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okay so on a funnier note...i finally have the missing link for why palin is a succubus
today i saw the end of one of her rallies, and behind her was a man dressed like a cowboy with a beard and sunglasses.....at the end of her speech he gave the heil hitler salute!
so that means he's a nazi
nazi's hate buttsex
buttsex requires lube
the first vowel of lubrication rhymes with chubacabra
the chubacabra is a blood sucking goat killing animal from central america
a succubus is a demon sent from hell to suck the life out of men
so, palin must be a succubus.....how else could she be so dumb, so obviously underqualified to be anymore than a governer, but yet be lined up to be the vice president of the united states??
i think this is the best/most awesome palin conspiracy theory ever constructed....ever!
today i saw the end of one of her rallies, and behind her was a man dressed like a cowboy with a beard and sunglasses.....at the end of her speech he gave the heil hitler salute!
so that means he's a nazi
nazi's hate buttsex
buttsex requires lube
the first vowel of lubrication rhymes with chubacabra
the chubacabra is a blood sucking goat killing animal from central america
a succubus is a demon sent from hell to suck the life out of men
so, palin must be a succubus.....how else could she be so dumb, so obviously underqualified to be anymore than a governer, but yet be lined up to be the vice president of the united states??
i think this is the best/most awesome palin conspiracy theory ever constructed....ever!