What is the big deal?

[sconetastic]

I don't understand!

What is the deal that everyone is making just because I've decided to start up a cafe?

I am a brilliant baker and my tea is the best in the world.

Besides, everyone will love the fact that the shop will be a themed cafe with pirates and booty everywhere.

I've already secured an old pirate ship...

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[schusswaffe]

A pirate ship.

[sconetastic]

Yes. A pirate ship cafe.

[schusswaffe]

Interesting.

[sconetastic]

I know. Believe me, I know.

[schusswaffe]

Maybe Liechtenstein will like it.

[sconetastic]

I will give her a special eyepatch for her visit.

[schusswaffe]

Is it free.

[sconetastic]

Of course! I think Lichtenstein would make a fine pirate. Would you like a matching patch as well?

[schusswaffe]

Only if it's free.

[sconetastic]

Of course, it is only an eyepatch.

[schusswaffe]

Hn. That's true.

[schloss_vaduz]

Would I really make a fine pirate?

[Wonders if the special eyepatch comes with ribbons and laces. If not, she could always make one.]

[schusswaffe]

...Ah Liechtenstein...!

Maybe.

[schloss_vaduz]

Bruder!

I think you would look marvellous in a pirate attire. [Smiles widely.]

[schusswaffe]

R-really. How nice of you to think so.

I think you would look lovely in a pirate attire.

[sconetastic]

You would.

she'd even get little toy pearls on her eyepatch if that meant switzerland will not raise a gun at him.