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Apr 11, 2009 10:20

[ a baby chick wanders through HQ as if it knows exactly where its going despite the fact its been running into this over and over again ]

prussia

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before_redsnow April 11 2009, 15:03:12 UTC

Oh, a little bird. Are you lost?

*POPS OUT OF THE BUSH* tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 15:06:25 UTC

THIS IS NO BIRD

IT IS A BATTLE TACTIC
You were fooled by its cuteness! NOW!

GIVE ME YOUR VITAL REGIONS

*SMACK to the side of your head, mostly from behind* we_beautified April 11 2009, 15:20:19 UTC

It IS a bird-- don't go confusing a little nation like that.

And keep your hands on your own vital regions, young man.

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 15:24:45 UTC

Hey!
*rubs head*
Why is it no one is falling into my carefully laid trap!

I heard that Rick Rollin' was the best way to distract people enough to seize their regions...
WELL
I guess I will try something else.

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mybeaches April 11 2009, 15:16:13 UTC

...Oh, a bird.

Hope the cats won't see him.

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 15:25:28 UTC

Your cats like chicks?
*looms*

mybeaches April 11 2009, 15:27:30 UTC

They do.

Rabbits are their favorite, though.

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 15:45:19 UTC

[ holds his chick up on his head ]

Tell me.
Do your cats like marinade?
*cackles*

veveveneto April 11 2009, 15:33:13 UTC

Ah! A chick! Cute!

[...]

Hey, doesn't this belong to Prussia? [kneels down and pokes]

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 15:43:31 UTC

[ seizes your vital regions! ]

veveveneto April 11 2009, 20:30:17 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[vital regions seized ;A; ]

tuffgyslikechks April 13 2009, 03:38:16 UTC

Hmph.

Well that was easy.

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floweroverthere April 11 2009, 17:07:08 UTC

*Sees a tasty snack and snatches it!*

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 17:09:36 UTC

*CHASES IT*

UNHAND MY CHICK YOU FIEND!
*TACKLE ROLLS IT, PRIES CHICK AWAY AND HOLDS CREATURE IN DISGUST*

floweroverthere April 11 2009, 17:20:09 UTC

*And now its "mommy" is looming over you as much as a 4'11" girl can*

Let. Go. Of my baby. Now.

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 17:24:51 UTC

It was trying to eat my bab-I mean my BATTLE TACTIC!

*drops the thing*

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redmapleleafred April 11 2009, 17:11:54 UTC

[Have a sleepy Canada. He blinks at the chick.]

Hello, the chicken coop is outside. I can help you find it if you want... [He smiles at the bird, all oblivious-like, and yawns.]

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 17:12:57 UTC

[ creep up behind you ]

fufufufufu...
Give me your vital regions boy

redmapleleafred April 11 2009, 17:18:38 UTC

[Canada turns-] Huh? [-and rubs his eyes.

They widen.] Eh? [He stumbles away from Prussia, waving his arms in front of him.] EHH?! W-W-What?!

Who are you?

tuffgyslikechks April 11 2009, 17:28:41 UTC

I AM GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!

Also known as "THE ONE WHO OWNS YOUR ASS"

and Prussia!

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