THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SUPERSIZE 7-8/? [U.S., England]
Poisonous burgers revert U.S. back to his child self; England copes.
→ A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL [Turkey/Poland]
Turkey rather likes his Lechistan.
→ FRICTION [Turkey/Greece]
Greece's first time.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 18/? [Poland/Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ JESUS WEPT [N. Italy/S. Italy, Vatican]
The micronation of Vatican City is the result of Italiacest.
→ SPRACHE 3/3 [Germany/England]
Germany dominates and talks dirty in German, to great effect.
→ LE CORPS DE LA FEMME 3/3 [France/Seychelles]
France teaches Seychelles the joys of multiple orgasms.
→ DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE 2/? [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.
→ GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES 1/? [Spain/S. Italy]
A reinterpretation of Spain's proposal to S. Italy.
→ WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 2/2 [U.S./England, France/Canada, Sweden/Finland, Spain/S. Italy, Germany/N. Italy, Greece/Turkey]
General competition in a hotel after a meeting to see who can have the loudest sex.
→ ALTERATION 1-2/? [U.S./Canada, England]
U.S. tortures Canada and England and then rapes Canada in front of England.
→ UNTITLED [U.S./England]
England's reaction to this video.
→ M O O N 4/5 [Russia/China]
Russia gets China drunk, and awkward sex ensues.
→ BLOWN INTO TINY PIECES [Russia, Finland]
The more drunk they get, the more friendly they become.
→ THE GHOST, NOT THE GUARDIAN 1/? [Russia/U.S.]
U.S. is now living in Russia's house.
→ PROLOGUE: NO HOME TO RETURN TO 3/3 [World]
Fire Emblem AU; the start of the journey.
→ UNTITLED 4/? [U.S./England]
U.S. stumbles across England's diary kept during the American Revolution.
REQUESTS
→ SUN/FLOWER
Japan/Taiwan
so lately I saw some japanxtaiwan mads on youtube like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4G7dwwBakI&feature=related or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sO_2m_fYI&feature=related and now I seem to have a soft spot for this pairing
so my request is something fluffy or angsty with japan/taiwan, I don't have a specific plot so I'll leave it up to anon
→ TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE ISLAND?
Northern England/Southern England. Arguing.
This anon isn't really looking for anything smutty as such. If you want to, anon, then go ahead- I'm just really interested to see how they'd interact. :D
→ ENGLAND'S AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY WAR DIARY
U.S./U.K.
America stumbles across the private diary England kept during the American Revolutionary War, and being America, he reads it anyway, and is deeply moved by the anguish and sadness expressed by England in his entries.
Bonus points if England catches him red-handed and starts yelling, FURIOUS, ..before he catches sight of America crying. And if it all ends up in needy!sexy tiems
→ HITLER AIN'T MY BUSINESS, BUT YOU SURE ARE
America/England
England is hurt by America's 'isolationism' in the 1920s and 1930s, and thinks America is no longer interested in him. England is especially disappointed with America's lack of support for him against Hitler. E.g. in a Gallup Poll in 1939, 83% Americans voted 'no' in response to whether America should help England (and France) in a war against Germany and Italy.
Alfred, despite his people's feelings, is actually still in love with England, and sets out to rectify his personal relationship with Arthur, trying to make it clear that he still deeply cares for Arthur although he can't do anything to break out of government's policy of isolationism. Angsty, but ends in understanding, make up sex please?
→ LIKE THE MUSICAL?
Ah, I hope this hasn't already been requested yet!
AU! Japan and Greece are cats. Not catboys. Not catgirls. Just cats. They come from different lands, but somehow meet! I want to see a day with Cat!Greece and Cat!Japan! You can use meow-speak as a foreign language...
BONUS: I wanna see some fish catching or something. Because Japan likes fish, and as far as I can remember, so does Greece (at least they did in the place I visited). Bonus!bonus if Japan says he won't eat the fish because it isn't from Tsukiji or they GET there fish from Tsukiji (although I'd prefer it set in Greece).
→ NOT MAD FOR MAPLE
America/Canada
can be au. can be canon. canada can be fem or male.
America falling desperately in love with Canada and not realizing it. Then flips out when he comes to the conclusion.
If Canada is a guy, op would love to see America flipping out about his door swinging that way and tries to convince himself that he's not gay by asking England to kiss him to see if he likes it.
smut is go or no go-- up to anon. just lots of romantic and dorky!al moments.
