21. April 19, 2009
FILLS
→ NATIONS IN SPACE 3.5/3 [N. Italy, Germany, Prussia]
Hetalia as a space opera; in the distant future, man has moved to space.
→ CROATOAN 53-55/? [England/U.S.]
England saves U.S. from the fairies!
→ HOW TO MORTIFY ARTHUR: PHONE SEX EDITION 2/2 [U.S./England]
U.S. calls England for phone sex in the middle of a meeting. He's on speaker phone.
→ HIS QUEEN 3/3 [England/Elizabeth I]
Part of the Nations/Humans prompt.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 / IMPORTANCE [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark is suffering in silence.
→ YUM YUM SUGARBUM 1/? [France/England]
French cooking is serious business. Do Not Interrupt.
→ THE NOT SO AWESOME SEXUAL FRUSTRATION OF GILBO 2/2 [Prussia/Hungary]
"Hungary puts viagra in Prussia's beer as a joke".
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 8/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ DUST IN YOUR EYES [England, U.S.]
England stumbles across U.S.'s storage room.
→ SIX TIMES WHEN KOREA UNIFIED (AND THREE IN WHICH THEY DID NOT) 9/9 [N. Korea, S. Korea]
An exploration of the Korean reunification as it happened (or didn't happen).
→ THE CONFERENCE [Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway]
Omake to Nordic Outing; from the nations' identities revealed to the public prompt.
→ ART FILL [Russia]
For the Nations/Football; football uniforms prompt.
REQUESTS
→ CRAZY IVAN IS CRAZY
Russia/China
we need more russia/china love! somethings about russia being mentally unstable and crazy and china having to deal with ivans madness. run with it anons!!
→ BIRTHDAY, UNBIRTHDAY, S'ALL GOOD
So, it's this anon's 18th birthday on Wednesday 22nd, and I know that I won't be getting anything remotely Hetalia related. Not a chance. I don't want to sound selfish, so this request is for a birthday present for all anons out there.
I don't have any preference as to pairing, as long as it's cute, sweet, hot or sexy or a combination of those. As this is an anon birthday present, smut only if it is a result of some event, ie. fluff first, then smut. No fills consisting purely of smut please.
As for the kink, it can be birthdays, coming of age or chocolate. This anon doesn't care if it doesn't include any of those, as long as it's heart-warming. It can also be bittersweet or sad, provided there is an uplifting end.
I hope this isn't too much to ask. I've requested early to give anon a few days to get going with this, and I promise I will not check to see if it is filled before Wednesday. Please give me and other anons a nice surprise! Thanks, see you on Wednesday!
Forgot to mention awesome.
Bonus is Prussia, for the win.
→ CHEEP LOVE IS FINE TOO
http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/1857.html?thread=13531457#t13531457
Bunny advice thread has made me want this too bad: Prussia's bird/Hungary's bird
Make me cry of cute please.
→ COMEDY, IT MUST BE REAL COMEDY IMPORT IT FROM CANADA
I've lurked, I've read many a fill and done a few myself. What comes to my attention is while there's a few jokes, a hilarious request, a fill just for the lulz etc, there are very few fills that are really funny, most of the way through. And anon is in dire need of being cheered up.
So what I'd like to see is good comedy. Not forced, but something genuinely funny that makes anon laugh out loud. Reduced to tears if you will. Sex, crack, straight, gay, awesome... No preference. XD
I know anon can write excellently, and laughter is the best medicine, so have some fun with this one.
→ FALL OF THE NOT-ROMAN EMPIRE: TAKE TWO
Italy/Germany after WW2
I-idk if this can make any sense historically, but after reading all these great angsty fics about Germany after WWII, I'd rather like to read an N.ItalyxGermany (order of names not THAT important) fic set after the same (directly or much later) where they...well, make up. some H/C would be ok too
Angst would be great, but so would a happy hopeful ending. :3
B: Germany has scars which remind N.I. of Grandpa Rome's. Please, you'd have my soul. ¤_¤
(smut/not and names and such all the same to me, really. :)
→ 2 PRUSSIA 1 HUNGARY
The RPers on the anon meme have given me terribleplot bunnies, so what I want to see is: Both Prussias/Hungary
B: DP
BB: Hungary gets bored, cracks out the strap-on and is all; “one of you, get on all fours. The other, kneel down and start licking."
