That AU I promised

Dec 21, 2012 21:44

Husband is still at the party, I am kind of pissed at him because he hasn't been home all day long, and had promised he'll come home at some normal time. Decided to do something creative so I started that AU where Clint is a single dad, based on this thing here:


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frea_o December 21 2012, 21:16:41 UTC
(Your fic kind of repeats there in the middle, just a head's up)

Holy fractals, I am excited about this. This is already amazing! Clint and Tony being detectives together is enough of a draw on its own, but I have this soft spot for single father!fic, so I was thrilled to read this. I'm a little wary because I'm wondering if there's not more to Natasha than seems (on the surface, it's strange to take a full-on assassin and turn her into a dance teacher in an AU, so I definitely think there's quite a backstory there), so count me in for the duration. I want to see this thing unfold. Also, Odinson the Younger? Is that a gang leader? Mafia boss? Loki? That would be fantastic. Hahahahaha, I can't even see Tom Hiddleston being a mafia don. There's just this disconnect for me.

Also, I have to note that it's nice that the mother in law is around. A lot of people write kid!fic where one of the parents dies and then the child has nothing left from that side of the family, which always puzzles me. I know not everybody has a large family, but surely there's gotta be somebody, right? Really looking forward to seeing how everybody fits into this universe! Is Fury the Commissioner of the Police? If he's not, I vote for him to be a hairstylist. Just for the sheer WTFery of it all.

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anuna_81 December 21 2012, 21:29:31 UTC
I mixed up something wile I copy - pasted - hope it's fixed now and there's no repetition! (Surviving Armageddon is exhausting, yo.)

I'm still working on it in my head, but I'll clue you in onto what I have so far - not that it can't change. This Natasha doesn't have a criminal background. She's an ordinary person Natasha with ordinary but rough past, and she's cautious and guarded, but so is Clint. I'm looking for a way to portray them both as emotionally scarred, just like the original characters are, but it's due to what you'd call normal circumstances. No spies or assassins or anything like that and I hope that doesn't lessen your interest. Natasha does have a backstory and this is just a first, brief glimpse at her. There's also the theme of reclaiming herself. *nods*

Odinson The Younger is Loki, and Loki might be a nickname, I'm wondering about a real name, tho. He's not a mafia don (but I am definitely saving that for one of later fics!), in this one he's with the police, but he's young, jerk, screws things up, and at one point he's suspected to be involved in smuggling drugs or something. Cue Thor!angst. Loki is uniform - guy, but Thor is a detective and there's jealousy on Loki's part and well. That won't be the main plot.

Both mother and father in law are around! And they're really awesome to Clint. Barney is there too.... but there's story about Barney. I won't spoil you ;)

I am SO SO TEMPTED by Fury the Hairstylist. :D :D :D (and Mr. Nice Suit detective goes to get his hair done there regularly. Coulson can be the Chief. Or Maria. Or even Peggy and Steve has a crush on her even though she's his boss and is a bit older than him!!)

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frea_o December 21 2012, 22:06:25 UTC
Ahhh, okay, that makes perfect sense. It's always intriguing to see the work-arounds around, you know, things like the circus and the Red Room. And I am very excited to see Barney in this fic. I don't see much of the character in fic and have picked up from random hints that the guy is bad news.

And your Thor/Loki comparison makes perfect sense, too! Poor Loki the uniform cop, while Thor is the detective celebrity, whoops. Plus, it's just hilarious to imagine Thor as a detective. I imagine he probably doesn't wear the cape. It gets in the way at crime scenes, no doubt.

Can I tempt you further with Fury the Hairstylist? He got his start as a barber working in his uncle's shop, but when he moved to the big city, he worked extra hours to pay for stylist training. A rivalry in school turned dark. Nobody knows what happened, but there's a reason Fury keeps his head shaved and wears an eyepatch. He gives a discount to cops, so they all use his salon, and when they have something they don't want deal with officially, they sometimes meet in his back room.

How much begging/bribery/icon-giving can I do to get Maria Hill and Peggy Carter as detective partners???? Maria can be the junior detective, while Peggy can be their lieutenant (see? Steve's totally besotted), but they're the most kickass duo on the planet, well known for the time they busted the Red Skull gang. Maria used to be in vice, where she did her undercover work as a sex worker, and Fury was called in to be her stylist, which is when his relationship with the Avengers Precinct started. And everybody calls Peggy "Queen" cos of her accent-until she takes them down, one by one, in the gym. Now it's only Tony daring enough to do it, but everybody ignores him because he's Tony.

Annnnyway, I'll go hide in the corner now.

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crazy4orcas December 21 2012, 23:14:35 UTC
Comment jumping to say YES!!! to the all of the above. =D

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frea_o December 21 2012, 23:43:30 UTC
I couldn't help myself...

She sees the way the dealers eye the two of them when Carter puts the sedan in park, but it doesn’t particularly bother her. “Middle one’s packing,” she said, popping another pistachio into her mouth.

Carter takes the keys out of the ignition. “One on the right’s got a Napoleon complex.”