→ THE STRANGE HOBBIES OF A KING
Frederick I liked to collect large people and have them breed with each other to make more large people. He would go as far as bribing, even starting wars with other nations, just to get huge people. These giants would be at least 7ft, usually more.
Well, Russia isn't 7ft, but~
I want to see Prussia kidnapping Russia and some other large(tall) nations and forcing them to have sex.
→ DO YOU THINK THEY DIED?
Several countries go for a business dinner in a high end restaurant. Two countries that spend the entire meal just about ready to start throwing utensils at each other both go to the bathroom at the same time-- and don't come back.
Because work can't continue without both of them the other countries eventually send someone to find them-- that country doesn't come back either. So on and so forth.
The last country finds an orgy in the bathroom.
→ A VERY CLOSE SHAVE
A relative of mine told me that it's considered attempted murder in France and Italy to hit someone with a closed fist. (I'm terribly sorry if this is incorrect)
In America it is most definitely not. I want France or Italy (Or both) witnessing a fight in America and freaking the hell out.
→ SPARKLE THIS!
Eh, I know it's not a Hetalia!established country but...
RomaniaxAmerica! Because somebody needs to teach that asshole that vampires DO NOT sparkle!!!
(And come on, you KNOW you think Romania is a vampire too....)
All the Cullen-haters in the house say "Whoooah!"
→ THE EARLY BIRD LOSES THE WORM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Eriksson
I would like to see Norway trying to convince both America and Canada that he found them first, but they both had a hard time believing it or UK and France saying he is lying.
Do whatever you want, make me laugh.
→ THE LEGACY OF WILLIAM HUNG
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY?!
War of Awesomeness must commence!!! WHO'S AWESOMER?! PRUSSIA, CHUCK NORRIS, JACK BAUER, MR. T, OR (insert name here)!? I want to see a contest to prove who the most epic and awesome is! GO!
→ IYAAA~N AMERICA, PLEASE GO FASTER~~~~
US/UK in that order please.
Something pertaining to, "Iyaaa~n America, please go faster~~~~" - England. Funny or sexy tiems is your choice, or bonus if it's both.
-goes to fill out unfilled memes-
→ THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE
'Cause America wasn't the only one to wanna be a pirate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc
And because this video demands it XD Crack is almost preferred but if you can pull it off not being crack, it'd be awesome to see that!
→ "THE MIGHTY THOR", INDEED
After seeing that fic of Russia and America watching "Anastasia," I got to thinking - what would Sweden think of America's "The Mighty Thor" comics? Make it cute and comedic please. ;)
→ MORE MOLSON ANTICS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6u-Ug_y98&feature=related
Why must this call out to me for a fic ;__; America/Canada anyone? Needless to say, Canada has to top the crap outta him.
B: Other nations are there to watch Canada explode on America, and are just like 'We knew this was going to happen eventually etc.' and just stand there
→ PHILADELPHIA
America and the Philadelphia experiment. It serves as a prompt, too.
/tips hat and leaves
→ SIMPLE PLEASURES
France7Lithuania,cooking as seduction
→ OLD KINGDOM
So - this might be coming out of left field, but...
Has anyone read the Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix? It's a fantastic series, set in a side-read universe that's chilling because of how *easily* it could be real - the series consists of three Books: Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorsen.
I'd like to see a Hetalia fic set there - maybe a personification of the Old Kingdom, maybe England reminiscencing on the period when his country *was* the Kingdom, and his realtionship with the Bloodlines and whatnot
Yes, I know this is extremely obscure. I still want to see it.
→ ULTRA-ALTAIC BROMANCE
How about a crack pairing? I propose Finland/Turkey. Both countries are in a unique position between the East and the West (though Finland's East and Turkey's East aren't exactly the same thing), which should give them something to start a conversation about. Turkey has had many battles against Hungary in his past, so he should be quite interested in seeing what her little "cousin" is like.
→ TAB VIRGIN
Picture this: One day, someone actually responds positively to France's solicitations and decides, hey, let's have sex, instead of trying to get him to go somewhere else.
And France, in spite of knowing about all the arts of love and being able to apply most of them, had never, ever put it in. Ever. Because everyone's been trying to avoid sleeping with the pervert.
So, as they're trying to get it on, France gets more and more nervous as they get closer to the main event. And can't get it up.
Cue an extremely loud and humiliating scolding from his partner.
