birds of a feather
brendon urie x spencer smith
hints of frank iero x gerard way
an: this is a gift!fic for the wonderful royalneptune, whose birthday was awhile ago. i'm sorry it's so late, m'dear. it's sort of crack and kind of a fairy tale, so if that's not your cup of tea then you should go find something else to do. enjoy, dahlings!

( this is a fairytale. ...sort of. you have been warned. )