→ THE BURGER IS IN LOVE
This request is for U.S./Canada:
I'd like a sequel to the doujin The Maple Is In Love (scanlation found here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/1355775.html), fic or art, where they work out the misunderstanding and get together.
Sickness H/C would be a HUGE bonus, crack (the doujin itself is half-crack anyway) is welcome. Thanks, anon!
→ TWICE THE BROTHER FOR HALF THE PIPING
Russia/Germany rape
Germany and Prussia have been captured by Russia.
Because Russia wants to get some secret out of Prussia and normal torture (please no permanent damage) did not work, he decides to rape his brother.... with his pipe.
No death please.
Bonus points for Gilbert/Ludwig hurt/comfort fluff afterwards.
→ TIP #154: ALWAYS WATCH FOR LURKING HUNGARIES
I want Teutonic Knight!Prussia and HRE!Germany, being siblings. And Prussia is the worst role model EVER; teaching HRE how to spy on Chibitalia bathing, dragging HRE to mischief with him, playing pranks on Austria...
→ PIONEERING NEW TERRITORY, THE SAFE WAY (MAYBE)
Anon would love to see some Nations experimenting with sex together. Anon means like, bondage, orgasm denial, sex in places of dubious wisdom~ NEW THINGS.
Preferred pairing would be Germany/N.Italy, Spain/S.Italy, US/UK, etc, fanon-canon pairings. Author-anon can decide.
GO FOR IT ANON. EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR GOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
→ DEMOCRACY ORIGINATED IN KOREA GREECE
America and Greece. Greece was the one to lay down the foundations of modern democracy, and America wants to thank him in some way.
→ ABSTINENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, ALFRED
Colonial!America/Canada
Teen America accidentally gets Canada pregnant and they have to hide it from England/France. Mpreg or genderswich, anon doesn't have a preference. Just throw in a bit of fluff?
→ ARE THOSE ACTUAL SARDINES IN THE BACKSEAT OR--DEFINITELY SARDINES
A large grouping of nations have to cram themselves into a tiny little car for more than an hour and there is so little room people end up in laps, on the floor, and in places they'd prefer not to be.
Bonus: Northern Italy is driving
Even Bigger Bonus: Somehow an orgy of sorts starts up in the back seat.
(I'm not too picky about anything... but I'd prefer no USxUK)
→ THAT OTHER ARTHUR
This anon has a pet theory that Winston Churchill is the second coming of King Arthur. TVTropes can explain this in more detail:
"Arthur promised to come back in England's time of greatest need, and spend the meantime on the island of fairies, Avalon. Well, you can't get much more Greatest Need than WWII, fighting all of Europe alone, and Churchill saved them. The weight issue is a simple matter of a millennium spent being given very good food by fairies on an island too small for regular exercises. The real reason he didn't remain prime minister wasn't politics, but because he had to return to Avalon until he was needed once more."
I would like fic of this.
→ DELICIOUS VOCABULARY WORDS
Prussia/Germany Schadenfreude
Just as the title says
Smut or fluff, doesn't matter but smut is preferred . Prussia being... himself and Germany pretending he doesn't like it
B: If smut, half way through they switch positions (doesn't matter how they end up, just switched)
(I don't think this was requested before >.<)
→ WHY SO ANAL, IVAN?
Russia/Lithuania
Yakov Smirnov once said "In Soviet Russia there are no gays, there are homosexuals but they're not allowed to be gay about it."
kinda harsh, but yeah the Soviet Union was really anal on homosexuality :\
(ahahahahaah awsum pun is awsum XD)
hypocritical!Russia punishing Liet for being gay
→ PEDOCLUSTERFUCK GO!
Spain/France/England/Colonial America
Okay, so I want some colonial!america shouta involving Spain and France. England shows up in an attempt to be the pedo-police? hur hur
England joins in the orgy?
Bonus for them fighting over who america likes the most.
Can be a little dark, but not too dark please.
