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When you're on the phone with someone who has little kids at home, you're never quite sure if they're talking to you or not. Well, I called my sister to ask her a question for hateatea, and in the middle of the conversation, she said, "What are you DOING?! Get your hands out of your pants ( Read more... )

"Please do not poke yourself in the eye with a fork!"

she said to one of my nephews . . .