five: (accidental video/audio)

[antiscience]

[ the camera first reveals a close up of luke's sneasel, alice, peering curiously into the pokegear. after a moment, it the view flips awkwardly to reveal her master strolling confidently, examining something small in his grasp. ]

With all the fuss about gym leaders, I actually expected Falkner to be a challenge. How strange. [ a small flash of

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[piccolo_tomate]

[A professor? ...Ah, he remembers a professor.]

I know a guy who calls himself a professor. [Anymore information will come at a price, though.]

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[antiscience]

Is that so? That man wouldn't happened to be called Professor Hershel Layton, would he?

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[piccolo_tomate]

[Doesn't sound like this guy will offer a reward or anything. Oh well.] ...Maybe, maybe not. What's it to you?

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[antiscience]

[ sorry, luke's more of a "mindfuck you until you give him what he wants" kinda guy ]

Recently, another man has come forth also claiming to be the good professor. Two of the same person... surely you must be interested in such a strange phenomenon.

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[piccolo_tomate]

It only sounds really dumb and a little creepy. ...Maybe it's a ghost. That's the only explanation.

[He'd add a "stupid" to the end of that, but he's feel generous enough to leave it out.]

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[antiscience]

The only explanation? [ he makes a sound that's... almost scathingly amused. ]

... I see that you're unwavering in your beliefs-- unfortunately, I can say for certain that there's nothing like that involved.

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[piccolo_tomate]

[He can't see a face, but he still sounds irritating]

Then what do you think it could be, bastard? I don't hear any ideas from you.

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[antiscience]

... [ so profane. he takes a moment. ]

I suspect that time travel is involved. Of course, this isn't a concept easily grasped by most people. [ was that a stab at romano? possibly. ]

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[piccolo_tomate]

Time travel? Ha! Time travel isn't real. That's only in stories, and even then it would have some sort of damned magic attached to it. Are you stupid on top of being a bastard?

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[antiscience]

... Pardon me?

And just how can you possibly take a look at the world to which you've been brought and be so closed-minded?

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[piccolo_tomate]

Obviously not time travel, imbecile.

I must have come here by ship. That's the only way to travel anywhere, besides walking and carriages. ...You must really be a native of this New World if you didn't even know that. [Take that Clive.]