Of COURSE her mother's planning on suing the city. It happened in New York.

[sensaes]

http://www.inquisitr.com/28950/teen-girl-falls-into-sewer-while-texting/

Fuckwit.

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Bonus item (same source): Would it bloody kill Lily Allen to pronounce her terminal 't's just once?

http://www.inquisitr.com/28960/lily-allen-22-music-video-released/

(Rhetorical question, obviously. Alas, nothing's that simple when it comes to eradicating pimples on the arse of popular music.)

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Bonus vid: The least offensive of the available ones detailing the new Sony W series netbook and pricing:

Click to view

Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dcq9o3tC3s

(Still offensively pink, though.)

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And finally... This Wolfman head-knocker seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to a former President of the USA:



Details: http://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/wolfman-werewolves-item-list-a-z-c-8_211_217/wolfman-extreme-headknocker-universal-monsters-p-8671

(Opportunistic intern, cigars, and stained dress not included.)