I can't fucking BELIEVE Bobby O'Mara wrote to me. What is this, asshole-and-fucking-hell month? Jesus Christ. Remember, this is Bobby "The Strangler" O'Mara.
That's four guys whom I've dismissed who have come back this month:
John
Bobby O'Mara
Franco: The creepy-ass stalker who is also a drug dealer that scared the shit out of me before I moved
Frank Intorcia
OH! And Brandon Kaplan, the guy who thought I was coming onto him and whom I set straight, invited me down to Miami for Valentine's Day. WHAT THE FUCK? That should be flattering, but right now, it's so out of left field and so weird and annoying to deal with.
He wrote
Brandon Kaplan hey yo
i know this is kinda of last minute
you should come to Miami for Vday
just as friends or whatever
What's going on? Seriously? Why is everything in such weird, shitty flux?