Maria eyes the shrimp of a guy and the stained wifebeater under his padded jacket. He’s leaning on the wall by the front door of Sticky’s Dry Cleaning-an unfortunate name, especially since every cop in the area knows Sticky runs an underground gambling league in his backrooms on Thursday nights-all macho malevolence and posturing. His friends, who seem a little more relaxed, aren’t much better. “Ugh,” she says, picking up the radio to report in to dispatch. “Is a little originality too much to ask? Dispatch, this is Unit 58.” She rattles off their address and tosses the radio back into its holster. “Ready?”

Carter shrugs. “I’ll take the one on the left if it goes down,” is all she says, and the women climb out of the car.

Maria knows what they look like: she’s known it since the Academy. When she wore a uniform, it was a little easier-people have a hard time seeing past a uniform sometimes-but now that she’s a detective, able to choose her own outfits for work, it’s a battle. It doesn’t help that both she and Peggy Carter, Lieutenant at the 12th and proud owner of the meanest right cross to ever come from Essex, have the faces of models and reed-slim builds. Maria keeps hers up through clean living (though oatmeal is a bitch), Peggy through sheer ornery force of will, and Maria knows the first thing people see when they look at the partners is “woman.” Followed by “bitch” or “cop” or even “bitch cop.”

It’s not too far off the mark, in her opinion.

“Evening, gentlemen,” Carter says, and like always, the strands of Mother England in her accent make the three punks do a double-take. “I’m Lieutenant Carter, this is my partner Detective Hill-got a minute?”

“For such fine ladies as yourself,” Middle Punk says, leering enough to show off a gauche golden incisor, “I’ve got a hell of a lot more than a minute.” As though either Carter or Maria could have had a chance of mistaking his meaning, he grabs his crotch, and his buddies crack up like he’s the finest thing to hit comedy since Red Skelton.

“Quite,” Carter says, giving him the polite-if-disdainful smile that always makes Detective Rogers start panting like a puppy when he thinks the rest of them don’t notice. “We’re looking for Johnny Schmidt-any of you gents know him?”

Shrimpy snorts, but Guy on the Left looks a little pale. Maria notices, which means Carter notices, too. “Red Skull Johnny? What would we want with that loser?” Shrimpy asks. “Amateur.”

Maria’s impressed he even knows what that word means. “So you do know him,” she says.

“What of it?” Shrimpy asks, and Guy on the Left starts to sweat.

Aha, Maria thinks. She wishes all cases were this easy. She spots the edge of a tattoo under Shrimpy’s wifebeater, interlocking circles that looks kind of like the Olympics logo. Ten Rings loyalist, it looks like. That explains the “amateur” diss.

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frea_o December 21 2012, 23:43:40 UTC
“Nothing,” she says. “Just looking for him. Care to tell us where you gentlemen were last night between ten and midnight?”

“Banging your mom,” Middle Punk says, sneering. Maria wishes thugs would get new material already. “She was real sweet, too, went down on my-”

“Well, that can’t be true,” Carter says, giving Maria a sardonic look. “Her mom was already busy with me at that time. Are you sure you had the right person?”

Middle Punk blinks like he’s completely confused. It’ll come to him eventually, Maria figures.

“Wait, wait, wait,” Shrimpy says. “This some sort of interrogation? We in trouble for something?”

“Just curious,” Carter says, and Guy on the Left finally breaks. He takes off running, shoving Middle Punk out of his way and into the door as he does so. Maria and Carter need absolutely no prompting. Maria was waiting for that; she tears after him, a long history of high school and college track aiding her. But as always, Carter is faster, her shorter legs somehow churning so that she’s got Guy on the Left shoved up against an alley wall, cuffing him with the ease of long practice.

“Oh, would you look at that?” she tells Maria as she pulls a Saturday Night Special out of his jacket pocket. “Got a license for this thing? I thought not. Why don’t you come with us to the station and answer some questions? See, Hill, told you had the guy on the left.”

“Dumb luck,” Maria says, but she’s grinning as they lead their cuffed suspect to the car.

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crazy4orcas December 21 2012, 23:52:21 UTC
Fantastic!

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anuna_81 December 22 2012, 07:40:24 UTC
“Nothing,” she says. “Just looking for him. Care to tell us where you gentlemen were last night between ten and midnight?”

“Banging your mom,” Middle Punk says, sneering. Maria wishes thugs would get new material already. “She was real sweet, too, went down on my-”

“Well, that can’t be true,” Carter says, giving Maria a sardonic look. “Her mom was already busy with me at that time. Are you sure you had the right person?”

Middle Punk blinks like he’s completely confused. It’ll come to him eventually, Maria figures.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!!! They're the best, most badass team awesome ever!!! Can these two get their own cop show or something because that would be fan freakin' tastic. I doubt there's anyone at the precinct who can measure up to this kind of awesome. Clint and Tony are pretty close tho, but Peggy is The Queen, period. LOVED THIS!!! I loved every single line, you have fantastic, easy and fun to read style. Can you please write more? *big starry eyes*

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icecream_junkie December 22 2012, 11:10:42 UTC
Comment crashing to second all of the above!

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frea_o December 22 2012, 20:35:53 UTC
You asked for it....