*anon is ashamed and hides in corner*
→ COURTLY LOVE FOR A SONG
Eleanor of Aquitaine brings the concept of "courtly love" from France to England. Anon humbly requests France as a troubadour writing of his secret admiration for the noble and distant England. Platonic or not would be fine. (It would be great if they weren't actually kids like they are in canon during the Middle Ages; however, anon is not averse to them being kids.)
→ SUDDENLY, MONGOLS
Mongol/Russia
The Mongolian invasion/occupation is said to have drastically changed the potential trajectory of Russian history and culture.
This anon would like to see this happen with Mongol/Ivan non-con (the darker the better!), and how this affects the way Russia has behaved since.
Please please?
→ ON THE ALTERNATIVE USES OF FORESKIN
America/England
Statistically, most English men are not circumcised, while most American men are. So I'm requesting something with docking here.
→ THOSE ARE THE WURST KISSES!
Germany/N.Italy Italy refuses to kiss Germany after he(Germany) eats bratwurst, but Germany doesn't know that's the reason and thinks he's offended Italy somehow. Cue getting presents and Germany getting flustered.
→ NEXT IT'LL BE PRUSSIA'S EYEBALLS
America/Britannia Angel
The wings are an erogenous zone. =D
→ THE ACT OF WEARING THE PANTS: ACTUAL PENIS NOT REQUIRED
Belarus figures a new way to win Russia's heart; if he doesn't want a wife, how 'bout a husband? So when attending a party held by US, she dresses up as male to seduce her brother, who's the only one of the nations that doesn't see right through her.
Include hand-kiss, heavy flirting, seducing with words, dances and drinks, please <3 Ending is up to anon
→ NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS WINGS (MAYBE)
Badass!France; France reminding everyone that he was once a Power.
→ TONY'S EPIC EFFORTS AT COCKBLOCKING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendlesham_Forest_Incident
Sometimes called Britain's Roswell. In the case of this prompt, it's also known as Tony's Epic Efforts at Cockblocking. America and England's attempts at trysts in the woods and later a farmhouse are not allowed to proceed quietly. XD
If they overcome this is up to you!
→ I AM AN ISLAND, MY FACE IS A ROCK
America/England
Something based on the lyrics from "I am a Rock."
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/simon+and+garfunkel/i+am+a+rock_20124809.html
England is, in fact, an island, but still.
→ STATUS: SOMEBODY KILL PRUSSIA BEFORE HE SENDS ME ANOTHER USELESS APP PLZ
The nations reach Facebook.
Now, what kind of pictured would be posted? What clubs would they join? Would they befriend one another, have long discussions or sent small presents? Up to you!
Bonus: If Denmark and Norway are included <3 Need more love
→ ROMANO RESCUE REDUX
I've been craving for more Spain/Romano lately...
So my request is, France has finally captured Romano, who is confused and freaked out since he was unconscious at the time. Of course Spain, comes to the rescue! by the power of loooooove
Anon would appreciate it if Romano was a teen/young adult.
Sex is appreciated but not necessary. :]
→ IMPORTANT PIECES OF ANATOMY
USA/UK
Prostate. <- Yeah that's all about.
→ IT'S CA-NA-DICK!
Canada x America incest (yes, Canada x America, not America x Canada)
Canada wants America to remember who he is. After all, he's the second largest after Prussia's 5 metres after Russia, ne? :3
Bonus if they're somehow in character. Bonus if France/England somehow get involved. =www=
→ THE FANBOY FELLOWSHIP OF TIME-TRAVEL NERDS
England/Anyone (preferably France, but I'm not too picky) - Doctor Who, fluff
England keeps adding Doctor Who references/jokes to his conversation and the other has no idea what England is talking about to England's complete and utter surprise. So he pressures/forces/coaxes the other country to sit down with him and enjoy a marathon.
→ DOITSU PASUTAAA WA LEDDII DESU KAWAII MEATBALL
Lets have a good ol' Germany/N. Italy fic. Any plot/genre/rating, other pairings and characters very welcomed.
Heres the catch:
Make it as BAD and ENGRISH as possible
Like a 'ran it through a translator a few times' bad.
An example 8D:
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/35657.html?thread=10909769#t10909769
→ IN SEARCH OF BIGFOOT
While playing a game or watching TV or something, America is reminded of the legend of Big Foot. So he decides to grab Canada and go on an impromptu camping trip to find the legend. What they end up finding is up to the anon, but I would love to see some brotherly bickering going on between the two, and Canada causing America to cry (since he's done it before~).
