Awesome Opossum
(Ryan aka Tyrone, and Noah...me madre to the right.)
My brother Ryan, as pictured above, works in a mom & pop hardware store on the skirts of Chicago. There he spends the majority of his time stocking various animal poisons, as well as hardware. Recently, a woman came in telling him that she has a opossum problem and needed a resolve. He preceded to walk her to the isle that shelved sledgehammers.
Best part: she didn't so much as crack a smile.