Bonus 1: in the course of the argument, it's revealed that France is a technical virgin.
Bonus 2: they get it on eventually anyway. Then, premature ejaculation.
Bonus 3: His partner gets bored, flips him over and fucks him like a bitch.
→ PAN-FRIED NO MORE
Since nobody followed through requesting it, I will.
Prussia grows a backbone, throws Hungary down and demands that she plays with herself in front of him.
B: Hungary majorly gets off on Dominant!Prussia
→ LOOKING BACK ON SILLA
Wikipedia def: "Silla (57 BC - 935 AD) (IPA: [ɕilla]) was one of the Three Kingdoms of Korea, and the longest sustaining dynasty in Asian history."
I so desperately want someone to write something on how Silla became Korea.
Please? :]
→ NEED I REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH ASS WE KICKED AT PASSCHENDAELE?
England/Canada or Canada/England, WWII. England has been keeping Canada off the front lines because he still thinks of Canada as a budding colony who can't afford the losses. Canada tries to prove his strength.
Whatever this entails is entirely up to you. A heated argument, rough sex, crazy sadomasochism, anything. As long as it has Canada showing that he has a backbone for once and England being surprised he had it in him.
Country names preferred to human names, except perhaps in dialogue. Mention of other characters/pairings is fine, and historical reference is very welcome.
→ UNNATURAL VISITORS
We all know Arthur makes imaginary fairy friends really easily, but let's have him meet a rather nasty creature this time. He, being an idiot, assumes that they'll get on so he approaches it and...molesting, smut, name-calling, tentacle rape, general nastiness, whatever suits you anon! Doesn't have to be a fairy.
→ NOT THE GAS-JERKING AGAIN
Russia/Lithuania
Concerned about national energy security, Toris has appealed to Ivan:
http://www.latimes.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-eu-lithuania-energy,0,1070979.story
Bonus: Ivan truly offended by such suspicions, and responds to them in very childish manner.
→ BUILT LIKE A TRUCK DOWN THERE, TOO
Denmark+Russia/Sweden - Threesome
BECAUSE I LOVE MANRY
AND RUSSIA AND DENMARK HAVE TEAMED UP A COUPLE OF TIMES TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SU-SAN
make it hot, anon ♥
Bonus: Denmark getting OWNED.
→ TO HEAVEN AND BACK
This anon wants to see some good old fashioned USxUK sexing...with a twist! UK is in such utter ecstacy that in the middle of his orgasm, he INVOLUNTARILY CHANGES INTO BRITTANIA ANGEL! Which of course leads to FTW?awkwardness, and a few more goes at the naughty... And pleaaase, MAKE IT SEXY!DIRTY!DELICIOUS! Alfred has to take his angel to heaven and back, after all...
reCaptcha agrees! : Sheer Hevn
→ EASIER DONE THAN SAID
Prussia/young!Germany, sexual education
Gilbert never really cared to tell his almost-son the facts of life and when Ludwig finally begins to ask questions at the age of 15, he proves again that he is much better wirh practice than with theory...
Kinks: first time sex, wicked tenderness, clueless!virgin!Ludwig
B: Ludwig calling Gilbo 'Vater'/'Daddy'/something like that
→ GLUTTON FOR "PUNISHMENT"
Russia/America
America gets almost-raped by Russia and saved at the last minute WATCHMEN STYLE and then comes back for more later. Bonus points for America riding Russia and Russia just being.... Russia.
→ THE RUSSIAN SCHOOLGIRL'S GUIDE TO COURTSHIP
Germany/Russia
Russia having a crush on Germany and doing silly schoolgirl things such as preparing and giving chocolate,blushing and babbling while he's speaking to Germany,being jealous of Italy's and stuff.
→ I BLAME ENGLAND'S LACK OF SEX LIFE FOR EVERYTHING
So, a friend of mine showed me this article that's on cracked.com, about how you shouldn't blame everything on America, because England did it first.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17310_i-blame-england-everything-defense-america.html
HOWEVER, I do believe the best quote from the article was: "I'd probably be eating your crumpets today if y'all hadn't been such uppity swinging dicks about taxing us within an inch of our lives. And for what? So you could fight another war with France? Why don't you and France get it over with and just fuck?"
England/France. Angry sex. GO.
→ JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER....
The Ballad of Arthur and Kiku
From fandomsecrets: http://i39.tinypic.com/2dbneqs.jpg
That should be pretty self-explanatory. ♥ Please and thank you!
