JINGJING-LE BELLS
Her name is Jingjing Guo. She’s Chinese. She’s 26 years old. She’s quite popular in China.
Oh, she’s also a four-time Olympic gold medalist in diving.
I’m not really easily attracted to Chinese, Japanese, or Korean women, but Jingjing Guo is one stunning exception. My non-stop Olympic monitoring has finally paid off. I discovered another beautiful athlete.
Vira likes Nikolaos Zisis from the Greece basketball team. Well, I guess I found myself a Beijing eye candy as well. She’s actually more than just a pretty face because she boasts of four gold medals. Zisis has how many again? Zero. Boo! You have to do better than that Vira. Let’s go Guo!
Look at that perfect form
I can lie beside her all day long
Poolside showers never looked so good
I raise my hands and my feet to her
You could get killed just by staring at those thigs
She sleeps in that position every night
She quickly called the police after she caught me stalking her
I will catch you anywhere you fall
I think I also need a cold shower
It's just impossible not to think of anything dirty with this picture
I will dive with you any day of the week
Cannonball!
You're more precious than all the Olympics gold medals combined