Smut not required, fluff is perfectly a-ok!
→ THERE IS NO SUGGESTION HERE
SOMEONE EATING THESE SUGGESTIVE SHROOMS
http://cdn5.quizapps.com/images/image?id=2273547&resize_within=350%2C500&image_hash=fefb645ee8f5b41544e09811d8e554cabaabf067
→ 100 YEARS OF SEXUAL TENSION
Where's the FRUK love in this meme? D8
France/UK, Napoleonic Wars or The Hundred Year's War?
I really just want lots of UST and possibly a slightly darker side of Francis'?.
→ THESE HANDCUFFS AIN'T FOR SHOW-AND-TELL
UK/US Prison sex. By that I mean Guard!Arthur and Prisoner!Alfred. If that's not kinky enough, them being watched or the possibility of it being seen, bondage, dirty talk, Arthur being an aggressive and possessive s.o.b. Alfred not being a laying back and taking it uke, and putting up a fight.
B: you can through Canada in there too, as a fellow prisoner or guard.
→ MY SCHLONG IS LONGER THAN YOURS
All the male countries are at a world meeting debating...
their penis sizes!
Based on : http://zero-rechter.livejournal.com/6433.html
No sexy times needed, but please let it be funny <3
FILL OFFERS
→ Colonial!America/Canada, teen America accidentally gets Canada pregnant and they have to hide it from France/England
→ Anyone, eating suggestive shrooms
→ Nations trapped and crammed in a small car together
→ U.S./Britannia Angel, wings as erogenous zone
→ U.S./Canada, sex in the shower with possessive U.S. [ ART / FIC]
→ France/England, based on the troubadour tradition brought to England by Eleanor of Aquitaine
→ Germany/N. Italy, Babelfish Engrish fic
→ ART: U.S. and Canada at an anime convention
→ France being a Power... or just being badass
→ U.S./England, docking according to circumcision statistics
→ England/U.S., pirates on different ships, past lovers
→ ART: Chibi Meeting of the World due to Britannia Accident [ 1 / 2]
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.
→ NATIONS IN SPACE 3.5/3 [N. Italy, Germany, Prussia]
Hetalia as a space opera; in the distant future, man has moved to space.
→ CROATOAN 53-55/? [England/U.S.]
England saves U.S. from the fairies!
→ HOW TO MORTIFY ARTHUR: PHONE SEX EDITION 2/2 [U.S./England]
U.S. calls England for phone sex in the middle of a meeting. He's on speaker phone.
→ HIS QUEEN 3/3 [England/Elizabeth I]
Part of the Nations/Humans prompt.
→ UNTITLED 2/2 / IMPORTANCE [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark is suffering in silence.
→ YUM YUM SUGARBUM 1/? [France/England]
French cooking is serious business. Do Not Interrupt.
→ THE NOT SO AWESOME SEXUAL FRUSTRATION OF GILBO 2/2 [Prussia/Hungary]
"Hungary puts viagra in Prussia's beer as a joke".
→ YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 8/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.
→ DUST IN YOUR EYES [England, U.S.]
England stumbles across U.S.'s storage room.
→ SIX TIMES WHEN KOREA UNIFIED (AND THREE IN WHICH THEY DID NOT) 9/9 [N. Korea, S. Korea]
An exploration of the Korean reunification as it happened (or didn't happen).
→ THE CONFERENCE [Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway]
Omake to Nordic Outing; from the nations' identities revealed to the public prompt.
→ ART FILL [Russia]
For the Nations/Football; football uniforms prompt.
REQUESTS
→ CRAZY IVAN IS CRAZY
Russia/China
we need more russia/china love! somethings about russia being mentally unstable and crazy and china having to deal with ivans madness. run with it anons!!
→ BIRTHDAY, UNBIRTHDAY, S'ALL GOOD
So, it's this anon's 18th birthday on Wednesday 22nd, and I know that I won't be getting anything remotely Hetalia related. Not a chance. I don't want to sound selfish, so this request is for a birthday present for all anons out there.