→ CIDER SEASON!
Anyone/America
I know it's almost summer but this is something I've wanted to see for a while. (I'm gonna say sorry ahead of time if this is somewhere on here and I missed it)
America takes another country to see an autumn in New England. Can be anyone or lead to anything.
→ AWESOME MEANS WATCHING YOUR BALLS
Prussia/America - Awesome, Manly Sex.
Bonus -
"I'm straight."
"Me too."
"So...We're both straight."
"Yup."
"Awesome."
→ DEATH GODS OF THE WORLD
Bleach Crossover
ahahaha sorry if someone already requested this, but i couldn't find a fill anywhere...
America as Ichigo
England as Ishida (same voice actor!!!)
Hungary as Orihime
Gilbert as Kon? (lol)
Austria as Aizen
Russia as Gin
Lithuania as Kira
Kiku as Rukia
→ HIT IT LIKE IT'S 1812
Russia/Austria
Because Russian pianists are *CRAZY AWESOME*.
Austria walks in on Russia playing the piano in the crazy, angry, energetic way Russians do and gets massively turned on.
I don't care what happens after that, but the music should NOT be interupted for sex. They can have sex after the piece is over, or Austria can jerk off (or come in his pants) while Russia is still playing, but Russia should not stop playing in the middle for sexytiems.
B: Despite totally lusting after him, Austria mentally complains about Russia's horrid posture.
→ KUMAJIROU JUST DOESN'T CUT IT
*yawn* Since this anon is sleepy and should be going to bed (3:05 AM, go me!), she thinks she wants a snuggly story too... So please, can I have a USxUK snuggle story (with a snuggly UK), and if an anon wants to do one, a FrancexCanada? I'm mainly after USxUK, but I know someone will probably find something for FxC to do...Hell, I'm fine with multiple fills, so after a while, any pairing will do. Just give me snuggly ukes (and the occasional seme, I guess). Go wild anons! Fluff-i-tize me...*snooze*
→ THE AWESOME DIARY OF KINKY KNOWLEDGE
Kinky!Prussia/Germany
Prussia has his own diary in which he writes about all his kinky sexperiments and about the purchase of new toys- which he loves to try out on his brother.
Bonus points for the constant use of the word AWESOME and Italy, Japan or Hungary finding said diary and reading it.
→ SOMETHING EPIC THIS WAY COMES
Hetalia/Warhammer 40K.
Nuff said.
→ MILITARY + MAFIA: TOTAL ANNIHILATION
Somebody has hurt Germany. Badly.
Militarycombat!badass!Prussia and mafia!badass!Veneziano team up for horrible, bloodthirsty, murderous REVENGE.
Bonus points if both pray God for forgiveness (Italians are Catholics, Prussia used to be the Teutonic Knight) before they initiate the grinding-Germany-hurters-into-a-fine-bloody-mist.
→ TRADE IN YOUR WIVES, LONG LIVE THE BURGERS
We had America and Canada changing glasses and personalities, so let's see America and Sweden do the same.
→ THE GREAT DIVORCE
Human AU! WWI as a vicious, nasty, no-holds-barred custody battle between bitter!exes!France and Germany over their kids, Alsace and Lorraine. Guess who gets hurt most by the fight? Realistically horrific divorce proceedings. (Fem.France, plz.) (Other allies/axis powers can be lawyers perhaps? But I really want the focus on France and Germany.)
→ OL' QUEEN MUM'S GOT HOW MANY YEARS LEFT?
I just saw an episode of Simposons, in which Homer approched the English queen with the words(freely quoted, mind you!): "I know we Americans are your rude children who never calls back, and we're not as nice as our brother Canada - who, by the way, has never had a girlfriend - but we're good."
US/UK Alfred and Matthew is having a conversation about Arthur, which he overhears. He enjoys listening to his boys praising him (and doing the opposite, too), but then Alfred insults the English queen. Arthur gets furious, and Alfred has to make it up to him somehow.
→ THE AWESOME SEPARATION OF PAN AND PIANO
Prussia has a plan to break up Hungary and Austria.
Unfortunately for him, that plan is really, really stupid.
Sex isn't necessary, but I wouldn't say no to Hungary taunting Prussia by having sex with Austria right in front of him or something like that.
