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Oct 29, 2008 01:32

why are girls so fucking out of their minds?

seriously?? what the fuck is wrong with women??

why when you call someone pretty, they somehow think you're calling them ugly, and apparently your attempts to clear it up are really just pathetic in their eyes and when you wont say anything they question why you're so silent, then when you finally can't stand how retarded they're being and flip out they back up into a corner and go "why are you yelling at me?"

WELL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK BITCH! I CALL YOU FUCKING PRETTY AND YOU LITERALLY TOOK A SHIT ON ME FOR IT!

but you don't actually say that, however you strongly imply it and when they finally give in and say that they were wrong you come up with something stupid and gay like "im not pissed at you im just pissed at the fact that somehow i called you pretty and you thought i was saying you were ugly and yelled at me for it" and then you say something gayer like "i could never be pissed at you" and everything turns out okay

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!!

this is why im never getting married, fuck that....don't get me wrong i love the ladies, but holy fucking shit you ladies are out of your fucking minds.

no offense
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