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[tuffgyslikechks]

[ a baby chick wanders through HQ as if it knows exactly where its going despite the fact its been running into this over and over again ]

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[before_redsnow]

Oh, a little bird. Are you lost?

*POPS OUT OF THE BUSH*

[tuffgyslikechks]

THIS IS NO BIRD

IT IS A BATTLE TACTIC
You were fooled by its cuteness! NOW!

GIVE ME YOUR VITAL REGIONS

*SMACK to the side of your head, mostly from behind*

[we_beautified]

It IS a bird-- don't go confusing a little nation like that.

And keep your hands on your own vital regions, young man.

[tuffgyslikechks]

Hey!
*rubs head*
Why is it no one is falling into my carefully laid trap!

I heard that Rick Rollin' was the best way to distract people enough to seize their regions...
WELL
I guess I will try something else.

[we_beautified]

Who told you a frail boy with red-hair was the way to take over a nation?? [ laughing at you, but quietly ]

You've a lot to learn before you seize anyone~

[tuffgyslikechks]

...

WHAT

I'll have you know I know everything there is to seizing nations!

[we_beautified]

Is that so?

Forgive me for not noticing... I was distracted by the cute baby bird~

[tuffgyslikechks]

...
*pouts at the chick*

You're not suppose to distract them when I'm trying to be awesome...

[we_beautified]

[ CUDDLES YOUR PEEP ] Hee hee~

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[before_redsnow]

AAH! *jumps back*

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[before_redsnow]

*Oooh, lunch. Pounces forward!*

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[tuffgyslikechks]

*ROUND HOUSE KICKS THAT CAT*

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[tuffgyslikechks]

Don't touch my chick.

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[before_redsnow]

LATVIA! SASHA!

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[before_redsnow]

*hisses at you and curses you! My owner will possess you when he's old enough!*

[tuffgyslikechks]

*peeps LEERS*