→ THAT'S CAP'N KIRKLAND TO YOU, WENCH
So, after stumbling on this and other similar websites:
Anon would like to see Arthur reverting back to his pirate mentality; ie, talking like a pirate, scaring the hell out of Spain and calling himself 'Captain Kirkland' (and having the hat to prove it), missing the seas and making dirty deals under the table. Bonus points for the Scandinavians being completely into it, as it reminds them of their Viking days, France getting called a wench (multiple times) and booty~ Pairings go as anon decides, although opportunistic!England would be awesome.
→ IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A BURGER IN BED?
The request is UK/femme!US/male!US.
Do with it as you will, anon. o7
→ HAVE YOU TRIED STAYING HOME AND COOKING FOR THE GERMAN TRENCHES?
US/UK; America is very protective of England, going way out of his way to keep him safe and make his life easier.
Bonus if it's during one of the world wars- "Haven't you suffered enough?"
→ ONE THOUSAND CRANES AND ONE SINGLE WISH
I want Japan/Sadako- something cute, terribly heartwarming, and heart breaking.
For those that don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadako_Sasaki
If you've ever read, 'Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes' then you should know this incredibly sad, tear jerking story.
...I just thought it'd be cute. u.u
→ OILED JOINTS AND PURRING MOTORS
Crazy dreams lead to ideas for the kink meme
Robot!AU. World has been taken over by robots, so therefore, the nations are now robots. Bonus points if any ahoges are on/off switches.
→ QUIT TOUCHING CALIFORNIA!
The countries that allow same-sex marriage try to convince America to reconsider Prop 8, with sexy results.
→ BEWARE OF PANDA
Russia/Prussia.
Prussia unexpectedly receives another large stuffed panda in the mail. Little does he know it's not actually a stuffed toy, but a suit with someone inside...
→ THE DEVIL'S IN THE DELTOIDS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
America and the Jersey Devil. Because while his daddy's mythological creatures are more well known, America has quite the collection of strange creatures of his own. This is one.
→ CANADA IN CARIBBEAN DIPLOMACY
America/Canada/Cuba
America and Cuba have to try to set aside their differences and start talking to each other again. Canada comes along to mediate. (Smut or gen is up to anon).
I imagine America wouldn't really know that Canada and Cuba are kind of BFFs, and so I assume he'd be kind of jealous of their dynamic (since he and Canada were at odds for several years recently). I have one little scene in my head where Cuba gives Canada a cigar the moment he gets off the plane, then fully forgets to offer America one for like 10 awkward seconds.
Awkward apologies, passive-aggressiveness, and Canada trying to play both sides of the field equally is appreciated. <3
→ CHATS OVER CHAPERONES
Arthur and Canada have been chit-chatting through the internet, eventually agreed to date. However, none of them expected it to be the other.
As good people do when meeting someone from the internet from the first time, they've agreed each of them bring one with them when meeting. Canada brings Alfred, Arthur Francis. Now, how to get through this awkward date?
→ A PIRATE FOR YOUR POUNDING
US/UK
Inspired by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte
Pirate!America versus England in the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.
→ LEAST IT'S NOT GLAM ROCK
Anything as long as it involves punk Arthur.
Stupid gig antics, hanging around the streets of Camden, getting arrested, annoying tourists... I just really love his fanon punk self.
→ BROTHERS IN DEFEAT, BROTHERS IN SURRENDER
prussia and germany being forced to fuck each other by the victorious allies
b: allies join in at the end
→ FINED ACROSS THE POND AND BACK
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/British_Couple_Fined_for_Loud_Sex
I think the link tells a lot of the request.
I want America/England, smut with screaming, etc. You can put whatever sort of kinks they're doing that you want...
As long as it's mentioned or included that they get fined for their activities by other nations.
→ LIKE MOTHER COUNTRY, LIKE COLONY
Colonial!America/UK
Teenage Colonial America manages to top England after a short making out session that leads to a dominance struggle. And it PISSES OFF England to no end, especially since he enjoyed it. Should have an angsty and conflicted ending.
→ IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A WALKING FLAG
Requester!Anon is admittedly, a big huge geek. Which inevitable led to the following request:
America / Captain America
I don't care who tops who or how or why, just make it happen, for the love of all that is crack!
→ ROME, ROMULUS AND REMUS
Men have mammary tissue that can be stimulated to produce milk.
Germania, Rome (yes, in that order) and his hairy "Holy crap, it's a Persian rug!"-chest.
→ AND IN PRUSSIA'S SHRUBBERY...
