[Meme] The totally random pairings meme
1) Doumeki (xxxholic)
2) Watanuki (xxxholic)
3) Izumi-sensei (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4) Zoro (One Piece)
5) Sanji (One Piece)
6) Haruka-san (xxxholic)
7) Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8) Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
9) Nodame (Nodame Cantabile)
10) Erza (Fairy Tail)
11) Ikki (Saint Seiya... for old times' sake)
12) Kouga (Inu Yasha)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Haruka/Ikki. No, I haven’t, but do I want to...? HELL YEAH!! *_____*
It would also kind of work, with the whole coming-back-to-life thing Ikki has going (what with him being the Phoenix, and all), and Haruka’s habit of hanging around despite being long dead... but Ikki would have to unstick his little brother from his person first. Seriously, you couldn’t get a good mood going with those huge, innocent eyes of his anywhere in the vicinity... even if he is the gayest character in Saint Seiya (with the possible exception of Misty and Aphrodite).
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Actually, I kind of use Zoro to compare most characters to when they ask me that question. “Hot like Zoro” would be something like “OH GOD IT’S SO HOT THE UNIVERSE IS MELTING!!” kind of hot. ;D
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kouga got Alphonse Elric pregnant...?
...
Oh, excuse me, my brain imploded at the very thought, I’ll get back to you as soon as I purchase a new one.
4) Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Eh, no, I actually haven’t even looked for any.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Watanuki and Haruka-sexy-san? Why, yes, I must confess they would... as soon as they got over that whole dead-and-old-enough-to-be-your-grandfather thing Haruka-san has going... not to mention being the grandfather of the one character that most people would agree makes the perfect boyfriend for Watanuki, even in canon (except for Watanuki, that is).
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sanji/Nodame or Sanji/Erza? Hell, I’d have to say Erza. That would make him insanely happy... and it would actually kind of work. O_o
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ed walked in on Watanuki and Kouga going at it... er... he’d probably yell something to the effect of his eyes burning, how the universe likes to throw ridiculously insane things at him, and then he’d start destroying (ok, transmuting) a hell of a lot of stuff.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Izumi-sensei and Erza...
“This is the story of how the world got united under the reign of our almighty Queens, rulers of everything.”
Seriously, those two together...? They’d make an unstoppable force. They’d be so kick-ass that nobody would ever dare even insinuate a toe across the line... or forget to wash their hands before a meal. All shall love them and despair...!
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Doumeki/Alphonse? No, but there should be. They’d make a surprisingly cute couple.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Edward/Kouga...
“Flea Powder” XD
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Zoro popping Doumeki’s cherry? *momentary brain malfunction due to the sheer hotness of that couple*
Uh... both love to drink... and are yelled at by really loud, spazzing cooks with a tendency to distribute flying kicks without warning... (Watanuki and Sanji, respectively) I’d say some male bonding over drinks that eventually lead to a different kind of bonding. :D
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Edward slash? Yep. Right now only popkin16 comes to mind, but I’m sure there are others...
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Izumi-sensei... well, probably, considering her being married is canon, and all...
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ikki? The almighty
daga_saar does.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Watanuki/Zoro/Sanji... no, but I sure want them to. *_____*
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uh, maybe something about her partner’s technique, considering how she loves bossing people around (and is extremely good at it). ^^U
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Alphonse Elric... "They need some pettin’ and lovin’", since that song is about cats. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Doumeki/Haruka/Kouga (though for my sanity, I’m taking it as an Doumeki/Kouga/Haruka)... Warning: unconventional methods of exorcizing demons. XD
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Watanuki using a pick-up line on Erza... First of all, Watanuki, using a pick-up line? Gee. uhm... “I love the way you’ve polished your armour.” And that’s as good as I get. Sorry. ^^U
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a fic about Sanji yesterday, I think.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Uh... you know, considering how many things are untold about Haruka-sexy-san, it could be just about anything. O_o
...what about sex with clothes on? that’d be kinky, considering his occupation when he was alive... and now that he is dead, any kind of sex would be kinky. -_-U
22) Would Eleven shag Nine?
Ikki shag Nodame... no, I don’t think so. She’d probably say he wasn’t good-looking enough (she only seems to have eyes for Chiaki, after all), and I don’t see him letting go of the memory of his beloved Esmeralda because of someone like her, to tell you the truth. ^^U
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Izumi-sensei would DEFINITELY top Ed. Most emphatically, without a shadow of a doubt, in a million different scenarios.
24) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Seriously disturbed. I mean, brotherly love is all fine and dandy, but between the Elric brothers...? No. Just no.
25) What would seven be doing if five was cooking?
If Sanji was cooking, Ed would probably... uh... transmute a (really ugly) table and chairs?
