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I actually approve of this Will!outfit. I actually approve of Will in general this episode. Apparently he just needs to be drunk more...
Figgins and his tirade against Ke-dollar sign-ha
idk why I capped this. Random Emma.
I don't really ship them, but they've got more chemistry than Finchel. Oh, wait. That's almost everybody.
Rachel, if your song is so bad you want to choke yourself, why are you singing it???
Trying to be polite.
And...nope. Can't do it anymore.
Props to Lea for singing so badly, though.
I liked this sequence.
THE STUFF NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF.
Leg!porn. For the record, this is one of my favourite Kurt outfits ever. He looks like a kinky Mountie or something (yes, this is a Canadian reference. Google it and look at their uniforms!)
"Finn, why are they here??? I didn't invite The Enemy!!"
"Kurt found all of my gay porn and threatened to tell Mom if I didn't let him come..."
Remember when Blaine dressed kind of awesome and not like a fashion reject? And when he wore socks? I miss those days...
Remember when Puck's mohawk didn't look like a dead animal?
Woo party!
I find it amusing that Quinn's wearing Blaine's scarf and Lauren's glasses.
And then there's this.
"Hey, so, since everybody's drunk and won't remember a thing tomorrow, think we can sneak off to the spare room and have sex?"
"At last wait until Blaine passes out. I've got to keep an eye on him right now."
"What? Why?"
"He...kind of turns into a whore when he drinks..."
"OH HAI YOU'RE SO TALL AND OMG YOU'RE KURT'S BROTHER AND YOU'RE SO HANDSOME AND TALL SLEEP WITH ME K?"
"Um...Kurt? Why is there a Hobbit hanging off of me?"
"...I rest my case."
Gratuitous Stripping Brittany for you all!
And now Puck's wearing Lauren's glasses! They really get around!! Also, this was one of the only Quick moments we got all season, wasn't it?
Mercedes' cackle kills me.
...What are Puck and Mike doing?
And who do you think she's more jealous of? That Brittany got to kiss Sam or that Sam got to kiss Brittany? I know which one I'm going for...
And was anybody else upset that all we got out of this was two boy/girl kisses?
...There has to be a way to fix this. Give me a moment.
There. All fixed. Much better.
(This manip isn't mine, although I love it dearly...)
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Kurt, just push her off.
The King and Queen of Derp.
Mercedes just loves her cup.
So, we all know that Kurt stuffed Blaine in his bed and then went to sleep with Finn, right?
But yes, Burt, I'd be a little stunned if I found Blaine-in-a-bed, too.
Okay, is it just me, or does Mike's mom not seem like the 'traditional Chinese tea of panda hair' kind of woman? Continuity? Where are you?
Lol at Artie running into the wall. And Sam's kind of got the Bieber thing going on again.
I loved this number. I also loved that they switched up the pairings. Puck/Tina and Finn/Brittany are not ones you see often.
Oh hai Sam.
And back to the Artie/Mercedes duets, which I have missed!!
Also I loved the outfits. Finn looks *fine* in that get-up.
I'm rather fond of Quinn's too, although I'm not quite sure what's going on...
Oh, drunk!Rachel. Going straight for Mike's abs.
Well, at least she's still eating whole chickens for lunch now. There's a little bit of continuity...
And still drinking.
Okay, I know people have varying opinions of Kurt's outburst in this scene, but I think it came more from a place of anger than anything: he looks up to Blaine because Blaine knows exactly who he is and he's proud of it, and it gave Kurt hope that maybe one day he wouldn't have that insecurity, so for Blaine to suddenly decide he doesn't know when all along he's been so firm had to have been jarring for him. Add to that Blaine going on a date with Rachel, the girl who stole Kurt's first love and is now stealing his second, and he couldn't have been at a very good place.
Plus, speaking from experience, I knew a *lot* of guys who had girlfriends in high school and then 'came out' in college. His utter dismissal of bisexuality is very narrow-minded, but I think this was a case of Finn-itis: the condition where one says something in anger they realize they shouldn't have said a moment later.
But really, am I supposed to feel sorry for Blaine here? Because I might have...
BUT THEN LOL NOPE.
;_____;
I love Schue/Beiste friendship. And drunk!Schue.
This was very cute.
"What Blaine and I have is *real*, Kurt! *Real*!"
"Rachel, you know that you're destined to date guys who will later come out as completely gay. Blaine's not even the first."
"Finn was."
"And do you know how I know?" (Also, how is Brittany's bra still there? Was there nudity at the party that we missed??)
"H-how?"
"Because he's sleeping with me."
"Well. I suppose the gay porn reference should have tipped me off..."
Lol drunk!Schue.
Favourite. Schue. Scene. Ever. "I don't even know who you *are*!".
So who are the other people on his phone? And does Figgins not have a first name?
Emma remembering what happened the last time somebody approached her drunk in the hallway. And that it involved cleaning vomit off of her shoes. I'd stay away, too.
LOOK AT THAT BODY.
"Somethin' went down in the tent!" Great summary of Brokeback Mountain there, Burt! And honestly, if Finn and Puck slept in the same bed I'd have my suspicions. Their ship name is what it is for a reason...
Kurt, you are going to regret telling your father to educate himself about gay sex in...oh...about an episode.
'Performing 'Tik' and also 'Tok' by rapper K-dollar sign-ha'. I love you, Figgins.
Arm!porn. Hello, baby~
What is this dance? "Thriller: The Remix?"
Lol.
I will admit I never watched the end of this scene. Vomit squicks me majorly. Maybe because I worked at an amusement park for two summers and had to clean my fair share of it off...well...everything.
Holy Legs, HeMo!
Lol their faces @ Will's drunken phone message.
Even Becky's shocked!
This is purely because I felt this recap didn't have enough Finn.
And yay! It all worked out!
Seriously, did they *all* color-coordinate before coming to school?
Somebody's *way* too happy about getting Schuester's phone number...
...and Cory looks twelve again.
Seriously, what a good friend she is! 'Who cares about you, buddy! I might get a boyfriend!'
And kiss.
idk he's just really pretty. Even drinking coffee.
And Rachel, if by kissing you guys realize they're truly gay, it's only a matter of time before Finn reaches that conclusion as well. Trufax.
His face. Also what happened to this rejection giving her songwriting ideas? She came up with 'Only Child' after this!
Kurt realizing it doesn't really matter because he's just going to go home and fool around with Finn anyway~
And because the season is upon us, have a random Blurry Glee Christmas Photo from filming the other day (slight spoilers for a certain character and for a certain 'guest star.' But you all know about at least the character already, right???)
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