Molossia/Sealand and UK/US
http://www.molossia.org/countryeng.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Molossia
Sealand and Molossia form an alliance in the ongoing war against Prussia. England and America think their kids are too young to be forming alliances, and are put through their paces trying to stop them. Yes, I'm asking for silly kid love and general micronation mayhem. XD
→ IMAGINARY FRIENDS ACROSS THE CHANNEL
FrancexEngland with a twist!
Anyone who has seen a ballet or looked it up certain ones like Giselle or La Sylphide have noticed that quite a few mystical creatures appear in a country that refuses to believe in their existence.
England goes looking for France late one night and finds him dancing with a wili or a sylphide. Naturally shocked at first by the fact France can see them, he barges in and starts to demand answers (and an apology for all the times France called him crazy for seeing them).
As the two argue, the creature that France was dancing with looks between the two and asks if England is France's mate. And it all goes crazy from there.
No name preferences, multiple fills and art welcome.
(ReCaptcha: watchmen out, apparently, ReCaptcha is a fan of the movie.)
→ PUP FOR PRUSSIA
Prussia's been morose about something or another and Germany is getting sick of it. So he gives him a puppy to make him cheer the hell up (and learn to be more responsible while he's at it).
Just cute brotherly fluff. Germancest is love too, but no sex in this one.
→ SHORTS AND PYRAMID METAPHORS
EnglandxPrussia in the middle of the Egyptian desert, based of this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-Cold_in_Alex
Bonus if Prussia's awesome shorts are mentioned somehow.
→ ROOM WITH A VIEW
Germany and Austria getting it on in some random room, with a window.
Prussia being a vouyer. Switzerland catching him being a vouyer(passing by, I don't know).
You choose how it goes from there, please.
Prussia's point of view would be appreciated.
→ BROTHERLY PROXIMITY
erm.. new anon here so umm i'd like someone to do a fill about Sealand and England stuck in an enclosed place.
Bonus Point: Sealand at some point murmured 'nii-san'
→ SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED VAMPIRISM
U.K. + America + France/vampire!Canada. This anon just watched some snippets of a vampire flick where vampirism is treated like a sexually transmitted infection.
So, I'd like to see England, France and America as a group of vampire hunters who think that nothing bad can come out of gangbanging what they think is a weak, pitiful, moe vampire!Canada, not realizing (until the morning after) that having sex with a vampire turns you into one. (Perhaps someone lifts the blinds in their bedrooms and the sunlight really gets to them? Or they find themselves suddenly very "thirsty")
Bonus if Canada knows all about this little 'side-effect' but decides not to tell them as a way of getting revenge on "those horny bastards".
And then some four-way vampire sexings afterward?
→ A LOVE ADVICE (TRAIN) CRASH
I've read this kink-meme fic before about Romano's love advice column and I would love to see a US or UK version of it.
((also, USxUK please?))
→ IN THE FRENCH ELEMENT ON BOTH COUNTS
Prussia/France
Sex in the kitchen.
FILL OFFERS
→ England/France, England comforting France after a death during the Reign of Terror
→ Turkey/India, from ancient empires to new democracies; secular with religious awkwardness
→ Japan/Greece, AU as cats
→ Hetalia Hookerverse, house-mama!China and callboy!Spain
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy having a wet dream about Germany while they share a bed
→ SEQUEL: to And This Is The End fill for Doomsday/end of the world prompt
→ U.S./Canada, U.S. falling for Canada without realizing it and then freaking out when he does
→ U.S./England, U.S. fighting the supernatural for England
→ America and the Philadelphia Experiment
→ Old Kingdom AU; personification of the Old Kingdom, England reminiscing, etc.
→ U.S./England, America being extremely protective of England during one of the world wars
→ Italy's involvement with the Korean War and their sympathy with Korea's difficult reunification
→ Molossia/Sealand, Molossia and Sealand form an alliance in Molossia's ongoing war against Prussia
→ Silla as the origin of the current Korea
→ ART: U.K. reverting back to his pirate days and calling France a wench
→ Prussia trying to break up Hungary and Austria and failing spectacularly
→ Germany gives Prussia a puppy to cheer him up
→ England and Canada meet through the Internet and end up bringing U.S. and France as chaperones
→ Germany/N. Italy, N. Italy on drugs
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
• Offer for German language beta'ing.
• Many apologies for missing a day! As a result, this compilation covers two days.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.