Burn
So I came home this weekend. Caught up with things going on in P-town. On Saturday night I'm sleeping at around 3 am I get a phone call on my house phone. The operator is like "Would you like to accept a collect call from John Tieppo?" My first thoughts are "Oh God." I say yes and then I hear Tieppo talking.
Tieppo: "Guess where I'm at?"
Me: " No idea but I guess it can't be good."
Tieppo: " I'm in jail, dude. I got another DUI. They are letting me out at 6am when I sober up, think you can pick me up?"
I'm like yeah sure and we bullshit while he tells me the story of what happened. He was with some underage project sluts and got pulled over because he cut off a cop. Some girl was following him to a hotel and she was drinking so she got a DUI too. Technically it is an OWI (Operating While Intoxicated) but it's the same difference. So I get 2 hours of sleep and pick him up at 6. As we are driving away, one of the girls who was with Tieppo calls him and asks for a ride because she doesn't have anyone. So I get to go back and pick up her and her friend and drive them back to Westland/ Garden City. One of the girls sits in the front seat with me and I try talking to her because I feel bad for her because she just got Tieppoized. I just invented the word Tieppoized right now. Imma start using it. Pretty much the definition is "getting in trouble because of your association with Tieppo." I'll call Websters Monday morning and discuss this with them. Anyway Tieppo is making out with this other girl in the backseat of my car and I think she started to go down on him but I'm not sure. Good times.
So now Tieppo is looking at a second DUI offense, which def. can't be good. He told me he's gonna quit drinking, but I doubt it. In fact I'm not sure I even want him to. Truth is, I like it that he drinks. It's part of his personality. I know i've talked about this before, but my thoughts remain the same. I think that if he stops drinking he will be like Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." If that is the case, then I will have to find some giant Native American man to smother him, and frankly I don't think I can.
All in all school and life are going alright. I got an apartment next year. I think I'm going to Ireland over the summer. And I'm a manic-depressive in the closet homosexual . OKay one of those is a lie. Can't tell you which one tho.
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Tieppo: "Guess where I'm at?"
Me: " No idea but I guess it can't be good."
Tieppo: " I'm in jail, dude. I got another DUI. They are letting me out at 6am when I sober up, think you can pick me up?"
I'm like yeah sure and we bullshit while he tells me the story of what happened. He was with some underage project sluts and got pulled over because he cut off a cop. Some girl was following him to a hotel and she was drinking so she got a DUI too. Technically it is an OWI (Operating While Intoxicated) but it's the same difference. So I get 2 hours of sleep and pick him up at 6. As we are driving away, one of the girls who was with Tieppo calls him and asks for a ride because she doesn't have anyone. So I get to go back and pick up her and her friend and drive them back to Westland/ Garden City. One of the girls sits in the front seat with me and I try talking to her because I feel bad for her because she just got Tieppoized. I just invented the word Tieppoized right now. Imma start using it. Pretty much the definition is "getting in trouble because of your association with Tieppo." I'll call Websters Monday morning and discuss this with them. Anyway Tieppo is making out with this other girl in the backseat of my car and I think she started to go down on him but I'm not sure. Good times.
So now Tieppo is looking at a second DUI offense, which def. can't be good. He told me he's gonna quit drinking, but I doubt it. In fact I'm not sure I even want him to. Truth is, I like it that he drinks. It's part of his personality. I know i've talked about this before, but my thoughts remain the same. I think that if he stops drinking he will be like Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." If that is the case, then I will have to find some giant Native American man to smother him, and frankly I don't think I can.
All in all school and life are going alright. I got an apartment next year. I think I'm going to Ireland over the summer. And I'm a manic-depressive in the closet homosexual . OKay one of those is a lie. Can't tell you which one tho.
<3