"Okay, just to keep you all informed of what I've been doing... I'm moving the colony. We still don't have much fuel, so I had Isis do one short burst on all the thrusters, pushing us in the direction of the Sun. We can put the brakes on later when we can afford to... or not. It's not really hurting us to drift in that direction. ...Anyway, if ( Read more... )

"Okay, these meteor strikes are definitely in the same places at the same times as before. Which means tomorrow morning... I don't know about any of you, but I don't want to die again. Anyone wants to help me figure out how to, uh, not... I'll be in the Rec Room."

"Okay, I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but something really fucking strange is happening and we need to do something about it. Anyone who gives a shit, meet me in the dining room. Anyone who doesn't, go throw yourselves out an airlock, because you're a goddamn waste of oxygen."

"Richard Hammond's dead. I suspect foul play. He's... some of him's... missing. If you're squeamish, avoid the corridor outside room four. ...I could use some help with James, though."

"Alright, good job, go team, everything's more or less back to normal. Give yourselves a pat on the back. Am I seriously the only one who wants to take a bit of a fucking break after all that? I get the whole being responsible thing, believe me, but there's such a thing as too much. So, uh, if any of you want to take a well-deserved and long- ( Read more... )

"Despair?"

"Okay, did that feel a lot worse to anyone or is it just me? I mean, this armor and high gravity aren't good friends, I'm thinking. Anyone check with Isis yet?"

"The Count's dead. Shot himself. In his room."

"I-pin's just disappeared. We're in the kitchen- she just vanished, right in front of us!" [a couple of seconds of silence, then broadcast cuts off]

((Backdated to the March 25th, of course, during I-pin's thread.))

"Alright guys, get yourselves to the Rec Room if you give a shit about anything. I don't care if you're gonna stick around for poker or not."