I don't have any preference as to pairing, as long as it's cute, sweet, hot or sexy or a combination of those. As this is an anon birthday present, smut only if it is a result of some event, ie. fluff first, then smut. No fills consisting purely of smut please.
As for the kink, it can be birthdays, coming of age or chocolate. This anon doesn't care if it doesn't include any of those, as long as it's heart-warming. It can also be bittersweet or sad, provided there is an uplifting end.
I hope this isn't too much to ask. I've requested early to give anon a few days to get going with this, and I promise I will not check to see if it is filled before Wednesday. Please give me and other anons a nice surprise! Thanks, see you on Wednesday!
Forgot to mention awesome.
Bonus is Prussia, for the win.
→ CHEEP LOVE IS FINE TOO
http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/1857.html?thread=13531457#t13531457
Bunny advice thread has made me want this too bad: Prussia's bird/Hungary's bird
Make me cry of cute please.
→ COMEDY, IT MUST BE REAL COMEDY IMPORT IT FROM CANADA
I've lurked, I've read many a fill and done a few myself. What comes to my attention is while there's a few jokes, a hilarious request, a fill just for the lulz etc, there are very few fills that are really funny, most of the way through. And anon is in dire need of being cheered up.
So what I'd like to see is good comedy. Not forced, but something genuinely funny that makes anon laugh out loud. Reduced to tears if you will. Sex, crack, straight, gay, awesome... No preference. XD
I know anon can write excellently, and laughter is the best medicine, so have some fun with this one.
→ FALL OF THE NOT-ROMAN EMPIRE: TAKE TWO
Italy/Germany after WW2
I-idk if this can make any sense historically, but after reading all these great angsty fics about Germany after WWII, I'd rather like to read an N.ItalyxGermany (order of names not THAT important) fic set after the same (directly or much later) where they...well, make up. some H/C would be ok too
Angst would be great, but so would a happy hopeful ending. :3
B: Germany has scars which remind N.I. of Grandpa Rome's. Please, you'd have my soul. ¤_¤
(smut/not and names and such all the same to me, really. :)
→ 2 PRUSSIA 1 HUNGARY
The RPers on the anon meme have given me terribleplot bunnies, so what I want to see is: Both Prussias/Hungary
B: DP
BB: Hungary gets bored, cracks out the strap-on and is all; “one of you, get on all fours. The other, kneel down and start licking."
→ THE BURGER IS IN LOVE
This request is for U.S./Canada:
I'd like a sequel to the doujin The Maple Is In Love (scanlation found here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/1355775.html), fic or art, where they work out the misunderstanding and get together.
Sickness H/C would be a HUGE bonus, crack (the doujin itself is half-crack anyway) is welcome. Thanks, anon!
→ TWICE THE BROTHER FOR HALF THE PIPING
Russia/Germany rape
Germany and Prussia have been captured by Russia.
Because Russia wants to get some secret out of Prussia and normal torture (please no permanent damage) did not work, he decides to rape his brother.... with his pipe.
No death please.
Bonus points for Gilbert/Ludwig hurt/comfort fluff afterwards.
→ TIP #154: ALWAYS WATCH FOR LURKING HUNGARIES
I want Teutonic Knight!Prussia and HRE!Germany, being siblings. And Prussia is the worst role model EVER; teaching HRE how to spy on Chibitalia bathing, dragging HRE to mischief with him, playing pranks on Austria...
→ PIONEERING NEW TERRITORY, THE SAFE WAY (MAYBE)
Anon would love to see some Nations experimenting with sex together. Anon means like, bondage, orgasm denial, sex in places of dubious wisdom~ NEW THINGS.
Preferred pairing would be Germany/N.Italy, Spain/S.Italy, US/UK, etc, fanon-canon pairings. Author-anon can decide.
GO FOR IT ANON. EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR GOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
→ DEMOCRACY ORIGINATED IN KOREA GREECE
America and Greece. Greece was the one to lay down the foundations of modern democracy, and America wants to thank him in some way.
→ ABSTINENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, ALFRED
Colonial!America/Canada
Teen America accidentally gets Canada pregnant and they have to hide it from England/France. Mpreg or genderswich, anon doesn't have a preference. Just throw in a bit of fluff?