Guy on the Left turns out to be Nate Brooklyn, a kid with three arrest warrants on his name for assault with a deadly. He doesn’t know diddly about Johnny Schmidt or Red Skull, but at least Maria and Carter have a solid arrest under their belts. Maria will take coincidence if it means getting a thug behind bars.

Unfortunately, the interrogation takes hours-hours and hours of grilling Brooklyn, switching between good cop and bad cop and bad cop and bitch cop-so by the time Maria has time to collect her lunch from the break room fridge, it’s nearing four thirty, and her stomach is growling. She thinks about low blood sugar, thankfully staved off since Carter tossed her an apple earlier, and the effects this will have on her metabolism as she unloads her lunch onto her desk.

“I don’t get it,” Sitwell, who sits across an aisle so narrow that she can prop her feet on the edge of his desk-and has, many a time, staying late with Carter-says, wrinkling his nose at her carrots, sprouts, and turkey wrap. Maria’s indulged herself with some light vinaigrette dressing today. “How do you eat that stuff and not grow rabbit ears, Hill?”

“Who says she doesn’t have furry ears, Jas?” Carter asks. Her desk is pushed up against Hill’s. As a lieutenant, she should have her own office, but budget cuts means she’s in the bullpen with the rest of them. It means there’s probably less goofing off in the twelfth, but nobody actually seems to mind.

Sitwell very obviously checks out the top of Maria’s head. “The way you comb your hair may cover ’em up,” he says.

“Shame the way you comb your hair doesn’t cover up that point,” Maria says. It’s an old, tired joke, but it gets a laugh from Sitwell and a smile from Carter, and Maria digs into her wrap. Her body is a temple, and besides, if she eats healthy now, she can justify a slice of cheesecake later from the bodega under her apartment. Vinnie makes the best cheesecake this side of 73rd.

While Maria eats, Carter checks her messages, replying to emails and handling details. Maria knows she’s being groomed to take over for Carter in a few years-it’s been obvious since Carter first strolled into the bullpen and grabbed Maria, then a beat-cop and said, “I need an aide.”-but she’s happy to wait on that, just by the sheer number of tasks Carter has to handle on top of being a detective. Maria covers for her by filling out their paperwork, which she’ll be staying late tonight to do, it looks like.

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frea_o December 22 2012, 20:36:49 UTC
Except, she remembers, she can’t stay late. She has something to do. “Hey, Sitwell?”

“What’s up, Doc?” he asks without looking up from his report.

“What do you get a four-year-old kid for her birthday?”

“Some kind of toy, I imagine. What’s she like?”

“She’s my niece. She likes...” Maria tries to remember. She tries to be a good aunt, but working at the 12th means a lot of late nights and a lot of missed parties. However, because she’s a cop, she remembers that when they last went to Central Park, Haylee was wearing some kind of pink T-shirt with a girl with stupefyingly long blond hair and a green iguana on it. Seemed like a Disney thing. “Princesses, I guess? Pink stuff?”

“Buy her something pink, then. You can’t go wrong with that.”

“She wants a Rapunzel Barbie,” Carter says, still typing away at her email.

Maria leans to get a look at her around the computer monitor. “How do you know that?”

“Your sister emailed me to remind you of that today.”

“Oh.” Maria takes a big bite, finishing off her wrap, and swallows. “Does that mean you’re coming with me to Haylee’s party?”

“Yes. I’m bringing the Flynn Rider doll. We’ll stop and pick it up on the way over to Central.”

That means it’s time to go. Maria brushes crumbs off of her jacket, picks up her weapon out of the drawer, and rises. “It worries me that you know my family better than I do sometimes, Peg.”

“To be fair, you probably would if you checked your email more.” Carter’s smile is teasing as they head for the door.

“What’s happening at Central?”

“That was Doctor Ross, from Forensics. She says she’s got something we need to see about Johnny Schmidt.”

“Oh, finally,” Maria says, and they leave the station.

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crazy4orcas December 22 2012, 21:07:23 UTC
Doctor Ross, Betty Ross? Nice!

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frea_o December 22 2012, 21:09:58 UTC
It was going to be Bruce, but then I didn't know what Nuna's plans for him were, so I figured if anybody could run a forensics lab, it would be Betty. Maybe Bruce can be the coroner. :)

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ashen_key December 22 2012, 21:20:17 UTC
YES. BETTY ROSS BEING AWESOME. I APPROVE SO MUCH! *________________*

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anuna_81 December 22 2012, 21:46:04 UTC
YES, THIS. THIS SO MUCH. *nods*

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anuna_81 December 22 2012, 21:20:09 UTC
AAAHHHH OMG!!! This is so fantastic! You write this so well, I'm actually there. With them. God. Awesome!! I can see the desks, see the characters, hear them, I tell you, it's perfect. Love your characterizations too - I don't really know how to write Maria, because (shame on me) I usually don't focus too much on her in my stories, which is something I really should fix. It's so wonderful to learn more about her (and how to write her) this way. :) :) Peggy too - she seems tougher here, but then she's the one who knows what Maria's niece likes and wants for a birthday and reminds her of it, I love that.

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