The Everyone is a girl except Mangary room

[fryingpanking]

[Hungary was just walking along, minding his own business when a certain door caught his eye.  It was a fairly ordinary door, what was interesting was the SIGN on the door.

Mr. Héderváry's Heaven

...Now this should have set off some internal bells or warning lights.  The HQ loved to play all sorts of cruel jokes on people... but even this... this

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MY SEXIEST MUSE, AT YOUR SERVICE.

[catpetsyou]

((/shot))

[Russiacat is suddenly missing something. Something very important. Something very important. Russiacat has lost his balls. They are no longer there. He She is so very confused. She is rolling around on the floor, lifting up her back legs, and trying to find them. It kind of looks like she's chasing her tail, but with much more flopping and fluff-rolling.

Also she now has a pink bow on her head. How scandalous~]

SO SEXY

[fryingpanking]

Huh? A kitty?

[A particularly Russian looking kitty. It was cute but not really heaven material either.]

*SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC* OHH BBY

[catpetsyou]

[A humanpersonthing?! IT WILL MAKE THINGS BETTER IF I SCREAM AT IT. ;A;

Russiacat's logic is infallible. So have a distraught cat pawing at your legs and yowling up at you as loud as she possibly can.]

B )

[fryingpanking]

[Oh boy and now the kitty was getting all freaked out...]

There there, girl.

[He crouches down and rubs the Russian kitty between the ears.]

[eternalreign]

[This British Empire, though modern, still remembers old-fashioned aesthetics with a great deal of fondness. She smiles to herself as she examines her new outfit with approval, then bustles over to the curtains to draw them, letting a wave of sunlight brighten up the elegant room.]

[fryingpanking]

Well now it's starting to look a little more like heaven.

[And he's certainly not talking about the extra sunlight either. Though that does help~]

[eternalreign]

Appearances may be deceiving.

[fryingpanking]

They can now? Are you saying you're a devil instead of an angel?

[kampfhundchen]

[Lil Gil is laughing happily in her new pink dress, spinning in circles with Miss Chick, her socks sliding a little on the tile dance floor. It's fun!]

[fryingpanking]

[...Oh my god that is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]

Well aren;t you just too cute.

[...He feels the urge to just shower this little thing with candy and toys @_@ ]

[kampfhundchen]

Imma princess!

[Do it. Do iiiiiit.]

[fryingpanking]

You sure are!

[...This cape seemed to have some secret pockets in it! Let's look... ah tootsie rolls, kids loved those right?]

Would you like some candy, your highness?

[mariatheawesom]

[It's not Easter yet, so she was already in a dress, but upon walking into this room she's instantly wearing this abysmally short number. She is not pleased.]

What the fuck, Elek?!

[fryingpanking]

[Yep Heaven indeed.]

...What are you blaming me for?

[mariatheawesom]

Your name is on the goddamned door!

[fryingpanking]

It was the HQ's fault obviously. You think I have some crazy magic power to pull this off?

[He grins and shrugs.]

You're just jealous you didn't get a sweet scepter.

[finelyfeathered]

...well, this isn't so bad.

[The dress wasn't too shabby either. She might feel the urge to twirl later on.]

[fryingpanking]

Looking classy as ever, Marianne.

[You migh bother his wife but he can't deny your sense of style. Totally thinks you're the actual girl version too.]

[finelyfeathered]

[Oh, she's going to have fun with that~]

Why thank you Monsieur Hongrie. It's not my first pick, but it does seem to fit rather well.

[fryingpanking]

Just don't think this gives you an excuse to hassle my ex~