→ ARE THOSE ACTUAL SARDINES IN THE BACKSEAT OR--DEFINITELY SARDINES
A large grouping of nations have to cram themselves into a tiny little car for more than an hour and there is so little room people end up in laps, on the floor, and in places they'd prefer not to be.
Bonus: Northern Italy is driving
Even Bigger Bonus: Somehow an orgy of sorts starts up in the back seat.
(I'm not too picky about anything... but I'd prefer no USxUK)
→ THAT OTHER ARTHUR
This anon has a pet theory that Winston Churchill is the second coming of King Arthur. TVTropes can explain this in more detail:
"Arthur promised to come back in England's time of greatest need, and spend the meantime on the island of fairies, Avalon. Well, you can't get much more Greatest Need than WWII, fighting all of Europe alone, and Churchill saved them. The weight issue is a simple matter of a millennium spent being given very good food by fairies on an island too small for regular exercises. The real reason he didn't remain prime minister wasn't politics, but because he had to return to Avalon until he was needed once more."
I would like fic of this.
→ DELICIOUS VOCABULARY WORDS
Prussia/Germany Schadenfreude
Just as the title says
Smut or fluff, doesn't matter but smut is preferred . Prussia being... himself and Germany pretending he doesn't like it
B: If smut, half way through they switch positions (doesn't matter how they end up, just switched)
(I don't think this was requested before >.<)
→ WHY SO ANAL, IVAN?
Russia/Lithuania
Yakov Smirnov once said "In Soviet Russia there are no gays, there are homosexuals but they're not allowed to be gay about it."
kinda harsh, but yeah the Soviet Union was really anal on homosexuality :\
(ahahahahaah awsum pun is awsum XD)
hypocritical!Russia punishing Liet for being gay
→ PEDOCLUSTERFUCK GO!
Spain/France/England/Colonial America
Okay, so I want some colonial!america shouta involving Spain and France. England shows up in an attempt to be the pedo-police? hur hur
England joins in the orgy?
Bonus for them fighting over who america likes the most.
Can be a little dark, but not too dark please.
*anon is ashamed and hides in corner*
→ COURTLY LOVE FOR A SONG
Eleanor of Aquitaine brings the concept of "courtly love" from France to England. Anon humbly requests France as a troubadour writing of his secret admiration for the noble and distant England. Platonic or not would be fine. (It would be great if they weren't actually kids like they are in canon during the Middle Ages; however, anon is not averse to them being kids.)
→ SUDDENLY, MONGOLS
Mongol/Russia
The Mongolian invasion/occupation is said to have drastically changed the potential trajectory of Russian history and culture.
This anon would like to see this happen with Mongol/Ivan non-con (the darker the better!), and how this affects the way Russia has behaved since.
Please please?
→ ON THE ALTERNATIVE USES OF FORESKIN
America/England
Statistically, most English men are not circumcised, while most American men are. So I'm requesting something with docking here.
→ THOSE ARE THE WURST KISSES!
Germany/N.Italy Italy refuses to kiss Germany after he(Germany) eats bratwurst, but Germany doesn't know that's the reason and thinks he's offended Italy somehow. Cue getting presents and Germany getting flustered.
→ NEXT IT'LL BE PRUSSIA'S EYEBALLS
America/Britannia Angel
The wings are an erogenous zone. =D
→ THE ACT OF WEARING THE PANTS: ACTUAL PENIS NOT REQUIRED
Belarus figures a new way to win Russia's heart; if he doesn't want a wife, how 'bout a husband? So when attending a party held by US, she dresses up as male to seduce her brother, who's the only one of the nations that doesn't see right through her.
Include hand-kiss, heavy flirting, seducing with words, dances and drinks, please <3 Ending is up to anon
→ NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS WINGS (MAYBE)
Badass!France; France reminding everyone that he was once a Power.
→ TONY'S EPIC EFFORTS AT COCKBLOCKING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendlesham_Forest_Incident
Sometimes called Britain's Roswell. In the case of this prompt, it's also known as Tony's Epic Efforts at Cockblocking. America and England's attempts at trysts in the woods and later a farmhouse are not allowed to proceed quietly. XD
If they overcome this is up to you!
→ I AM AN ISLAND, MY FACE IS A ROCK
America/England
Something based on the lyrics from "I am a Rock."
