haHA motherfuckers!

a while ago, i had my (almost) favorite jacket stolen, along with car keys etc.

But, whilst down in hobart, at the tip shop, Karen found and bought for me an almost identical replacement! Infact, it's slightly better than the original in that it's sorta worn in, and slightly smaller. i think.


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woohoo.

i get to wear a stupid gown to collect a certificate today.

then i am getting royally fucked up and horrriblised, which will be fun!

Good morning world ( Read more... )

I need a big golden '$' sign for the top of my xmas tree. hehe, i find it ironic, really..... i mean, christmas was originally a pagan holiday, and now all the christians are bitching about commercialisation 'clouding the real meaning of christmas'. Money is the new god, and for the most part, religion is just a cheap arse form of therapy. ('god ( Read more... )

goddamnit,

is it just me, or is MSN fucking up for everyone?

hehe, for karen ( Read more... )

C: Hey, Jo! wanna come to the toilet with me?

J: dude, we can'r. we're guys.

C: But we're postmodern guys!

If you read this, if I am passing out over your balcony right now, even if I didnt throw up too often, please post a 'post it' note on my ass in memory of lost brain cells. It can say anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, pull the underware off my head, take a photo for your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) when I don't pay ( Read more... )

hmmm, gotta go to uni soon ( Read more... )

if anyone is wondering about the BBQ shapes, I have only this to say:


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