The Everyone is a girl except Mangary room

[fryingpanking]

[Hungary was just walking along, minding his own business when a certain door caught his eye.  It was a fairly ordinary door, what was interesting was the SIGN on the door.

Mr. Héderváry's Heaven

...Now this should have set off some internal bells or warning lights.  The HQ loved to play all sorts of cruel jokes on people... but even this... this

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[mariatheawesom]

[It's not Easter yet, so she was already in a dress, but upon walking into this room she's instantly wearing this abysmally short number. She is not pleased.]

What the fuck, Elek?!

[fryingpanking]

[Yep Heaven indeed.]

...What are you blaming me for?

[mariatheawesom]

Your name is on the goddamned door!

[fryingpanking]

It was the HQ's fault obviously. You think I have some crazy magic power to pull this off?

[He grins and shrugs.]

You're just jealous you didn't get a sweet scepter.

[mariatheawesom]

I'll tell you what you can do with that fucking scepter.

[fryingpanking]

[That just makes him laugh.]

You did not just reply with that! That has got to be the oldest comeback ever.

[mariatheawesom]

Oh, shut up! I'm sick and tired of these stupid dresses!

[fryingpanking]

...But that's not a dress... that's a couple little pieces of fabric.

[Sorry he had to get one last dig in.]

[mariatheawesom]

Thus you see my problem. Fuck. This is your fault somehow, I know it.

[fryingpanking]

Unless you count my wishes and dreams this is all on the HQ, birdgirl.

[mariatheawesom]

That totally counts. Completely. Your fault.

[fryingpanking]

Hey I bet they took that dress strait out of your own pervy mind, princess.

[He snickers and pokes her with his scepter.]

[mariatheawesom]

The hell they did! I can barely stand normal dresses, let alone this stupid, short-ass thing!

And get that thing away from me before I break it!

[fryingpanking]

...You may be right. I think I can see your ass in that thing.

[mariatheawesom]

[fdeaughl Covering her ass with her hands now, thanks.] Stop looking!

[fryingpanking]

[Snickers]

I don't even have to look! It's just hanging out there.