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/simon+and+garfunkel/i+am+a+rock_20124809.html
England is, in fact, an island, but still.
→ STATUS: SOMEBODY KILL PRUSSIA BEFORE HE SENDS ME ANOTHER USELESS APP PLZ
The nations reach Facebook.
Now, what kind of pictured would be posted? What clubs would they join? Would they befriend one another, have long discussions or sent small presents? Up to you!
Bonus: If Denmark and Norway are included <3 Need more love
→ ROMANO RESCUE REDUX
I've been craving for more Spain/Romano lately...
So my request is, France has finally captured Romano, who is confused and freaked out since he was unconscious at the time. Of course Spain, comes to the rescue! by the power of loooooove
Anon would appreciate it if Romano was a teen/young adult.
Sex is appreciated but not necessary. :]
→ IMPORTANT PIECES OF ANATOMY
USA/UK
Prostate. <- Yeah that's all about.
→ IT'S CA-NA-DICK!
Canada x America incest (yes, Canada x America, not America x Canada)
Canada wants America to remember who he is. After all, he's the second largest after Prussia's 5 metres after Russia, ne? :3
Bonus if they're somehow in character. Bonus if France/England somehow get involved. =www=
→ THE FANBOY FELLOWSHIP OF TIME-TRAVEL NERDS
England/Anyone (preferably France, but I'm not too picky) - Doctor Who, fluff
England keeps adding Doctor Who references/jokes to his conversation and the other has no idea what England is talking about to England's complete and utter surprise. So he pressures/forces/coaxes the other country to sit down with him and enjoy a marathon.
→ DOITSU PASUTAAA WA LEDDII DESU KAWAII MEATBALL
Lets have a good ol' Germany/N. Italy fic. Any plot/genre/rating, other pairings and characters very welcomed.
Heres the catch:
Make it as BAD and ENGRISH as possible
Like a 'ran it through a translator a few times' bad.
An example 8D:
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/35657.html?thread=10909769#t10909769
→ IN SEARCH OF BIGFOOT
While playing a game or watching TV or something, America is reminded of the legend of Big Foot. So he decides to grab Canada and go on an impromptu camping trip to find the legend. What they end up finding is up to the anon, but I would love to see some brotherly bickering going on between the two, and Canada causing America to cry (since he's done it before~).
Smut not required, fluff is perfectly a-ok!
→ THERE IS NO SUGGESTION HERE
SOMEONE EATING THESE SUGGESTIVE SHROOMS
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→ 100 YEARS OF SEXUAL TENSION
Where's the FRUK love in this meme? D8
France/UK, Napoleonic Wars or The Hundred Year's War?
I really just want lots of UST and possibly a slightly darker side of Francis'?.
→ THESE HANDCUFFS AIN'T FOR SHOW-AND-TELL
UK/US Prison sex. By that I mean Guard!Arthur and Prisoner!Alfred. If that's not kinky enough, them being watched or the possibility of it being seen, bondage, dirty talk, Arthur being an aggressive and possessive s.o.b. Alfred not being a laying back and taking it uke, and putting up a fight.
B: you can through Canada in there too, as a fellow prisoner or guard.
→ MY SCHLONG IS LONGER THAN YOURS
All the male countries are at a world meeting debating...
their penis sizes!
Based on : http://zero-rechter.livejournal.com/6433.html
No sexy times needed, but please let it be funny <3
FILL OFFERS
→ Colonial!America/Canada, teen America accidentally gets Canada pregnant and they have to hide it from France/England
→ Anyone, eating suggestive shrooms
→ Nations trapped and crammed in a small car together
→ U.S./Britannia Angel, wings as erogenous zone
→ U.S./Canada, sex in the shower with possessive U.S. [ ART / FIC]
→ France/England, based on the troubadour tradition brought to England by Eleanor of Aquitaine
→ Germany/N. Italy, Babelfish Engrish fic
→ ART: U.S. and Canada at an anime convention
→ France being a Power... or just being badass
→ U.S./England, docking according to circumcision statistics
→ England/U.S., pirates on different ships, past lovers
→ ART: Chibi Meeting of the World due to Britannia Accident [ 1 / 2]
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