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Just some random tidbits...
- I wanna grow a moustache. People are gonna be like "A porn moustache? Those are sooo trendy" I want a good one, like Tom Selleck's or something. A real good, thick one. The problem is I really can't grow one. Whenever I try to grow anything, I look like some 18 year old Indiana kid who goes to community college and works at Walmart with his 15 year old pregnant girlfriend who does comestics and he works as a stockboy; he's trying to put away money so he can put a down payment on a '88 Chevy truck with 162k miles on it but he knows he really needs the money to buy diapers and what not when his lady gives birth. That's what I look like.
- I need a job too, but I haven't really been looking.
-My Jeep finally died on me. She was so good to me for 5 years. She was my first car and prolly my first love. The amount of sex, drugs, and rock and roll that took place in that car is probably equivalent to any tour with Poison in the late 80s.
- I got an IPod for X-mas and I was trying to put a lot of songs on it so I was going through all these cds I had and Elton John's Greatest Hits was one of them. I put it on my Ipod and I really didn't realize how homosexual that was until I was listening to "That's Why They Call It the Blues" on the bus heading towards campus. My music was kinda loud and the bus was crowded and I had no idea why this girl kept looking at me. She got off at the next stop and I took off my headphones and then I realized people could totally hear my music. They probably thought I was gay or something. Well I probably am, but seriously can someone tell me 6 things better than listening to "Tiny Dancer" after you've had a long stressful day? You can't because there aren't 6 things better.
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- I wanna grow a moustache. People are gonna be like "A porn moustache? Those are sooo trendy" I want a good one, like Tom Selleck's or something. A real good, thick one. The problem is I really can't grow one. Whenever I try to grow anything, I look like some 18 year old Indiana kid who goes to community college and works at Walmart with his 15 year old pregnant girlfriend who does comestics and he works as a stockboy; he's trying to put away money so he can put a down payment on a '88 Chevy truck with 162k miles on it but he knows he really needs the money to buy diapers and what not when his lady gives birth. That's what I look like.
- I need a job too, but I haven't really been looking.
-My Jeep finally died on me. She was so good to me for 5 years. She was my first car and prolly my first love. The amount of sex, drugs, and rock and roll that took place in that car is probably equivalent to any tour with Poison in the late 80s.
- I got an IPod for X-mas and I was trying to put a lot of songs on it so I was going through all these cds I had and Elton John's Greatest Hits was one of them. I put it on my Ipod and I really didn't realize how homosexual that was until I was listening to "That's Why They Call It the Blues" on the bus heading towards campus. My music was kinda loud and the bus was crowded and I had no idea why this girl kept looking at me. She got off at the next stop and I took off my headphones and then I realized people could totally hear my music. They probably thought I was gay or something. Well I probably am, but seriously can someone tell me 6 things better than listening to "Tiny Dancer" after you've had a long stressful day? You can't because there aren't 6 things better.
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