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Girls who get their tongue pierced are sluts. Seriously the only reason they do it is so they can suck dick better. Don't tell me this bullshit about how it looks cool or they want to be unique and rebellious. I'm pretty sure I can say all this too, because let's be honest no one reads my livejournal anymore. I could say whatever I want. The Holocaust. Yeah it never happened. The government invented AIDS so that black people and gay people would die. Smoking cigarettes makes you look cool.
Sorry to ramble on but i'm just exhausted from school. Accounting is pretty much the worst major one can have at college. Learning how to amortize pensions and converting them into stock options with the cash accrual basis is stupid. Like it isn't even fun. Business in general is retarded. I was watching these informercials Sunday at like 4 in the morning and they have all these lectures you can attend where you can learn how to play the stock market and make $1000 a day and get a 15% return on investment. Now aside from being impossible, I have another problem with this. If this system really works, why on earth would anyone be giving this information away? Wouldn't the person who knows this information and gives the seminars just keep the information and use it to his or her own benefit. Why even charge someone for the information? You could make it all back by following your awesome guide and make a killing in the stock market for yourself. That is just another example of the shadiness that is jobs today. You ever get that shit in the mail or on your car about making $15-20 per appointment. They leave some number with some guy's name on it like Scott. You're supposed to call him for an interview and you do and you end up driving to some shady ass motherfucking building . They don't even tell you what the product is, but they make it seem like every single person in the world needs it and it is revolutionary. Then you find out they are just selling knives or herbal supplements. Then you walk out feeling dirty. Fucking pyramid schemes.
This is probably the most harsh post i've had in awhile. School is kicking the shit out of me. I'd like to go on vacation, but oh yeah I can't leave the state. I have to call every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to see if I have to drop down $20 to piss in a cup and pass a drug test. Don't get drunk at a Red Roof Inn. Don't have a buddy jump off a balcony. Don't have drugs on you. Don't get taken to the police station and booked. Don't call your parents and ask to bail you out of jail at 2 am because all your closest friends are in the jail cell with you. Speaking of which don't be friends with Tieppo. I love the kid but he still hasn't paid my parents back for bailing him out of jail. I think he's going to jail again soon too. He failed some breathalyzer and violated his probation. Again.
Sorry for my grammar and offensive views today. I'll be better tomorrow. And remember to all you overweight chicks who got it on in the backseat of your boyfriend's Neon and found yourself 16 and pregnant: Get an abortion.
Karma's gonna get me
<3
Sorry to ramble on but i'm just exhausted from school. Accounting is pretty much the worst major one can have at college. Learning how to amortize pensions and converting them into stock options with the cash accrual basis is stupid. Like it isn't even fun. Business in general is retarded. I was watching these informercials Sunday at like 4 in the morning and they have all these lectures you can attend where you can learn how to play the stock market and make $1000 a day and get a 15% return on investment. Now aside from being impossible, I have another problem with this. If this system really works, why on earth would anyone be giving this information away? Wouldn't the person who knows this information and gives the seminars just keep the information and use it to his or her own benefit. Why even charge someone for the information? You could make it all back by following your awesome guide and make a killing in the stock market for yourself. That is just another example of the shadiness that is jobs today. You ever get that shit in the mail or on your car about making $15-20 per appointment. They leave some number with some guy's name on it like Scott. You're supposed to call him for an interview and you do and you end up driving to some shady ass motherfucking building . They don't even tell you what the product is, but they make it seem like every single person in the world needs it and it is revolutionary. Then you find out they are just selling knives or herbal supplements. Then you walk out feeling dirty. Fucking pyramid schemes.
This is probably the most harsh post i've had in awhile. School is kicking the shit out of me. I'd like to go on vacation, but oh yeah I can't leave the state. I have to call every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to see if I have to drop down $20 to piss in a cup and pass a drug test. Don't get drunk at a Red Roof Inn. Don't have a buddy jump off a balcony. Don't have drugs on you. Don't get taken to the police station and booked. Don't call your parents and ask to bail you out of jail at 2 am because all your closest friends are in the jail cell with you. Speaking of which don't be friends with Tieppo. I love the kid but he still hasn't paid my parents back for bailing him out of jail. I think he's going to jail again soon too. He failed some breathalyzer and violated his probation. Again.
Sorry for my grammar and offensive views today. I'll be better tomorrow. And remember to all you overweight chicks who got it on in the backseat of your boyfriend's Neon and found yourself 16 and pregnant: Get an abortion.
Karma's gonna get me
<3