Ok, that was interesting. There were a surprisingly high number of good couples in here, considering the crossover madness. XD
2) Watanuki (xxxholic)
3) Izumi-sensei (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4) Zoro (One Piece)
5) Sanji (One Piece)
6) Haruka-san (xxxholic)
7) Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8) Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
9) Nodame (Nodame Cantabile)
10) Erza (Fairy Tail)
11) Ikki (Saint Seiya... for old times' sake)
12) Kouga (Inu Yasha)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Haruka/Ikki. No, I haven’t, but do I want to...? HELL YEAH!! *_____*
It would also kind of work, with the whole coming-back-to-life thing Ikki has going (what with him being the Phoenix, and all), and Haruka’s habit of hanging around despite being long dead... but Ikki would have to unstick his little brother from his person first. Seriously, you couldn’t get a good mood going with those huge, innocent eyes of his anywhere in the vicinity... even if he is the gayest character in Saint Seiya (with the possible exception of Misty and Aphrodite).
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Actually, I kind of use Zoro to compare most characters to when they ask me that question. “Hot like Zoro” would be something like “OH GOD IT’S SO HOT THE UNIVERSE IS MELTING!!” kind of hot. ;D
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kouga got Alphonse Elric pregnant...?
...
Oh, excuse me, my brain imploded at the very thought, I’ll get back to you as soon as I purchase a new one.
4) Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Eh, no, I actually haven’t even looked for any.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Watanuki and Haruka-sexy-san? Why, yes, I must confess they would... as soon as they got over that whole dead-and-old-enough-to-be-your-grandfather thing Haruka-san has going... not to mention being the grandfather of the one character that most people would agree makes the perfect boyfriend for Watanuki, even in canon (except for Watanuki, that is).
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sanji/Nodame or Sanji/Erza? Hell, I’d have to say Erza. That would make him insanely happy... and it would actually kind of work. O_o
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ed walked in on Watanuki and Kouga going at it... er... he’d probably yell something to the effect of his eyes burning, how the universe likes to throw ridiculously insane things at him, and then he’d start destroying (ok, transmuting) a hell of a lot of stuff.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Izumi-sensei and Erza...
“This is the story of how the world got united under the reign of our almighty Queens, rulers of everything.”
Seriously, those two together...? They’d make an unstoppable force. They’d be so kick-ass that nobody would ever dare even insinuate a toe across the line... or forget to wash their hands before a meal. All shall love them and despair...!
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Doumeki/Alphonse? No, but there should be. They’d make a surprisingly cute couple.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Edward/Kouga...
“Flea Powder” XD
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Zoro popping Doumeki’s cherry? *momentary brain malfunction due to the sheer hotness of that couple*
Uh... both love to drink... and are yelled at by really loud, spazzing cooks with a tendency to distribute flying kicks without warning... (Watanuki and Sanji, respectively) I’d say some male bonding over drinks that eventually lead to a different kind of bonding. :D
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Edward slash? Yep. Right now only popkin16 comes to mind, but I’m sure there are others...
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Izumi-sensei... well, probably, considering her being married is canon, and all...
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ikki? The almighty
daga_saar does.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Watanuki/Zoro/Sanji... no, but I sure want them to. *_____*
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uh, maybe something about her partner’s technique, considering how she loves bossing people around (and is extremely good at it). ^^U
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Alphonse Elric... "They need some pettin’ and lovin’", since that song is about cats. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Doumeki/Haruka/Kouga (though for my sanity, I’m taking it as an Doumeki/Kouga/Haruka)... Warning: unconventional methods of exorcizing demons. XD
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Watanuki using a pick-up line on Erza... First of all, Watanuki, using a pick-up line? Gee. uhm... “I love the way you’ve polished your armour.” And that’s as good as I get. Sorry. ^^U
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a fic about Sanji yesterday, I think.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Uh... you know, considering how many things are untold about Haruka-sexy-san, it could be just about anything. O_o
...what about sex with clothes on? that’d be kinky, considering his occupation when he was alive... and now that he is dead, any kind of sex would be kinky. -_-U
22) Would Eleven shag Nine?
Ikki shag Nodame... no, I don’t think so. She’d probably say he wasn’t good-looking enough (she only seems to have eyes for Chiaki, after all), and I don’t see him letting go of the memory of his beloved Esmeralda because of someone like her, to tell you the truth. ^^U
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Izumi-sensei would DEFINITELY top Ed. Most emphatically, without a shadow of a doubt, in a million different scenarios.
24) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Seriously disturbed. I mean, brotherly love is all fine and dandy, but between the Elric brothers...? No. Just no.
25) What would seven be doing if five was cooking?
If Sanji was cooking, Ed would probably... uh... transmute a (really ugly) table and chairs?
Ok, that was interesting. There were a surprisingly high number of good couples in here, considering the crossover madness. XD