Because Allah wills it.
Last night I dreamt I was in the Get Up Kids, believe it or not. I may post a long entry soon, here's something to tide you all over. Hah.
The following takes place at work, walking past the cosmetics counter.
Cosmetics Lady: Hey Nick!
Me: Yeah?
Cosmetics Lady: Check this out! (Holds Up a tube of mascara)
Me: Mmm'yeah, is that a new shade or something?
Cosmetics Lady: Haha, no. We forgot to charge this woman for her mascara, so she came back to pay it... but she bought it two weeks ago!
Me: Well, that's pretty darn honest! She must be Catholic, Christian, or working undercover for Allah!
Hah.
The following takes place at work, walking past the cosmetics counter.
Cosmetics Lady: Hey Nick!
Me: Yeah?
Cosmetics Lady: Check this out! (Holds Up a tube of mascara)
Me: Mmm'yeah, is that a new shade or something?
Cosmetics Lady: Haha, no. We forgot to charge this woman for her mascara, so she came back to pay it... but she bought it two weeks ago!
Me: Well, that's pretty darn honest! She must be Catholic, Christian, or working undercover for Allah!
Hah.