There's a hobbit in 202!
To say that Pippin is not at all happy with the current situation is an understatement.
He's very angry, to be honest. He doesn't know where some force of evil - as Gert so put it - gets off stealing people from their homes and plopping them in the middle of nowhere. And it's a very gloomy middle of nowhere, at that - Pip can't help but wonder when the sun'll next be coming out. And as for the people? Let's just say that he doesn't like the ones he's met thus far very much.
However, there is a much more pressing matter on this hobbit's mind: food.
He's found some, but it's... in some sort of metal container.
Who in their right mind would do that to vegetables?!
He huffs and tries to pry the lid off, but to no avail. So he does the next best thing, and uses his sword! Slices right down the center of the can, and...
... gets creamed corn all over.
"... oops."
He's very angry, to be honest. He doesn't know where some force of evil - as Gert so put it - gets off stealing people from their homes and plopping them in the middle of nowhere. And it's a very gloomy middle of nowhere, at that - Pip can't help but wonder when the sun'll next be coming out. And as for the people? Let's just say that he doesn't like the ones he's met thus far very much.
However, there is a much more pressing matter on this hobbit's mind: food.
He's found some, but it's... in some sort of metal container.
Who in their right mind would do that to vegetables?!
He huffs and tries to pry the lid off, but to no avail. So he does the next best thing, and uses his sword! Slices right down the center of the can, and...
... gets creamed corn all over.
"... oops."