you dont have to watch dynasty to have an attitude...

[antilackluster]

so lenny (my little german)'s dad is named wolfgang. how much fun is that. i TOTALLY wish my name were wolfgang. so now i have yet another thing to yell at my parents for. not only did they:

a) not raise me bilingual, or
b) sell me to the cirque de soleil as a baby, they
c) didnt name me wolfgang.

what kind of shitty parents did i get stuck with?