Teen Wolf Christmas not!fic
I'm probably not going to have time to finish writing the *actual* Christmas-themed Teen Wolf fic I'm working on (insert hysterical laughter about frantically finishing craft presents and not having cellophane like I thought I did), so here is something I came up with while wrapping presents today.
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abbylee, who gave it 3 LOLs.
It's Derek's first Christmas with his own pack, and he goes a little overboard with the presents. In a panic, he calls Stiles and growls until Stiles comes to help him wrap.
The next day on Gaming Sunday, Stiles is telling Scott and Isaac about wrapping all the presents, but the story goes more like:
"I was at the Hale house yesterday, for like HOURS, I spent SO MUCH TIME on my knees I think I have permanent bruises."
Scott and Isaac are of course like whaaaaaat and Stiles doesn't realize he left out the part about...at the table, wrapping presents.
Stiles is like, Isaac, you're Derek's beta, that should totally have been your job. And Isaac, horrified, is like, no, no it doesn't really work like that.
And Scott is like, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, STILES, and, BUT IT'S *DEREK*, and Stiles is like yeah well Derek can't do it himself, I gave him a hand, that's what people who are trying not to be killed by angry alphas do.
And Scott is all, STILES THAT IS THE BAD TOUCH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOU EXPLAINED IT TO ME, and Stiles is like, What? And then they all figure out what each other is talking about and are suitably embarrassed.
THE END.
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Audienced via text by
abbylee, who gave it 3 LOLs.
It's Derek's first Christmas with his own pack, and he goes a little overboard with the presents. In a panic, he calls Stiles and growls until Stiles comes to help him wrap.
The next day on Gaming Sunday, Stiles is telling Scott and Isaac about wrapping all the presents, but the story goes more like:
"I was at the Hale house yesterday, for like HOURS, I spent SO MUCH TIME on my knees I think I have permanent bruises."
Scott and Isaac are of course like whaaaaaat and Stiles doesn't realize he left out the part about...at the table, wrapping presents.
Stiles is like, Isaac, you're Derek's beta, that should totally have been your job. And Isaac, horrified, is like, no, no it doesn't really work like that.
And Scott is like, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, STILES, and, BUT IT'S *DEREK*, and Stiles is like yeah well Derek can't do it himself, I gave him a hand, that's what people who are trying not to be killed by angry alphas do.
And Scott is all, STILES THAT IS THE BAD TOUCH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOU EXPLAINED IT TO ME, and Stiles is like, What? And then they all figure out what each other is talking about and are suitably embarrassed.
THE END.
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