Tastes like... unpleasant
Dear Bacos Corporation,
Regarding your "bacon" "flavored" salad topping crumbles, I feel compelled to request that in the future you provide more actual bacon flavoring in your product and less artificial smoking agent. While some of your clientele may enjoy the sensation of sucking on a salty 14 month old cigarette butt, I can assure you I am not one of them.
The unfortunate addition of dried cranberries to my salad today did not improve the overall effect either. In fact, some form of demonic culinary synergy took place and created a flavor that could only be described as a salty 14 month old urine-soaked cigarette butt.
Please remove any inference to the bacon-like qualities of your product until you have corrected this oversight. Perhaps calling it Salty Old Urine Butt-O's in the interim.
Yours,
Antrobus178
Regarding your "bacon" "flavored" salad topping crumbles, I feel compelled to request that in the future you provide more actual bacon flavoring in your product and less artificial smoking agent. While some of your clientele may enjoy the sensation of sucking on a salty 14 month old cigarette butt, I can assure you I am not one of them.
The unfortunate addition of dried cranberries to my salad today did not improve the overall effect either. In fact, some form of demonic culinary synergy took place and created a flavor that could only be described as a salty 14 month old urine-soaked cigarette butt.
Please remove any inference to the bacon-like qualities of your product until you have corrected this oversight. Perhaps calling it Salty Old Urine Butt-O's in the interim.
Yours,
Antrobus178