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1) My uncle once: pulled me out of a campfire, into which I had fallen face first.
2) Never in my life: have I left the country, physically.
3) When I was five: I killed myself.
4) High School was: absolutely terrible for a slew of reasons and you'd have to pay me a lot to go back.
5) I will never forget: my greatest enemies. "Hatred...it's the only thing that lasts..."
6) I once met: God on the street, and he said he was homeless.
7) There's this person I know who: fucked your mother.
8) Once, at a bar: I heard this sound and this guy I work with was on the ground and laughing his ass off, the barstool laying down beside him. I don't know what he was doing, but he managed to knock it over while he was still on it, which is pretty crazy and I imagine would be hard to do, because they're like 3 feet high. Anyway, I left and thought he had gone hours ago, but I found him in the parking lot puking next to his car. The girl in the passenger seat (there because she wanted to fuck him) promised me that she would be driving. I walked the rest of the way to my car, turned around; she was in her car, he was in his (the one with vomit splattered across the door) and he was speeding through the parking lot. I wonder if he lived through that. I haven't seen him since then. That was last Friday.
9) By noon I'm usually: still asleep.
10) Last night: I left work, bought a book, and went to bed early.
11) If I only had: the night off.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll be in a coffin.
13) Terri Schiavo: is that how you spell her name?
14) I like: scotch.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a window.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a clock.
17) You know I'm lying when: I say I'm happy.
18) In grade school: I spit in a teachers face.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: hell if I know.
20) By this time next year: I'll be 20.
21) A better name for me would be: Raoul.
22) I have a hard time understanding: people.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: try harder, and then I'll give up again.
24) You know I like you if: I am mean to you. Incidentally, you'll also know I hate you if I am nice to you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: your mother.
26) I hope that: I'm wrong about a lot of stuff I say. But before anyone jumps all over that statement; I hope I'm right about the rest of it.
27) Take my advice: and smoke crack.
28) My ideal breakfast is: coffee and cigarettes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: For Your Love by the Yardbirds.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you not visit my hometown.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: exist. wtf
32) Why won't anyone: realize that all the differences between ideologies, theologies, and philosophies are insignifigant when compared to my penis?
33) If you spend the night at my house: don't eat any of my ice cream.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: any reason at all.
35) The world could do without: humans in general.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: oh god. I'd rather die than do that.
37) My favorite blonde is: I don't even know of one that is a natural.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: pet rocks.
40) And by the way: I just farted.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: don't even want to talk about it.
42) My grandmother always: made my mother cry. :(
2) Never in my life: have I left the country, physically.
3) When I was five: I killed myself.
4) High School was: absolutely terrible for a slew of reasons and you'd have to pay me a lot to go back.
5) I will never forget: my greatest enemies. "Hatred...it's the only thing that lasts..."
6) I once met: God on the street, and he said he was homeless.
7) There's this person I know who: fucked your mother.
8) Once, at a bar: I heard this sound and this guy I work with was on the ground and laughing his ass off, the barstool laying down beside him. I don't know what he was doing, but he managed to knock it over while he was still on it, which is pretty crazy and I imagine would be hard to do, because they're like 3 feet high. Anyway, I left and thought he had gone hours ago, but I found him in the parking lot puking next to his car. The girl in the passenger seat (there because she wanted to fuck him) promised me that she would be driving. I walked the rest of the way to my car, turned around; she was in her car, he was in his (the one with vomit splattered across the door) and he was speeding through the parking lot. I wonder if he lived through that. I haven't seen him since then. That was last Friday.
9) By noon I'm usually: still asleep.
10) Last night: I left work, bought a book, and went to bed early.
11) If I only had: the night off.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll be in a coffin.
13) Terri Schiavo: is that how you spell her name?
14) I like: scotch.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a window.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a clock.
17) You know I'm lying when: I say I'm happy.
18) In grade school: I spit in a teachers face.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: hell if I know.
20) By this time next year: I'll be 20.
21) A better name for me would be: Raoul.
22) I have a hard time understanding: people.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: try harder, and then I'll give up again.
24) You know I like you if: I am mean to you. Incidentally, you'll also know I hate you if I am nice to you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: your mother.
26) I hope that: I'm wrong about a lot of stuff I say. But before anyone jumps all over that statement; I hope I'm right about the rest of it.
27) Take my advice: and smoke crack.
28) My ideal breakfast is: coffee and cigarettes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: For Your Love by the Yardbirds.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you not visit my hometown.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: exist. wtf
32) Why won't anyone: realize that all the differences between ideologies, theologies, and philosophies are insignifigant when compared to my penis?
33) If you spend the night at my house: don't eat any of my ice cream.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: any reason at all.
35) The world could do without: humans in general.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: oh god. I'd rather die than do that.
37) My favorite blonde is: I don't even know of one that is a natural.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: pet rocks.
40) And by the way: I just farted.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: don't even want to talk about it.
42) My grandmother always: made my mother cry. :(