What is the big deal?

[sconetastic]

I don't understand!

What is the deal that everyone is making just because I've decided to start up a cafe?

I am a brilliant baker and my tea is the best in the world.

Besides, everyone will love the fact that the shop will be a themed cafe with pirates and booty everywhere.

I've already secured an old pirate ship...

Comments

[hyundaiii]

CAFES ORIGINATED IN KOREA!!!

[sconetastic]

THEY DID NOT, YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE SNOT!

[hyundaiii]

THEY DID! THEY DID!!!!

[sconetastic]

THEY DID NOT. QUIT YELLING, CHILD.

[eternalcolony]

A pirate ship!

[hyundaiii]

PIRATE SHIPS ORIGINATED IN KOREA YOU KNOW

[sconetastic]

SHUT UP. THEY DID NOT.

[hyundaiii]

THEY DID! THEY DID!

[schusswaffe]

A pirate ship.

[sconetastic]

Yes. A pirate ship cafe.

[schusswaffe]

Interesting.

[sconetastic]

I know. Believe me, I know.

[fluffyomelets]

Oh la la~ Dear Angleterre, your cooking is simply terrible!

[sconetastic]

MY COOKING IS BLOODY AMAZING.

JUST BECAUSE A FROG LIKE YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE ENGLISH DELICACIES DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TERRIBLE.

[fluffyomelets]

Burnt black scones are considered a delicacy?

Mon dieu! Your taste buds need a check up.

[sconetastic]

You take that back, you disgusting muck of a frog.

How dare you insult my supreme and amazing cooking.

[russiaphobia]

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